Let's make jokes based off a vidya series of your choosing.
Here's mine, can apply to most of adult games with hookers.
Why do hookers hang out in the streets?
Because they're waiting to be hooked by your dick!
>>343600150
That's a good one op here's another one.
Q. What happened to the guy's dick after he fucked a dirty hooker?
A. It was destroyed
>>343600150
Q: What do you get when you cross Uncharted with good gameplay?
A:We'll tell you as soon as it happens.
>>343600650
Q. What happened to the sonybrony that stumbled onto /v/?
A. He was destroyed!
>>343600970
Q; Did you hear about the kid who bought the Ps4 at launch, expecting tons of games?
A: I'm sure you can guess what happened
>>343601146
Did he try to craft bloodborne at a crafting bench?
What a noob!
Jesus Christ, those aren't even jokes what the fuck
>>343601346
Q. What happened to Anon's sense of humor?
A. It was destroyed!
>>343601346
((Things being destroyed, and people being noobs, are inherently hilarious. The Q&A format adds nothing, but doesn't remove anything either. Just picture some noob getting destroyed, and laugh at that noob for getting destroyed))
Did you hear about the OP who sucked a dragon's cock?
He burnt to a crisp!
Did you hear about the big guy that wanted to take a flight?
It was destroyed!
>>343601556
Really? That sucks AND blows.
>>343600150
>they aren't even jokes
>THEY AREN'T EVEN JOKES
>THEY AREN'T EVEN JOKES
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say prior to the hunger strike?Gotta go fast!
>>343601675
>joke actually having a punchline
clearly you don't understand this thread
>>343601667
Q. What happened to the anon with a poor sense of humor?
A. He was confused!
>>343601716
What happened to the author of minecraft jokes?He lost his job
>>343601716
Did you hear about the player who tried to understand minecraft humor?
What a noob!
Did you hear about the ape that lacked a sense of style?
He_______________________
>>343601906
Remember anon the faggot?
Fucking KEK
Still waiting for a brave anon to buy this and post pics.
>>343602008
I laughed, but you are a bad person, because your joke played with my expectations and had an actual punchline.
Jokes shouldn't do that.
Jokes should be about people being destroyed.
>>343602062
You're trying a bit hard, but it's a good first attempt!
"Remember anon?"
"KEK"
There, I improved your joke for you!
I was over at a friend's house today, playing video games.
I asked him if I could play Street Fighter next, and he said
>SUREYOUCAN
>>343602063
niggers
>>343602063
Dude can I interactively flip the table of the money changers?
That would be amazing if I could
>>343602209
Q. What happened to the person who went to Baltimore?
A. Niggers!
>>343601667
>Remember when kids had a refined sense of humor?
>They never have and will buy whatever shit is related to what they like.
>>343602174
I wish I could improve you by removing your huge guts
>>343602208
Q. Did you hear about the anon that wanted to play Street Fighter?
A. He picked Ryu!
>>343601819
It hurt itself in its confusion!
>>343602304
Hang on.
Are you actually hurt feelings and frustrated?
You shouldn't do that.
But if you're just pretending to be hurt feelings and frustrated, Ok!
I think it's funny that your feelings are destroyed!
>>343602293
Your sense of humor is just unnecessarily strict.
Jokes play with and subvert your expectations.
So if you're expecting a joke
and there is no joke
your expectations were subverted
and as a result it's funny!
>>343602343
Q: Did you hear about the noob who played Street Fighter, and picked Vega?
A: He was destroyed!
>>343602465
The only time OP is a faggot and no one calls it!
>>343602441
That's more of a meme than a joke tho.
You should combine the two!
Q. Why did the Zubat go into the Echo chamber?
A. It hurt itself in its confusion!
>>343602473
That's a good joke!
>>343602536
... I don't get it, can you explain your joke to me? :/
>>343602539
That joke needed a why not a random declarative I don't think you understand
Does anyone else feel like this thread is playing out like pic related?
>>343602664
No, because I was like Shakespere!
I played with your expectations on how to use the English language!
It was art!
What did Brad Armstrong do when challenged to a gun fight?Nothing, he wasn't armed
>>343602757
No, we are pretty clearly on only 1 level of irony. The same level of irony that is in all jokes - i.e. that they subvert your expectations in an amusing manner.
>>343602813
Your joke sucks, let me make a better one
Q. What did Brad Armstrong do when challenged to a gun fight?
A. He shot his opponent!
>>343600150
This can't be real.
Did you hear about the worried man who burst into a hospital?
I'm sure you can guess what happened!
>>343602465
You are basically lobbying that jokes that aren't funny are funny because people expect jokes to be funny.
