Post your video game sins and confess.I exclusively play the Sims 4 with a male self insert character, make him a scientist and work until I get the ability to make fattening serums and a cloning machine. I use the cloning machine to make unlimited serums and make it my ultimate goal to fatten up every woman in the game.
>>343676418
ive never watched anime or played a jrpg.
>>343677019
You're missing out
I've out more hours into my Wii U than my PS2 and PS3
>>343676418
I'll never understand watching youtubers or twitch "let's players".
I can understand watching competitive games, or speed runs.
But just watching random joe schmoe play a random game, I don't get. Why not just play yourselves?
I haven't played a Nintendo game since Gamecube times.
Skyward Sword is my favorite Zelda
Sonic Adventure 2 is the pinnacle of Sonic games. ShTH takes a close second.
Galaxy 1>Galaxy 2
R>W>Y>B
MGS: 3>2>4>1>5
Brawl is my favorite Smash
I made U.B. Funkeys OCs for contests on their forums
I made a Sonic OC too.
>>343676418I've started playing a lot of games just because the main character is a shota.
>>343677624
>U.B. Funkeys
Jesus Christ I forgot about that shit.
Is the game still up?
>I play online shooterswith a 360 controller
>>343676418
i exclusively play sims games with a male self insert that manages to get a wife and have children and live happily ever after in a nice house with a large garden. that will never happen in real life though
>>343677690what games?
>>343676418
I stopped playing Witcher 3 because it felt boring and repetitive.
>>343676418
I have spent like 4k hours in Dota 2 and I don't feel any regret about it, It wasfun
>>343678108
you disgust me
>>343676418
I enjoy playing Vidya games
>>343678194All of the Mother series, Pokemon, Yokai Watch, South Park the stick of truth, and other games. I'm excited for Ever Oasis because Tethu looks cute.
>>343676418I voted Goku for Smash.
>>343677487
I don't dig on Let's Plays either, but I will look at a GB Quick Look to decide if a game looks interesting/worth my time.
ive jerked off the the hydra vore animation in Dragons dogma
I like mass effect 2 more than mass effect 1
The only TES i played is Skyrim
I prefer fallout 1,2 AND 4 over 3& New Vegas
I think this is one of the best games of the past couple years and I play it all the time. I believe it has the potential to be a god tier shooter
>>343679345
I masturbate to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2VkxygqZ4o
>>343678104
I wouldn't know. I'm pretty sure the forum went down because that's what set me on my path to here as a kid.
>>343676418
I spend most of my time playing games I've already played. I have 3,500 hours in TF2 as a result, though I dropped it a few weeks ago for good.
The Last of Us, Ocarina of Time, and Half-Life 2 are my top 3 of all time.
Human Revolution is one of my all time favorites, but I have no intention of playing the original. I find it horribly outdated.
I despise the Sonic franchise. .
I’ve never played a Souls game because they seem far too frustrating and I play video games to relax.
I got into Overwatch because I found Tracer cute. I'm pretty bad at the game, so I end up playing Lucio most of the time so I can escape blame if we end up losing and it helps my self-esteem to feel useful. I also talk shit to my team when we lose. I still sometimes play Tracer because she’s very fun.
>>343676418I pirate constantlyI convince myself that if I can't pirate it, I don't want it.
>>343679774
me too
I don't have a competitive mindset, so no matter how hard I try, I just can't get into fighting games like other people. I don't like tournaments. Friendlies, I'll play anytime, but I just don't like the tournament setting/environment.
That, and I just end up dropping a lot of fighting games due to an unwillingness to invest hours in it and a lack of interest overall. The only games that have lasted with me are UMVC3 (love this game) and Soul Calibur (same here). I play SSB as well, but I'm going to stop by next year. I can just feel it.
I miss couch co-op. Playing online just isn't that fun to me.
>>343681437
If you love co-op Monster Hunter may be something you would like. If you have friends with a 3DS you can have a lot of funand rage
>>343679774
Well shit
I don't like MMORPGs just RPGs. Most MMORPGs seem like downgraded RPGs with Online-Support or whatever. I just don't like lifeless NPCs that are just standing there and give you quests.
I don't like Online that much in general, I rather like to play coop games. Sadly there aren't that many good coop games anymore. Actually there never were that many.
I know it seems stupid but I would even be satisfied by just the singleplayer game with a second/third/fourth player, there doesn't need to be an extra campaign/story for them. Never liked to watch my friends play or let them watch me play.
>>343676418
>i liked the design of Diablo 3's witch doctor just as much as Diablo 2's necromancer
I love the shit out of New Vegas, hated Fallout 3, and didn't buy 4.But I think Fallout 1&2 are unplayable
TLOU was the last game I actually looked forward to play while I was at work and I'd play that shit like 5 hours straight when I got home.
I have never finished a doom game. In fact I suck ass at them.
I hate open world games because the games with it can never motivate me enough to keep exploring. This is the reason I can't stomach games like the elder scrolls series or fallout and the reason why I hate this recent trend of putting it in every game they possibly can just to add to total play time.
Until dawn was one of my favorite games of last year.
I'm enjoying overwatch More then I ever did tf2, but that's because my friends are console peasants and I had no one to play tf2 with.
I hate how hideo kojima can show off a shitty game trailer with no gameplay attached and it's already being considered a masterpiece.
I sold my copy of advance wars for 10 dollars when I was little and regretted ever since.
Onimusha 1-3 > resident evil 1-3
>>343681954
Too much of a timesink, desu. Don't like playing on the 3DS very much, either.
>>343677207
he's missing out on only a few jrpgs but avoiding anime is a good idea
I fapped while playing Saints Row 3 with a nude mod
turn-based cRPGs are all shit
>>343679740
Robert is that you?
