>Summer Games Done Quick 2016 starts at 9:30AM PDT on July 3
It's that time of the year again.
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Let the autism begin
>>343639338
As opposed to, what? This is /v/, man.
Remember, no fun
Just here for the cucks and the memes and the balding 30somthings.
Srs if a /fit/ - /V/ combine would be there he/she would be alpha.
>>343639510
Anyone know what Chibi has been up to recently?
When does it start?
> off today
> raining heavily outside
> playing vita
> waiting for GDQ
> mario sunshine is up first
this is comfy
>all this fucking mariogame#1508521 nintendoshit
>>343640924
so who's gonna be the first choker
can't fucking wait
>>343641294
I know right bud
>just got off work
>ate some delicious food
>bought my fave drink
>raining heavily outside
>playing SO5
>waiting for cringefest 2016
Life is good familio
IS THIS SHIT ON YOUTUBE?
so what kind of wacky zany adventures do you guys think are going to unfold this time
nothing still topped the good ol' cucking a while back
>>343642623
>a health professional has seen Cosmo's mouth at some point and allowed him to leave
This is fucking medical malpractice
>>343642623
>science-fiction
>double feature
ohboyohboy i wonder if my favorite sped runner will make a cameo appearance fingers crossed?
Where can we watch it
Can't wait but gotta say the prizes this year are
G A R B A G E
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/prizes/sgdq2016
30 Minutes
>>343643770
i didnt even know prizes was a thing
real talk i lick dick
>>343643541
Jesus what happend to this guy? haven't been keeping up with my speedruners for a couple of years
>>343644817
lick this then
*unzips dick*
>>343643541
RIP
>>343644967
he took the lost from that nintendo e3 world champion hard
>>343644967
cut off his dick, quit speed running, streaming and refers to himself as "narcissa" now.
the only reason I'm not sure if I want to watch is because staying up all day and night listening to the donation guy is REALLY ANNOYING. I wish you could turn him off.
Whenever I hear the streamers say "now's a good time for a donation" it makes me think they're just lazy bastards with nothing to say. It's embarrassing and it's annoying because I don't want to hear the fucking donations.
>>343645053
JOHN
>>343643541
How many of the categories are arbitrary, /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>343645053
>>343645094
Looked up his twitter
fucking kek
WHERE THE FUCK CAN WE WATCH IT
>>343645147
>Whenever I hear the streamers say "now's a good time for a donation" it makes me think they're just lazy bastards with nothing to say
They're supposed to do this, you know. It's not necessarily that the runner has nothing to say, just that there's not much to explain about the specific section, so it's a good time to get donation reading out of the way. I'd rather have donations than the runner talking about the plot / soundtrack / other stupid shit they do when they run out of things to say
>>343645369
HOW NEW ?
>>343645418
I'd rather have donations inbetween games and not DURING.
>>343645369
Srgmarathon
>>343645464
NOT NEW
JUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN SEE IT OR I'LL GO CRAZY
>>343645369
on youtube
>>343645369
dailymotion
>>343645490
It's better than it used to be - they used to read every single comment.
>>343645514
IS IT ON YOUTIBE
>>343645527
woah calm it there, cowboy. no need to go wild
>>343645369
notepad
UNDERTALE MUSIC
What are they playing /v/?
it begins
>all games i dont care about to start
residentsleeper
Please tell me where I can watch it
>>343646301
twitch's frontpage
>>343646296
i feel sorry for that chair
Never mind I found it.
https://gamesdonequick.com/
Thanks for nothing
>>343639274
HOOOYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPP
>doesnt get decent until wednesday
>fallout 3 and 4 got in
>no new vegas
TODD!
>>343646296
>look at this screenshot
>look back at the stream
Has he gotten fatter in the brief moments this has been running?
>overlay cuts off corners of game screens
Jesus Christ WHY?
>that last day
are these events getting weaker?
>FF6 speedrun
Never forget Goose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>343642271
it's fucking uncanny
Why do the fattest and ugliest autists always get the front seats?
What went wrong?
>tfw already ahead of people
>want to use livestreamer
>my reactions in twitch chat are even earlier
JUST
>>343646396
imagine the smell after it gets up
Will this chair survive?
the room is smaller than last time
>>343646737
everything
whatever happened to the conjurer?
>>343646737
I feel the intense suicidal desires radiating out through my monitor.