That's comparable to having sex with a doll filled with razors & salt and enjoying it because you thought it would be pleasurable but it was painful, subverting your original idea of what sex with a sex doll should be like.
>>343602993
Probably, and so is this
>>343603052
sensible chuckle
>>343602993
Q. What did the player say after he died in minecraft?
A. This can't be real!
>>343603052
L
_M
__F
___A
____O
fuckin
15/10
joke
bro
Great
JOKE
right
there
(chorus: hmm)
right
THERE
Children with autism have a hard time understanding jokes, so they made ones that they can understand
>>343603052
no, I cant
>>343603119
Q. What happened to the anon who had sex with a doll filled with razors and salt?
A. His dick got hooked!
Did you hear about the man who had to randomly choose either the integer 0 or 1 and that the Earth would immediately end if 1 was chosen?
I'm sure you can guess what happened next!
>>343603201
Q. How did the child with autism make a joke book?
A. He didn't!
10 people are sitting in a room
they both start fucking
>>343603182
Q. What did the minecraft player say after he died in the Sword Art Online mod?
A. He didn't say anything, he was dead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhz49OjLZK4
I'd like to see them use the book from the OP next.
>>343603274
lol!
Did you hear about the Iliad sequence that got cut from God of War?
It was de-troyed.
Q. How did the omnipotent autistic child find fulfillment in life?
A. He fucking killed himself!
>>343600150
Did you hear what happened when Soldier 76 shared his veggies with Tracer? He gave him his peas and she gave him herpes.
>>343603376
Only 6% of Brits know about the vicious and disgusting rape of oilseed?
Stop the fucking pressed, I'm taking donations on my Patreon now, I will spread the word, be tight my fellow women.
>>343603376
Rather than making headline of bacon, wouldn't eggs be better one?
The butter and milk are pretty crazy too.
>>343603119
>>343603269
Now I will admit it is funny from a 2nd person perspective, when you get to see the person react negatively or make a joke about the circumstances that happened, but when you are the one directly experiencing the circumstance of a bad joke, then it sucks.
>>343603606
>>343603590
you guys completely missed the joke!
>>343603381
ROFL!
You're good at these!
>>343603448
A bit high brow for my tastes. Some of the more sophisticated people might like it tho.
It has a bit too much word play and not enough actual joke.
>>343603473
That's just mean spirited.
But funny!
>>343603489
LOL! IT's funny on 3 different levels!
1 because he got destroyed
2 because it was a pun
3 because it referenced the prostitutes at the top of the thread so it's meta!
>>343603635
Learn to laugh bro!
>>343603658
Q. Why did the anon laugh at the joke?
A. He didn't!
>>343603658
But it's funny when noobs miss jokes!
It's like their sense of humor is too noob too joke properly,
and any humor they could potentiall have had is destroyed!
It's like them griefing themselves by being bad at laughter!
>>343603658
Joke? There is no joke when rape i involved.
I'll have you know that oilseed doesn't deserved to be raped, and if you think it does then you're part of the disgusting patriarchy perpetuating the misogyny against oilseed.
What happened to the cuck that couldn't?
He just watched later on DVR.
>>343603376
HAHAHA GET IT BECAUSE MUSLIMS CAN'T EAT PORK OR PIG PRODUCTS SO FUNNY. UNITED KINGDOM? MORE LIKE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
>>343603941
>Joke? There is no joke when rape i involved.
I disagree.
Q. What's the funniest part about rape?
A. Not using a condom!
Q. Did you hear about the woman who consented to sex?
A. Neither did I!
Q. What's the difference between a rape and a bicycle?
A. You can't move a bicycle up and down stairs easily!
>>343604048
more like united arab emigrapes, you mean
Q. Did you hear what happened to the person who went to fight Sol Badguy?
A. He was DESTROYED
>>343604048
LOL!
Q. What happened to the nation that gave women the vote, allowed a private central bank to control its currency, and imported millions of people from a different and hostile culture?
A. It was destroyed!
>>343604118
Really good! I like this one!
Whats the difference between a white guy and a nigger?
Niggers are
>>343603635
>>343603818
No I thought this was funny. That and the fact that people actually bought this book, but if I was the one who bought this, then I would be pissed.
That's why I made fun of the people who bought it.
>>343602293
I thought it was funny that they got this shit stain of a joke book.
Do you remember that op that wasn't a faggot?neither do i
Q. What happened to the man who went back in time and killed his grandfather before he had any children?
A.____________________________________
Did you hear what happened to Bomberman after he trapped himself in a corner with a bomb?Press F to pay respects.
