It begins edition
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Now: Super Mario Sunshine (85 Minutes)
Next: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (95 Minutes)
Later: Demon's Souls (70 Minutes)
Azor Jon
reminder "cringe" is a reddit shibboleth
greetings
>complaining about the announcer
Stop being afraid of women, /v/.
>run is over 30 minutes
>WAHHHHHH ITS TOO LONG
>run is under 30 minutes
>WAHHHHHH ITS TOO SHORT
every
fucking
year
What is "narcissa" running again and when?
>its an edobean has to add a "joke" episode
>>343650761
from
whats the point of the people on the back?
>>343650598
oh shit it actually started, I'm gon get comfy
WHO IS THAT QT ANNOUNCER?
>>343650598
Fuck, forgot to change the edition
reminder that weebfags are not allowed here
Someone get this fuckin announcer out of here
No one cares for your peanut gallery comments
>Almost no fun M rated games being speed run
Where did all the fun games go?
Worst run so far.
its like honey in my ears <3
>>343650804
It's "that time" of the month for her, so she couldn't make it.
>>343650769
There have been women announcers in the past that don't have voices that sound like two pieces of styrofoam rubbing against each other.
WHOHOOOOOOOOOO
I'm going to become a billionaire and donate $1,000,000 every year to both GDQs on the condition that they don't fucking read any goddamn donations and that the fucking commentators don't fucking say a word.
>>343650707
>its a announcer trying hard to le epic animu voice because perma virgin weebs fall for it everytime
Man the runner was so vocal during the interview and now he's sperging out. What an awful opening.
gosh i just love this announcer!
announcer on the right
How's your speedrun going, /v/?
>>343650905
>>343650789
Shut the fuck up
>>343650836
sauce?
>>343650850
>not knowing edobean
she's a hag
Donate some money as the name "Sofa King Fast" to get her to swear on camera
<3 Edo's bean
>>343650947
thats it m8
>>343650940
>>343650860
too late already here
>>343650850
The better question is, who are you?
>>343650829
netherlands
Who is this jobber running sunshine?
R E M I N D E R
>>343650989
A-MEI-ZING
>/v/ wants to deport this
>>343650989
fat asian velma?
>>343650940
>missed the pre-show
Damn, anything interesting happen?
>>343650989
WHERE IS HER MEI COSPLAY
her voice is fucking annoying.
try hard am i cute yet weeb shit dubbing voice.
>>343651071
BRING BACK WINWAKER
BRING BACK WINWAKER
BRING BACK WINWAKER
HAHAHAHA JEFF HAHAHAHAHA
>>343650989
what the fuck? did she get a race change?
JEFF XD
>XD
BOARDS/GENERALS REPORT IN
/d2g/ WW@
>>343651079
>le weebs gamur grill xd
Into the trash it goes.
>>343650940
fucking KEK
god this game is not fun to watch, all he does is jumping no wonder nintendo is dead?
>>343651121
That's how real women sound, you fucking virgin cuccboi
If any of you faggots donate call yourself Mike Hunt, do it. They fall for it every year
FUCKING JEFF
>10 minute ban for 'cringe'
>half the chat is haHAA
can't wait to watch a week of this
FIRST MEME
BEST MEME
>>343651097
PEPSI MAN
>>343651097
Cuckolded husband was there
>>343651121
just wait for her to do an imitation of something
SOMEONE ADD JEFF TO THE DRINKING BINGO, QUICK!!
>>343651071
how can anyone actually defend this?
>>343651018
>WAHHHHHH ITS TOO SHORT
>Things no one has said
short runs are sweet because they're often packed with insane tricks and skill, pleb
>>343651071
BLACKED when?
>>343651097
what the fuck do you think?
>>343651154
/sthg/ here, looking forward to the inevitable god-awful sing along to City Escape during the SA2 run.
>>343651079
Filthy degenerate
>>343651154Is the p2w map still fucking in?
J E F F
E
F
F
>>343651257
F A T
A
T
>>343651071
> thought the webm was frozen
> suddenly it peels off the wall like something out of resi
>>343651121
Its her normal voice you sperging autist.
>>343651257
wow titties
>>343651283
What speedrunner is that?
>>343651205
i'm the real jeff
I'm going to become a billionaire and donate $1,000,000 every year to both GDQs on the condition that they don't fucking read any goddamn donations and that the fucking commentators don't fucking say a word.
Get a fucking ticker already.
>>343651071
Imagine getting fucked so hard by JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS that you are forced to get a sex change afterwards.
>>343651071
What the fuck happened? He used to be our boy.
>>343651071
>you will waste your whole week watching this shit instead of playing video games
is there lag?
