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Are you guys ready for a fun week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLwpnn1F4Y&feature=youtu.be
Greetings from Germany
That was a cool video op
>>343628215
I just wanted to tell everyone on stream that my 5 year old niece, 88 year old grandpa, mom, dad and wife's son all died of cancer within the past 2 weeks.
Let's kick cancer's butt xP
>>343628168
i'm ready as fuck
i hope to see some of the speedruns today, and through the week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>>343628168
Never played Demon's Souls and feel complacent about watching it since it's supposedly a really good game...
>>343628168
>put this donation towards killing the animals
I lost all my 3 pets to cancer
let's kick cancer's butt
greetings from germany
>>343628579
>>343629343
Isn't SGDQ raising money for doctors without borders?
>>343629407
Let's get those doctors some borders
>>343628579
Cant wait for all the cringe again
>>343629407
hi this is dragonborn smith from germany. i just wanted to call in to say that my doctor without borders has been fighting cancer for 2 years now and while he's now a frail husk with the mental capacity of a 4 year old i just wanted to say
kick cancers butt xDDD
>>343629745
7/10
>>343628908
It's always the females that have to go and take a big shit in the middle of the guys having fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
No.
>Overwatch ranked just came out, want to play that
>TDF is on all month, busy watching that too
I'd love if they had it in june or august but fuck having it in july.
>mfw subtle my wife's son donation gets read on stream
>>343630318
4th of july week is the only dumb fucking thing about the timing
Yep
>>343630318
Speaking of which, why the hell is there no Overwatch speedrun? Just looked at the schedule, it's not there.
>>343630413
That too, really poor scheduling.
>>343630413
this.
I'm going to be busy all tomorrow. Who is actually going to be watching speedruns on the 4th instead of getting drunk and gettin some strange.
>>343630394
kek
>>343631180
probably intentional then to get rid of fucking normies like you. psst nothin personell kid.
>>343630413
>#murrican problems
300 out of 7000 million people give a fuck.
>>343630434
>tfw no whitegoose to tell you "YEAH BABY THATS IT" while you play vidya
>my wife's boyfriend
>>343631180
>Gettin some strange
What the fuck kind of slang is this.
>>343631519
out of all the people i've seen today that are mad they're not american, you are #3.
enjoy the bronze "I'm Mad I'm Not American" award.
We need a donation drinking game.
>Greetings from Germany!
>Let's kick cancer in the butt!
>1 shot for every member in his family that has died recently
>You're destroying the games of my childhood
>Seventh year watching, first time donating
>>343631805
There's like, 30 drinking games for GDQ. Go ask /srg/ for one.
>>343629343
kill the animals
>>343631180
>needing a holiday to get drunk
>not getting drunk every night in front of your computer
>not playing the GDQ drinking game
>>343631792
>being this delusional
I live in a country with far better quality of life, healthcare and education than yours.
>>343631880
Yes but can you have a gun?
My wife's son passed away from cancer right before the steam summer sale so now I have to pay for a funeral instead of video games. Let's kick cancer's b*tt
When does this start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chh_K0ROP7s
is edobean gonna be announcing again?
who /neverdonates/ here?
>>343628168
Autism is mainstream now! Get ready for zero fun donations being read and no fun allowed for the entire event.
Going to be great seeing autists try to be normal.
This event isn't even about cancer. Summer GDQ donates to Doctors Without Borders.
Of course, that won't stop the cancerous donation comments.
>>343632206
I don't donate to shoddy organizations.
How many girlfriends are going to be get speedfucked by another man this time?
Will the chat assplode when Tolki walks on camera?
>>343631792
Basic Lee
>>343632206
I donated in2011
I haven't since.
Wood paneling rec room never 5 get
>>343631996
Yes, getting a gun is pretty easy in Europe.
