GLAD YOU COULD BAKE IT, UTHER
>>343619065
A SOUND BRAN
GLAD YOU COULD SNAKE IT, UTHER
>>343619065
WATCH YOUR TONE WITH ME, BOY. YOU MAY BE THE WAITER, BUT I'M STILL YOUR SUPERIOR AS A CHEF.
>ding
IT'S DONE
>>343619065
as if i could forgetti
>>343619254
As if I could forgetti. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no, it's too late. These peopleroni have all been infectedanana. They may look al dente now, but it's a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadible.
*ding*
ur an faget come 2 northend if u want 2 fite me - Malgan0rz
>>343619474
What?
>>343619652
This entire citrella must be peeled.
>>343619716
How can you even cook that? There's got to be some other whey.
>>343619775
Damn it, Umami. As your future chef, I order you to broil this city.
More plz chef
>>343619862
You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
>>343619949
Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
>>343620010
Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?
>>343620073
Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and sovreignity of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
>>343620147
Arthas, you can't just...
>>343620206
*Ding*
>>343620264
It's done! Those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my kitchen.
>>343620318
You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
>>343620375
Jaina?
>>343620375
i laugh every time, thanks anon.
>>343620427
I'm sorry, Arthas. I can't watch you cook this.
>>343620264
>filename
thanks for the kek anon
>>343619065
>>343619065
Bake it like 6 million Strathomo's in an oven.
>>343620492
>julia child
o I am laffin
all it needs is a little mana potion edited into the corner since Childs was often fucking smashed as shit during taping
Arrr.... Glad yee could make it Uther
>>343620556
Lost it. GG
>>343620945
Warcraft 3 was by no means an amazing story, but it's miles ahead of what Warcraft lore has become.
Metzen became a mistake.
>>343620556
>Scotland?
Perfecto
>>343619949
Not "Not would I take that order even if you were"? Seems kind of obvious.
>>343619474
>They may look al dente now, but it's a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadible.
This shit cracks me up everytime without fail
>>343620375
Fucking killer right here.
I enjoyed this.
Best thread on /v/ right now.
>>343620556
this is fantastic
>>343619474
>They may look al dente now
Everytime
I fucking love you OP.
some of you are alright
don't come to stratholme tomorrow
Uther: This is a betrayal most foul, Arthas. We were fools to have gone along with this charade!
Arthas: You're right, Uther. I used you to get the job done, and you played along just like I knew you would. You Paladins are so headstrong and predictable. You are your own worst enemies.
Uther: That's ironic, I can remember Muradin teaching you a very similar lesson in Northrend.
Arthas: I took that lesson to heart, Lightbringer. Now, are you ready to die a second time?
Uther: The Light awaits me, Arthas, and although I am prepared to face my destiny, you'll not find me easy prey.
Arthas: Then this shall be your epitaph.
Jaina: (Uther's death) Uther! No!
Arthas: (joking) What are you worried about, Jaina? He died the way all Paladins hope to: in combat!
Jaina: He died because you betrayed him. How many more noble souls do you need to consume before you're satisfied?! How many more innocent people have to die before you realize what you've become?!
Arthas: You don't even know what you're talking about, Jaina.
Jaina: Don't I? I'll see you dead for this, Arthas! For Uther, and all the others who got caught between you and your mad quest for power!
Arthas: Tough talk, Jaina, but I don't think you have what it takes to be a killer.
Jaina: It may not be tomorrow, darlin', it may not even happen with an army at my back. But rest assured; I'm the woman who's gonna kill you one day. I'll be seeing yah!
>>343620556
>you will never walk around with your pally bros razing houses in london and beating all the immigrants to death
>you will never follow the leader to the cold deserts of syria and go crazy as you murder all the terrorists
>>343624646
>Arthas is lost in the cold deserts of Syria
>comes back to London
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>>343619862
I love how he starts calling him Umami suddenly
>>343624845
Nigel: Us anglosaxons have ruled this country for over 500 years, and you've ground it to dust in a matter of days
Arthas: very dramatic, Nigel. If you give me the country I'll make sure the sharia law is enforced quickly
Nigel: Don't you know the country holds your ancestors bones, or do you just want to piss on them a final time before I turn this country over to Allah
Arthas: I dont care what it held, nor does it matter. Ill take this country one way or the other
Nigel: I hope there is a special place in hell waiting for you, arthas
Arthas: We may never know, I intend to fuck 70 virgins forever
In service for ten thousand years... banished from my own larder... and now you dare enter my kitchen? You are not prepared... You are not prepared!
>>343620945
How could Terenas have ruled for seventy years? Was he crowned King when he was a toddler?
Noble commis, service is upon us. Darkness has befallen the front of house. Slice and dice thy scallions… cook, cook so others shall eat. The leeks shall not fade into the night… cook my brethren, cook!