I haven't played a single Final Fantasy game ever.
>>343678745
You like weight gain too, anon?
I love shitting on the Vita
I don't own any console
I didn't wait
I use hints when playing picross
My GOTY last year was Undertale, and my second favorite was EarthBound
I think the industry would benefit from toning down on sexualizing girls
>>343676418
I bought a gaming PC because I was to impatient and lazy to build my own.
>>343685595
Play 9 it's the best one.
>>343685453
Yeah it's me. What's up?
>>343685595
I bought ffVII, played it for about 30, got bored and never played it again.
I find this game really fun and am currently working on beating it 100%
>>343685453
oH sHit! How do you know my name?
>>343685453
No, my name is Jason. Last name Jones. Do you like my game?
I played a moba almost exclusively for four years
>>343687087
WHO IS THIS?
I don't like viewtiful Joe. I didn't have fun
>>343685453
Holy shit, who is this? How did you know it was me, Jason?
Porn games sometimes give me more enjoyement and better rewards than AAA titles i've played lately
Bloodborne is my least favorite souls gamethe atmosphere is great, but the actual gameplay is so bad compared to any of the other souls...Also I think The Last of Us is so overrated it's not even funny. I genuinely thought it was being shilled near release because when I bought it it was the biggest dissapointment of the decade
>>343687087
I did too, sadly. Which drug were you on?Dotamphetamines for me. Valve ruined the game. Probably for the better, that entire genre gives me headaches now. If it's not the game itself, it's the people.
I don't like any RPGs besides Mario RPGs
>>343676418
I liked the animation for weight gain from the Sims 2 more than the unnoticeable gain from Sims 4
>>343685595
I started on Legends.That game gave me an irrational hatred of games that labeled themselves as RPG's for ~15 years after. I played through Pokemon Blue, the first two Paper Marios, and Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time without realizing that they were RPG's while avoiding all other ones like the plague.
>>343676418I make a male character and impregnate all the women, making a huge family tree, it gets so bad my character doesn't even meet most of his kids untl they are teens or young adults
I play animal crossing on my 3ds in public
>>343687569
>gameplay is bad compared to rest of series
Explain
I have 420 hours on CS:GO and got legend in hearthstone last season
I've owned Dark Souls 1 on both Xbox 360 and PC for about 3 or 4 years now...still haven't played it.
>>343677487
There are games I'm interested in for none gameplay reasons but don't really want to play myself. Mainly Jrpgs. Most of them bore me but I like some of the concepts so I'd rather just watch a guy like Hcbailly play them and listen to their commentary while I ev train Pokémon or something.
>>343687981
Nothing wrong with that
>>343687921
That sounds pretty hot, I'll have to try thatafter I fatten up every lady Sim in existenceI also just had the brilliant idea of using age reversing/advancing serums to open a wider range of attractive Sims to fatten/impregnate
My most played game on Steam is Warframe with 1200+ hours. My second is Payday 2 with 600 and Fallout New Vegas with 500
>>343687981
don't you have some Burch to cuck
I keep up with the yokai watch anime.
I have put 55 hours into the platinum demo
>>343677487
Let's Plays/streams are for lonely people with no friends to play vidya with.
>>343688332
How long have you had warframe?
>>343676418
I bought gold once during vanilla WoW.
>>343688032
Well it's just so similar. Every play style is the same. Wether you're using a lightweight sword or a giant hammer, you play the exact same.
In DS3 I beat the game, then immediately created another character and made him a mage. After that I made another character, this one was about using a lightweight weapon, namely the Broadsword, and it was an entirely different beast to my Zweihander on the first playtrough. Bosses/mobs that were cake before gave me trouble and viceversa.
In Bloodborne, I beat the game with a Kirkhammer. Then went on another game and used only lightweight, as a Skill build. Didn't get far, I was playing the exact same game.
I wanted to make a bloodtinge character focused on guns: Nope. Then an Arcane character: Oh wait it's the same for about 50% of the game... No thanks.
And honestly the actual gameplay wasn't all that great either. Bloodborne's gameplay was made for bosses. Playing against regular mobs it's just... Boring really. Mostly R1 spam. Playing against bosses it was freaking fantastic, but then again the only bosses that gave me trobule were Ludwig and OoK. Any other boss in the game I did in <3 tries and a big amount of them I just one-try'd because they all play the exact damn same. Just be agressive. No strategy involved.
>>343677487
It's mental illness and/or depression. Playing actual games takes too much "energy" after spending all their time burning out their brains reading the Internet and social media. But they are still addicted to the slight stimulation they can get watching someone else play while doing nothing
I made a living Pokedex and dump it in the games of casuals just so I can devalue shiny Pokémon.
>>343676418
Related. Spoiler because lewd as fuck.I sometimes buy/download games I hate because they have a weight gain or growth mechanic, then do whatever I have to do, even enormous amounts of grinding to get the thing in question so I can use Cheat Engine to mess around with it and make makeshift jackoff material with it. I've done this with Marvel Heroes and World of Warcraft to name two. I tried with Saint's Row 3 and 4, but those games do some janky optimization shit that makes it not work properly. I'm considering downloading Champions Online or pirating Fable 2 or 3 for the same reason. I've also made inflation porn out of most of the female characters in Dota 2 using Blender, and is the entire reason I learned how to use the software. I want to find the Overwatch models/materials too for the same reason, mostly for Mercy and Widow. I regret nothing as long as nobody finds out who I am IRL. In before Dobson, but no.
