TEN LASHES TO EACH SCOUT, HANG EVERY THIRD ONE
To Paradise on Whores' Asses!
>>343624165
Seem rather excessive to punish scouts who couldn't do anything about it since the enemy worked at night.
![[battles eternally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IpgSuN7.jpg "[battles eternally].jpg")
>no draugs in Witcher 3
Feels bad man.
>>343624546
Hard to top w2 draug.
>>343624546
Yeah, that was just plain weird, given that they're supposed to pop up on battlefields, and Witcher 3 had plenty of those, but no draug whatsoever.
>>343624789
Most battles wouldn't have ended with Sorceresses betraying both sides and nuking everyone.
Also no matter how they did it, it wouldn't match up to the amazing chapter-long buildup for taking down the W2 Draug.
>>343623996
badass voice
The visitor arrives!1
Is there a single mention in TW3 about the Vrans?
>>343626142
Nope.
>>343623996
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DWARF COCK
>>343626142
>>343626229
I don't even remember this.
Are they mentioned in the books at all?
>>343623996
CDPR sure knows their stuff.
>>343626359
nope, only in W2
TREBUCHETS
Why does he have two swords? Does he lose them often?
>>343626887
Actually its because sapkowski is an idiot and he saw some hollywood movie where the actor had swords on his back and thought it looked cool even though its impossible to draw swords from your back.
>>343626839ARCHERS
>>343626887
One sword is made of silver and is for killing monsters specifically.
>>343626887
>>343627039
>>343626947
>>343627039
>>343627198
Guys I was just memeing. Remember the stupid ass little girl that asks you that a hundred times in the 2nd game when you're in Flotsam?
Is that a fucking shield made outta shields.
>>343627198
Please tell me that's some shitty mod and you didn't actually, unironically side with Yaevinn.
Also
>png
>>343627592
That's the ending you get if you take the neutral witcher path too.
>>343627567
I know, anon.DEATH TO IORVETH! DEATH TO THE SQUIRRELS!
>>343627592
>not siding with Yaevinn
I bet you gave Alvinn to Triss.
>>343627737
That's the elven version of the Raven armor.
>>343627592
Do you not kill Alvin if you side with the Rose? I went Neutral and you still kill him
>>343627757
making empty threats about coming back to check on things seems to be a thing with geralt
>>343627783
You kill him no matter what you choose
>>343627757
>giving Alvin to some dumb bitch who's like 10 years old
I bet you lose your swords often.
>>343627783
Nah, that part is always the same. See >>343627764
How big of a difference do the Roche / Scoiatel paths make in TW2?
>>343627951
A fucking lot. Do both.
>rpg codex cucks need to make their daily cuck quota
>>343627951
You have to replay the game or you lose 30% of the content.
>>343627567
Can girls be Witchers too?Everytime I post this, I get some mad replies, but it's just from another Flotsam kid. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who heard this shit
>>343627951
>How big of a difference do the Roche / Scoiatel paths make in TW2?
Huge.
Play both.
>>343627992
>>343628035
>>343628064
oh ok, thanks guysI'm a witcher hi-yaah!
>>343627951
Entirely different second chapter.
>>343627951
Only Roche matters. You don't even see the a majority of the main characters in Iorveth's path in TW3. You should still play both though.
>>343628039
Why didnt witchers have girlfriends or at least whores in kaer morhern, they all loove fucking yet geralt is only one bringing pussy there. Ciri must've been fucked sore each night she spent there.
>>343628039
Because everyone else heard "KAN GARLS BE WICHAS TUUU?"
>>343627039
why not make one side silver coated or whatever and the other side normal?
>>343628252
>>343628218
A sword like that would require a stupid amount of maintenance and be unpractical to boot.
>these screenshots
Fuck, I remember W2 looking way better back when I played it.
Those textures are fucked.
>>343628478
Witcher 2 was like Crysis on pc when it came out though.
