This ugly nerd is boning super hot chicks and basically you're fucking stupid
>>343626493
TELL ME FUCKEN HOW
I'll just fuck him in the ass instead tbqh homeslice
>my fucking him in the ass theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6SJkjRcSJs
you don't even know what his face looks like
>implying she doesn't drink potions to grow a dick and fuck him silly while he giggles like a faggot
wow really
>>343626696
I've just given up at this point and like to think he's got a birdhead shaped exactly like his mask underneath which is how he can drink from the end of his mask with no problems
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>Shovel Knight can defeat the got of war Kratos
Looks like he's up there with the likes of Kirby and Doomguy
>>343626780
Theres a straw that leads to his mouth.
Why the kneepads, though? He's not a worker or a soldier. Are they for sucking dick?
>>343627441
He is a knight, that means he is wearing full body armor. Knights usually have metallic kneepads.
>>343627373
So he connects a straw to a straw already inside of his mask that he keeps in his mouth?
The straws he uses aren't long enough to reach a normal face, so it would require EXTRA STRAW SHENANIGANS
yeah just gonna stick with mine
>>343627487
But Sir Elton John doesn't wear them, and he really does suck dick.
>>343627565
Maybe he likes the pressure on his knees while gargling on cock
>>343627531
There's funnel in the mask so all liquids go though that with a tube inside that leads to his mouth.
>>343627681
>funnel
how does he meet the pressure requirements to suck it through a straw then
having a huge open space with the funnel would make that really annoying
>>343627283
he can deafeat a BATTLETOAD nothing can stop him
>>343627869
He can defeat the brave and noble adventurer hero Reize Seatlan, of course he can beat Kratos and Battletoads.
>>343627943
Go back to your straight shota roleplaying, Reize.
>>343626493
Ten... ten tickles... ten tickles! Ahahahahahahaha! Oh, how devious! Hee hee!"
>>343628085
Thats a new one. He does /ss/ roleplay with that piece of shit character too or are you just pulling that out of your ass?
>>343628171
Hell yeah. Found the dude on a roleplaying MUD, showing off hidden youtube videos of music he commissioned from Final Fantasy composers and his trips to Japan. The dude is rich, can rip off Tales of Symphonia better than anyone, and loves being the clueless little boy who ends up fucking bitches.
>>343628294
Well that is not honestly surprising, considering how the character was described on that fucking EXTENSIVE wiki.
Which was better, /v/? Shovel Knight or Plague Knight's campaign?
>>343629837
I thought they were both great
>>343629837
>that reddit tier humour
good to know what the fan base is like
>>343629837
I liked both.
>>343629837
>Not with my dick in it
>>343629921
I don't even get it.
>>343629837
I prefer Plague Knight.It's like playing action platformer Bomberman.
Which knights do you want to see next? What will they play like?
>>343631381
Pointless question since Specter and King are next.
>>343631446
So what will they play like?
>>343631541
Specter Knight has a bit of gameplay up on the YCG twitter, looks kinda Ninja Gaiden-y.
King Knight we have no goddamn idea.
>>343631660
Alright, thanks!
>>343631660
All I want is King Knight's -Health- to instead be -Ego-.
>>343626493
lmfao i lost
If they put out the battle mode along with the Specter campaign I'm gonna be so fuckin' happy
>>343626657
LMFAO lost
>>343629837
i liekd both if im honest, both stories were good. One of saving a princess style. other one was more cliche romance. but over all impressed with both in terms of gameplay, challenge, lore/secrets, and the story
>>343626493
>>343632514
Liam has the best girl though?
>>343632732
t. Liam
