>Dad walks in
>wha- just because I gave you a spare key in case of emergency doesn't mean you can just barge in without calling first
>Why don't you play a real shin megoomi tensay game like Nocturne or Strange Journey
>>343614227
/thread
>>343613570
I hate when people do this.
In a middle of a game/cutscene and someone barges in and starts talking to you when you've got headphones on and clearly busy
>>343613382
>are ya winnin, son?
>>343614227
Strange Journey is a glorified spinoff and it's shit.
>>343614227
>Nocturne
>real SMT
>playing game
>bunch of really cool shit happens like holy fuck it's like a full two hours of awesome shit like holy shit I wish someone would see this
>cool shit winds down
>main character starts talking about friendship and happiness
>the scene gets all sappy and lovey as pink flowers fall from the sky it's like some kind of goddamn fucking soap opera
>everyone you've ever known walks in and asks what you're playing
>game has gone full on cringe mode
>everyone just stares uncomfortably
>try to save face
>"I...It's actually pretty cool just wait for a second some cool stuff is gonna happen it's like about stopping some evil guy from taking over the universe"
>lovey dovey happy japanese as fuck bullshit goes on for another 20 minutes
>ok anon have fun with your silly vidya games
>everyone leaves
>immediately cool shit starts happening in the game again
Every time. Without fail.
>>343613382
Thank god for the home button. Every company that makes weeb games should follow Inti Creates example.
>>343615183
Implying a fag like you played it.
>>343613382
>DAD RUNS IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-LHzJ-j1tE
>>343615286
Is this bait? Am I being baited?
>>343615863
>dad backdashes in
http://youtu.be/7WhhtWgHhvY
you know which part
>>343615863
I'm dripping balls
>>343613382
everytime i see this game im reminded of what it couldve been
instant it somehow became fucking idol shit.
does it at least have the characters from fe and smt?
>dad backflips in
http://youtu.be/7WMO86QslXM
i'm serious too. No other time in the entire game did he walk in on me playing. Only this cutscene.
You just press the home button on consoles or alt-tab on PC? I never had to expose my power level to my parents when I lived at home.
>>343616012
>no alignments
>no cyberpunk
>linear as fuck
It's some spinoff Atlus decided to call SMT 3 for whatever reason.
>>343616105
Kinda. The characters gain the abilities of Fire Emblem characters or something and the entire gameplay flow is set up like an SMT game, right down to the spell names being the same.
>>343616207
>ps2 or below
>home button
Either you're joking or you're actually too young to have played game systems without such features.
Also:
>parents walk in
>see you're just sitting at the home screen doing fucking nothing
>immediately assume you were doing something you weren't supposed to
>or worse, they ask to see what game you're playing
>>343616243
so no.
man that whomps
>>343613382
>anon why are you playing that censored shit? are a massive cockslut faggot or what?
>>343616417
I too, enjoy the show you're referencing
>>343616417
The word from some of my friends, who's opinions on games I trust, says it's a good game though.
If I had a Wii-U I'd probably get it.
>>343616573
It's a couple costume changes get over it already.
Complaining didn't change it before release so yelling certainly ain't gonna do shit now.
>>343615480
>Skip cutscene
>Watch later on YouTube
CURRENT YEAR
>>343616606
well thats good to know at least. im glad peopel say its fun.
just upset it's not what was implied.
>>343616678
they literally had to re-dub 300 lines
>>343615489
>No light gun-esque accessory for PS4
Only thing holding me back on getting this game, fuck
>>343616678
Fuck off, apologist
>>343616606
It's fucking great, it's like every PS2 MegaTen thrown in a blender. Why the fuck did it have to be about entertainment industry, why?
>>343616809
What the fuck ever man. It's over. Move on to the next scandal to yell about. I'm tired of hearing about it.
>>343613382
>Hey Dad, good of you to visit. Here, let me pour you a drink.
>The game? Yea, it's new, paycheck just came in. She'll be doing that for a bit. It's supposed to be part of the appeal. Nah, it's really nothing like your old favorites. You should probably see the new doom though.
>You mind if I post this to a Javanese Semaphore board? I wanna help them out with the whole "Hobby Having" thing; they're kinda awkward about it.
>Thanks Dad. Let me know if you've got time and we'll grab dinner tonight. Love ya. Say hi to Mom for me; I'll be home for her birthday, so tell her to expect a gift.