We have a $20 donation from Alex. Greetings from Germany! It's my third year watching and first year donating. I lost a great grand sister to leukemia this year and I hope my donation will help put an end to this terrible disease once and for all Shoutouts to my mom and dad and my friend Äyygensterneheim, sorry if I didn't say that right. Put 1/8th of this donation toward the dick-shaped pearler and the rest towards saving the animals. Oh wait, did I say saving the animals? I meant save the frames! KILL THE ANIMALS! Also, I'll donate an extra $30 if everyone in the audience high fives each other.
>>343632929
STOP
>>343632929
>Äyygensterneheim, sorry if I didn't say that right.
Every time
Are they still cracking down on autism?
I never understood speedrunning, but I've always loved the raw autism these events produce.
>>343631880
>inb4 Muslim infested shithole
>>343633551
We've already established he's not from the USA
>>343631519
>european STILL mad that americans can be openly nationalistic, while he'll go to jail for it
>>343632929
>Also, I'll donate an extra $30 if everyone in the audience high fives each other
heh.
Dance, puppets, dance
>>343631180
>going outside
b-be safe, anon
>>343633551
>USA with a white population of less than 60% talking about subhuman infestation
How does it feel that by 2050 whites will be a minority there?
>>343631868
>Greetings from Germany low%
>Greetings from Germany 100%
>>343633784
low% speedruns vs. 100% speedruns
>>343632460
doctors without borders is a great organization but does the money go directly to them or does SGDQ take a cut
>>343634117
50% of the dosh goes to uyama's mono treatment
>Donate to GDQ
>Help build Doctors Without Borders facility
>Pay taxes
>Help blow up Doctors Without Borders facility
>>343629565
kek
>>343630394
This is my favorite thing ever
>Keep yourself clean by showering regularly
>If you smell, staff may ask you to leave the marathon area, as it is disruptive to others around you.
Most important rule.
>cringe is a banned word
>>343634487
>>343629565
It hasn't even begun and I already feel sick of hearing that.
>>343634230
Good thing I'm neither paying taxes nor going to donate.
>>343631880
Europeans like to brag about their education but their better education isn't getting them out of their refugee epidemic, and it certainly wasn't doing them any favors with inventions or innovations
>shirts suck this year.
:/
>>343629565
shit, actually made my laugh
>>343634525
Is this event nazi germany or something?
They stopped being good after 2014.
>>343634753
We have an epidemic here because Europe is 98% white, and shitskins coming in masses is a new and scary thing here.
USA already accepted that 40% of its population is niggers and spics and Mexico is migrating into the country.
why am i still watching this stupid thing
>>343634860
The mexicans and niggers aren't blowing up cop cars or burning down government buildings
>>343634863
to have fun with your friends at slash vee slash of course!
Reminder that ESA is in a month and has a better schedule and less rules.
HYYYPEEEEE
>>343634931
third year in a row people keep reposting the esa meme
esa is and has always been complete garbage
banned from chat for 600 seconds
>>343634998
H U Y P
U
Y
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>>343634928
it's not nearly as fun as it used to bebut then again nothing is ;-;
Has Chibi committed seppuku yet?
Yesterday I was playing SM64 on the Wii after a decade, decided to get the 120 stars, something I never did, and after a couple of hours I googled Super Mario 64 120 stars speed run, which took me to a 2014 agdq from someone called Siglemic.
After a while I realized Cosmo was there in the couch, they obviously refered to him as a "man, if you were betting man, dude", and it depressed me because of all that happened to him ever since.
I hope he stops taking the hormones and becomes a man again, you dont need to be a woman with a high pitched voice to take it in the ass.
>>343635180
Theres always one good cringe runHalf Life 2 was fucking amazing last year
>>343633784
>>343633867
You guys are misunderstanding how it works.
>>343634918
>>343635075
>No 8 hour Mega Man blocks
>Swearing allowed
>Donations that don't start with Greetings from Germany get read
>Varied schedule without 10 Zelda games
I'm a male to female trans and I told my father on his deathbed
>>343634753
your best universities are full of Jews + Indians + East Asians. The best of the rest of the world goes to the best American universities.
It isnt WASPS who keep the innovation going.
>>343635309
Explain to me then.
>>343628168
anybody has the drinking game pic ?