Bought the PS4 and played only Warframe, not even bloodborne and other games.6200 Hours in and counting
Given the chance i always play as a girl becausei lose on purpose and imagine lewd "game over" scenarios
One of my favorite games is FE Sacred Stones for that reason only
I play vidya because it entertains me, i don't like sitting through long cutscenes or games forcing me to put the controller down for an info dump
I play vidya to have fun, to feel like a fucking kid while i do so. I hate games like the newest Uncharted entries, TLoU, Quantum break, and any other walking simulator where the coolest shit happens in cutscenes where i either have no interaction or is just a QTE
I have the taste of a Codbabby and i like it that way
>>343688676
>that entire spoilerSounds like something I would do honestlyThe inflation stuff any good?
>>343680436i do this too but i finally have money to buy games so im stopping slowly. we are all gonna make it
>>343688894
That's not even remotely shameful anon.
>>343679740
God, what a shit opinion. Destiny is generic trash
>>343680169
Kill yourself.
>>343684675
>Until Dawn
>game
>Overwatch
You can do the same.
>>343688982
>Pirate everything single player because no money
>Short ago get a decent job
>Denuvo comes in
>Can't pirate
>Don't really think Rise of the tomb raider or Just Cause 3 are worth $30-38 dollars even on sale
>Lose interest
Fuck everything.
>>343688807
If this is true then congrats on the genuinely most fucked up post I've seen on /v/ in years.
>>343689210
They aren't. Neither of the reboot TR games are good, and Just Cause 3 is as repetitive as it gets.
>>343684675
>I hate open world games because the games with it can never motivate me enough to keep exploring.
The exact same used to happen to me. Whenever I played a Zelda game, I'd think it was alright until the game opened up and told me to go whenever I wanted and right there, I lost interest.
It didn't happen to me in W3 because I was actually interested in the world, but it's the one and only exception so far.
>>343688537
Played since around Update 6 I think, so started a long time ago just haven't ever played it for more than a few months at a time. Honestly kinda disgusted that it mever felt like I played it much but I guess thats quality grind shit for you.
Another confession:
FNV was my #1 game in playtime until about two years ago. I bought it when it first came out and it was my first and only Steam game for my first year of college. I got up to around 500 hours and only stopped because the game just plain stopped working on my computer. Also I never even modded it, all that time I spent playing was doing countless RP runs as different characters and paths
>>343689210
Just Cause 3 is fun but not really worth the difference between 2.
Rise of the Tomb Raider Im not sure about
>>343689271Help me
I would inbreed Pokemon and then trade them on GTS/Wonder Trade.
>tfw inspired by Game of Thrones.
>>343688978I made a special Youtube channel for my shit, but none of it is incredibly elaborate, I should probably render and upload what I've made for posterity. I've been improving, but currently my channel only has 2 videos, both of which are kind of crap.. I made most of a fleshed-out Queen of Pain burlesque where she slowly inflates over 2-3 minutes while talking and being sexy, but I'm so insecure about being judged by random nerds on the internet that I get nervous when I try to work on it any more. I want to be confident about it but deep down I hate myself for it.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuFhLNng4mcLYuTMBPDA7yw
>>343689210
This. You want the shit until you actually have to spend money for it, then realizing what the money is worth compared to what the game shown itself to be (Looking at you FO4) it's nearly universally better to pirate FIRST then buy if you like the game. If not, you're not playing it anyway, no loss because you would have returned the game.
>>343688597
I greatly disagree. Each weapon in BB is its own unique playstyle and the variety is excellent. Being aggressive is just the way to play it, it's interesting you'd fault the game for making you play aggressive and that playstyle actually being the best way to play. It's ESPECIALLY interesting that you'd fault it for being "r1 spammy" while simultaneously saying you prefer das3. DaS3 is the definition of r1 spam and it's supposed to be a completely different experience, but unfortunately they fucked up poise and made it so you can beatthe whole game easily with just the starting knight class. On top of that the bosses are complete jokes. I beat a lot of BB bosses in only 1-2 tries, but the really hard ones fucked my shit up. Hardest boss in DaS3 is supposedly NK and he was easy as fuck. Soul of Cinder probably took me the longest at like 5 tries.
GameCube > Xbox > PS2 > Dreamcast
>>343689331
I had fun with Tomb Raider 2013. But that's because I pirated it. If I had paid even $20 for it, I wouldn't have thought it was worth it.
Likewise I'm sure ROTTR is a decent game... But fuck, I can't bring myself to spend $30 on it. It's just not that good.
>Just Cause 3 is as repetitive as it gets
I know. I just wanted a game to fuck around when I don't have a lot of time to spend. But recently I found out driving games fill that niche perfectly (Need for Speed and the Crew) so I just got that and now I have no need for it.
>>343689483
Dude you know how many people have an inflation fetish? Combine that shit with some sexy talk and there will be just as many people loving it as hating it. You have to remember that most people aren't going to care, and the people that do enough to "judge you over the internet" are what you call the small, but loudest, minority. You'll hear them the most so there will seem like there's more of them, but the reality is, there is going to be twice as many people who fucking love you or don't care enough to post.
Ignore the haters or you'll never get anywhere in life. Letting random fucks you'll never, ever meet and who will have no influence or judgement on you, your life, or the people in your life, who cares what they think?
Stay strong, it gets easier, we've all been there.most of us, anyway. I'm sure there is a few alpha chad gamers here [\spoiler]
>>343688148
FUCKING NORMIEEEE
>>343689423
>fun
>blowing shit up: the game
I'll admit that the wingsuit is cool, but the game is lacking.
>>343689483If I wasn't at work I'd watch them but from the thumbnails they look pretty good. I'll sub to you
Warlords of Draenor would've been one of the best expansions if they didn't cut so much content.
I used to put my controller on my dick and play a game that made it vibrate a lot to jack off
I had fun watching my siblings play Zelda games but I've never played one for more than 2 hours. BotW looks cool though.