>>343646812
>>343646737
>>343646296
>Jack Black joins Kyle Gas in obesity
>there are people on /v/ who dont use live streamer
XBox One Elite Prize Pack
XBox One Elite Prize Pack
XBox One Elite Prize Pack
XBox One Elite Prize Pack
XBox One Elite Prize Pack
XBox One Elite Prize Pack
XBox One Elite Prize Pack
What is this high production quality crap
>>343646982
>wanting a delay
>>343647012
this is what the donations go to
>Good morning
>its 6:31 pm
These idiots can't even tell what time of day it is.
I literally didn't recognize Spikevegeta without his neckbeard.
>that hide
instant cringe
>the marathon literally just started
>already 1200 shekels
>>343647000
I'd honestly rather have a company of this.
>doctors sans mecidens
every fucking time
Where is the /vg/ thread?
ah good old sgdq, can't wait to watch the new cringe compilations later LOL
>>343647071
>Living in the middle east
>>343647071
>Living in a 3rd world country
It's 17:32 in the 1st world, anon.
>>343647107
Autistic kings donate before it starts to try get their comment read
>>343646548
Reminder that if you are actually going to donate, you should do it now because Doctors Without Borders is an actually legit foundation unlike Check My Bestie's Testies (America Only) Foundation
I thought they didn't like Doctors Without Boarders
since they don't give SGDQ a bigger cut of the donation money
>tfw no snacks
>tfw trying to cut
>>343647164
/srg/ bro
are you new?
>>343647216
I will donate every time they say Medecins Sans Frontieres instead of Doctors Without Borders
Something...Autistic.
>>343647243
SGDQ is always doctors without borders
>darkman
>black guy
dats racist
>Hi I am Dark Man
>is a literal dark man
>Darkman is actually dark
>Darkman
>Is literally dark
When did they start doing pre-speedrun interviews?
THIS AIN'T ESPN!
CRINGE
>live events with /v/
>snacks
max comfy
>tfw WinWaker is removed
>darkman
>literal poo in loo
bounceyboy is a cunt. i donated him $10 and he didn't even read my fucking donation because he was in the middle of 'serious time' during his sunshine world record a couple months ago. fuck him.
would rather watch NASA vods than this trash
why is there main stream room so much smaller than the previous years?
is SDGQ dying?
>Same people
>Same afro
>Same memes
LET´S DO THIS FAGS
bounceyboy a cute
>by narcissa right
>narcissa
>>343647348
Nope but I can't find it
>A run by Narcissa Wright
It begins.
who the fuck is this the hunchback of delhi?
time to not say cosmo once, good ruck
>>343639510
tfw you're at the Wendy's Drive-thru
>>343647808
I dont get it, Cosmo wasnt it's birth name, so why change screen name to fit it's delusions
>John fucking Number's bitch appear
top kek
What was that posture? And that interview etiquette? At least look like you care what he's saying and not like you just want to get the next question in. Fucking curry niggers
>>343647505
>giving money to a person playing a video game.
>>343647604
There was a lot of shots of an empty room last show, I think people got nervous that it'd happen again
interview should just be asking how did u get into speedrunning, thats it? Also get a hot girl
>>343647878
It actually is.
>>343647878
>Cosmo wasnt it's birth name
I missed it, what did they say about Cosmo/Wanda/Narcissa?
>>343647935
>half ROM
WHERES THE VIDEO GAMES
WHY IS IT JUST DUDES CIRCLEJERKING EACH OTHER
donate for Link to be named Cosmo in OoT
The problem with this event is always the people.
Also, it's going to be a bunch of stupid ass comments. Why can't you children chip in a few dollars without needing to be recognized and acknowledged. Just do a good thing, you don't need a pat on the head.
FOR ONCE
CAN WE JUST GET A GODDAMN STICKY FOR A GDQ SO WE DON'T HAVE 20 FUCKING THREADS
>>343648169
>What is a pre-show
Read the schedule you illiterate monkey
>They talking about save file names
>They fucked up
>YGS IN THE BACKGROUND
SAVED (?)
>>343648169
They're setting the game up. I do wish they would just play music again instead of this dumb shit though.
>>343648325
why are you asking me what a pre-show is? some kind of retard?
>grand prize is an xbone
so this.... is the power of selling out....
>SM race on saturaday
>UFC 200 on saturday
i can not contain this
>>343639274
I just tuned in and I already want to leave.
