You know this is tomorrow, right?
>>343592136
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYPE
meh, I care less and less the more it becomes about the money and less about having fun
I might tune in to watch the morrowind run since it's not just skipping straight to dagoth ur.
>chibi posting
>save the animals
>hype
>cuck stories
>same autism
>germany
>cosmo and sjw bullshit
>"""""""""""Charity"""""""""""
Whole thread in a little while
HOY. HOY. HOY. HOY. EEEYUP. HOY HOY.
>>343592136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY
>>343592354
oh shit son that actually sounds interesting
>>343592136
will wanda wright lose her virginity?
Will she be there?
>>343593093
I GOT A BIG FUCKIN BONER RIGHT NOW
The GDQs get worse every year, wonder what this one will do to top the last
>>343593447
well colbert just signal boosted the marathon on his talk show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLwpnn1F4Y
JOHN
>>343593447
>The GDQs get worse every year, wonder what this one will do to top the last
You guys have been saying this every year for the past three years now.
>>343593885
Mitch should've maybe probably I don't know shaved or something I think ya know before going on there
>>343594391
And it's been true every year too, so what's your point?
Oh man, I'm so excited! Can I get some hooooyyyyyyppp!?
Can't wait!
It's going to be such a huge fucking blast, trust me!
>>343593093
>>343592436
you forgot the worst
>anime posters
What time? Ausfag posting so i can figure out timezones and such.
>>343594742
>Tfw no more Go streams
;_;
>>343594767
Dont look at this website's ads thenThere's anime in them
....some of you guys are alright
don't go to SGDQ tomorrow
>>343593093
>she
>>343593093
she already said no. to be honest she probably won't ever go to another one. but she's starting to look waaay more passable so maybe in like a year.
>>343596457
>>343597049
i gotta say this post really made me laugh for some reason, just an empty reply
>>343597406
ironically this post made me laugh
>>343596924
>but she's starting to look waaay more passable
>>343596924
>>343597406
because you put so many "she"s in that post, I had to half-ass my reply like you did with your post
>>343593093
...who's that and can I suck his dick ?
>>343596924
>waaay more passable
What did he mean by this?
I've got a job coming up this Tuesday and I'm working nights. I'm not gonna be able to see anything.
what time does it start?
>>343593447
>that kiss
cute~
>>343596924
she needs long brown hair, not half dyed pigtails. then she'll look passable.
>>343594551
>speedrunning
>halo
Not quite as bad as Skyward Sword.
What is the worst game to speedrun and why is it Ocarina of Time? 20minute cutscenes for 3 frame-perfect tricks. It's insanity.
>>343592354
Well, it's SGDQ, so it's not about gathering money for greedy cancer profiteers.
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
Cosmo is NOT alright.
>>343599123
>Tfw xhe made twitch get rid of the WinWaker emote
I can't even stand using their chat, but rip
>>343599123
He doesn't even do the tranny voice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
Anyone remember that guy who speed ran some trash indie steam game that had only had a peak of like 30 players?
That whole block was fucking insufferable
http://webmshare.com/Gy7w1
>>343596457
>>343592136
Cosmo Why? poor guy.
>>343599123
the guy really needs some therapy and leftist hugbox will just let this shit happen
fucking bullshit, guy needs real fucking help
http://www.twitch
.tv/sylux98/v/15188018
>>343599564
I remember what you're talking about, but I can't recall the name of the game or the runner
>>343599564
I'm pretty sure it was a peak of 30 people who bought it. and the guy submitted it as a joke, and trashed the game on twitter.
>>343593093
That shit is creepier than any horror game.
>>343596924
Pass for what? A goblin?
>>343596924
Cosmo didnt pass as a human male. He wont pass as a female either.
>>343599916
Come on dude, no need to mock the mentally ill, dude needs therapy.
Narcissa is fine
>>343600018
Generally I think these people are just being retarded but Cosmo clearly does have legit problems.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>>343600018
>no need to mock the mentally ill
As oppose to enabling it? I don't think so.
>dude needs therapy
He's already in way too deep for therapy.
http://u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
Looks like he's going to end it any day now..
>>343593093
s/he looks way happier here than running ww 20 hours a day
>>343599729
Actually, it's "What you are talking about."
