How would Geralt fare in Westeros (Game of Thrones)?
He defeated the Wild Hunt, I think the White Walkers would too easy for him.
>>343686446
Gets BTFO by Gregor
He'd just roam around forests looking for little jobs
>>343686968
>Implying Geralt is a dex fag
He has both STR and DEX
>>343686968
He's a generic strong man
>>343686446
>>343687159
There are no monsters in Westeros so he wouldn't have any coin to buy weapons and shit. He would probably be some mook soldier or gold cloak in Kings Landing.
>>343687159
true but he'd get a crazy reputation sooner or later and when nobody or no creature even comes close to taking him he'll become an important player
>>343686968
That fight made me sad. It showed in both book and show that Dex prevails hardcore, but Oberyn's cockiness is what got him killed in the end. All he had to do was get his venom in him and wait it out.
Last time i checked Geralt is a Genetically modified human.
I don't think the Mountain will stand a chance against him.
>>343686446
Geralt can take out all the top swordsmen in Westboros by himself
>>343687994
I'm glad it played out like it did unlike Tyrion's little cut on his forehead and Theon looking like nothing happened to him
>>343686446
I think geralt would starve as not enough monsters for hunting.
Otherwise he would be a lone wanderer who just kills easily anyone who gets in his way.
>>343688263
*Westeoros
>>343688263
Nah Geralt got BTFO by a normal human tonnes of times. Jaime, Loras, Barristan and Arthur Dayne would BTFO him
>>343688427
Couldn't he become a merc like other Witchers?
>>343688543
>Jaime the one handed sister fucker could beat Geralt
Oh come the fuck on.
That faggot has to manipulate people out of castles instead of sieging it like a God damn man.
>>343688543
I'm talking about game Geralt
>>343686968
Wasn't it in Blood and wine a reference to the Mountain at the finale of the tournament?
>Becomes a legendary bounty hunter
>Becomes a wandering swordsman
>Becomes an assassin/bodyguard to a lord (ser Alonne style)
>Travels North and single handedly stops the White Walkers
>Travels East and fuck Daenerys
Whatever it is, he would've had an exciting life. Let's not forget he's a super strong, super tough, super fast mutant with a hundred years of life, chemistry and sword experience.
>witcher is coming
Appropriate. He'd probably be bored with no monsters and boink some girls while taking odd jobs.
>>343688143
I am pretty sure the HUGE human enemy type is inspired by the mountain
>>343688776
Jaime with his hand would destroy Geralt.
BesidesOne handed Jaime beat Rand Al Thor
>>343686446
He'd be faster and stronger than any human in their world, and has signs to manipulate people when he needs, shield himself, etc. He's experienced against dragons, resists a bunch of shit. Assuming he isn't a powerful figure ripe for assassination, he'd do fine. Might get caught by a sneaky peasant, but unlikely.
Probably be one of those overpowered characters that has no real role, but exists so there's a higher powerlevel than their current stupid strong character.
>>343687601
He'd end up working for the Night's Watch and doing a bloody good job.
There are also legends of monsters in some parts of Essos, like basilisks and obviously dragons.
>>343689023
>that guy who brings up the only fantast series worse than asoiaf
>>343688830
yes, it's a pretty obvious one
>>343688868
>whittles up a bunch of new gwent decks for the setting and becomes the lord of the cards
>>343689023
I really don't see Jaime beating Geralt. Not single handedly (no pun intended).
>>343689082
>Might get caught by a sneaky peasant
That's exactly the kind of thing his heightened reactions and senses help him avoid. He can figure out if people are lying by hearing their heartbeat.
>>343689284
Have you only played 3?
>>343689257
Jaime was a god tier fighter with his hands. Jaime would rape book Geralt. Not too sure about Game Geralt
>>343689082
This. He'll be some legendary swordsman that's a hero of his own story, but not the one we're in.
>>343687601
He could probably make a really good mercenary company or could pull a bronn/clegane and rise to the point where he is a powerful vassal.
>>343689503
Book Geralt, possibly. Game Geralt, no chance.
>>343689427
I played a bit of 2 but didn't really dig it all that much.
Can he actually do that or was he just bullshitting the guy to scare him?
>>343689098
>sitting on a wall, freezing my ass off is boring work for a witcher. And I'm not one for formalities and organized soldering. I'm going out beyond the wall to kill everything I find. I expect payment when I return.
