A-Anonymous...
I don't think i have much time left... please, hold me closer, it's getting dark...
todd
i lied
i pirated every single game from bethesda
ur games are shit dude
>>343637375
I-I know things have been rough lately... but we had fun together, right?
You're not mad at me are yo--
>>343637375
Bethesda's cancerous development process finally caught up with you, huh?Good.
>>343637532
todd? TODD?
>>343637532
*cough*cough*
>>343637625
Don't you leave me Todd
Just hold on. The paramedics are coming.
I preordered Skyrim
Pls stay
>>343637647
There are no paramedics.
I lied.
>>343637625
Tell u-uncle Pete to let old Billy out
>>343637845
DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME
YOU STAY ALIVE RIGHT NOW.
>>343637375
QUICK QUICK SOMEBODY JUST BUY THE GAME
>>343637845
*COUGH*COUGH*
Somebody get this man 200 preorders of his shitty remastering STAT!
>>343638020
THE PARAMEDICS ARE COMING
JUST HOLD ON
>>343637967
I BOUGHT FOUR
>>343638020
Oh, God, there must be something I can do to help!
>>343638020
T-tell tiny Tim i won't be climbing home this New Life's festival
I-I BOUGHT THE DLC SEASON PASS
>>343638096
What if the Paramedics don't have enough time to preorder?
>>343638174
YOU WILL TODD
I PROMISE
JUST HOLD ON
>>343638207
THEY HAVE TO
Guys I just bought all the DLC seperately and the season pass, is Todd getting any better?
>>343638207
TELL THEM TO MAKE TIME, GOD DAMN IT!
>>343637375
I'm coming buddyBut I won't pre-order your game
>>343638174
*COUGH*
*COUGH**farts*
FUCKING GAMEBRYO IN 2015
ELDER SCROLLS 6 WILL USE IT TOO EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE IDTECH
DIE
JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY
>>343638268
IT'S NOT ENOUGH
>>343637375
It's alright mate, I didn't pay for Fallout 4.
I even sort of enjoyed the first five hours.
>>343638319
Tell Obsidian i DO give a damn
>>343638410
YOU'LL TELL THEM
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT
>>343638325
imagine we get voiced characters for TES 6? your khajit and orc character will now sound like an authentic 20-30 yr old white american suburbnite! isn't that what we always wanted fellas!?
>>343638410
Oh Todd! I've always known you weren't heartless!
Todd... do you see the mountain? You can climb it. Climb it all the way to heaven, you magnificent, lying bastard.
>>343638410
B-but before i go, Anonymous... just promise me one thing...
>>343638410
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
>>343638586
Anything, toddy boy, anything!
>>343638586
What is it Todd
Anything, I'll do whatever you need
>>343638586
You're not going anywhere, dont you give up on me!
>>343638586
What is it?
>>343638727
anything but that, lord above forgive but I won't do it Todd, I just won't...not after what you've done.
>>343638586
Don't give up Todd we can save you. We can make you better than before.
n-not much longer now..
>>343638586
Anything...
ANYTHING
>>343638586
Don't worry Todd. Everything will just work. It just works.
>>343638658
Tell Sawyer....I'm sorry
>>343638586
BUY MY FUCKING GAME ALREADY!
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my GECK... my bugs... even my season pass. The money I've lost... the preorders I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm going to make them give back your cash.
>>343638586
>>343638641
>>343638658
>>343638693
>>343638707
>>343638825
>>343638873
...promise me you will pre-order... and enjoy... the S-Skyrim™ Remastered Edition™...
My game is shit don't buy it.
>>343638915
T-Todd... T-TODD... TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!
>>343638915
Eww, No! That's Gross.
>>343638903
Obsidian sent us too hell, but we're going even deeper...
this world calls for cash grabs, and we answer
>>343639014
Oh yeah? Well maybe I WILL buy it. That'll show you!
>>343638915
B-But I get it as a free ugrade free since I've got the legendary edition. I-Is that okay Todd?
>>343639014
YOUR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY WON'T WORK ON ME TODD
>>343638915
*dies*
Don't worry lad, I have the cure right here.
>>343638915
But I'm getting it for free
>>343639014
well i guess fallout 4 is good after all
>>343639087
F
You were the hero the world deserved Todd, but not the one it needed.
>>343639087
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>343638915
I'll do it Todd
Just for you, I'll do it.
>>343638915
>pre-order
I get the upgrade for free Todd.