Q. Did you hear about that currently airing anime that's also getting a musou game that is based on a manga always on hiatus?
A. It's Berserk!
>>343600342
i laughed hehe xd
>>343604262
LOL I get it!
Because you expect the sentence to continue after the word "are" and it doesn't, so it TOTALLY TROLLS YOU! !! Mid-sentence trolling!!!! The reader got DESTROYED, because they were """cucked""" oout of a joke ! =D
>>343604285
Good joke but I've already heard that one sorry
>>343604312
Oh nice! That's a modern take on the old classic!
>>343604002
>Never heard of walking like a penguin
I really hope that's fake.
>>343603376
>tfw you clicked this picture because you thought the eggs looked like a nice ass
>>343604303
Your joke falls a bit flat, let me improve it
Q. What happened to the man who went back in time and killed his grandfather before he had any children?
A.He had to do it all over again!
>>343604352
Really funny! Great punchline too!
>>343604360
thx
>>343604451
I'm sorry but I don't understand your joke.
There aren't any penguins in minecraft :/
>>343604460
Ass is for niggers.
This isn't a joke, it's a deadly serious problem.
>>343604447
this is some serious shitposting
>>343604303
One of two things
Either a paradox is formed or a new time line is formed
Q. Did you hear about the successful kickstarter for a Megaman spiritual successor spearheaded by Keiji Inafune?
A. It was destroyed!
>>343604604
It's called JOKES you noob!
Q. Why did the anon call the jokes shitposting?
A. Who knows!
>>343603941
Raping seeds is legal I don't see the problem
>>343604637
L
_M
__F
___A
____O
that is a
15/10
joke
right
there
hmm
RIGHT
THERE
thanks I appreciate it a lot
>>343604682
Q. Why did the seed get raped?
A. It tried to make a diamond sword with two sticks!
Q. What's the difference between the 15 year old girl who lives next door, and my washing machine?
A. The washing machine doesn't get whiny and ask if we're going out when I cum inside it!
>>343600150
>Did you Meat? He had
Every time. Comedy gold.
>>343604586
>Ass is for niggers
>>343600150
>Did you hear a skeleton?
>he respawned
2spooky for a joke book spoiler that shit.
>>343604904
Must be one of those postmodern jokes that uses irony and makes statements on the nature of jokes and humor.
I'm sure it's great I just don't understand it yet.
>>343604586
>Ass is for niggers.
Irishman detected.
>>343604637
this joke was actually better than nothing
>>343605019
its called meta commentary
I... is this the birth of an epic new meme?I liked it
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Mobs randomly move to a grass block within 16 tiles, and there was a grass block on the other side of the road that the randomness selected for a chicken to walk to!
Q. How many creepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.BOOM
Q. Did you hear about the man who asked to be in an open relationship?
A. His wife took his Wii U!
Q. Why was the blind man's lawsuit turned down?
A. He could see it.
>>343605207
...
no, jokes have existed for a really long time.
have you just not heard of them? :/
>>343605293
L O L ! But not many people would get the joke it's a bit of an in-joke for us epic 4chan funsters
>>343605331
LOL that's a good joke as well!
>>343605352
>Did you meat?
He was
That's a bit racist :/
>>343605352
There may as well be no text after each question mark.
This is too much for me.
I'm losing my mind here.
>>343605420
>>343605352
I mean what about vegetarians
your joke is in poor taste :\
>>343605448
But then how would you know when the joke stopped? You might think the entire page was one big joke.
It's very experimental but I don't think it'd end up as hilarious as a lot of little jokes.
e.g.
Q. Why?
A. LOL!
Q. What did?
A. Nope.
Q. How?
A. Destroyed!
Q. Noob?
A. LOL
>>343605550
Q. Where did anon put his mind?
A. He didn't put it anywhere, it stayed inside his skull!
an arab walks into a restaurant
ALLAHU AKBAR
I CAN'T FUCKING TELL WHAT IS AND ISN'T IRONIC MEME BULLSHIT ANYMORE
FUCK YOU /v/ YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>343603376
>oilseed rape
Q: What happened to the guy who took a bus on the way home?
A:He sat down on his couch and watched T.V!
Q. Did you hear about the man who made a game for Steam?A. That's very rude, i'll have you know she identifies as a woman.
>>343605550
I usually encounter this autism in a subjective argument and the irony goes on for two more exchanges and its done. I don't see the raging boner for shitposting for 100+ posts like I am and I'm uncomfortable.
A: Destroyed!
>>343605686
LOL!
But it should be
"an arab walks into a restaurant"
"it was an ALLAHU AK BAR!"