>>343628390
So would a sword made of silver.
>>343628039
Something mentioned in the books that the mutations caused terrible side effects and no survivors as of yet. Ciri hasn't gotten the mutations just footwork and sword style.
>>343628324
Despite being really lacking gameplay wise I really liked this quest, simply because of how mysterious and easy to miss it was.
Witcher 2 was kinda full of those things, like how you get an extra dialogue option from Roche just by finding a diary in the old asylum, or that you learn what's up with Loredo and his mother that way.
On the latter part, I unironically think that might be the absoltuely best way someone has ever delivered exposition in an RPG:
>>343627039
Silver kills people just as easy as steel.
>>343624165
>>343624238
Just realised my boy Iorveth didn't make an appearance in TW3. I guess he really is dead :(
>>343628478
Yeah, this is on max settings.
A LITTLE ELF WAS SKIPPING DOWN THE PATH
>>343628478
The EE changed what it looked like. I thought it looked better initially too.
>>343628560
No it wasn't.
>>343628883
One of the devs on Twitter confirmed he and Saskia are alive. Plus there was the comic that game with Witcher 3 that confirmed he went back home with his boys. I agree, it does suck he's not in W3, especially since they laid out a lot of side quests with him and we would have had more Roche content, too.
>just a prank, bro
>>343629157
I still like the first game's inventory system best.
>>343629179
W2 was pc only at release, it probably was the best looking game around the time.
It was then very impressive how well they ported it to xbox.
LONG LIVE THE KING
TEMERIA WILL BE VICTORIOUS
DON'T TANGLE WITH US!
>>343623996
>trying to beat the game on dark mode
>got up to him maybe 4 times out of 30 attempts
>he always dumpsters me with archers and trebuchets
Are all the Witcher books worth reading? Are they available officially in English or would I have to go online and look? Can't read polan
>>343629179
>No it wasn't.
it was
everyone had the game back then because it justified them purchasing the latest and greatest nVidia GPU for 800 bucks
It was really shitty how they disposed of him for Witcher 3.
>>343629469
Shortest answer: no.
>>343629317
It isn't better looking than several games though and it ran really well when it came out(after a couple of patches).
>>343629507
It really wasn't and AMD was the king shit back then and $500 was unheard of for cards. Newfag harder.
>>343628791
It's also harder to maintain so why waste it?
Stupid sexy sallets.
>>343629592
>several games
All the competition made console games though, what games looked better before w2 release?
>>343629592
>back then
The game released in 2011 and nvidia has been dominating the GPU market for the last decade.
>>343629469
Just the short stories one (Last Wish), maybe the 2nd. If you really like Ciri, read the other ones. Pretty sure it's for an official English version on Amazon
>>343629515
Theres only so much you can do with a corpse
>>343629469
>all
Kind of. They're decent, but the quality drops to shit after Times of Contempt.
>officially in English
No idea, but most should be translated by now.
>>343629515
Good, Henselt is an asshole
>>343629515
I hated that too, almost none of the choices for 1 to 2 or 2 to 3 actually mattered. No easter egg for importing a 1 to 2 to 3 save.
>>343629515
They disposed of the entire Witcher 2 plot. Literally none of it has any relevance to Witcher 3.
>Pontar valley never metioned
>Saskia never mentioned
>Iorveth died on the way back to his home planet
>>343629649
Man I could probably name dozens. I'll leave you with Mass Effect though. The game does very little that can be considered graphically impressive. It had a cool art style but nothing stood out aside from that.
When the game came out we were shitposting about modded Morrowind and Oblivion looking better.
>>343629691
>2011
>nvidia dominating
newfag hello.
>>343629515
>letting Henselt live
>>343629792
Disappointed by Ves' lack of ass in TW3.
>>343629792
>>343629817
>Saskia never mentioned
This was awful, on par with Shani disappearing into a black hole during Witcher 2
>>343629879
>killing Henselt
Did you give Ciri to Emhyr too?