I have a terrible habit of playing games for a few hours then dropping them for months.
I used to play all games with cheats on until I was about 10.
I played Warframe for over 300 hours. I stopped enjoying it altogether after the first few days.I played Skyrim for 310~ hours on 360.I genuinely believe /v/ is the best board on 4chan.
>>343688807
No fucking way
>>343689483
LOL HOLY FUCK
I bought an Xbox One day one for $500.
>>343689639
But you're not getting it. Bloodborne lacks the strategy that Souls games have.
In souls game, getting right below the enemy's balls and giving them a good slicing isn't always the best strategy. Sometimes it's fine to back off, sometimes mid-long distance is the best way to fight. That's never true in Bloodborne. It's just go and be agressive. Side-step attack, press R1, repeat. NOTHING else. NO changes whatsoever regardless of the weapon you play with. Sometimes you can go for a backstab or a riposte but 90% of the time it's just best to be as agressive as possible, which is fine for a couple bossfights like it is in DS3... But fuck, for a 22 hour game!? That's insane.
And well, you're technically right about the bosses. Most bosses in DS3 took me just a couple of tries, except for Pontiff (19 tries), Dancer (14) and Soul of Cinder (7)
In Bloodborne, Ludwig took me more than 30 and Orphan took me around 40. They fucked me up.
But the main problem is that whenever I got to a bossfight, I knew exactly what I had to do. Just get in there and attack. It's almost funny that the game with the most horrid designs that should make you question even what you're fighting ends up being the one where every boss just plays the same: BE AGRESSIVE. Whenever I got to a boss, first thing I did is get in as fast as possible and fuck him up, which is why I had such a stupid amount of bosses I did in one try. On the other hand, DS3 bosses never took me too much except for the ones I specified, but I rarely did them on first try because each one was so different.
I thought Battlefield 3's coop, as minimal as it was, was fun and the only reason it was a failure in my mind was because there wasn't enough content. Also I loved the Onslaught coop mode on BF Bad Company 2 and I'm still mad BFBC2 on PC never got Onslaught mode. If it did I would've bought it again on PC just for that.
>>343689665
I got ROTTR for 18$ a little under a month after it came out. I liked it but still regretted the price I paid for it. It's not fun to replay compared to the older tomb raider games.
>>343689786
>>343689889
Thanks anons. I'm pretty shy in general, but especially with regard to this stuff. In the 25 years I've been alive, I can probably count the people I've told in person on one hand, and only one within the past decade because I knew he was open-minded enough to get it.He told me his fetish too. I won't share it because I respect the guy too much, even if none of you know me IRL, but it was kind of adorable in a weird way.
I unironically think EvE Online is the best MMO on the market. I have 70M SP and regularly fly Carriers/Dreads.
I enjoy all the media Overwatch has spawned but have never and will never play it.
I enjoy anime related media but have never watched/played anything except:
FFXIV is the only FF game I've played.
I haven't owned/played a console game since the Sega Genesis.
Any time a game has a character creator, I almost always make a girl character. I have no justification for it, no "staring at butts" or "small hitboxes", I just like making girl characters.
Whenever I make a guy, it's a goofy joke character.
>>343676418
I thoroughly enjoyed Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles.
Assassin's Creed Rogue was the last good AC game. IV is utter shit and is only praised because of the pirate theme.
While pretty, I don't have fun with the Far Cry series - even Blood Dragon.
>>343690334
>I enjoy all the media Overwatch has spawned but have never and will never play it.
That's funny, I bought it because of the media (read: porn and highlights) and got bored in less than a week. But atleast I still enjoy the 'media'.
>>343676418I've never liked Smash Bros
>>343690410
*Operation Raccoon City
Fuck me. Idk why I mix the two up.
>>343690498
Enjoy.
>>343689483
>House of Blimps
I fucking lost it, Godspeed anon.
>>343690586
Cosplayers will never be attractive to me.
>>343690410
>>343690557
Oh. Thank god.
>>343690703
But Tracer looks so happy.
Years ago, my older brother used to force me to play sports games I hated, and one of them was Quarterback Club '98 on the N64. The only thing I liked about that game was that you could tackle the ref with zero repercussions. Since I knew my brother would win every time, I would make it my goal to see how many times I could tackle the ref during plays.
>>343676418
I still haven't played any of the Unreal or Quake games (excluding Quake Live, which I've played for quite a while before it jumped to Steam) and this is bad. But I'll attune for my sins, father...
>>343690282
It's a trust thing, we (some of us anyway) get it. I can count on one hand the amount of friends I've had since middle school that had earned that level of trust and respect. I gotta ask though, how did your fetishes come up in conversation?
>>343691116
I think you'd love NFL Blitz. There are no penalties for anything, and you can jump-slam on people repeatedly when they're down, grab them by the legs or arms and fling them Mario-style, shit's funny as hell. There are several versions of it on N64 and Gamecube at the very least. 2000 and 2002 were my personal favorites.
>>343691116
Sounds like the cunt that would make you sit there while he practiced fatalities and that's the only reason you were allowed over.
>>343691116
I had a similar story. In Older fifa titles you could just walk into your own goal. So whenever I played I just did that because my brother would obviously win and he got angry whenever I did it.
I've been trying to pirate as many games as I can but I get duped most of the times by downloading the game and then realising that you need an activation code and they send you to a fucking survey site
I was the kid who kept pausing to look up Peach's skirt in SSBM
>>343689003
Dude games are generic trash. Unless you are a fucking weebo weenie then games are being played by millions of people all over the world, very few games are "underground" anymore. Destiny has progressively gotten better with updates. Unlike TOR or WOW and if you play either one of those, especially TOR, then you are a complete faggot
>>343690408
I do the same thing. No SJW or pervy or game manipulating reason. I just kinda make them. One of my friends gives me shit for it but sometimes male characters are boring or their models in some games are pretty shit.
