>Find A thing
>Master theres a 75% chance this is related to our goal, i will let you dowse for more of it
>Spend an hour following a fucking dowsing rod
>Master there is a 90% chance this is the thing you're looking for
>We found one earlier
>90%
>When its obvious, 100% is the thing we need.
Is Fi fucking broken? shes borderline useless, why is she even here?
>>343690606
Navi.
>>343690836
Navi is FAR more useful then this piece of junk. Navi lets me L target and gives me helpful hints
Fi gives me random trivia and pesters me when I'm low on hearts, money or battery power and theres no way to turn her the fuck off.
>>343688235
Overwatch fans are of a level of cringe equal to sonic autists and should be burned alive thanks
>>343690981
wrong thread sir
>>343690963
Fi is your god damned sword,
The worst part about the "% chance" thing is that they never ONCE subvert it.
It's so obvious. "Master there is a 90% chance that the path is safe". And then you get jumped "Aww shit this is highly irregular"
>>343690606
I honestly want HD release of this game just so I can see how much of the game's design Nintendo regrets.
>>343691241
I didnt ask for a fairy to live in my sword. she can go inhabit some other blade
I hope Breath of the Wild is free of advisory characters.
>>343691558
Worst part is Skyward sword is highly replayable, it had some amazing levels like the Sandship and the Ancient Cistern, but its all bogged down by horrible, unecessary filler like Dowsing for parts, silent realms, and needless backtracking fetchquests jsut to gain acess to other areas.
MASTER YOUR WII REMOTE BATTERIES ARE LOW
MASTER REMEMBER TO STRETCH AND TAKE A BREAK
>>343691752
We already see the Sheikah slate with a guiding voice to guide Link.
We see no npcs other than the old man, but we already know there is an advisory character
Jesus
Am I really the only one here who actually liked skyward sword?
>It wasn't ocarina of time 2
No shit it wasn't, that would be boring. I was so fucking happy when the game came out because every zeld from OoT onward adopted the same shitty boring formula. SS was a breath of fresh air and something new, and you fucks ruined it by shitting on it and making sure they'd never inovate zelda again.
Nintendo fans really are their own worst enemy.
Apologize.
>>343690606
>why is she even here?
To hold your hand.
>>343692953
>Am I really the only one here who actually liked skyward sword?
Nah, I really liked it too. Are there parts I disliked about it sure? The shield upgrade system and the basically empty sky hub world made came across as a childish attempt to compete with games like Skyrim. That and I found the lack of no sweet delicious Fi titties to squeeze to be a misstep. But overall it had some very clever innovative dungeons and I found it to be mostly good.
>>343693895
>That and I found the lack of no sweet delicious Fi titties to squeeze
Ugh, you're one of them. stop talking to me.
>>343692953
I got too annoyed by some parts of it to properly enjoy
Honestly, call me an autist all you like, but most of that was getting pulled out of my immersion by getting 'MASTER YOUR BATTERIES ARE RUNNING LOW' every 5 fucking seconds from the moment they are below half.
Like literally, from the moment they still last like 2 hours you get a message about that shit every few moments.
pic related gives some more
but that was honestly the main reason. Completely pulled me out of the game
>>343693895
>Fi titties
Stopped reading there.
The game was decent, I really liked the bosses. But anything to do with Fi, ranging from her existence, immersion breaking, and general handholding, is terrible and needs to be purged. Including the people who actually liked Fi.
>>343694302
autist
>>343694302
>>343694553
>immersion-breaking
Are you retards serious
>>343694302
>now do it two more times
>>343693868
>ywn hold hands with fi
Why live
>>343690606
She's completely useless, I never understood why people say that she gives the answers to the puzzles when her "tips" are usually "there's 98% chance that this is a door"
who here loves these fucking guys
I liked when she danced.
>>343691919
so in other words, it's not highly replayable
>>343693895
i enjoyed skyward sword but christ man those double a batteries
>>343695685
tsundere fairy was the best companion after midna
This is my favorite character
>>343690606
The amout of tutorialS this fucking game have is fucking killing me, I JUST WHANT TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME !
>>343692175
Fuck.
>>343691314
That implies Nintendo has clever writers, which they dont
>>343696362
the boat talks to you a fair amount. and the rock phone. plus you have to talk to the chart fish like 30 times.
>>343693703
Navi being annoying is like the Water Temple being hard, it's an epic meme that people who never played the game constantly spout to show people what epic geeks they are.
In reality she's pretty unobtrusive and can even be helpful at times, comparing her to Fi is fucking insulting.
Skyloft beginning - 9/10
Floria woods - 6/10
Skyview temple - 8/10
Ghirahim - 7/10
Eldin volcano - 4/10 DOWSING FOR KEYS IS NOT FUN
Earth temple - 6/10
Scaldera - 3/10
Lanayru desert - 4/10 DOWSING SHIT AGAIN
Mining facility - 6/10
Moldarch - 2/10 Such an unsatisfying boss
Imprisoned - 3/10
Skyloft propeller quest - 1/10 uneeded filler
Isle of songs - 2/10
Floria Silent realm - 10/10
Floria woods great tree - 4/10
Water dragon - 6/10
Ancient Cistern - 10/10
Koloktos - 10/10
Lanayru Silent realm - 8/10
Skipper retreat - 3/10
Shipyard - 5/10 Get on with it already
Sandship - 10/10
Scervo battle - 10/10
Kraken - 4/10
Eldin silent realm - 8/10
METAL GEAR BOKOBLIN - 10/10
Fire temple - 9/10
Ghirahim 2- 9/10
Demise 2 - 4/10 doesnt need to fucking exist
Demise 3 - 9/10
Sky keep - 6/10
Ghirahim final - 10/10
Demise - 4/10
>>343695685
Me. Tatl is best companion in best game.
>>343696793
King of Red Lion never stops you while out on sea to tell you where to go next.
That stone is used like 3 times in the entire game.
And you don't have to chart out the sea but its spaced out enough and the advice he gives you is useful.
>>343690836
>>343691241
Navi isn't annoying, nor disruptive to the gameplay. Link's constant grunting was more annoying considering you hear it more than Navi.