>>343596924
>she's starting to look waaay more passable
maybe if you're a ghoul
>>343598919
100% is tons more interesting. Have you checked out Max% child?
>>343600398
>actually playing kom susser tod
why doesn't he just get therapy...
cosmo was such a great streamer and people literally justify this guys illness
>>343596924
hi cosmo
>>343598919
They tried to speedrun all the minigames in crashbash at some speedrun event and it was downright awful because half the games they couldn't even win first try
wait is siglmeic not going? or cosmo? how are people still hype when the 2 OG speedrunners arent there
GREETINGS
>>343602981
FROM
>realize sgdq is today
>set alarm to remind me at 12:00 since i missed the first 6 hours of agdq 2016
it's gonna be gud, friendsandfams.
reminder to get livestreamer and make your life easier with this command.
>>343603184
AUSCHWITZ
>starting a charity stream on 4th of July
>>343603308
nigga
https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
make YOUR life easier with this comment
>>343603645
not sure how that works, but my command brings me right back to gdq in one click without having to type or search for anything.
i use it because gdq has incompetent staff that crash the stream all the fucking time.
>>343603867
this allows you to set up notifications for when a followed channel goes live along with giving you a browsing interface that opens up any stream in livestreamer in one click.
>>343603308
>putting livestreamer.exe in system32
kek
>>343603592
It starts on the 3rd ya dingus.
What was that whole drama about the guy showing up a hotel room door drunk and the girl telling him to leave?
That was at AGDQ, right?
>>343603986
it's so you can easily execute it via cmd
it's not like you're going to accidentally delete the folder
>>343594191
NUMBERS
>>343604441
>easily execute the command
>not just making a bat file or using livestreamer gui
Okay.
>>343604519
i'm the one who linked the livestreamer gui you twat
>>343604508
>>343603645
Needs a way to filter out twitch partners/subscribefags. I'll go to some obscure game with a few dozen viewers and it'll have a subscribe for $5 button.
>>343604441
>running cmd as admin
BEST SPEED GAME COMING THROUGH
Oh, heyCosmois streaming.
It's not a speedrun.
Woo.
>>343604698
who said anything about admin?
and as far as the subscribe thing, i don't even think you can do that on the twitch website. make a request to the designer.
>>343599597
>tfw this tranny had a gf and you never have
http://www.theyetee.com/sgdq/detail.php?itemid=SGDQ16-Drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
GET HYPE
What's the appeal of this other than the TAS block?
>>343604849
system32 is running it as admin, default is user folder
>>343604742
jesuschrist almighty
it looks like something out of a japanese horror moie
Every single person in this thread should be executed for autism and wasting atomic particles on such useless shit
>>343605047
stop liking what i don't like !!! !! !
>>343604963
even worse its like b movie horror
>>343605098
Stop being a faghot and get laid,
>>343605047
[you]
>>343605248
(you)
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has come up with.
>>343604519
>not just making a bat file
that's what i did, m8. also trying out the gui now
>greetings from germany
>greetings from germany
>greetings from germany
>greetings from germany
>greetings from germany
>>343605335
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
![OQMKd1s[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RLb5gTN.png "OQMKd1s[1].png")
>>343604963
It's just kind of fucked up.
I support transgender folks and all that, but the fact that Narcissa went through it via internet pills and WikiHow guides instead of an actual doctor and slow transition fucked her up mentally permanently.
She still goes to the hospital occasionally for suicidal ideation and panic attacks and it looks like most of the people in her life have abandoned her.
I've been a fan of Cosmo (or Narcissa, or whatever-the-fuck) for years so this kind of hurts to see.
I sincerely hope that this wasn't a spur-of-the-moment decision that has permanently hurt her but I have a gut feeling that it was.
>>343605335
can someone link that video please, it was the truth
>>343604508I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
>>343605335
Literally no different than any of thousands of LoLers complaining about how horrible their game is despite being hopelessly addicted to it.
His quote just shows he's a faggot, speedrunning is fine.