>>343650598
Is anyone getting a consistent 60fps? i'm getting a bunch of drops and i dont know if it's my connection
and yes, i know sunshine is 30fps, but the stream is 60
CHOKE
>>343651289
it's only p2w to/for retards
>>343651364
>Imagine getting fucked so hard by JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>343651345
some new guy named TOOM or something
>1:23:00
>>343651345
thta's cosmo before becoming a tranny
>>343651381why not do both
>twitch goes away for 5 secs
>right during the skipDrink every time the Mario runner chokes
>>343651381
Nope, no FPS block no watch
WHY IS THERE NO STICKY? THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST GAMING EVENTS OF THE YEAR
>>343651154
/tv/ here lads
The chat right now
>speedrunning is now soulless and corporate
what went wrong
>>343650707
John Stark Targaryen, Azor Ahai, Blessed by R'hllor, First of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Born from ice and fire, King of the North, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Lord of Winterfell, Leader of the Wildlings, Warg, The White Wolf, The Reborn, The Immortal, The Bastard, The one who knows nothing!
>>343651071
I don't care what anyone says. Would fuck. Would violate boy poochie. Imagine how soft and smooth that little poocher is. Look at her. She wants the d. You guys are faggots.
>>343651383
If you mean stuttering, then yeah. Either Twitch or their setup is fucked.
>>343651383
Whoa WHOA. You can't say that any more. People there are suffering from jetlag how DARE you might light of their situation.
>>343651385
twitch browser player is shit tier
use anything else and you'll get full framerate
>>343651381
I'm playing my 3DS and Vita while watching.
>>343651454
Stickies are fucking shit.
>>343651362
>banks letting you do that without hassle
>giving gibs niggers money
>>343651481
>baby first twitch chat
>>343651154
/lgbt/
>>343651430
>not using the higher quality version
>>343651385
>not using livestreamer
You're fucking shit.
>>343651412Then why can't we get pumpkin trees anymore? I thought that shit got mods banned because it offered an unfair advantage to retards
This game is pretty shit senpai
>>343651381
i have 2 monitors jokes on you
>>343651543
>>343651574
>not using mpv
>>343651154
/pol/
>>343651154
i am a regular in every thread on every board
>>343651481
who the fuck actually cares about Twitch chat? It's pointless in every fucking sense of the word, filled with NOTHING but Twitch memes and everyone reacting to the same thing in the exact same way, with the only responses to one another being "press 1 to x".
>>343651154
/u/ here
>>343651454
In 2013, the threads were actually banned. A mod would even ban everyone in the thread for "replying to shitposting". Then it moved to /vg/, as
AGDQ general then it turned into /srg/.
But for some reason it's allowed now, and wouldn't be surprised if it actually does end up getting a sticky under Hiro and these mods.
>Clapping for literal luck.
>>343651071
Is he actually on the tit skittles or is he just halfassing this crossdress only?
>speedrunning is now soulless and corporate
what went wrong?
>>343651624
>no more Trihard
>no more CRINGE
>no more WinWaker
>>343651191
Better pseudonym reporting in.
hahaha
hehehe
huhuhu
>>343651641
>implying
What's with the chat spam?
HHEHAHEHAHHEAH OH MAN
>>343651385
how do you check fps desu
CHOKE%
>OH MAN
>OH MAN
>OH MAN
>German route
THEY KNOW
>>343651690
how does he listen if he has no ears
This runner fucking sucks.
GREETINGS FROM THE GERMAN ROUTE
this thread or the VG thread?
>this choke
All the oldschool speedrunners are gone.
>>343651624
I don't who's more autistic.
The people who spam emoticons, or people who write actual sentences only for it to disappear 2 seconds later.
Speedrunning is dead, /v/.
Let us remember the good times.
CHOKE
chocke
>>343651681
same
>>343651689
Because as bad as /v/ is and especially these threads are right now, believe me when I say this: /srg/ is worse.
This runner is playing worse than me
FUCKING CHOKE
PACK IT IN YOU'RE DONE
So... This is not a joke right?
>THIS IS CALLED A GERMAN RUN
OH MY GOODNESS
This run is a mistake.
I fucking hate Nintendo game speedruns, they're so boring
>when they fuck up
Come on fåm, didn't you practice all year for this?
>>343651494
tnx for the opinion
>>343651823
/srg/ only cares about MUH DRAMA. /v/ does too but to a lesser degree.
>speedrunning has been reduced to a gentrified, PC "charity" drive which exploits spergs who genuinely love vidya
what went wrong?
HEHEHEHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEHEHHEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAN WE PLEASE BAN MARIO GAMES FROM GDQs
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE SHIT GAMES
>>343651681
hello cutie
Holy shit this run is a trainwreck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my goodness
GET IT TOGETHER MAN
lel
Holy chokes
mercy kill this fucking disaster NOW
THIS
CHOKING
IS
UNREAL
RESET
Who had the retarded idea of pushing the audience all the way to the back? This is so bad.
