MEANWHILE ON CYBERPUNK /V/
Miku is not cyberpunk and there's no reason why CRT screens would be used in any kind of future
I really wish people would just tell me to kill myself instead of making me feel like I have community
>inb4 stop making these gay ass threads
>>343603458
cyberpunk threads are always comfy as shit
you cannot deny this
>>343602992
I GAIN BROUZOUF
AND MY LEGS ARE OKAY
>>343603325
Isn't that a Mac
My cyber arm won't stop bitching at me like my ex-wife
what do
>>343603698
>not jailbreaking/installing custom firmware everything you own
Do you even Hack?
>>343603698
learn to deck you street samurai meathead
>>343603698
Grapple with the problem.
Then prod with the prod.
Oi chummers, I got my hands on a cheap Transys Highlander cyberdeck, couldn't afford a Fairlight Excalibur, sadly
I think I might've been ripped off, though, the plug makes a really weird sound when I jack in and i keep hearing this buzzing in my left ear while I'm in the matrix, gets really annoying on certain IPs
Is 3k nuyen a good price, or did i get played? I made a thread on /g/ about it but all i get is smug onis
>>343603325
>Music software with holographic mascot singer is not cyberpunk
PERSONAL
RESPONSIBILTY
>>343603325
It's used as a light source
for the last time I am not a girl. No I won't let you jack in.
>>343602992
ooga booga rockstop
WARNING. OLD MEN
Any of you guys tried out those hooker bots? Are they safer than regular joygirls? I wanted some opinions before losing my virginity to one of them.
>At this rate Cyberpunk 2077 will be released in 2077
What an ingenious marketing strategy.
>>343602992
>Tfw Robowaifu became sentient, noticed how much of a loser I am and left me
Advanced A.I. was a mistake
How old is Agent Navarre?
Do you think she likes genocide by gentle bonfire light and romantic walks along the corpse pits?
hey guys have you been to citadel station ?
from what i've heard the view is to die for
>>343604502
They'll hook you all right.don't go to that place downtown, you'll be sorry
>>343604195
Might have dungoofed fellow Chummer.
Make sure you didn't get infected with somethin.
>we will never enjoy true full-dive vr porn in our lifetimes
why even fucking live
>>343604502
>safer
Dude I heard some of them have weapons augmented in their hands. Class 5 weapons, actually.
Staying away from that shit
I work at a tech company on the 17th floor. My city has a pretty small downtown, but when i work late it still looks pretty cool out the window. Our decor is something directly out of Mirrors Edge, like the offices in the first game. My company sells and supports software used by most of the major businesses in the world. We claim to be different and special, like because our company started off as mavericks our company pretends that we can and have kept our culture intact despite becoming publicly traded and falling into all the traps of medium to big sized business. And all our customers are the evil powerhouses of the world-- governments and corporations. I've only worked here a few months, my first big boy job, but i can already tell my co-workers lie to themselves, that they are fine sucking on the teet of those in power while pretending to be rebels. They'll recognize soon enough that you can't have a corporate culture. Corporate is the opposite of culture. Corporate sucks your work life balance away, makes you work too hard for little pay, makes you bend over for assholes.
I only need to save up enough tu survive a couple years on so i can start making vidya and make a trillion dollars.
I take it he was agreeable?
...why are we all still here
>>343604605
i'd plug my usb port into her disc drive if you know what i mean
>>343603375
oone of us one of us
>>343603325
>no reasaon anyone would use CRT
People are usuing vinyl all around you. make the connection
Reminder to not fug the toasters anons.
They're company made. With their facial recording software combined with the fact they're fill with transferable nano machines modifications within their tech means your being tracked, logged and marked to a off site server everytime you bang that toaster.
Even if you do find that unofficial bangbot chances are that it's not being recorded by a company but rather the local street gang, ready to collect ever more profits.
>>343605624
If i already did is there any point in stopping now i mean they already have me right might as well bust a nut while i wait for my downfall
>>343605624
can we still bang off-duty mechas at least?
>>343602992
>/V/
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE SONY X-30 IMPLANT IS FOR STREET SAMURAIS RETARDS THAT DON'T KNOW HOW TO DECK
Managed to close a deal with a dragon today.