>>343639087
F
RIP in peace
>>343639087
IF ONLY HE HADNT MADE FO4 MAP SO SMALL! IF ONLY HE HAD JUST FOCUSED ON TGE BASE GAME INSTEAD OF DLC'S!!!! rest in peace sweet angel, theres money in heaven waiting for you.
>>343639208
Surely there's someone on your friend list who would appreciate a copy???
>>343639087
No, no!
Who will we shitpost with now?
>>343639087
Y-you see those mountains Todd? You can climb them now, forever.
;_;7
>>343639087
>>343639087
Todd? Todd?! TOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
>>343639087
>>343639157
>>343639160
>>343639223
We can rebuild him. We have the preorders.
>>343639264
Everyone I know on Steam already has Skyrim and the expansions/DLC so they're getting the free upgrade..
>>343639087
Todd?
w-wake up Todd
come on man, open your eyes
OPEN YOUR EYES TODD
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
>>343639087
I bet you are not even dead you lying piece of shit
>>343639087
You think there's cut content and over priced DLCs in heaven, papa?
Toddposting was never fun.
Stop encouraging these retards.
sage btw
>>343639087
Good night sweet prince
>>343639348
Make a new Skyrim-less friend
>>343639087
He's climbing that mountain in heaven now ;_;7
>>343639208
I have fapped to this picture
>>343639087
*drum roll*
>>343639421
Toddposting was always fun
>he thinks sage is a downvote
>>343639438
Exactly who doesn't own Skyrim on PC? It's like one of the most owned games on Steam.
Bang.
>>343638096
>I BOUGHT FOUR
you think he'll noticed they're used?
>>343639087
Don't leave us Todd, I will buy everything... Skyrim, fallout 4, season pass. Please weak up...
>>343639509
!!!
>>343639087
Todd Prime is dead. Bring out the clones.
>>343639624
TODD I JUST BOUGHT IT PLEASE
>>343639624
Fuck you Todd I knew this was fucking bullshit
>>343639087
Todd, come on man this isn't funny, wake up
>>343639624
TODD
HE LIVES
>>343639624
Oh my... I don't know what to sayother that you should buy my game
>>343639747
Bring out the futa, mate
What's the sitch, fellow gamers? I just heard Todd Howard passed away!? I think a great way to celebrate this remarkable man is to pre order every Bethesda™ Softworks™ game, who's with me!?
>>343639624
IT JUST WORKS
>>343639653
what is that lump of flesh behind her
Possibly the worst thread on /v/?
>>343639624
>>343639787
Todd you cock gargler
>>343639747
>that downs syndrom face
feel free to stop posting any time
>>343639787
I TRUSTED YOU TODD
I FELT BAD FOR YOU
THAT'S IT
I'M COMING FOR YOU
>>343639847
>?
Fuck off and die
>>343639787
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TODD
>>343639624
>>343639787
Todd why
>>343639847
There's a barneyfag thread up right now so no
>>343639624
Thank you god.
>>343639840
>>343639747
>>343639653
>>343639514
>>343639424
why are you donig this?
stop it!
This isn't time to pay attention to you, we need to praise the bethesda meme god that he's alive again! Now that he's alive I can cancel my preorders, he's already fed from the energy.
>>343639787
Thank you... you love me, you really love me!
>>343639087
He's with the divines now
>>343640015
>>343639087
[Perception 7] Wait a minute, this man is merely pretending!
>>343640015
I don't now.
>>343640015
[LOUDLY CANCELS PREORDER]
THE PARASITES KEEP ME ALIVE
PREORDER THE FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>343640015
>>343640015
fuck you Todd, we're through
>>343640158
"...you really love me..."
>>343640265
wake up aniki
>>343639958
What?
Which one?
>>343640265
ANIKI
>>343640265".....love...me....."
Why is todd so fking stupid? doesnt he care that everyone hates him?
ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS CONTACT OBSIDIAN AND LET THEM DO ONE LAST FALLOUT
>>343640394
TODD WAKE UP OBSIDIAN IS MAKING A NEW GAME
>>343640265
NO ANIKI, KEEP SLEEPING
>>343640351
You fuckin' what, kid? Say that again and I'll steal your lunch money, fkn faggot
>>343640362
Goku in smash
>>343640162
THE LIIIIIIIIEEEEEES NEVER DIIIIIIEEE
CAN'T CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN AFTER ALLLL
>>343640394
Has science gone too far?
Directed by Christopher Nolan
sheit homies, did yall here dat my main man Todd Howard just passed away?