>>343628478
It looks better than the witcher 3in everything but character detail
Never finished TW2 due to time constraints. Should I finish it before TW3?
>>343629853
>actually fighting the succubus
why? do you not want to fug with a goat?
>>343630041
Yea. The ending sequence was really good.
>>343626710
A merchant?
>>343629853
>newfag hello.
retarded and a fanboy on top of that
you take the cake
>>343630046
>>343630041
The last 2 chapters suck anyway.
>>343630123
In spices.
>>343629853
What is wrong with you?
>>343630040
>No pretty colors like this in TW3
>>343630123
In spices.
>>343629958
At least Shani got an explanation in W2, even if it was half-assed.
>>343628151
>tfw no qt dragon that cares about her people
>>343630169
>>343630176
Not just the colors the lighting was good in TW2. Some of the dungeons felt dank in the literal sense.
>witcher 1 is my favourite game
>played witcher 2 at <20 fps on minimum graphics and enjoyed the heck out of it
>can't run witcher 3
>tried to watch a few let's plays
>they don't read the books in game or explore and just do the main quest and maybe a few side quests
suffering
>>343630176
>>343630380
How fucking poor are you? Is this Brazil?
>>343630380
Just get a PS4 tbqh
>>343630408
No, I live on a farm station in Australia. If I want a proper computer I have to drive for 2 days to a city and back.
>>343630380
https://www.youtube.com/user/GophersVids/videos
>>343630407
>implying that has pretty colors
You disgust me.
How did you finish Hearts of Stone? Would Geralt save someone like Olgierd after what he did to his brother and his wife?
>>343630617
Not necessarily, but he might want to take Gaunter down for playing him and his friends (Shani, in this case.)
>>343630617
>Would Geralt save someone like Olgierd after what he did to his brother and his wife?
He is the lesser evil, so yeah.
>>343630617
In the books Geralt wouldn't have the power to save Olgierd.
Shame this hairstyle wasn't in Witcher 3.
>>343630524
So you haven't been to the city in 8 years?
>>343630715
man, long hair looks awful in games compared to short. Always clipping and looks woody.
>>343630617
I let him have Olgierd since this option is available
>>343630761
I go maybe twice a year, but space is always limited.
>>343630849
And he still doesn't tell you shit.
Only that you shouldn't never let her feel betrayed.
>>343630849
Oh shit, didn't even realise you could do Hearts of Stone before finishing the main quest.
>>343630849
>taking anything from the devil.
nah, im good.
>>343627757
Does this mean that the only defense against OP witchers are trees?
>>343630986
Yeah, told him to fuck off too.
>>343630524
>I have to drive for 2 days to a city and back.
What the fuck how big is australia? I thought it was the size of Texas or something.
>>343630952
Atleast the nigga gives you some advice then fucks off forever
>>343631125
American education in action folks
>>343631185
he was just pretending to be retarded, Im sure.
Harpy feathers
>>343631125
>What the fuck how big is australia? I thought it was the size of Texas or something.
Jesus Christ.
>thinking myself how better W3 is than the first two while playing it
>see these screenshots
>remember how amazing both games were and the feels that were felt
>suddenly feel very comfy and humming the soundtrack
T-thanks
>>343631230
>yfw the amount of Orens you can get for them
It's sad to see most people think of Witcher 2 as the worst of the three nowadays.
I think for it's fault at trying to be a console game at-least the story somewhat kept it's pacing.
Witcher 3 and Witcher 1 feel like the writers fell asleep in Act 2 and then had to be woken up to finish Act 3
>>343630849
Don't you have to be at least level 35 to play HoS? As far as I know It's almost impossible to reach that level before you find Ciri.
>>343631338
I think it's the best
>>343631338
I wonder whats the educational backround of the guy that drew that monstrosity.