CHOKED
H
O
K
E
D
he's choooking!
OH THE CHOKES
>THAT DIVE SUICIDE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IS THIS GUY DRUNK OR SOMETHING
>>343651419
based
OH
MY
GOODNESS
>""""""speed"""""""" run
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BAD
holy fuck, he cannot stop choking
did he just try to do the camera angle glitch and fall off
HAHAHAHAHA
RIIIIIIIP
>Try to be funny
>Choke over a minute.
Fucking ruined.
CHOKESQUAD
>that miss
Already a trainwreck.
GET OFF THE SOFA
Overtime fucking confirmed
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>343651915
Mods hate lolis.
JUST
CHOKING HAZARD
>Think to myself "Wouldn't it be funny if he missed the shine"
>He missed the shine
AHAHAHA holy fuck
>>343651915
>game is boring
>not watching this man choke so hard that he died three times in one level
Holy fuck this runner is awful
>>343651920sauce?
post GDQ cowtits
C O W T I T S
O
W
T
I
T
S
>>343651856
A surprising amount of autism was filtered from /v/ to /vg/ when this happend
>>343651856
Oh yes, I believe it. I hung out there because I figured there would be no other place to discuss the event without getting banned, but I'm glad it's more lenient now.
Can't fucking believe I got banned for three days for talking about video games.
>>343651840
both are autists, the latter is just sad. Emote spamming are people who knwo the chats a shitshow so you just spam whatever, peopel who type full sentences are sad fucks who think they are being social in chatroom that huge.
he overshot the shine
this is some pro action
JESUS
>>343651920
you're not funny, and you're not being cute either, young man
>>343651896
I know right when is real games like Serious sam amirite ??
>>343651915
Get b& pedo
So how about this Let's Play?
>>343651778
in the bottom right corner, where you do quality, there's a "see video settings"
but you should be able to see the drops yourself
>>343651574
never had problems with the other gdq but thanks for the recommendation
>>343651154
/ck/ here what are you fine friends eatan?
>>343651824
>>343651923
Yes, yes, YES! A choke in the first run sets the stage for everyone else to choke as well.
Is speedrunning dying?
>>343652060
You're the chosen one anon. Keep doing it
>>343651607
this
>>343652062
He's good at stuff that's supposed to be hard and bad at basic shit.
when are we going to hear the signature bluegrass laugh
someone post the "something autistic" logo edit
how the fuck do I watch this shit? it buffers on EVERY SINGLE QUALITY and it seems that twitch is quite aware of livestreamer because that buffers even more
literally have no problem streaming every other video, why is it twich specifically, which isn't a random startup company, that buffers like crazy
>watching GDQ when Iceland is about to write history in the real world
>>343651920
sauce please
Should have put 1:30:00 as estimate at least
>>343651960
CAN WE PLEASE BAN DUMB FROG POSTERS FROM /v/
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE SHITPOSTERS
>>343651963
if you're not akari I'm not interested
>>343651154/utg/reporting
>>343652197
Get better internet
>>343651445
THAT'S SUICIDE!
are there any runners/runs to look forward to?
they put caveman and bonesaw in the early morning
>>343652067
Who's that girl with massive hips? Normally people would have posted her by now.
>>343652150
>ketchup on bananas
triggered
MARIO SUNSHINE SPEEDPLAY
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD
>>343651154
who /sp/ here
THESE FUCKING FRAMERATE DROPS
THIS IS UNWATCHABLE
>>343652150
is that ketchup on bananas?
what the fuck?
>>343652208
In two hours, there's still a lot of time.
autism incarnate
>>343652197
Streaming does weird shit for people. Twitch is running flawlessly for me all the time. But sometimes I randomly can't watch YouTube videos for a week and I'm the only one on the planet that can't.
>>343652150
what the FUCK
>>343652232
no because youtube streams work perfectly fine
it's clearly their fault
if Amerifats can watch it with their shit connections, so should I
>>343652173
Like the Gelato skip, he got that second try.
>>343652272
Working fine on my ps4
Why do people spam in Twitch chat?
All posting some nigger face, but you don't get the (you)'s. What's the purpose?
Why does Vee hate Sunshine?
>>343652262
>>343652293
one of the oldest baits in the book and someone always falls for it
>>343652158
oddly cute, but the outfit is making it look like she secretly has a beer gutwhich makes me want her more.
BREAKING
CHIBI HAS ENTERED SGDQ WEARING A SUICIDE VEST
BREAKING
>>343648175
/mu/, /his/ and /tv/
SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE HOOHOO
>>343652150
>ketchup on bananas
>>343652269
/sp/ represent
VAC xD
>That fucking Watermelon festival strat
gg no re
HOYP!!!!!