>>343605465
>tfw based caveman will have TWO runs this SGDQ
Hell yes
>>343605463
BASED
>>343605309
>>343605314
Kys you'll be do the world a favor
>>343605539
It's not though, you can't make much money off it or even generate much money for charity from it
It's only mildly amusing for the first few times you do it
>>343604879
>tfw I'm so far behind socially that even if i tried i'll never catch up and will have to either settle with a desperate older woman that will cheat any chance she gets or an ugly beast that will only ever passively like you at best as if you aren't a fine catch for somebody like her
>>343605561
>big jon only gets to play mario maker with like 9 other people
>no mario 2
>still no werster
This is from 6 months ago. They must really hate him.
>>343605718
Does anyone have that webm from AGDQ of the guy grinning at the girl and you could see her mouth "WOW" as she walks away.
Shit was so fucking funny.
I managed to get the entire week of SGDQ off of work so I could just chill and have fun.
Unfortunately, that fell apart due to familial issues as they decided to take advantage of this week off and have me work for them.
I get that family is more important than video games, but the GDQs are my favorite weeks of the year.
It hurts.
>>343592136
So you eaither have perpetual virginty, but be reallyreallyfast at a game, or have some semblance of a social life and not be reallyreallyfast but have enough skill to get the job done, and maybe some time in between porkin your gf...really makes you think why people want be reallyreallyfast
Take this shit to >>>/vr/ or some other autist site
anyone have the webm or gif of that guy having autism spazzes near the goldeneye runner
>>343605890
I believe he was actually grinning at the camera, the girl just happened to be getting up and looked at him. You can see their eyes meeting
>>343605957
Kys
>>343605465
>I sincerely hope that this wasn't a spur-of-the-moment decision that has permanently hurt her but I have a gut feeling that it was.
it was.
>>343606008
I'm pretty sure that's what happened too, but I haven't seen the webm since it happened. It's obvious the guy didn't have any bad intentions, but it was still pretty fucking funny.
>>343605854
>Price is right
>golf
I love big Jon as much as the next guy but god damn. you can't blame them for not wanting filler.
Attending SGDQ, anon?
Remember to brush up on the rules!
http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/sgdq_2016_rules.html
>>343594961ad blocker
>>343605918
>girls trying to fist bump
No.
>>343606109
Fuck. There it is. Thank you based anon.
>>343606202
#justguythings xD
Last one.
>>343606109
How does anyone think this girl is getting up because of the dude?
He has nothing to do with it
>>343605465
Hugbox internet communities claim yet another innocent life
>>343593093
GOOD BYE HORSES
I'M FLYING OVER YOU
What are good games for first-time speedrunners and how does one go about learning to perform the run?
>>343606263
It is a guy thing though
>>343606109
not to be sexist or anything but why do they even let roasties in when comic-con and evo have a bunch of supposed "incidents" and accusations?
>>343606491
Wht the fuck is a roasty?
>>343606292
Are you retarded or something, she was weirded out by the smile you fucking autist. It has nothing to do with her getting up but her reaction you socially inept fuckshit
>>343606567
it's short for roast beefs
>>343605957
or you can just man up/be selfish and say fuck off give me my one week of the year to myself
fucking whiner
>>343606283
Hey he actually moved in for the introductions, good on him.
>>343605957
>He can't even stand up for himself enough to refuse his family on his week off
Unless you live with them you're a fucking faggot
>>343606632
Not him but aren't you getting a bit upset over this
>>343606632
>tfw I did this once on the subway where a dead-exhausted girl staggered through the doors at a stop, sat down next to me, I smiled at her, and she got up and stood on the other side of the car
I will never know love in my lifetime
>>343605957
I pity you
>>343606797
>>343606821
Do you two know how normal human interactions work?
Actually functioning adults don't disregard family requests when they actually need help just so they can watch AutismCon 2016.
Real friends / family > friendship simulators / speedruns.
>>343606929
why do they all look the same?
>>343607059
>comparing real people to fucking video games
>>343607059
I like sucking massive cock, will this be a good show to attend/stream
>>343607059
yes they do, actually, depending on the situation
there are so many people that forget their family the moment they do something that said people don't agree with. there are so many family members that abuse the kindness of their kin to get things they want.
you're just a fucking pushover
>100 hours of "GREETINGS FROM GERMANY MY WIFE'S SON AND I ARE WATCHING, WE LOVE WATCHING YOU ALL BREAK THESE GAMES! MY GENDERFLUID GREAT UNCLE DIED OFF ASS CANCER KICK CANCERS BUTT AND KILL LE ANIMALS!"