Things are looking up for this chummer
At least is not madcatz am I right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia3P-_RHVWQ
>>343606107
>dealing with a dragon
>ever
>EVER
you better have gotten some sweet cloaca action out of it at the very least
>>343606189
should i cut off my arm at this point ?
>>343605786
Ask a local trusted net hacker if you have one to start tracking it's server location and go digging through it's company records. You might get lucky and find it's location if the hacker is good enough and you might be lucky enough to able to wipe it's records since they tend to only rarely backup data to strain costs.
The nanomachines usually die within a few months inbetween all the other toxins in the air entering your body. Just get plenty of fresh """""air""""".
>make a futuristic setting
>call it cyber punk
They can't keep getting away with this
>>343606427
To replace it slow wobbly claw machine claw? Sure ting, go on, cut both
>2074
>not pledging your loyalty to SHODAN
>being an insect
>>343604853
Oh Yes!
>>343606427
Only if you don't need emotion to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRceb6cA4yw
>>343603325
>Miku is not cyberpunk
A virtual pop idol with millions of fans definitely fits the theme of cyberpunk, the only step beyond is to give her actual physical form.
>>343606773
>you'll never be panting and sweating running through her corridors.
Not like this.
>>343607120
or if they were to give her an actual A.I
and then that A.I went rouge
>>343606773
but i like my squishy bits
>>343607236
And hide on the internets.
>>343606427
Your legs will be first, arms are behind still, but at this point unless you lose your leg from all the way at the hip down, you haven't really lost anything.
Still not a direct improvement though, so don't go chopping limbs off just yet.
>>343606257
more
>>343603685
>people with actual technical knowledge
>using Apple products
Immersion instantly broken
reminder
http://www.strawpoll.me/4281208
>>343607825
>1,100 people have objectively shit taste.
>>343607771
to be fair the mac pros had a certain aesthetic to them
>>343607771
You're implying that Miku has technical knowledge.
>>343607974
yeah, definitely cyberpunk.
I wanna lick miku's armpits!
>mfw confronting my wagecuck existence
the company has probably filled me with compliance nanobots at this point, don't make my mistake lads
>>343608987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP-2PwmX7rA
This track combined with that gif is maximum cyberpunk comfy.
>>343602992
remember when Nintendo finally stopped making hardware, just like Sega? it must have been like 40 years ago
>>343608987
that pepe ruined that gif for me
>>343608987
There is literally nothing wrong with compliance nanobots!
Why the fuck do people even keep their info online anymore?
Literally everything gets hacked on a regular basis nowadays
I dunno guys, living the rest of my life in a BTL chip doesn't sound so bad
what's a good laptop that has the cyberpunk aesthetic
>>343602992
>old fucking mac
Why do so many cyberpunk artists draw that computer?
>Be Native American
>People assume I'm a Mage
Fuck off, dude. I can only do this weird ass thing with the matrix and CHUG SOME BUD
Huh. I didnt know you could mod your entire body now into japanese idols.
>>343602992
>Go to FUCKING E-STOP to buy Call of Duty Modern Warfare of Future's Past 7
>Take my robo waifu so I don't look like some loner faggot
>Walk up to tranpancansexual cashier to buy my games
>"Would you like to subscribe to FUCKING E-STOP's Magazine?"
>"No"
>"Kay that'll be $500"
>Reach into pocket to pull out wallet
>Accidentally pull out oil flask, meant to be my robo-waifu's lunch, and spill it on the floor
>Robo-waifu gets on all fours and laps up the oil
>All of the robots in the store look at me like some sort of robo-slave owner who treats robots like pets
>FUCKING E-STOP
>that fear when technology is destroying religion, traditional values, and humanity in general
I fear a technological future
>>343609406
It's iconic, colorful and most importantly, easy to draw.
>>343607771
Except you dont have the slightest clue who and why uses CRTs right now.
>>343609406
retro-futuristic nineties aesthetic is totally cyberpunk.
>>343609520
to be fair you are keeping her as a slave
>Squeenix just announced another FFXIII remaster
Are these fucking chummers even trying anymore?