>>343605709
>I CAN'T FUCKING TELL WHAT IS AND ISN'T IRONIC MEME BULLSHIT ANYMORE
I am sorry you feel this way.
Think of it this way: your sense of humor needs to be destroyed, so it can respawn!
>>343605748
God that's good. Did you write the book? Are you the original author?
>>343605793
._. pls don't insert your politics into jokes
Q. Did you heard about the guy who browsed 4chan?
A. 卐 aids autism, cancer cringe cuck cunt, ebola fag faggot, gook hitler holocaust jew Kill Yourself, kike loli mudslime nazi nigga nigger, spic rape RESET tranny, White Power.
>>343605797
I'll have you know that these jokes are fucking top tier, you just have to learn why they are funny.
It's like crafting an upgraded humor system at a crafting bench
For example:
>Q. Why?
>A. LOL!
>Q. What did?
>A. Nope.
>Q. How?
>A. Destroyed!
>Q. Noob?
>A. LOL
I have laughed at these jokes 3 times now, and can easily manage a 4th or 5th. They are just so pure humor, take a joke to its most concentrated form
Let go of your old pre-conceived notions of what is "joke" or not joke, what is "irony" and not irony, what is "funny" or "autism" or not funny or not autism
and LAUGH
at the FUNNY JOKES.
Q. What's worse than a nigger?
A. Sixty Niggers!
>>343605715
>>343606056
LOL!
i see you posted my meme :)
Q. What else happened to the guy who browsed 4chan?
A. Yes!
>>343606138
>tfw anon has ascended
Why are the crabs in dark souls 3 always so tired? Because they sleep in snatches.
>>343602063
I'm not downloading every page off the google preview but this should give you an idea of how bad it is.
>>343606142
Your joke falls a bit flat.
Q. What's worse than a nigger?
A. The moon!
>>343606170
LOL! I love bane.
>>343602993
You guys really don't know and aren't self-aware. There are hundreds of picture books, childrens book, teenagers novels, fuckin' GAME GUIDES and MOD GUIDES and whatnot...
of Minecraft. Getting translated in every languages possible on top of that.
I fucking hate all of you retards and 4chan and /v/ especially because this horrifying place has taken all of the joy out of my life. My friends don't want to be around me and think I'm some sort of conservative neo-nazi because /pol/ and GG have gotten to me and I'm not some doe-eyed left-wing retard any more. I don't like playing video games, because I've been convinced that they're all terrible. The only thing I like to do is argue with retards on 4chan for (You)s and the occasional reply that says "it's okay man, i agree with you, keep fighting the good fight". I hate shitposters, I hate being Anonymous, I hate the culture here, I hate most of the people here, so stupid that their lives revolve around a video game board of all things, I hate all the shills and viral marketers, I hate that nobody has good taste AT ALL, I hate everything and everyone because this site has turned me into a cold, callous, cynical shitbag who can never go back to the idealist he once was.
But more than anything I hate myself for not leaving and going and telling my family that I love them and sitting down and playing some fucking video games with my friends like I've wanted to do every single day for the last four years. Fuck you, /v/. Fuck you and everything you stand for. You ruined my life, you fucking piece of shit.:^)
>>343606330
I thought this was a funny joke like "snatches" = "small cramped spaces" and it was funny because small cramped spaces are unrelated to sleep
But then I realised you meant
"snatches"
as
"short period of time"
and your joke lost all its humor because sleeping for short periods of time WOULD make a person tired.
:/
How about
Q. Why are the crabs in dark souls 3 always so tired?
A. Because their legs are short!
>>343606520
it's okay man, i agree with you, keep fighting the good fight
Q: Q
A: Q
>>343606450
Q. How long did it take the anon to become self-aware?
A. I'm sure you can guess what happened!A. LOL!(You won't get this joke if you aren't self-aware, sorry. it's a joke about how you aren't self-aware)
>>343606717
is this loss
>>343606796
No, this is GAIN. You've been given a joke!
>>343606717
I see. Your joke is very intellectually stimulating and has expanded my mind a great deal.
But what about
Q: A
A: N
and
?: A
A: Q
or
Y: Q
Y: A
or
5: 1
2: Q
(okay that last one wasn't a joke at all)
>>343606894
Q: 2Q OR !2Q
A: THAT IS THE Q
>>343606894
>?: A
>A: Q
This one made me laugh out aloud loudly in real life!
> that last one wasn't a joke at all
You can make it a joke tho!
4:1
2:Q
LOL
>>343606959
I non-ironically laughed.
The internet was a mistake. It was never meant to be in the hands of the common man.