>>343631125
You can look up the place I live; Three Rivers Station.
>>343631352
I have gone through Witcher 3 so many times i'm using the console to level myself up and turn level scaling on
rare screenshot of early witcher 1 build
>>343631338
Thinking Witcher 2 is the worst is not the same as thinking Witcher 2 is bad.
I think Witcher 2 is the worst in the trilogy but I'd never dare say it's a bad game.
is ciri going to nilfgaard a common end, or do your choices affect that?
>>343631542
They do.
>>343631542
I'd say most people get the Witcher ending for Ciri
Nilgaard ending relies on Emperor winning the war and taking Ciri to see him. Which involves 2 options quests essentially
>>343631489
You can also go through HoS in NG+ before going to the Isle of Mists
How did they not bring back the Witcher 1 oil paintings for W3.
Dumbasses
![angry_pepe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Gu2og3.jpg "angry_pepe[1].jpg")
>>343631615
>>343631598
what the fuck do i have to do?
>>343631615
Also if you click "push djikstra forcefully" ciris not gonna be empress.
>>343631338
Its story is why W2 is the best of the trilogy (not counting W3's dlcs).
Of course, newfriends to the series don't appreciate politics and call it the worst one.
>>343631338
TW1 was nearly perfect. The shitty combat was the only legit complaint.
TW2 had a bad story and removed most of 'the witcher' gameplay. It was just politics this politcs that and not in a good way.
TW3 waifu hunta open world edition.
>>343631683
Are you retarded?
1) Kill Radovid
2) Take Ciri to meet the Emperor
It's also a shit tier ending
HOUNDS
O
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N
D
S
>>343631723
lol why
>>343631683
You could start by fucking off for shitposting with pepe pics.
>>343631767
>Are you retarded?
are you?
that's what i did.
>>343631790
because you won't get the Reasons of State quest, which lets you assassinate Radovid. Hence, Radovid will win the war.
>>343629268
>samurai style hair cut
I am this autistic to get that haircut myself in real life
>>343631828
>>343631790
There is a moment when you are rescuing Phillipa you can either tell Dijkstra about Ciri or "Push away forcefully"
If you push away forceably you break Djikstra's leg and block out the quest Reasons of state. This guarantees that Radovid lives and wins the War
>>343631952
>lets make a screenshot so i look less retarded
you're just pretending, aren't you?
>>343624789
I guess you could explain it away as an incredibly rare thing and the one in W2 appeared because of the fucked up sorcery that brought an entire battle of ghosts back to life.
>>343623996
>10 lashes
Meh, back in the day my highschool used to give lashes with a sundried bulls penis.
>>343623996
>mutilate and kill valuable tactical resource
t. medieval military genius
Did anyone else feel the ending of Blood and Wine was a little off compared to the rest of the series?It felt somewhat bizarre that Geralt would be at all concerned about reuniting Sylvia and Anna Henrietta when Sylvia had commited such blatantly evil acts. It was Sylvia's fault that hundreds of innocent people were slaughtered in their beds and it was Anna's fault for refusing to put her duties to the kingdom above her sister. Her trying to hide her sister away lead to a mass slaughter and there's no option to call her out on it.
I liked the DLC other than that but this aspect of it bugged me greatly.
>>343632097
lol so randum
>>343631392
Needs to be edited into that one image where a guy runs towards a "-> Death" signpost
>>343623996
Was this guy re-living the happiest day of his life again and again until Geralt came along?
>>343632127
Yeah, I'm pretty sureSyanna and Anna Henrietta deadis the canon ending.
Either that orSyanna dead, Geralt to prison.
>>343632205
>entire armies get melted in their armors
>happiest day of his life
>>343632204
You know a lot of people praise this quest but I absolutely hated it.
I really liked the effects they put on his voice.