We should do sumthin nice fo his famm, lyke buy Fallout 4 now on sale or preorder skyrim
PEACE
Imagine being Todd Howard at E3 and having to be all like "damn, Skyrim, you fuckin' awesome, all cool with your updated graphics and climbable mountains. I would totally recommend pre-ordering Skyrim 2, both for PS4 and Xbox One", when all he really wants to do is play New Vegas at home. Like seriously imagine having to be Todd and not only stand on that carpet while being forced to shill your disgusting 10 year old engine at your side, the favorable footage of his game barely concealing the bugs and stupid AI, and just stand there, hit after hit, minute after minute, while they ruined the RPG elements. Not only having to tolerate his own blatant fucking lies but his forced cocky attitude as everyone on the crowd tells him Skyrim 2 is STILL BRILLIANT and DAMN, SKYRIM 2 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch the cartoonish fucking NPC face contort into types of smugness you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twitch whores and Kaley Cuoco while being called a manlet for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Pennsylvania. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on this every Skyrim fanboy's red forehead as they squirm in their seats convinced that Bethesda is a successful developer, while assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be in their conference and promote the next GOTY, while in reality it's been worked on by lazy developers in the last 7 months with stolen mods. Then the paparazzi calls for another shot, and you know you could come out & tell the truth to expose this sham for Bethesda's fucking lies before the damage control department TAKE IT DOWN, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Todd. You're not going to lose your 10k check for blowing the conference over this. Just fake it. Force a smile and fake it.
>>343640394
fuck you m night shamalamadingdong
>>343639087
F
OPEN YOUR EYES
>>343640539
WAKE UP YOU FUCK
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
>>343640539
WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>343640454
LET THE MARKETERS LIE AWAY
IT'S JUST MEANS TO A PURCHASE
>>343640539WAKE UP TODD
>>343640539
NO, DON'T WAKE UP THE TODD
>>343639087
TODD NO
WHO'S GOING TO LIE TO ME ABOUT TES 6
i preorder all bethesda games just to get your hopes up then i cancel and pirate the games instead
>>343640643
>>343640643
OUR ORDERS LIE
IN OUR MARKETING
BRING ON THE JEWS
LET THEM SHILL IT NOW
>>343640539
I HAVE PIRATED TODD'S GAMES
AND I DIDN'T ENJOY THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9O6sApVH3o
Todd wastes money that could of went to development on shit like this
>I'm an amateur videogamer
>what's a system
>I'm totally not a gamer
>>343639087
>>343640539
>>343640632
>>343640640
>>343640645
>>343640673
>>343640760
Wha... oh, Anon, didn't notice you there
Say... you do love me, right?
>>343640847
no and I'm going to pirate your game
>>343640784
Well, he did say he was an amateur. Prbably blew all the money on hookers and burgers.Smart choice Todd, smart choice
>>343640847Ya
>>343640847
Why yes I do! todd-kun!
HAHAHHAHA nice! Memes are great! This is spreading like wildfire over on Reddit! *le Bethesda preorder man* it's so silly but so much fun :)
>>343637532
>but we had fun together, right?
[citation needed]
>>343640847
after Fallout 4?
fuck off Todd
>>343640847
>>343638915
Todd...
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
>>343641107
Now we're getting somewhere
>>343640847
Your dream made me INCREDIBLY ANGRY
>>343639087
Goodbye Todd, I will always remember you as the greatest developer in the industry.
>>343640265
Fucking god this thread
>>343640847
in your fucking dreams you fucking manlet, I'll going to live with CDProjektRed now, I'm leaving you
>>343641107
C'mon bruh we were going great withn the vintage material.
>>343641182
OH FU-
>>343641182
The thread was great, thanks
>>343641221
Jesus christ
>>343641182
Got anything to say?
>>343641182
>>343641208
>>343641236
>>343641338
But you WILL buy the Skyrim™ Remaster™... right?
>>343641392
Bbbbbuuuuuy? What is this buy you speak of?
>>343641392
I already have a heavily modded skyrim, thanks.
I actually really like Todd.
>>343641392
Wow this thread is epic.
![Reggie and his stand [PLEASE UNDERSTAND].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LRHEX9q.jpg "Reggie and his stand [PLEASE UNDERSTAND].jpg")
>>343641392
never, I'll tell everyone I know to pirate it
>>343641545
Fuck off Todd
>>343641392
i... i did buy Morrowind this sale, does that count?