Alternatively there's a running joke with my friends where I make a character as neutral-gendered looking as I can and name them Androgynous G. My Dragon's Dogma pawn has gotten some pretty fantastic reviews.
I caught my younger sister masturbating with my xbox controller once. Told her to keep the controller, bought myself a new one, and never spoke about it again to her or anyone else.
Until now that is.
>>343691896
How old is your sister
>>343691315
I mean, I've grown up a lot since then but usually I'd just feel really insecure about it. As a teenager, I'd try and awkwardly segue into running it by a friend in a desperate attempt to not feel like shit about it. Usually it didn't end well of course, I'd just get made fun of and they'd spread it around. I certainly didn't tell my parents because when I was about 10-13 they found Jesus and got super prudish about anything sexual. I only told my apartment roommate because we actually had a conversation about that sort of stuff because he talks about cute girls he met a lot, and he seemed extremely open-minded about sex in general. I actually showed him the thing I was working on after I got his approval. I was hella scared when I did it but he seemed genuinely impressed by it, which made me feel a lot better. He's a chill guy, wish more people were like him.
She was 14 at that time, she's 19 now.
>>343676418
How is this a sin?
>playing Sims 4
You should have just stopped right there. Instead you went on to actually make this Sims fun. Congrats. I'm jealous of your innovation.
>>343691325
I remember my brother's friend would bring that over sometimes to play. I never liked sports games so I never really wanted to play it anyway, but it was entertaining to watch
>>343691896
Similar thing here. I walked into her room to see her with headphones on, no pants, using my wiimote. I was 16 at the time and she was 21
I just silently walked out, she didn't notice me, never talked about it and never used that wiimote again. I just sold it on ebay and got a new one. Except this one I kept on my room instead of leaving it next to the Wii.
Worst part is that too often I wondered if she used it before and if she ever washed it afterwards. It was fucking disgusting.
>>343677207
Modern anime and JRPGs are shit. This faggot isn't missing a god damn thing.
>>343692127
Meant for
>>343691972
>>343692243
Right? Kept my shit away from public eyes since then.
>>343692134
Midway sports games were the only ones I really liked just because of how fucking silly/awesome they were. They just kind of threw the rules of the actual sport to the wind when they didn't contribute to making the game more fun to play. I respect regular sports fan games but that shit was ten times more fun to me.
>>343685595
>inb4 faggots tell this guy which FF to playdon't play X... it was shit
>>343692081
Dude who isn't insecure about their fetishes? Especially this generation that grew up with the internet and it's full blown porn factories, they are exposed to much much harsher things than the pair of tits I saw on the late night drive in one time when I sneaked out of the house, or those knitting magazines my mom used to get (God rest her soul) that would show the MILFs with half their bellies, the bottom of their tits, and turned juuuuuust to the side so I could see the round plump circle that was dat ass.
I'm telling you man, if I had access to bukkake, BDSM, and all that other really weird shit when I was a kid, my fetishes would be changed DRASTICALLY.
Don't feel bad at all man, that's why they're called "Guilty pleasures".
You're supposed to feel bad about them, that's what keeps you in check, and that's why pedophiles need to DIE.
As long as you understand that even if it isn't NORMAL it's not WRONG (unless you're into rape, necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality, basically anything that takes advantage of the innocent to get your rocks off) you're in the clear.
>>343690586
>those teeth
disgusting
>>343692267
>99% of anime is SHIT you gotta watch the good stuff like cowboy bebop and foolycooly
>>343692346
Gotta love Midway. We had Cruisn' USA as our first racing game and crashing cars at any speed would send them flipping and rolling into oblivion. It was frustrating back then, but I went back to play some of my older games a couple years ago and that shit is hilarious now
>>343676418
I think speed runs in anything but racing games are fucking retarded and go entirely against the point of playing a game. I don't mind that it exists but the entire idea of a subculture built around speedrunning is just fucking stupid. The only saving grace it has going for it is that events like SGDQ donate a lot of their money towards charities.Also, I've been playing Dark Souls 3 and just finished Wulnir last night - he was the only boss outside of Gundyr that I didn't either summon a phantom to help kill or use my own summon sign to help other people and learn how the fight works before doing it myself. I'm perfectly capable of doing the fights alone, but I just enjoy helping people out.
>>343692583
I was born in 1990 on the dot so I kinda had one foot in that door and one foot out of it.One foot, hot pregnant women in one piece swimsuits. On the other, Stormrszone.Either way, thanks again anon. It's good to hear something nice like that outside of the "communities" for once.
I playSS13 like every day.Clown and mime exclusively.Getting furries to scream at me over a keyboard will never get old. It's probably my favorite multiplayer game. I don't recommend it though, it's quickly going downhill and every active server sucks.Nuclear Thronewas my game of the year last year.I put almost 200 hours into it.
I backedHiveswap and deeply regret my decision.
I don't like listening to video game music when I'm not playing the game it's from.
I preferredSplinter CelltoMetal GearCanonical, tasteful lesbian relationships are a selling point to me. Don't ask.
I'm big on racing games.I play snipers in first person shooters almost exclusively. Sorry.
>>343692346
NFL Blitz was the best shit. I miss just taking people the fuck out and tackling them so hard their helmets and pads flew off.
I kept screaming out of rage when playing Hotline Miami for the first time.
>all the people with low hours pseudo bragging about their hours
lol if you're not above 2,000 you shouldn't even bother posting
>>343680169
Holy fucking cancer.
>these are the kind of people calling your favorite game shit
Off yourself.