>>343632127
agree completelyi reloaded a save at the book just to get that bitch killed, i wasnt about to fuck over my bro regis for her
>>343631767
>Shit tier ending
You kidding? Bittersweet ending is best ending. It has far more emotional impact
So how was that ghoul in the witcher 1 smart enough to talk and only eat the dead'uns, yet in witcher 3 they are basically mindless dogs?
>>343632127
Yeah. It was better than W3's main story, but the writers still didn't try very hard.
>>343632267
>canon
Pure cancer desu.
>>343631230
it was tanks to them i got the money to buy the final dark armor.
>>343632329
Because you had to do silly shit for some hour?
>>343632351
>not wanting to hunt monsters with foster-daughterfu
i didn't want that bring ass nilfgaard
>>343628252
>>343628324
>>343628747
Wait, what quest is this?
Is this the herbalist in Lobinden?
>>343632127
It was fine, its sort of gamey way to give the player different endings.
>>343629879
>becoming the kingslayer
>>343632339I actually felt I had to kill Dettlaf, even though I knew it was fucking over Regis. He tried to wipe out an entire city just because he felt betrayed - for all Regis claiming he wasn't evil, there was no way in my head that Geralt could allow someone who did that to carry on living. Alwinn had better justification in TW1 and we all know how Geralt reacted to his butchery.
The vampires needed to learn that they couldn't just genocide humans and expect to get away with it.
>>343632468
Yes. I don't really care for Shani either so it was extra boring.
>>343632468
Not who you are replying to but the only thing that bothers me about that quest is how loose Shani is.
Seriously a Witcher gets possessed by a spirit of a Raider and she's completely wet for him. What a slut.
>>343631889
So i'm going to ask, would it be worth picking up the Trilogy Bundle before the steam sale ends?
>>343632281
Vandergtrift was an animal.
He got played hard at first, but then he managed to turn the tide of the battle out of the pure fucking mad he felt towards Seltkirk.
>>343632631
Welcome to women
>>343629953
Is it just me or was this out of character for Henselt?
I'm in the middle of reading the books, not quite done yet but he didn't seem that crazy.
>>343632631
That is just Shani.
The very first time she ever meets Geralt in the books she jumps on his dick.
not another fucking stone
>>343632759
Well if you want the player to dislike someone just have them mistreat women, perhaps even hit her once.
>>343632593
Alright then
>>343632717
Loved all the games but a lot of modern players seem to have trouble getting into W1 although I remember the reception being great when it launched.
>>343632894
Man someone at CD Projekt really has a boner for this character don't they
>Appears for less than 2 pages in the books
>Suddenly a rival for Triss in Witcher 1
>Get's a spotlight in a DLC implying Geralt has any feelings for her beyond a quick fuck
>>343627039
Both are for monsters.
Did anybody actually side with Dickstra in Reasons of State? Broche is just too cool a dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCBGFiyq75w
>>343632921
I just cant fampai. It's too old for me, the graphics are shit, the gameplay is horrendous. I LOVED TW3, but TW1 and TW2 just don't do it for me.
so roach killed henselt is canon ?
>>343632759
People will call me an idiot for this but I still think Ves lied and she was spared because she was in fact recruited by Dethmold.
>>343632983
>>Appears for less than 2 pages in the books
There was a lot of stuff about her being a nurse during the second Nilfgaard war.
>>343632983
>CD Projekt announces a fan favorite coming back in Witcher 3
>I immediately assume it's Iorveth or Saskia or both and get excited
>it's just Shani, another girl for Geralt to fuck
felt bad
>>343632921
Would it be a good idea to go through them all in order or is it not really needed?
Sorry for all the stupid questions.
>>343633034
Henselt being dead is canon.
If Roach doesn't kill him, he dies during a battle against the manlet.
>>343633152
>Got Shani, felt bad
nigger you are gay.
How confused will I be if I go straight to Witcher 3 and skip the others? 1 hurts to play, and I hear nothing but terrible things about 2 on the rare occasion someone actually talks about it.