>>343639087
RIP in pieces
>>343638302
Fucking /v/, everytime I see what looks like hot girl but not showing any cleavage I always assume it's a man.
>>343641392
>>343641375
>>343641487
>>343641497
>>343641512
>>343641558
>>343641572
>>343641576
>>343641624
>>343641572
last chance kiddo
>>343641610
dayum
>>343641669
/v/ has made me not care anymore
>>343641678
>>343641678
>>343641684
you asked for it manlet
>>343641515
DELETE THIS
We're taking care of mister Howard but I'm afraid we need more sales. If only you could by one of the electronic video games developed by Bethesda. Yeah, that would help him.
>>343640015
I'm coming to kill you Todd
If Todd actually died tomorrow, how would /v/ react?
>>343641878
Probably relentless Toddposting and laughing
>>343641878
Not gonna lie, I would shed a tear
>>343641684
[Bloody Mess]For my next magic trick, I require you to pull the trigger, Todd. Those of you in the first few rows will get wet.
>>343641765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ZE4NgagYU
>>343637375
these threads make me laugh so much. It's such a fucking weird thing /v/ has clung to and keeps coming back to.
>>343641392
But you are giving me the Skyrim™ Remaster™ for free because i play on pc.
>>343641669
Same, but it happened so many times that I realized that I don't really care if it was anyway.
The D is willing.
>>343642064
Directed by Christopher Nolan
>>343642031
>implying half these posters wouldn't be cheering
>>343639087
F
>>343639087
TODD NO ! NO WHY TODD DON'T GO........HE'S DEAD YOU SON OF BITCHES! SOMEONE PLAY SOME SAD MUSIC.
>>343638915
You gave me your shitty game for free, Todd.
>>343642313
fuck off with this shit
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
>>343641610
Ok, that one is bretty hot desu.
>>343642602
TODD I'LL PREORDER THE SPECIAL EDITIONS OF YOUR NEXT 5 GAMES IF YOU GET THIS SHIT DELETED
This is the greatest toddposting thread to ever come out of /v/.
Somebody please save the and screencap the images, it's a fucking masterpiece
Someone please screencap the best bits of this
>>343642754
>>343642921
Doing it right now, will soon upload the results.
>>343642921
That would be the porn
>>343642978
You're the hero we don't need, nor deserve.
>>343639087
>>343642978
What>>343643020 said
>>343642978
>>343643020
Fuck off, reddit
what was the guy in the background thinking when he saw todd?
>>343643098
Oh yeah?!
>>343643154
>god I wish he would just lie to me
>>343643154
>I should buy his game. Todd is such a handsome, smart, clever, funny, and humble guy.
>>343643154
this manlet sure gives good head
>>343642701
I think we should listen to this fine patrician of games /v/
>>343642978
thanks fampai, I appreciate it
>>343643154
>I'll take you to the candy shop, go ahead Todd don't you stop
>>343643073
>>343642978
>>343643020
>>343643295
Lossless shitty crop here, will soon compress it to 4 MB so we can upload it to /v/
http://i.imgur.com/VXSvcV0.jpg
>>343639087
F.
>>343639087
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>343643430
Fucking saved
>>343643430
nice job
>>343642064
>>343643430
thanks anon
Haha lol
toasting in epic bread xD
>>343643430
>imgur
>lossless
>>343643430
>http://i.imgur.com/VXSvcV0.jpg
>>343643430
You are a god amongst men.
>>343643918
PNGs will stay lossless on imgur yes
they just put .jpg extensions on everything
>>343643430
>this will hit top spot on reddit/4chan soon
way to go
>>343643430
Needs more of the reactions.
>Todd howard will die in your lifetime
>you will live long enough to see posthumous todd posting
>>343644068
this
>>343639087
>>343639087
WE COULD'VE STOPPED THIS
WE COULD'VE PRE-ORDERED HIS GAME AND BOUGHT ALL OF THE DLC
We did it bros. We really did it.
>>343644139
>you will live long enough to see
i don't think you are going to live so long sitting all the day anon.
>>343644354
Yeah and the sky is blue, anything else?
this shit's been happening for years
>>343644354
I can't even be mad at this anymore
All I can do is take solace in the fact that Reddit is too full of unoriginal shitheads to produce their own content and continually steals it from other people
>>343644442
>implying
>>343639505
But anon, it's just a horse.
>>343643430
Remove the last two posts.
Add more le funny meme reactions so people know it's from /v/ :^)