>>343693640
I hate to say it man, but as a former drug addict, thief, fucked in the head, etc, sometimes those "communities" are right, even if the way they get their message off comes off as soccer mom-ish and simple minded. Learning to think objectively is a trait of the wise, not the old. Some people gain it with experience as they grow older, some people live in their own bubble and ignore the outside lessons that are in your face every single damn day if only you could think outside yourself for just a little bit.
seriously stop now, don't go any furtherI've spent about 100 dollars on mobile games like clash of clans
>>343694015
I put 5800 into TF2.
>>343694359
Haven't you ever head the term "freemium"? You're exactly the motherfuckers that those games are marketed to. Only a small percentage ever put any money into mobile games, and an even smaller percentage than that is anything more than a few bucks for a quick speed up or a perk. Dropping 100$ into a game that's going to disappear in a year or two?
They got you man, hook line and sinker.
So, what's the water like, fishy?
>>343676418I play Smash and all other games casually and enjoy it.
>>343694447
It (allegedly!) takes 10,000 hours to master a skill. You could have been halfway done with getting a fucking chemistry or physics doctorate with the time you wasted.
This goes for all of you fucks, think of how many REAL LIFE ACTUAL HOURS have been wasted of your life on "recreation".
Try to justify it, go ahead, but I can name at least 10 things that putting 5800 hours into would have netted you enough experience or profit to have a good life.
Way to go, fucknut.
I don't really enjoy video games anymore. It seems to be a case of "nothing new interests me, and nothing I once enjoyed is as good as I remember." Even so, there's really nothing else for me - there are books and films out there, true, both of which I enjoy, but I can't imagine spending the same amount of time with those as I traditionally have with video games. Beyond that, I don't have any real hobbies to speak of, nor any other means to keep myself busy.Though perhaps this stems from a deeper-seated issue - I am going nowhere fast in this life. No job, no social life, not even a car to my name (thus preventing me from even trying to get out once in a while, compounded by my rural surroundings). I haven't even left home in a week. None of this is helped by my crippling social anxiety - the mere thought of interacting with another human being, face-to-face, is enough to send me reeling.Lately I've been unable to sleep, as well, due in small part, I'm sure, to my horrendous sleep schedule. Going to bed at 6 AM and rising at 2 PM is hardly conducive to a healthy lifestyle, methinks. On top of all that, I worry that my own mental state is deteriorating. I have a marked tendency to talk to myself, for lack of a better phrase, whilst pacing through my home, laying in bed, et cetera. Granted, these aren't conversations with myself, necessarily, but with imagined others. These are conversations I might have had, or scenarios I might have lived had I not chosen to be such a colossal fuckup, perhaps as a means to cope with this oppressive loneliness. Just last night, I lay in bed talking to a fictitious therapist. This all came crumbling down, of course, when I was struck with the realization that I was awake at 7 AM talking to myself (but not really myself) about the fact that I talk to myself. It's comical, really, just how absurd this all is.Maybe I'm a genuine autist.
>>343694727
video games are fun
if you don't waste time playing them then get the fuck off this board
>>343692623
authentic british cosplay
>>343688295
Yes there is, Taylor
>>343687156
housewifeswag i think
>>343691312
1: Go to Doom general on /vr/
2: Read the Quake pastebin for download links
3: Play Quake 1 with Quakespasm
>>343694882
I come here specifically to fuck with you guys, why would I ever leave? I'm talking to myself in that post just as much as you guys, I just never put 5800 FUCKING HOURS into a game. Like, 241 days. Almost 2/3 of a year, of full 24 hour days.
What the hell is wrong with some of you people?
>>343693642
>I play SS13 every day.
That's not a bad thing. Literally one of the top 5 best MP games of all time.
>>343676418
>WSAD is bullshit confession
I play games mostly on Xbox One, and Xbox 360 before that. But, every time i play anything on my computer, which i have a bunch of games for, i only can play with an Xbox 360 PC controller. I don't even play CSGO anymore, i just get my ass kicked.
>>343677487
It's about the personality of the guy and to see their wAcKy reactions and funny faces xD.
I purchased all of the dlc for dragon age 2
i've spend 5 hours in character creation in dragon's dogma and 2 just playing itwill play more i just need a better psu
same goes for skyrim but like 20 hours in char maker
from all games i've played lol the most and still it's closest to true competitive e-sport definition
second modded to hell skyrim
third modded to hell garry's mod
fourth modded to hell erogebunch of em actually
i sometimes start a new game project in java just to not forget how to write in it and leave it about hour later when i have a character, it attacks and stuff but i get an error i'm too lazy to fix. i could have like 10 games already
i watched a few of the best and most popular animes but dropped it because there's nothing good to watch but i can't play any jrpg, they are just so shit
i have 46 game shortcuts on my desktop, 5 of them are free games, 10 are bought by me, the rest is pirated, i only play one game on a daily basis but sometimes i feel like playing those 4 more games i like
i have more games on my hdd anyway but those are indie pirated games that didn't have an installer or i've deleted the icon
oh and i have 11 hentai games which when i feel like i can play all day
>>343694720
that's not a sin
>>343695227
Not all of us have the resources or time to commit to skills or we got into video games early enough that that is our main source of entertainment. Similar case could be put forward to reading literature, watching movies and so on.
I can't speak for everyone here but I've gone through my degree and Masters and also doing a full time job. I easily have more than 5.5k hours in the games I've played and while a part of me thinks I could have spent them better, I do know that only one or two things I would have swapped that time for in this case, a language.
I managed my time both with productivity and recreation so I for one am happy.
>>343694727
And here you are, shitposting about it on an anonymous video game image board.
Let's take a moment to reflect.
>>343695585
I thought being acasualwas a sin.
>>343695227
some people only come home from work and play video games, people live their lives their own way, man.