Spoilered for normie shit
>>343616740
Yes because I could totally do that when I was a kid with no internet
Also:
>can't skip cutscenes
What now fagot
>>343616678
so you are a fag
>>343616925
I'm not an apologist, I'm just sick of you people yelling about it after the fact.
Talk about the game proper or go yell about another game. Please.
>>343617025
>hey dad good of you to visit here let me get you drunk
Is this a thing people do
>>343617025
I'm laughing at the thought of you wasting your time to type this cringe shit
>He doesn't play inside his own room
>He doesn't lock his door
>He still lives with his parents
>>343617371
Hey man; whatever makes you happy. It's important you find joy in whatever you do.
>>343616991
Then shut the fuck about and stop complaining about people complaining.
Pro tip, my newfag friend: you can hide any posts you dislike!
>>343613382
Damn son, she has some nice titties.
>>343617056
Then die
>>343617446
That's be a lot of posts to hide though.
and hardly anyone's actually talking about the game anyway.
>>343617146
NeoGaf, gamefaqs, Reddit.
Choose one or kill yourself
>>343617376
>people couldn't possibly be talking about experiences they had when they still lived with their parents
Nope. No sir. All stories are current events.
>>343617639
All of those websites are worse though.
>>343617589
Then leave the thread or fuck off to another website, cuck
>>343617717
But I wanted to talk about the game.
Can we talk about the game?
>>343617703
They actually talk about games instead of non-issues so maybe they're not all that bad.
>playing multiplayer game
>in mid-match
>grannie calling for me
>hold on gran
>just pause the game anon
>my fucking face when I can't even with this old bitch
>>343617773
No, you little bitch. In case you haven't noticed, the topic has shifted
>>343613382
>Why are you playing this censored crap son! Go and install the uncesor patch already
>>343616384
Anything Xbox/GC/PS2 era was before parents knew that there were scary games where you kill innocent people. I remember GTAIV came out when I still lived at home and they finally caught onto the Jack Thompson scary games hype machine. Home button worked just fine.
These days, my roommates don't just walk into my room and see all my weebshit, I do have a NERV sticker on my car that won't come off at all, but I just told them it makes fun of Canada or something and they never asked again.
Pretty easy to be a weebshit and not be bothered about it as an adult.
>>343617824
Their formats are worse though.
Signatures fuck up my reading flow.
And reddit is borderline unreadable.
>>343617824
Then why the fuck are you here
>>343617773
Then talk about the game.
>>343617884
>living with people who need your attention right fucking now every time a jar needs opening or they find your hentai stash on their computer
Also
>playing multiplayer shooters or MMORPGs
>>343617773
Unfortunately for you, my leftist chum, the censorship is part of the game. You don't get to decide what can or can't be discussed here. Those other websites are much better for caring to your delicate sensibilities, though.
>>343617910
I don't know about you but my mom wouldn't want me playing "bad" games, depending on what she saw in it. Up until a certain 15-ish age, of course.
When I played San Andreas I had to keep the volume down so she wouldn't hear. I was fine with vice city but SA really amped up the swearing.
>>343618009
Are any of the songs good?
>>343618170
They were localized to include more eagle screeching, so no
>>343618050
My only point is that talking about the censorship now is kind of pointless, isn't it? There's no way it's gonna change or anything at this point.
Like with Bravely Default discussion. Everyone just kind of stopped talking about the censorship and focused on the game.
And I'd like to talk about it please.
Alternatively, let's talk more about how embarrassed we were when our parents walked in at the worst time during a game.
>>343618170
>J-pop
Of course not. The rest of the soundtrack is good though.
>>343618282
>more eagle screeching
do what now
>>343615097
It's mostly because they don't know and they think it's like watching a movie, "oh you can't pause it?"
You should be fine after explaining a couple of times that you probably either can't pause it or you're playing online, which means the whole thing doesn't stop because you're not there.
>>343618350
Hmm, nah. I don't bend over to SJW, so I think I'll make it a point to bitch about censorship whenever I see a #FE thread from now on.
>>343617240
>doesn't offer dad a whisky on unexpected visits
what kind of evil son are you?
>>343616963
I know, right?
>SMT X FIRE EMBLEM
>HOLY SHIT IS THIS THE RPG VERSION OF MARVEL VS CAPCOM? FUCKING HYPE
>MARTH AND COMPANY FIGHTING DEMONS HOLY SHIT
>it's idol bullshit
God fucking dammit.