>>343604502
do you even have enough credits to fuck a robo-joygirl? Just use that money to build yourself a high-tier deck
>>343609596
>destroying religion
How?
>traditional values
Society did that, not technology.
>humanity in general
How?
>>343609596
take it to >>>pol/
h0w many of y0u phreex and jamsterz are gettin headscrambled 0n s0me schway azz neur0-n0dez t0nite? remember t0 leave y0ur ++tag++ s0 we can metalink and get n0ided w/ y0u
peace and happy hackin,
++meTatex++
>mfw there are people out there that refuse to get augmented
>>343603698
slap that cyber arm right on that cyber arm's ass
>>343610162
>not being a pure meatsack
enjoy your fucking nanos
>>343609596
Well I look forward to the degenerate dystopian cyberpunk future.
so i just met this girl and we've been getting along well for while but i found out that she's an android and after the recent war my country's put a strict ban on all androids they're all required to be liquidated
what should i do i think i actually have feelings for her
>>343610538
Fuck her. Then turn her in. Then keep her robo pussy as a souvenoir.
>>343610367
and i for one welcome our cybernetic overlords
>my avatar when I accidentally mindshare my porn to all my friends on GoogleNet
This is bunk
>>343609738
At least I can read. Or did you think that Apple was the exclusive manufacturer of CRT monitors?
>>343602992
I just downloaded the software for a household android.
Got it used from some guy for a good price. How do I install the boot software there's no spot to insert an SD card
If you buy gamedex from Takashi Co. you don't belong on this neoBBS, fraggot.
>>343602992
>2077
>still using an iMac
ISHYGDDT
>>343610982
Oh there's a spot. Don't you worry.
A BOMB
>>343610003
>>343611675
>>343602992
What the fuck is she leaning on? Her back is just floating. Why are her legs not actually touching anything?
>>343611864
She has a strong core.
>>343611469
I don't think I can use that spot anymore...
>>343611864
>he doesn't practice balancing on his ass
>>343602992
>perspective duurrrr
>>343603325
CRT minotors are very cyberpunk. Cyberpunk isn't just 'futuristic', it's science fiction based on 90s punk aesthetic and tech, similar to how retrofuturism utilises the 40s and 50s.
>>343605624
Have you FELT what they're doing down there with the latest bots?
It's fucking worth it. No rotting old fleshbag can compare.
>tfw decker for a shadowrunning team
>tfw it's the easiest thing to do ever
>tfw easy nuyen
why aren't you running the shadows anons ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ
I was already listening to this when I came across this thread so I figured I'd share.
>>343605624
>don't fug the toasters
But look at this sexy bitch I can't resist
>>343610301
Yeah I'm sure you'll be real fucking proud of all that flesh and bone when I crush it in my hand, fucker.
>>343610301
SPOTTED THE INSECT
>>343610538
Download her AI until things blow over or you can move out of the country, then jack her a new body
>>343610301
l-l-l-look at you hacker
>tfw your gf ditches you for an android
JUST BECAUSE THEIR COCKS ARE LITERALLY BUILT FOR SEX
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>343610162
>Not awakened master race
When you can shoot lightning out your hands and tell elementals what to do you learn the value of essence.
>>343613960
>ever having a meatbag gf in the first place
how machine are you ?
>>343614473
Just the ass
>>343605070
Giving Navarre the ol' wrong slot is a guaranteed way to get fried, simp.
>>343605070
You are not prepared for ze nait opareishon
My NuSTeam account was hacked AGAIN.
Fifth time this week.
>>343613960
>gf
MEATBAGS GET OUT
01110010011001010110010101100101
>>343614873
Enable double rectal authentication
Looks like the local store is shooting up another store across the street again. Where do they keep hiring all these guys with trench-coats and sunglasses? Why do they even need sunglasses? Its fucking dark and wet down here.
QUICK! RECOMMEND ME A CYBERPUNK GAME!
>>343614896
Fuck you tin can. Race war soon.