>>343690291
>I unironically think EvE Online is the best MMO on the market.
But it is. Even with all its flaws, it kicks the shit out of other MMOs in terms of depth, player interaction, and sandbox potential.
As for my confessions:
>I greatly enjoyed playing REmake, but gave up playing it because I find it too stressful to manage inventory/fight enemies
>I can't help myself but have a negative opinion about people who like neo-blizzard games
>I think Revengeance is the best thing to come out of the MG franchise
>>343694727
Yeah well at least I'm not a pissy little aspie who lashes out at strangers.
>>343695743
not like that, their are worse cases of casuals
I have 2500 hours in Dota and I regret every single moment
I'm not good at it and it's not fun
>>343695310
With the kind of audience it's been attracting lately it sure as shit feels like one, honestly.
>>343677487
If I don't have the option to play myself, I'll watch a longplay. Lets players are usually too over the top except for a few good ones.
>>343695925
Oh ok.Thank you anon
>>343687156
Her legs
>>343694287
Oh I get that. It's just that there are so many loud, stupid people insisting that what they say is true that it's hard to ignore them, god forbid say what you actually think without getting ridiculous backlash for it.
>>343696185
Knees aren't that squishy, anon.
Those are gifts.
>>343696092
your welcome anon
[spoilers] keep fighting your good fight, stay non casual [/spoilers]
>>343696069
The /vg/ server is pretty good. At least it was the last time I played.
>>343696414
[spoilers]wtf was that bullshit[/spoilers]
I love Halo 4 and 5.I cried at the end of 4
>Going to bed at 6am and waking up at 2pm
You could try doing an all-nighter then going to bed early.
It doesn't always work out, but what have you got to lose?
>>343695227
>I come here specifically to fuck with you guys
>"You're wasting your time"
simply eric
>>343694727
>!almostNo one uses that on /v/ and putting that much hours in a game isn't as bad as you say since your on /v/.
>>>/out/
>>343697063
The difference being I am wasting my time after I created my own successes, I didn't waste my time while I should have had my nose to the fucking grind stone trying to make something out of myself.
Maybe I'm just materialistic as fuck and my bank account determines what I'm worth.
If you guys are happy with it, more power to you, that's all that really matters. I guess I was just shocked at the amount of time spent at that shit. I don't see how any logical (or emotionally stable person, for that matter) could do that shit.
>>343691896
> not licking the controller while jacking off
> assuming she's at least 18
>>343677487
The only time I look at Let's Plays is when I'm going to bed, they're good to have on in the backround or to look at while I fall asleep. Only fairly mellow dudes though no OBNOXIOUS SCREAMING faggots. I found this guy called GrimithR that plays old shit like Daggerfall and Fallout and it's pretty comfy.
I'm a massive casual who has only played a few dozen games because I started getting bored of vidya when I started watching anime at 14.
>>343697334
Well if you are so happy with your supposed success, why are you here lecturing us? You are not the only one here with a job and sizeable bank account yet you're the only one talking about it. Speaks greater volumes than those of us just wanting to talk video games and likely have the same if not more status as you.
I have literally spend 9 hours in Skyrim testing ini tweaks, and just to see if mods were working, but less than 2 hours actually playing it................I've owned it since launch.
I have constantly replayed FF1-10+12 and spin offs for the last 10 years I usually go through 6-7 of them in a year and finish the other
Sometimes skip 3 12 and 7:DoC though
>>343697334
>it's a "retard who just got his first job and has a couple thousand saved in his bank account while he lives with mommy lectures strangers on the internet" episode
>>343697591
Actually, make that 15 hours total, with only 2 hours of actual playing it
I swear I've finally figured out my issue is a combination of being afraid of being bored and knowing I have something great waiting, and also thinking I almost have to play games in my free time.
>>343697531
Yeah you're right, my argument was baseless and based off of a feeling of incredulousness and pity that anyone could knowingly (and acceptingly) put THAT amount of time into a game without something being wrong with you.
I don't even remember how I got on this board... I was headed for /k/.
First time I ever played any Doom game was last month, it was Doom 1 at least and Iloved it, still haven't beaten it though
Have about 85 games on steam, only go back to TF2 and rarely Gmod from time to time
Super Mario Sunshine is boring as hell even though Igrew upwith it
>>343697591
>>343697857
>PC gaming
>>343697334
fuck off faggot, you're the retard that we'd beat up irl
>>343677487
For me it's because I could play the game for hours on end and not find the shit/do the stupid entertaining shit my favorite streamer does in the game.
I can't kid myself into thinking I'm as entertaining, and definitely is fun in my opinion watching someone else play a game and doing a bunch of cool shit I'd have never thought of in a million years to do in it.
>>343677487
Some Let's Players are pretty funny, and I find really bad games fun to watch. Some of my favorite Let's Plays are Pokecapn's Sonic 2006 LP and Thesw1tcher's Ride to Hell LP.
I wrote a sonic fan fiction once at 2am on a friends computer while annotating the process.
>>343677487
Some fucking retard I met on XBL was confused as to why I would actually buy Dark Souls 3 since there are let's play and streams available.
Turns out he's jobless.
But I don't think that's the main issue.
>>343697969
Of that, I have no doubt. I never gave a fuck about running the 40, I had AP tests to study for. All those douche jocks who wasted all that time for scholarships and that .005% chance of being scouted, and then recruited by any major sporting team of any major sport? They're working some bullshit IT job with a community college degree living paycheck to paycheck because they don't make enough to fucking get any kind of higher education or skillset to continue to move up.
They've given up, and games are their escape. Video games have RUINED some of your lives, but you guys are so twisted mentally that you think that shit is the relief you get from the world and not the cause of it? It's no different than a drug addiction, the second it starts taking precedence over real life issues is the time when YOU have a real life issue.