>>343607104
Q. How did the noob react to getting on the internet?
A. He didn't get any jokes!
!A -> B
B && A -> C
C -> !D
B
D?
I feel that if a neural network was trained to write joke books, this thread would be the result.
>>343607205
>B && A -> C
Hol up what's order of operations?
(B && A) -> C and it's not a joke at all
But B && (A -> C) and it's kind of deep, but I like it
>>343607261how can you be sure it isn't
>>343607205
DeMorgans law it and then SQUAT REAL FAST and pull your cock back.
>>343607261
>someone mentions the thing i had to take a final exam on
this shit is actually lay knowledge?
>>343607456
Because IT WAS DESTROYED!
>>343607568
... It looks like you have no idea how humor works and just tried to be random.
I'm sorry but that's not humor.
You failed.
Watch this:
Q. Why did the Neural Network?
A. Noob!
>>343607750
Neural networks are pop science now, my _________ man
>>343607336
Order of operations doesn't apply to predicate calculus because of (((parenthesis))). Fucking computer scientists had to come up with the non-semantic notation that was fucking CLEARLY THERE to actually do work.
>>343607750
m8 you're on 4chan
nothing here is "lay knowledge"
we are the foundation of knowledge
We are the creeper of knowledge
the world is the destroyed.
>>343607750
Pretty much yeah. If you want to see some real cool shit, this cool dreamcast game has a level up system powered by some sort of neural net. As you train it to organize the colors you get better stat increases, or something.
>>343607876
Well yes but if you just take it as face value it's just stating an obvious fact, not a joke.
That'd be like saying
Q. Q
A. A
And I can get pretty meta, but not meta enough to be amused by a joke, when there isn't actually any joke.
Just stick to the classics like
Q. Sword
A. Haha
and
Q. LOL
A. Skeleton
>>343607976
that's next level shit. you should also watch an AI beat some South Korean at Go.
>>343608374
>An AI beats another AI
boring, warn me when AIs can beat Humans
>>343608664
but thats what he did!
>>343608863
LOL! Good joke
I bet you think niggers and women are human too
>>343608972
well I bet you would love to know that I don't and that you and I are quite alike
>>343609058
I'm glad to have found a friend on 4chan =)
Do u have any jokes?
Here is my favourite joke from this thread
Q. Why?
A. LOL!
(source is >>343605560 )
>>343609209
Did I say we were alike? Well thats a lie.
>>343609413
That is a very long joke. I got it tho.
>>343609525
Oh you've got it? You understand? I don't think you get it you fucking faggot. Heres another.
>>343600150
Ok Heres a joke:
How many Nintendo Nx are there in the world?
Only one, the prototype
>>343609987
LOL!
>>343609935
Lol nice. He got DESTROYED.
How many Comcept employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter, its better than nothing
>>343606332
I've never got if the apple was just a red herring or if it actually had some kind of powers.
>>343606959
deep
>>343600150
Q: What happened to the slayer who fought the windshredder?
A: He was shredded to pieces!
>>343610527
Q. Why couldn't the minecraft player go below the bedrock?
A. It was too deep!
>>343610637
we need to go deeper
Q. Did you hear the funniest meme ever?
A. It was memetastic!
>>343610768
>wanna hear something cool
>because it was coolWHERES THE JOKE
>>343609413
>>343603172
I don't understand who this book is aimed at. normal girls who want to become insane internet people?
>>343611001
>who want to become insane internet people
No, tryhard unironic faggots that want attention for the sake of it. Easily identified as niggers.
>>343610897
Did you even read the thread mate?
It was funny BECAUSE it was cool.
>What letter comes after A?
>B!
>>343611170
Not in all languages
>>343602008
>>343611170
LOL NICe
9/10
If comedy is betrayal of expectation, then why do people find memes funny despite seeing them coming from a mile away?
Q. Did you hear about the guy whose wife met a black man?
A. I'm sure you can guess what happened!
jokes
>>343611170
holy christ spilled all my semen
>>343611324
Both got lapidated?
>>343600650
>Q: What do you get when you cross Uncharted with good gameplay?
Resident Evil 6.
>>343611315
Memes are more about cultural signalling than humor. Why do you think 4chan always drops or change their memes when other website pick them up?
>>343611315
Because a normie, a non-meme individual, would not meme.
To meme out of nowhere subverts expectation.
You're right in that you or I see the meme coming a mile away. But a hypothetical normie would not.
>>343611932
Normalfags adore memes though. They love them so much they've turned the word meme into a synonym for joke.
Do you know about a man who got destroyed?
He got destroyed!