>Tolki has chosen not to speak, and I, as her friend, ask that you please respect her and respect her privacy. She doesn’t deserve any of the nasty things some people say about her. She is still one of my best friends in the whole world and I love her. Thanks for respecting me and her.
>and I, as her friend
Sam got cucked
No Super Mario 64? I only see the DS version on the schedule.
>>343635415
Any/All/100 are difficulties you choose. 100% will definitely kill you, for example.
reminder that they banned tech staff due to this..
>people playing video games
Get this shit off /v/, discussing people playing video games is not video games and is a bannable offense.
>>343635491
That's retarded, the goal of all drinking games should be death
>>343635304
>noir
>N O I R
He literally smokes weed on stream and gets mad if you don't donate and help pay his mortgage
>>343635496
I don't get it
>>343635496
I don't get it, context?
>>343635496
what is happening here
>>343629565
kek
>>343635552
Exactly, thats pretty cringe
>>343635540
Then pick 100% (or Any%, that one looks rough too)
>>343628168
>Fun week
>Litreal nobodies
>No FPS block
>>343630202
>banjo kazooie GDQ highlight
>kazooie's noises make it ten times funnier
WEW
>>343635608
>>343635594
>>343635585
why are you even in this thread?
>>343634525
>cuck isn't
>no spike X hour run
>no puwexil X hour run
failed before it started
worst SGDQ ever
>>343635742
kill yourself
>>343635724
>Litreal nobodies
Thank fuck.
>No FPS block
Look again.
>>343635814
no u
>>343635631
I think they're doing their best to vet out all the cringe. After all, CAN YOU STOP/Knitler is in charge now as far as I'm concerned.
>>343635742
Reading posts, laughing about memes. My goal was never to decipher a silent webm
>>343635496
>basically
That was pretty good
>>343635863
if you haven't even watched this before, why do you care?
>>343635798
>no spike+puwexil combo for a 5 hour jrpg run
just awful
>>343635928
I'm sorry I didn't watch GDQ 2012, please accept my humblest apologies
>>343635496
Are you sure they banned people? If i remember correctly they just had a bit of a laugh at it.
@343635814
Please moderate your tone towards others.
Thank you! ^^
>>343635496
ZERO FUCKING FUN ALLOWED HOLY SHIT
I can't fucking wait to see what fun they will still manage to suck out of the event this year
>>343635928
you're a faggot
>no meme dwarf
>>343635330
>Swearing allowed
are you actually 12 years old?
>>343636017
>>343636090
just saying, you're probably not going to find this enjoyable if you spend every thread asking "WHATS GOING OOOOOOON??????" to 50 replies rightfully calling you a retard.
>>343636017
halo 4 came out in 2012, that webm is from agdq 2016
>no 2hu block
Is Uyama still sick?
Is knitler still not allowing fun but knitting on camera?
Is 2hu STILL not allowed in any way, shape, or form?is Bluegrass gonne be heard
>>343634857
Greetings!
>>343636165
yes
>>343636126
>agdq 2016
I think I only watched the pewdiepie game duel from that
>>343636117
Most of the GDQ audience are, judging by the reaction in the chat whenever someone accidentally says shit and starts sweating as they realize they could be banned.
>>343635496
Gonna need some context here.
>>343636119
>reminder this happened
>*jumps up a cliff and people clap*
ok, and?
>>343636119
you're still a faggot
>>343636165
>Fumos banned
>Cosplay banned
>Plushies are okay
>Dressing up as a furfag is also okay
Bertin, if he's there will probably bring a fumo in anyway.
The Halo guy said Basically a lot, so a tech guy edited the estimate to "Basically 1:40:00"
t. someone who is not a sperg
>>343628168
Is there an awful games done quick block? none of them are labeled if there is.
>>343634857
No, it's worse: America
>>343636481
Thank you
>>343636481
Much appreciated
Reminder that there's a general on /vg/ for this and they'd be happy to have you guys over and teach you about speedrunning.