>>343615147
Paradise Cracked
>work at UNATCO
>meet this really douchebaggy cyborg
>has really stupid german accent
>always drinks all the orange drink from the fridge
>then he fucking buys the rest from the vending machine
>find out he hates lemon lime drinks
>get this idea
>reprogram the machine to dispense lemon lime flavour only
>mfw
>>343615101
their vision is augmented and sunglasses are cool
>>343615147
shadowrun dragonfall, system shock 1 & 2, deus ex
>>343610654
>welcoming them
>not becoming them
now is the time
>>343615752
no apex i'm don't want to be part of your hive mind
>>343615147
What the fuck is cyberpunk? Have you been taking some bad stimulants chummer?
>>343616408
it's a gang
>>343606257
Please tell me that this is porn
>>343615945
join us, after all we can understand it clearly.
>>343615202
and who do you think will win that ?
the ones that decided to keep all the useless meat inside them
or the cyborgs that don't need sleep or food and can life cars with one hand
>>343602992
jfc her legs are so long
>>343602992
BRB chummers, I need to go on a milk run, also for some chicken tendies.
>>343604605
would you fug anna navarre ?
>>343610982
Maybe you need to blow into the cart slot.
>>343611675
>She jerks you off with pure ease
>You blow your load all over her cold robot hand
>She asks you if you're ready for more.
We'll never have this.
>>343618526
we will just give it a few years
>>343603325
Actually, because LCD panels have a lifetime and can break easier and also cant be fixed, where as CRTs will outlive you and can be fixed very easily, also they can't be bricked by other electronics.
>>343602992
so real talk
what jobs would even be available in a cyberpunk future?
I imagine most lower class menial jobs will go to robots or be automated by then.
will everyone have to live off goverment $$ in some shitty slums or something?
https://cryptodog.github.io/cryptodog/
>>343620421
Hacker goes without saying, Security Guard will more than likely become more important in the future, Enhanced soldier, and that's all i can think of at the moment.
>>343620421
coding will probably be considered menial labour of the future
>>343620614
wat ?
>>343608987
>>343609096
Or you could listen to the actual album the gif rips off
>>343620817
HTTPS://CRYPTODOG.GITHUB.IO/CRYPTODOG/!!!!
>>343620421
>what jobs would even be available in a cyberpunk future?
If we're still asking this at that point in the future, the rich few will already be actively but indirectly exterminating the majority of the population, which they will consider superfluous and wasteful of the dwindling supply of natural resources. We would be wise to ensure that the future has no ruling class and that wage labor is a relic of the past; that might be the most important message of cyberpunk.
>>343620421
Bartenders
Smart house repair men
Linux teachers
Sys admins
Gardners
>>343620421
Shadowrunning.
>>343621378
I mean would they be wrong in doing that? If most things can be made using robots but we still have limited resources then wouldn't it make sense to cull the population to a relatively high degree to stop overpopulation. At least until we can start colonizing planets.
>>343622243
Because that technological development that you seem to assume is inevitable cannot occur in a society built around a stagnant, decadent ruling class that eliminates anything that does not serve its own short-term interests.
Capitalism had a historical purpose - to kickstart the industrialization of society. In living on beyond that purpose, it has burned through the bulk of our safely-available natural resources to wastefully provide endless quantities of luxury goods to a pampered few. We might have had the material, knowledge, and will necessary to build an interplanetary civilization, but that will require a social organization that self-actualizes and employs its people in long-term goals, not one that skims the cream from the top for its merchant-kings while throwing everything else away. You assume that there must be a future, but that's just it - our current society has no future.
W̷̡̺͇̖̟̣͞a̳̭̜̮̟͉̞̟͉̭̥̝͕͔͘͟ͅ.̴͙̫̞̫͓͈̻̭͉̖͘͟͠K͈̮͙̠̪͚̤̤̀͜È̵̡̬̠͕̯̤̙̟̗̞͖̫̳͙͜͝ͅ ̨̬̜̳̯͇̘͕̝̩͚̺̱̻̗̗̰͘̕͢Ų͢͏҉̲̪̗͍̗̖̱̹͕̮͈͔̠̠̼̖.̧҉̷̗̗̙̟͍̰̬̱̺͍̮͟.̷̷͟҉̶̠̫̮͙͈̜̦̤̺̖͓̝̼̞͖;̴̨̜̟̲̳̳p̶̣͎̪̝̦͚̠͍̦̗͓͙͟
>50 days left until new dude sex
>you will have new hub areas to explore
>new vents to crawl
>new emails to read
>new thises to never ask
feels good, oldmen
>>343604229
>Something that exists in our world atm is related to a dystopian cybernetic future aesthetic
>>343605567
Vinyl is used because the sound quality is considered to be higher than disc.