Wow, I can honestly say there is not a single speedrun on the schedule I want to watch. I think they have been getting progressively worse every event, but literally not a single one. Why isn't Raelcun going to do a LOTV run? Owell, maybe next January.
>>343647950
>>343647973
holy fucking shit his birth name was genuinely cosmo hahahaha
>>343648797
>not watching ALBW
>>343647878
>Rich people with too much money and grown to "be happy doing what you like"
>Legit have names like Cosmo
>Special snowflake gender identities
>>343648979
i will give it less shit now for being so fucked up. clearly its parents had no clue
>>343647454
how's your diabetes treating you?
IT'S TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
>MSF sent a man this year
I guess the woman finally got creeped out.
>>343649508
dem white socks doe
>White male helping niggers in sudan
>>343649508
Why is one leg so much bigger than the other??
>>343647454
I'm getting a stomachache just by looking at that
The look of someone who realized they wasted their lives
w-why the japanese version?
VIDEO GAMES: https://www.humblebundle.com/sgdq-2016-bundle
>>343649782
9 times out of 10 they play on Japanese because the text scrolls faster.
>>343649782
It's faster.
Here's a video of a guy speedrunning Harry Potter 2 for PC and at the end he starts crying softly
https://youtu.be/tEfsdePVa-o
>>343649782
チンチョ~ン、ピンポ~ン! ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
>>343649821
>it's another repeat episode
>>343639338
>>343646296
>>343646812
>>343646950
>>343647209
>>343647380
>>343647453
>>343649508
>>343649602
>>343649695
You faggots are like the fat loser in school who were bullying the other losers.
>>343650098
>t. SGDQ audience member
>>343650098
Don't sit in the front row if you don't want to be talked about. Simple as that.
>>343650076
>it's a "le meme episode" episode
Fuck off.
>>343650374
Already have all the games. Might be nice for someone who doesnt have them though.
>>343650525
At $15? Fuck that.
I own everything but Escape Goat 2, but even if I didn't.
>>343650374
you-have-all-this-already bundle
>This meme announcer girl again
Great, an hour and a half of her reading donations about herself.
>>343650513
>angry over a meme
>repeats it anyway
![original[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qNlCkZO.png "original[1].png")
>All the super forced-sounding laughing
I feel embarrassed for them, somehow.
Just imagine all the people who heard about this on Colbert's show tuning in to hear all this autism.
Watching it in https://cytu,be/r/m4c
Unlike twitch, you can actually have a conversation about the games being played.
i didnt even know about that bouncing spider
>>343643541
ARBITRARY
ALL THE CATEGORIES ARE ARBITRARY
k
CHOKE
>>343650678
Oh, $15? Fuck that, then.
>>343645369
twitch dot tee vee slash gamesdonequick
Remember not to spam the threads.
Please check the catalog before making one.
>1am now
>have to sleep for work tomorrow
Being wagecuck is suffering
SGDQ IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE COMFY ONE
WHY DOES IT LOOK NOT COMFY AT ALL?
>>343650505
Protip: You dont have to talk about it.
>>343650984
kek
>>343651087
it's not comfy because there's no la mulana run
>nintendo games done quick
theres a reason runners dont like gdq anymore only reason people go is for exposure to get a sub button
>>147340707
It really makes you think huh?
every fucking time
>>343650685
I am missing Dustforce, Escape Gost, Serious Sam spinoffs and Freedom Planet.
>>343651256
everything went wrong with 2014
>>343648054
She's going parallel
That's commendable at the very least
>>343651256
I remember when Siglemic was relevant
>starting with mario
fuck this, I'm going to sleep so I can catch the caveman
>>343649782
Is this your first time watching a speedrun? Japanese games usually have faster scrolling text which saves a couple of seconds.
>more screens in front of the audience
>audience cropped out pretty much entirely
>no fun
I hate this.
>>343651256
I wanna go back to 2012
![0000250_snuggie-blue[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z9c4SVz.jpg "0000250_snuggie-blue[1].jpg")
>>343651256
>someone actually wearing a Snuggie at SGDQ 2012
Well shit, doesn't get much more comfy than that.
>>343650717
>saying fuck off is being angry lel
>le meme reaction faces
Fuck off.