>>343636481
Thanks mane
>>343636617
>/vg/
Go fuck yourself.
>>343636512
No that was also banned.
I'm so bored of all the games they run but you get some pretty amazing moments like that Link to the Past race where the one dude flipped out over fucking up so much that he "accidentally" kicked his opponent's SNES and reset it.
>>343636512
They start the even with that
>>343636119
>retard for asking a simple question
I'm not even him and I watched all sgdq and still don't know what that wemb is about
Greetings, wanted to donate because Mario 64 is my favourite childhood game. Been watching for about 12 hours and thought I should give a shoutout to my friend Henry. It's his birthday today, and I cant be with him because I'm in a different time zone. Thanks
>>343636481
HAHAHA THATS A FUNNY JOKE I LAUGHED A LOT EXPERIENCING IT FIFTH-HAND LIKE THAT WHAT AN EXPERIENCE I FEEL IN ON THE JOKE NOW :+)
>>343636732
I don't know why >>343636119 is being such a dick about it
Here is the context: >>343636481
>There are people who will watch using Twitch.
>>343636793
Kill yourself amigo
>>343636646
Man I hope you're kidding. That would be such a bummer because that was easily the best part about AGDQ and I was hoping to see it back for SGDQ
>>343636730
epic
>>343636948
no, there aren't. right?
>pepsi man shirt
I DONT KNOW
HELP ME
Reminder this is what you support by watching and donating to GDQ events.
Where is the official /v/ stream?
>>343636948
Twitch is pretty good these days. The last two marathons, I had no problems keeping it on source quality.
In my experience, going through MPC-HC or VLC didn't solve any problems a few years ago. Was still shitty and choppy.
Are we getting a Humble Bundle this time? Didn't happen for AGDQ.
>>343637120
twitch tv/srgmarathon
>>343637226
maybe? who cares?
>>343637120
is that guy going to sperg out about "fake" donators again
>>343636948
Not watching it from your choice of streaming site that just embeds the twitch video but with smaller chat.who v4c here
Greetings from Cologne Germay.
I lost my girlfriend to a doctor without a border 7 months ago. Hopefully this donation will help get those doctors some borders.
PS: Kill the animals!
>>343637283
I care. Suck on that, bitch nigga.
>>343636617
I'm not going to /srg/ and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't want us over in the first place.
>>343636617
srg scares me. they seem nice but i know they aren't.
my wife's son and his boyfriend are hella fr*ckin' excited for this stream
already subscribed and bought the emotes
>>343628168
Who is that cute boy with a digimon shirt? I wanna fuck his boypussy.Don't tell me it is Cosmo...
Part of me wants to watch this shitfest but I am gonna miss the first 3 days
>>343637648
Thanks retard, we needed to see this kind of post.
>>343631880
you have now moved up to the silver "I'm Mad I'm Not American Today" award.
>>343637606
They're nice individually but complete shitters in a group.
Are they going to be allowed to have fun this year?
>>343637676
this desu
Yeah son, gonna drop two hits of acid to get sunshine started, probably gonna jerk off as usual though.
>>343637893
lolno
>>343635496
Good, I'd be furious if that happened to me
>>343638341
>why yes, I am autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM&feature=youtu.be
>Kill the animals
lets kick cancers butt! :)
>>343638398
Glad to see you condone bullying people
HOOOOYP
>>343635742
>m-muh speedrunning is an elitist secret club hobby
lmaoing at your sad life t͏͏b͏͏h
meh
>>343638472
I can laugh at myself, yes
>still no Touhou
>>343638550
I'm sure if this happened in front of 100K people you'd feel the exact same way.
>>343636759
Do it.
>>343638549
>RULE VIOLATION. WHO THE FUCK LEFT AN UNATTENDED SODA CAN IN THE MARATHON ROOM? THAT'S TWO RULES BROKEN. YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED.
>>343638549
You can just tell it's gonna be shit.
>>343638621
Oh I'd be embarrassed sure.
>>343638549
That's awful
>>343638549
>comfy
>>343638549
Can't they get a bigger fucking couch for once?