CRT is literally trash on every level.
>>343623215
didn't you know cyberpunk is now
h̡͞͏҉̣̠̠̯̤͚̦̖̖̘̜̹͎̤Ę̵̷̶̘̜͎̥̝͇̭̹͈͓̻̟̙͓͚̲̦͠.̕҉̤͎̦̩̳̩.̶͚͖̖͕̮͓͇̪͈͕̕ ̢͘͏̧҉̭̤͈̞̤̝̹̜̺̹̪̫̱̜͓̝̰̬K̘͈͕̰̙̫̦̻͚̪̬͖̺͉̙̦͔͢͠ń͚̯̱̤͕͘͠͠-̵̹̣̫̭̮͙̳̗̀͜-̢͓͙̗̜̞̝͇̠̼̳̟̺͖͍̭͟͞
̸̠͍̹̰̦̝̝̞̞̱̹͉͕̕͞͞ͅ
̵̩̦̘̮̻̖̟͇̣̼̮͚̬͍͢͜O̴̠̮̟̩̳̟̱͙̲͟͟͞ͅẈ̵̤̦̳̭̮͇͍̻̼̟̭̜͎̗͡͝͡.҉̶̻̬̖̹̗̗̬̮̱̝̱̩̝͙,̸̪̭͓͎̳͇͎͈͉́s̡̜̮̞̜̰̖ ̵̵̴͙̜͕̲̤̤͇͉͔̯͙a҉̖̺͖͍̯͎͎͕̘͇̻͍̤̩̰ͅB̡͈̱͔̜̪̪̱̰̠̦͙͡o҉̪̪̻̠̗̝̳̟̮́͢U̡͜҉̢̨͔̳͉̪͚̺͚̤̫̫̗̠̱̘̜͇;̧͇͍̰̙̯̗̩͕̙̮͜;̶̡̛̕҉̗͙̤̱̭
̸͖̝̙͈̞̫̯͓̀
̴̷̢̢҉͎̗̭t̶̸̼̮͕̫̤̝̣̳̬̪͕̰͎͟͝͠Y͜͏̨̡̳̝͓͎̲̬͖̦̻͓͕̦͎̙͓̦͍͖̼
̢̬̝̦̜͈͉̗̀
̷͇̪͙̰̪͖̣͔̩̘̻̲̭͘͘͠ò͕̬̦̳̗.̢̯̤̩̺͔̯̺͚̩͔̞̟̪̠̀͞.̶̳̣̪̼̥̺̙̬͉͜͞͞͡.̴̶̠͔̘̗͕̘̱̙̬̬͇͎͞u̧̳̤͖̣͉͉̖͘ͅ
>>343623287
yeah mang im expert ;^)
>>343623201
Ah and also I let that helicopter bitch die so there's no that flygirl either
>>343602992
are all these cyberpunk threads lately just to help grow the already present interest in cyberpunk aesthetic with the goal of increasing hype for imminent news on cyberpunk 2077?i wouldn't even be mad
>>343623469
for (you)
>>343621167
But that's complete and total shit, though.
JAMMIT Why is everyone here dressed like a facsict!
>>343623482
A bit early to start shilling CP77, we still have at least a year before CDPR begin to even talk about it.
>>343620421
well I guess as a Software Developer I would either work to improve network security at some megacorp or possibly maintain/update robots all day long. alternatively I could always become a hacker and run the shadows or rather help behind the scenes.
>>343623784
>A bit early
is it, though?
>>343621217
>mom
>dad
>>343608987
>compliance nanobots
sararycuck
>>343609596
>destroying religion
>not augmenting
religion will evolve or perish with the times, same as any other meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VePRByRNIAc
>>343610162
>wasting your essence on proprietary tech that is already obsolete at launch
streetsams, when will they learn?
>>343620421
Before or after the singularity?
>>343623314
inb4 follow the white rabbit