AS OYSTER NAN STOOD BY HER TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
>>343632631
Well Shani was also pretty loose in the first game. You got to fuck her right after you gave her a flower.
>>343633034
>>343633176
Roche you morons, Roach is geralt's horse.
![witcher_2007-11-01_05-38-13-30[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NiVs5VW.jpg "witcher_2007-11-01_05-38-13-30[1].jpg")
>>343633014
> the graphics are shit,
They're really not, you should see what other RPGs from that time looked like, like NWN2. The artstyle is good, it holds up
>the gameplay is horrendous
Had a lot of fun with it, the problem is it's a weird combat system and it lacks a proper tuitorial. Once I learned how to play it , was pretty fun
>>343632983
Shanifags cried rivers when she was not in 2 for some reason
>>343633220
>I hear nothing but terrible things about 2
Its a great game just play it, it has similar combat to w3 so if you like w2 you like w3. W1 has less relevance for w3 but its still good in its own right.
>>343633220
You wont be lost at all. The first two games are barely referenced, Witcher 3 is it's own story.
All you need to know is you're a badass Monster slayer and you have a daughterfu called Ciri
![thtgthht[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yt9MgQ8.jpg "thtgthht[1].jpg")
>>343633323
mhm that image is on lower than low
The game looks way better than that
>>343633323
>lacks a proper tuitorial
it definitely has multiple tutorials.
>>343632995
Yes, Siggy Diggy would make the North greater than before, an actual threat to Milfgard. Though the forcing you to choose between him Broche, felt forced and unnecessary.
>970 will be here soon and I can play witcher 3 in 60 fps
can't wait
>>343633458
The prologue chapter is supposed to be a tutorial but they don't explain exactly how the combat works unless you dig trough the journal logs and even then it's not clear
>>343633220
witcher 2 is very great game when you reach chapter 2.
>>343632995
Was okay with the idea of practically putting Putin into power, but then that option results in killing roche so could never do it
>>343633504
How much you paid for it? Kinda weird time to buy the 3.5 card when 1060 is around the corner.
>>343633220
>and I hear nothing but terrible things about 2
Who exactly were you talking too? The game had great reception
>>343633601
290 euros
>>343633581
Felt so bad about it, i used the console to rectify my decision.
>>343633638
480 wouldve been much better value for money but its fine, 50 euros here and there doesnt matter much.
>>343630849
Then again, giving him this instead of the rose before Mirror man takes him makes the ending even better
>>343633053
>Ves lied and she was spared because she was in fact recruited by Dethmold.
this
>>343633767
480 is the same price on amazon here in europe
>>343631994
No fucking way. Thats absolutely hilarious. I always just explained to him since i actually like dijkstra
>>343633438
Holy fuck I forgot Yrden had spikes, that shit was cool.
>>343631432
This dank polska wiedzmin with hilarious mustache looks amaizing desu
>>343633920
Witcher 1 had decent graphics
W1 had the best soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6uVeCzUhw0
Fucking W3/2 never used that leitmotif properly again.
>>343631432
>slavThough CDPR took some of their artistic licenses to make Geralt look presentable.
>>343631297
>tfw no Bruxa sex card in Witcher 2 or 3
>>343634078
wow, are you using any mods?
post more screenshots if you have
>>343632993
>>343634137
But book Geralt is a fucking freak and merely gets laid with anyone but Yen and other magic grills. Fucking everything left and right including demons is exclusive to the games.
>>343634220
nope
>>343634272
Like i said "make him look presentable." Witchers are mutants and looked like mutants.
>>343634225
Witcher 3 Lambert A shit
>>343634303
comfy
>>343634272
>he just fucks the supermodel looking witches, what a loser freak.
>>343634358
Sounds like someone can't handle the bantz.
>>343632508
Yep.
If you help the Crinford Reavers and take the medallion as a reward, this is an optional quest in the Flotsam area.