>>343689643
Almost every Geralt fights humans in the books they're highly skilled assassins/mercenaries and he's always out numbered 1 to 5. I can't recall anyone jn GoT overcoming those odds
>>343689937
He murdered Snow White and her 7 mercenaries in seconds to become the Butcher of Blaviken
>>343689828
Well he was stabbed in the gut by a peasant with a pitchfork that pretty much lies to him. Gets Geralt's guard down. It's mentioned in 3, I think. Pretty sure it's in the opening of 2.
>>343686446
Removed the text from the photo. Looks better like this, I think.
>>343689937
Syrio forell
How would Letho fare in Westeros (Game of Thrones)?
>>343689873
The Night's Watch are the only guys involved in monster-hunting in Westeros. Maybe Geralt would just become a roamer north of wall and help wildlings out now and then. Or maybe he'd grow close to the Watch and turn it into a new Witcher school
>>343690494
Ends the civil war in a month by working for one of the rulers
>>343690494
Kingslayer!
>>343686968
Gregor is the peak of human ability but Geralt is a mutant trained from childhood to kill monsters bigger than him. That and Witchers fight dirtier than Oberyn.
>>343689828
>>343690046
>Game fags
Jesus. That's canonicaly how Geralt and Yennifer died, their bodies being whisked away to that Isle by Ciri.
Everything that happens next (coming back, joining the hunt in place of Yen, the amnesia) is game canon.
>>343690494
He's basically Gregor and Oberyn combined into one silly completely OP character who could obliterate anyone.
>>343691021
youre on v not lit idiot
Better question, how would Dandelion fare if he landed in Kings Landing midway through a Game of Thrones
>>343689503
You'd be delusional if you believe anyone in the ASOIAF universe would have a chance against Geralt. He's far more skilled and physically superior than anyone, even Jaime, Barristan or Arthur Dayne. If you add in potions or Signs it would be even worse.
>>343691776
I hope he gets plot armor somehow or he's fucked.
fuck game of thrones
ruining fantasy
>>343691774
>He doesn't know basic shit about the world of a game he's playing
Geralt and Yennifer dying at the hands of a regular peasant is a huge plot point not just for the books, but for the games as well.
If you failed to gather that, you should probably kill yourself.
>>343691890
I think a faceless man has a shot if he can get him when he's drunk
also potions are probably out because he's in another world with different plants and herbs
>>343692254
In one of the quests Geralt kills an ekimmara while blind drunk, maybe not even then.
>>343686446
He would never sit on the throne
I don't know anyhting about GoT but what would happen if some asshoe suddenly started selling virus, parasites and other mutated bullshit to whomevever could pay?
>>343692254
>>343692450
The Faceless men are sneaky assassins.
Without plot armor it's entirely possible one sneaks behind him and slits his throat while he's hanging out in a bar.
Of course, main characters never get killed like that, so it probably wouldn't work.
>>343692513
Eh, ASOIAF has a ton of zombies already. Like three entirely different groups of them.
Umbrella would go out of buisness.
>>343691776
He goes to court and becomes the blue bard. So not well.
>>343692603
convenient then that ASOIAF has no main character and anyone is fair game
>5 pages describing the drinks and the small meal at the dive bar
>minor section on the songs the bard is failing to compose a few stools nearby
>witcher is ingloriously slashed from behind and left to rot
>50,000 pages later, he was in a coma he purposely induced on himself and wakes up to hunt down the asshole and the real bad guy
>makes no real progress for 2 books that took 9 real time years to get to market
>>343692603
witchers literally have a 6th sense to sense when something's 'wrong' with their surroundings
>>343693336
why didn't he sense letho before it was too late?
>>343691890
Jaime with a pitchfork could probably do it
>>343693336
No they literally don't. Their medallions vibrate when magic is near, everything else is just experience. Just because Geralt is the most OP witcher doesn't mean every witcher has superman levels of sensing.
>>343693427
one-handed too
>>343693419
Because he's a Witcher too?
>>343692710
But does it have stuff like brainwashing parasite, angry lizard, invincible undead with eyes everywhere and really strong bald man?
>>343688143
This
Imlerith is like the Mountain on steroids, and Geralt kicked his ass.
>>343693890
>I think not
>are dragons lizards?
>yes
>yes
>>343689098
>Geralt
>celibacy
>>343693890
If you count magic, yes
Yes
yes
And yes.
>>343694327
Most of the Nights Watch don't take that bit seriously anyways.
>>343688837
>>Travels East and fuck Daenerys
>Geralt
>fucking fat chicks
u wot m8
>>343686446
probably just end up north of the wall
>>343686446
Steamrolling for 2 seasons and then getting killed by some stupid shit.