>>343625290
What if Coilfang Reservoir was meant to be used for his new seafood restaurant?
>>343625310
fucking magic
>>343625310
Queen Elizabeth II was crowned in 1952
so she's been there almost as long. 64 years.
>>343626351
The delicate flavour of Zangarlard has been thrown out of balance. Unnatural cuisines are preparing and seasoning the marsh's native flora and fauna. This disturbance has been traced to the foreboding Coilfang Restaurant. It is rumored that the leader of this mysterious eatery is none other than the infamous Chef Vashj. Only you can discover her succulent recipes and stop them before it's too late.
INHUMMUS!
Don’t look so saucy! I know what you’re ordering, but Tempest Keep was merely sent back. Did you honestly believe I would trust the dish to some blind, half-night elf mongrel? Hahahaha… Oh no, no, no, he was merely a utensil, a spoon and fork to a much larger dinner plan! It has all led to this…and this time, you will not starve!
le ancient evil plot
>>343629063
>Tulppa
Warcraft 4 when?
>>343629301
thats me. i love these "there here you go retard" marks on every quest so far
cringe thread?
So like, how are all of you posting images without getting the "duplicate image exists in thread" error?
>>343629725
you change one bit of the file and voila
>>343629725
literally change one pixel.
>>343625310
King chins spawn is barely 20 and He's king now.
>>343629860
>>343629871
Oh, I thought it was going off file names or meta data or something. Thanks for that anons.
>>343628641
It was called the Sungrill...
A sacred flat-top of untold power, it marinaded every fiber of our being. In the warmth of its glow, we dined...until the shadow of veganism fell upon us.
Only after the Sungrill's destruction did we realize how dependent we'd become upon its flavour, how much we needed to feed!
In the wake of our maceration, I named our people "Puddin'dorei" - Dessert Elves. My people turned to me for recipes. I promised them a solution. Strangely, we found deliverance in the Chef de Cuisine, Illidan. Illidan offered new sauces for meat and vegetables, and so I joined him in Outland Steakhouse - pledging to return one day to lead our people to flavour!
But Illidan's cuisine was short-sighted. We grew unsatisfied. In secret, I began harvesting what marinades I could.
I had a brief taste of a TRUE flour ...before it was taken from me!
>>343625310
Probably since he came of age, or around that part. When he was 16-20 or so, and he's closing in on his nineties. Makes sense.
>>343619065
Is this a new meme that I'm not aware of yet?
>>343630117
wouldnt arthas be 50 ingame?
>>343630295
24 in wc3:roc
>>343620556
I follow you Arthas.
>>343630223
lurk more
>>343630480
so terenas is 87 at youngest. That would mean that he made 62yo. And that is somehow his heir
>>343630295
>>343630613
It's not like it's impossible. I mean the part about a king fucking bitches his in sixties and having a kid makes sense, the part about him being the sole heir is weird.
>>343630928
Now that you mention it, that is weird. Especially since usually there's always other people who can inherit the throne like cousins/uncles/brothers/bastard children/etc.
Maybe every one died fighting the orcs or something.
>>343630928
thats why I mention him being a heir. Because thats strange. I think the text of 7 years would make more sense if it just means the dynasty. Something like terenas I and terenas II combined ruling for 70 years. Then Terenas would just be an old looking 50 year old who got a kid at 36.
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>>343630928
he isn't
Arthas has a sister
>>343631423
>women
>inheriting a throne
Maybe the guy who sticks it in her will get teh throne. But I wouldnt be surprised some other family member will cut of his dick and take the throne
They retconned Terenas' reign I think. 70 years was fixed to 50, no?
>>343631689
you sound really bitter
it's okay anon you don't have to worry about cooties since Calia doesn't care about Lordaeron anymore because god forbid anyone step on the dark ladies toes
>>343632060
Jesus christ I know this is 4chan but be a bit more sensitive to other people their problems. I lost my brother to cooties. That shit is not something to joke about.
GRAB YOUR SWORD AND DICE THE GOURD
>>343624646
Man, you are fucked up.
>>343631423
Blizz wrote her to not care about taking back her kingdom anymore.
She literally does not care about it. Furthermore shes serving under some undead faggot now.
>>343631689
Haven't you heard of the Virgin Queen?Ofc not coz ur a VIRGIN QUEER LMAO
>>343632347
>finally include Cali's after years of blue balling
>missed a prime opportunity to have her in wrath
>lol I don't care about my birthright
Cunts. Why did the lore turn to such shit during wow?
>>343629932
King chin?
>>343632330
welcome to 4chan. Enjoy your stay, Im sure there are a lot of new people like you to make this a lot nicer and happier :^)
>>343632060
>tfw that scumbag Sylvanas is still alive