>>343618475
>mom yells that she needs me to go with her into town or some shit
>tell her I need to find a save point before I can quit
>"No, we're leaving now"
>"but mom--"
>"Now, mister!"
>forced to turn off the game
>lose more than an hour of progress
This happened a lot.
>>343618653
But he'll need to drive home.
>>343618706
Why didn't you just leave the game on and finish when you came back?
>>343618614
Well, have fun with that, I guess.
>>343618778
Parents yelling "muh electric bill"
Shared computer/console
That's what I can think of.
>>343618778
It would "waste too much power"
And she would make me turn it off.
Fuck you captcha I literally cannot mistype the captcha don't try to pull that bullshit on me
>>343618762
The legal limit is 0.08 in all of North America and Europe (except for Ireland, where you get fined for NOT having alcohol in your vehicle when you're driving).
How much of a fucking light weight is your dad? Can he seriously not hold down a single glass before he loses all basic motor skills?
>>343618614
>tfw waiting on torrent for uncensored version
>>343618903
>>343618919
>Shared console
That's fair. Silly, but fair.
>Waste too much power
Parents were retards. A single console wouldn't cost more than a few cents to leave on for the whole day, if it even cost a cent at all.
>>343618825
I will, thanks. Have fun with being parented by nu-males and feminists!
>>343618926
I'm a firm believer that you shouldn't be driving if you've been drinking at all.
I've also been in multiple car accidents in my life (all not caused by me) so that's part of it.
>>343618926
>risking your life and property for a small glass of devil's juice, even if it's a small chance
Just drink at home.
>>343619016
I will!
>>343616216
>Implying SMT: Nocturne wasn't just budget SMT.
>We want this game to be as authentic to the culture in which its adapting.
>No English dubs.
>Unusual localization changes, characters being aged up, costumes being removed or altered, no English subs during battles.
The decisions made during its localization straight up baffle me. I mean, all hype for the title died the instant we got gameplay footage. So why even do damage control like this? It would have been better to have decided to not bring it to the West in the first place. It's sad either way, though because from what I've played so far it feels like a decent title to ride SMT fans over till Apacolypse comes out.
>>343619029
Lack of sleep is a far more dangerous thing to drive with than a single glass of alcohol if it doesn't increase your BAC.
But of course, you've never EVER driven while tired.
>>343619114
It's not a bad game at all, if it had been an original IP I think niche people would have rolled with it, unfortunately it was hyped as OMG FAIRU EMBREMU X SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI, people expected something completely different.
My dad has walked in when I play shit like Idolmaster 2 and various VNs.
I don't really care anymore.
>>343619016
Not me btw:>>343619096
>>343613382
is that the censored costume?
>>343619114
Treehouse has been on some weird tangents lately.
I just hope Nintendo can link poor sales numbers at least partially to shoddy localization and tell them to localize this stuff properly.
I don't care about most of the little stuff like costumes, but shit like in Fire Emblem where they just straight up DIDN'T translate a full conversation baffles me.
it's like, you should be doing your jobs properly or you should be fired. There's hardly any other industry where you could pull that shit, but since vidya is still so young people get away with it. Shit's dumb.
>>343618123
Same anon, and I remember when SA game out and I didn't care about it but a friend was playing it and his mom was fucking pissed.
Sad part is, she didn't know howshit of a game it was, and how that was the most offensive thing about it
>>343619179
I try not to. I know what it does. There were a couple times where it was that, or losing my job so I had to, but yes, i know driving while sleepy is just as dangerous.
alcohol is still bad to drive with too though.
nigga don't try to change my mind on this it's not gonna work.
>>343619257
I was gonna ask if you have any fucking decency, but then I remember which website and particular board I'm on. Oh well.
>>343619448
People talk about it like it's totally worth the risk doing dumb shit before driving. It's already dangerous, I don't need to up the difficulty.
>>343619448
Not trying to change your mind, but you've done far worse than what you're so vehemently against.
>>343619556
It was either that or lose my $14/hr job anon I don't know what you want me to tell you.
I haven't done it in like three years though. I make sure to get plenty of sleep.
So best place to download WiiU games from?
>>343620092
The Eshop
hey son, you playing your dragon quest games again?
>>343620204
lmfao