>>343638621
100k people watching an autistic play video games. I wonder who the real autists are huh?
>>343638549
>no Bluegrass already sitting down
>>343638549
Why the fuck do they keep moving the sofa further and further away from the audience?
Originally the sofa was directly in front of the audience and it was so much nicer for the atmosphere.
>>343636948
Livestreamer
a.) Is a meme
b.) Doesnt run on phones or my ps3
>>343638549
That's quite the casting couch
>>343638549
i hope there will be armed guards behind the couch
Super Rare Blueglass Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HMKLA2MWok
<Super Rare Blueglass Video
>>343639023
Originally the people in the audience were speedrunners.
>>343638549
Looks like some kind of boring business convention instead of gaming marathon for fun.
>>343633753
>less than 60%
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States
>>343639023
So the security can catch the assassins rushing at the runner with a knife
>>343639023
Because no fun allowed.
>>343639214
I think he meant non-hispanic white, like the rest of the world
>no adam_ak speedrunning amnesia or gta
>no kotti speedrunning hitman or dark souls
why did all the good ones jump ship
>>343639239
>Security
>Shiv you in the neck
Pick one
>>343638549
Not being able to see the audience during the runs has been the biggest fuck you so far, that is so retarded
>>343639386
Adam is an absolute faggot and his absence is a blessing to speedrunning as a whole.
>>343638549
thats not comfy
Greetings from Germany! I have lost all my family and pets and my wifes son to cancer in the last 2 weeks and it's been a struggle. I'm so glad to watch Zelda speed runned again. Lets kick cancers butt. KILL the animals.
Next year a glass wall will be in between the couch and audience.
>>343639640
mandela style?
Hey guys, remember NASA?
Such a comfy speedrunning marathon with no technical issues whatsoever!
>>343639640
Next year there won't be an audience. Or a couch.
They'll stream pre-recorded runs with a donation reader so there won't be technical difficulties or any chance of cringe.
>>343639540
Fuck off, nigger. Adam's GTA runs, especially the Vice City one from SGDQ '13, are top tier.
>>343639101
This.
The GDQ started to get shittier each year after they got greedy and opened it up so all the autistic idiots could get in. That meant that they had to come up with more and more ridiculous rules to keep autistic idiots who wanted to be in the audience in check, and that ruined the whole feel of the event.
Rev up your anime girl folders
>>343639603
greetings from the artificial state belgium
>>343639875
It had a rough start, but Contradiction was a 10/10 comfy run.
>>343639970
>>343639875
NASA sends rockets into space. They have more important things to do than play video games.
>>343639970
On it!
//
>>343639970
I get banned for a day each time I take part in the anime girl posting.
>>343639970
My anime girl folder is always revved.
Is xhe gonna be there?
>>343636617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
we all know who prowls there.
>>343640357
I remember when I first saw that.
I couldn't stop laughing.
Hey guys. Cancer recently killed my entire family, and I'm preparing for revenge in a cave underneath my mansion. My lust for revenge knows no bounds, and neither does my generosity: here's $50 to runner's choice. Kill the animals!
>>343631868
>tfw Bluegrass was in my class in college.
That dude is weird.
>>343636759
underrated
so what exactly are speedrunners running from?
>>343640743
Reality.
>>343640743
Adult life responsibilities.
>>343640743
Reality.
>>343640743
Running from dad.
>>343636119
kill yourself my man
>>343640743
The inevitability of death.
>>343640743
Sex
>>343640743
from what ive seen, pigs, and pants that are slower than the ones they currently adorn
>>343640550
Hey SGDQ! I recently took in a stray cat that ended up having feline cancer, which spread to all of my other animals and made the jump to humans. A worst case scenario has become a reality as cancer has now become airborne. I'm so sorry. Here's $20 to the couch's choice. Save those frames!
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>>343640743
hope, and running toward judaism.
>>343640989
looks like you need to try a little harder.
>>343640989
Is this a new meme?
>>343628579KILLTHEANIMALS