That guy passed "real life issue" and went straight to needed inpatient therapy at 1000 hours.
>>343697874
597 games on Steam, 300+ console games from last gend and current gen, 25 handheld games, 50 retial PC games from 1993-now unplayed.
I figured out I buy shit so I know I won't be bored if I want to do something, I need to acquire 'backup entertainment', and some weird fucking autistic fear of not gaming in my spare time.
Plus I played WoW for 11 years.
>>343698461
Oh great, it's one of these fags.
He's pushing up his glasses as he talks, thinking he's making a difference. Trying to sound smart, then he'll go back into his shitshell of his current self because he's just as worthless as everyone else.
Fucking end your life.
>>343677487
I do it if it's of games I don't own and want to know more about
seeing someone play something may or may not influence me depending on what I see
after all, it's not like we have goddamn demos anymore.
>>343692786
He's right tho
>>343698461
lol @ this troll
I'm surprised he didn't try to act like a 140 IQ was high
>>343698541
Don't get me started on physical games...
Probably have over 300+ games, always have a hard time remembering which ones I beat because I haven't finished most of them.
>>343685595
you are missing nothing
>>343694838
you're gay. fuck off
>>343698791
Yeah, I think most anime now is ....meh
It also helps that by the time we heard of the legendary stuff it was complete.
>>343677487
I have to watch someone else enjoy something and be happy about it / interested in it because I can't do so myself. This is especially true of video games.
Brain tumors suck man.
>>343677487
Speed runners are fucking stupid.
the whole let's skip 90% of the game shit makes no sense to me.
>>343698657
>Fucking end your life
Yeah I'm getting there pretty soon. Nothing to live for anyway. No family. If all I live for is my paycheck, why bother?
I know this, though. I just am hesitant to end my last summer so early. As soon as the snow falls though, I'm eating the first bullet I load.
>Hey neighbor, can you check on my dogs while I go hunting?
>Sit by a tree for a few hours, contemplate what I think life will be after death, then end it all.
I've already started "putting my affairs in order" so to speak.
>>343699060
2/10 troll
I was midway through Ocarina of Time 3D when I had to stop and fap because of a Great Fairy.
>>343676418I'm a tryhard during the Smash weekend tourneys on /v/ because I want to play Smash 4 competitively, but I can't because of my work schedule.
>>343699060
>you guys are wasting your life you should live like me
>i hate my life and want to kill myself
>>343698915
>It also helps that by the time we heard of the legendary stuff it was complete.
What?
>>343698461
>Blaming something other than yourself if your life is in ruins
>>343699184
I can understand that seeing the tips triggered your brain to think of tits, the curves do that.
But the real question is did you think of real women or switch to looking at something real to fap to, or actually fap to the fairy ?
>>343693642
>I play SS13 like every day.
Well hey anon that's not that bad SS13 is f-
>Clown and mime exclusively.
You're the cancer that's killing video games. Please get the fuck out of here.I'm not much better though, I normally play cargo and just take the 9000 dollars out of cargo funds and order every fucking thing and just dick around the entire game.
>>343699328
The series' from the 90.
By the time most people in the USA heard about it the show was done.
>>343677487
I sometimes have an episode of Game Grumps on while I'm cooking dinner or doing the washing up or whatever. The appeal for me isn't the content of the game but the two guys doing improv over it. It's good low-effort background watching.
>>343699052
I like some speed runs that heavily exploit glitches, but I have no interest in most of them. This is one I really like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S36d_ybIsmM
>>343695939
>grew up playing the original dota
>got most of my friends into it; taught them how to play
>meet steam and a whole lot of amazing games so I take the chance to back away from dota
>friends only play dota so I don't have anybody to play these great games with
The path of the hardcore is a lonely one.
>>343676418I donated 100$ to fem freqI'm so sorry, it seemed interesting yet harmless at the time, I didn't expect things to spin out of control
>>343698461
>makes fun of special kids and burnouts as a coping mechanism
>tells other people to get therapy
I cheated my way through school and never had any real aspirations. Don't know what the fuck happened to you but you should probably find a healthier outlet.
>>343694838
Do you live with your parents?
>>343699606
> falling for the troll
> Unless you are the troller
Inception horn
>>343699652
Stop feeding that troll
>>343699790
Do you live with your parents.?
>>343676418I enjoy playing video games rather than complaining about them.
>>343699863
>>343699413
It's just what I like to do. You get to interact with everyone and every round is different.90% of assistants and non-assistant greytiders are worse than me. I don't hack around or steal shit unless things pop off or I need to save someone.
>>343694838
Tough love: are you even trying to improve your situation or are you just jacking off and playing video games all day?
You mentioned that your sleep schedule is fucked and you know that's a problem - fix that. There's now way you're being productive when your day starts at 2pm.
Work is necessary for good mental wellbeing - you don't enjoy vidya anymore because you're burnt out on entertainment. You need a job or something to do that feels like work. Make a goal to apply for at least one job online every day.
>>343700234
Hey man, I'm not judging. Not really being serious, honestly clowns are brosSince cargo has thousands of fucking dollars and shit doesn't cost much to order I almost always order every thing the clown requests. Even stupid goats and shit.
Dunno if comepletely vidya related buti gained my trap fetish from watching Pokémon. Ashley was cute as fuck.
>>343698931
Please be lying.
There's 326 possible story paths in Shadow the Hedgehog, and the game keeps track of which paths you've completed. When I was about 13 or 14, I did each and every one of them. I didn't even like the game, I was just compelled to do it, like it was my "duty" or something. I'm most probably going to never touch this game again in my life.
>>343700702
Did you troll someone tho?