Bump before thread dies
>>343686446
Considering every moral person gets btfo except Jon Snow, I'd say he'd fare really poorly.
>>343686968
Ahahah no. Gregor is neither smart enough, strong enough or even slightly skilled enough to take on a witcher.
>>343689023
>One handed Jaime beat Rand Al Thor
Yeah no. I don't see how you think that makes any sense.
>>343689023
Rand would just Balefire the shit out of Jaime.
>>343692032
Is it? It has skeletons and dragons and wizards and demons in a prime time American TV setting. It's about the only way fantasy is even clinging on in the west.
>>343697950
>Balefire the shit out of Jaime.
Wrap his head in air and choke the life out of him, don't use a stone when a pebble will do.
Game Geralt would easily kill all the dragons.
>>343692032
Lord of the rings ruined it
>>343698247
It's shit writing, and the shows are degenerating into more shit.
Fantasy as a genre deserves better.
>>343698247
>>343700227
Dragonlance was more enjoyable, honestly.
>>343689023
>BesidesOne handed Jaime beat Rand Al Thor
How dumb are you?
Nothing? He'd be a character sure, but there are plenty of great fighters and charismatic men in westeros. He'd just be another dude.
Wasn't the point of one of the games that Geralt was just one man, and no matter what he can't resolve a largescale conflict between two nations because he just can't?
>>343687159
>>343687601
There are monsters in Westeros. They're just not as prominent because most of them died years ago.
Geralt wouldn't just be another mook solider, he'd probably be another mook sellsword, like Bronn.
>>343691409
Couldn't beat Geralt.
>>343700603
This.
Though he'd probably help with the white walkers.
Also his storyline would not be related with any of the big houses.
>>343690494
Will be hired by Quiburn, froze half of Daynerys fleet and kills her.
>>343701794
oh he would try to nope out of all the politics because muh neutrality but inevitably be incredibly entangled in it and end up killing people he doesn't want to over some petty political shit they wouldn't let him out of
>>343700227
>Fantasy as a genre deserves better.
It really doesn't. Fantasy was always the laughing stock of literature and mostly for good reasons.
>>343702348
What would trigger geralt?
>>343688830
>>343689201
there is a brienne reference too in one of the fist fights quests
>>343702570
Accusing GoT of bad writing because it doesn't have a protagonist is fucking stupid though. He should rather talk about the meaningless fillers, loose and forever unsolved plot strands (which are now rushed in the TV show with such a retarded fast pace that I don't really care anymore) and Daenerys chapters, which are so boring that I actually fell asleep a couple of times.
Rushkoff's criticism boils down to "Martin tries to write a medieval epic".
>>343704140
>almost whole book about Mereen and everyone going to it
>FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENS
Aegon V can't conquer Westeros fast enough, who cares if he's fake
Is there a character that could possibly EVEN TOUCH Arya Stark?
>>343704412
No fun in Essos. If Martin were a women, Daenerys would be his Mary Sue. The show almost gave her a chance to get some color, but they blew it.
Worst of all, she'll win.
>>343705357
The man that has dubs
>>343705357
>>343705357
Madara Uchiwawa with ghetto rhinestome jutsu
>>343705664
I'm fucking calling it now, no one wins and they all learn a valuable lesson about friendship while defeating the supernatural threat
>>343706185
welcome to the shitty world of epic the fantasy
i miss sword and sorcery so much, the closest thing we get today is the Geralt saga
Game of Thrones is a very American fantasy, so all commoners die under the rule of corrupt monarchs. Geralt would be dead in the first chapter of GoT.
>>343706851
SaS is the worst fantasy. 100% cliche teenage wish fulfillment.
>>343707221
>100% cliche teenage wish fulfillment.
So?
>Bookfags still upset because Martin cares more about the show than them
>>343708156
he's gonna die before a dream of spring and you know it
>>343708156
That's like me reading The Walking Dead and knowing that the show was gonna make the comics second priority. It sure did.
>>343707772
It's a go to criticism for people who don't have anything interesting to say. See male power fantasy.
>>343708156
Fucking fat man who can't write his fucking 2 last books. The books are so much better than the shit that those hack screenwriters of the series write.
>>343708919
I read both and I'm getting fucked twice. The Walking Dead tv series is fucking shit though.
Letho is the mountain on steroids + signs
Geralt btfo'd Letho
>>343691021
For being a hipster bookfag you sure have no fucking clue that Geralt sealed both Yen's fate and himself with the last wish.
Stay together forever, in the grave.