>>343651497
damn thats a hard fall from grace
already choking
>>343651256
2012/2013 were maximum comfy
then they went full on sellout and nofun mode
>>343651256
>2015
>their smile and enthusiasm gone
Mario sunshine's movement must make it really tricky to speedrun
>>343651497
I was watching live when Notch donated literally thousands of dollars to him.
I guess he took the money and raninto a wall.
LMAO
THE CHOKES
SHINE MISS
>THIS FUCKING TRAIN WRECK
starting off good
this guy is so nervous
Oh dear
>I'll take advantage of this level to get extra lives
>[Dies repeatedly]
>>343651790
13 was my first, the changes to 14 was polarizing to even myself.
>check schedule
>oh shit a Catherine run
>it's just babel with two controllers
is the stream on twitch lagging for someone?
i've got good internet and it's laggy as hell.
>>343651976
>>343651983
>>343652002
>>343652050
>implying any of you losers could be remotely close as good to him.
edgy fags.
>>343652121
>two controller runs
>two person, one controller runs
WHY
time to rev up those memes
>>343652164
I don't practice this for hundreds of hours
>HOOOOOOYYYYYYYP
I'm ready to drink some bleach senpai.
>>343652192
Bassboost + Goose two people 1 controller goldeneye run was awesome.
>>343652192
Babel with two controller isn't even impressive since it's recommended to use two controllers to easily clear Babel.I wouldn't know though since I don't feel like buying a new controller just to get a plat
>>343652510
>Ask for hype
>Receive dead viewers
Greetings from Germany! Donating to see once of my favorite games from my childhood wrecked. What a great cause! Kick Doctors Without Borders' butt!
>>343651790
13 was when that community bitch flipped and asked the runner to stop so that she could tell everyone that her granny got cancer. I think it was that guy with the link costume running at the time.
Instead of apologizing to everyone for her shit. She was made head of the community or something and ever since then no costumes or other fun shit has been allowed on gdq.
Last GDQ was a fucking bore to watching. Nothing fun whatsoever.
When was the last good GDQ?
>>343652642
We'll see how quick those Doctors Without Borders are.
>Donate $2,000 anonymously
>Makes no comments seeking 15 seconds of internet fame
WHY CAN'T MORE PEOPLE DO THIS?
>>343652804
I think SGDQ 2015 was fairly decent.
Nothing beats AGDQ13 though.
The camera is slightly better than the last GDQ
Won't show all the empty fucking seats
the guys on the left of the couch are fucking weirdos
REMEMBER THE DOO DOO CROO
GET DOWN
>>343647268
Just eat fruits and veggies if you need food
Starving yourself puts your body into "starvation mode" which makes you more fat, not less
I actually liked the opening Splatoon runs from last GDQ, super comfy
JUST
CRINGE
MY
SHIT
UP
>>343653543
the bees xd
This is the worst time of year because of all the /r/cringe faggots commenting on nerds playing videogames to autistic levels like they're supposed to be Gods of charisma
>>343653780
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT These people are supposed to playing for MY ENJOYMENT how dare they think they have the right to have fun and make money for charity at the same time.
>$15 base price for Humble
Is this the more jewish bundle yet?
That Yoshi skip had a great deal of setup behind it.
>>343654393
how do you even figure out this kind of shit it's scary
>>343654471
hundred of hours or fucking up in a video game and you learn shit.
>>343654471
it's actually not that complicated, all the setup is somewhat logical
>>343654471
Trail and error, when you have a big community running a game they all try new things and find shit out.
Doom is the best example of this.
>1:23:00
>tfw I'll never be Geoff
I hate Geoff, but I'd be him just to kiss misskaddykins
I thought my computer or internet was acting up but it was just the massive amount of shitposts in the twitch chat that fucked it up.
This thread is pretty slow compared GDQ 2016 threads.
HHAHAHEHAHEAHAHA
>tfw no bf to watch sgdq with
This is the worst SGDQ so far
>>343654471
Lots and LOTS of testing, I guess. TTYD had a palace skip (only doable with tools) that was juts discovered a few weeks ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52inejFl3xo
It was thought to be theoretically possible since like 2013(?) or so and saves an hour and a half off the run (whose TAS WR was only 3 hours and change long anyway).
>>343654786
why did you post 50 cent?
>>343654786
woah wish i had a body like that
>>343654785
eternally 12 years old
>>343654850
I refuse to believe you are grill