Thanks but no
>>343607186
No.
>>343605718
>>343605918
>>343606109
>>343606283
I don't get it
>>343607224
>not listening to all these people who have pathetic lives and feeling better about yourself
AGDQ and SGDQ are the only times where I don't feel like killing myself every day because I get to listen to constant broadcasts of cucks talking about themselves
>>343606797
>>343606821
>disregarding your very own family
If your family legit needs you for something and you refuse to help them you are the most despicable human being possible
>>343606910
The world is cruel not everyone will work around your mental shortcomings
>>343606146
I'll take 10 minute filler over 4-6+ hour long JRPG's
Story-based games are not for speed running unless you're doing one of those glitches that ends the game in 5 minutes like that one faggot who failed at with the stairs and embarrassed himself
>>343607416
again, not in every situation
but feel free to keep seeing things in black and white, I gave you a benefit of a doubt but I guess you really are a wishy-washy idiot that has no self-value because you throw away what little leisure time you have for ambiguous reasons.
until you tell me exactly what these family issues are, you will be irrefutably known as a push-over that every john, dick, and harry will take advantage off every chance they get.
>>343607208
I'm glad that I can come to /v/ to find people who know exactly what kind of relationships I have with my family, what kind of things that they do for me, what the expectations are, and how I was raised.
>>343607416
This,unless you have ass on the line, but in this case its autismcon
>>343605463
this guy kicks fucking ass
>>343607552
I'm not that guy so I have no idea what the issues are and neither do you, but usually when someone says "family issues" the conversation ends there, it's rude to ask.
I've been watching the runs I didn't get to see at AGDQ this week in preparation, and they've all been pretty fucking boring.
Hopefully it'll be more fun when they're live, otherwise I might just be burnt out.
>big jon will never hold you down and have his way with you
>>343607274
"Cringe" moments from AGDQ 2016.
1) Guy trying to get their attention
2) Girl gets rekt from failed fistpump
3) Guy making eye contact with the girl while grinning towards the camera
4) Guy in red shaking hands with them after talking.Afterwards he was sitting there looking pretty dejected.
>>343596457
>>343594956
I'm with you, anon. I miss those.
>>343604450
John "Takin' Their Testosterone" Numbers
John "Friend of Feminism" Numbers
John "Manhood Marauder" Numbers
John "Erection Eradicator" Numbers
John "Virility Viking" Numbers
John "Penis Pillager" Numbers
John "Scrotum Stealer" Numbers
>>343594191
>>343594191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OXGvvL0Hc
>>343607776
which one is big jon
>>343607676
yeah if you trust the person enough to know that "family issues" isn't just an excuse or a flimsy reason
if you're talking about rudeness on an anonymous imageboard you probably don't realize where you are.
>>343607676
This is /v/, you really wanna talk about being rude?
>>343592136
autism
>>343608037
The big one
>>343608037
Which one do you think?
>>343607776
>>343608037
>check the schedule
>only souls is demon souls
dropped. I was hopping to see if anyone was going to take on DS3 yet. Apparently they found a way to skip Cathedral of the Deep and just glitch their way into Irythill which would have been cool to show off.
>>343608280
that is one fat nigger
>>343608545
maybe no runner was available
shit decision to blow off the whole marathon for that alone
>>343593447
I heard a story that they forced him to move.
I really hope that is bullshit.
As someone who is mostly wheelchair bound, I dont enjoy taking my wheelchair anywhere in public, I'd rather go through the excruciating pain I suffer in my calfs whenever I walk due to my muscle disease than to be even seen in a wheelchair.
And heres this guy, blind in one eye, unable to walk, really sweet, really friendly, really happy(I know I wouldn't be if I was in his position) and plops himself right in front of the camera, and they make him leave.
>>343594551
>HALO
Is this shitty games done quick?
>>343606146
>>343608549
>>343608280
>>343608037
>>343607776someone post the screencaps from the inflation fetish site
>>343600179
once she starts becoming passable ill be in way too deep for her.
as in im going to stick my cock in her so far that i can't get it out and we're gonna have to call an ambulance to help us.
>>343605465
It's fucked up that people with legitimate mental illness are told that there fine and everyone else is the problem.
Image someone doing that to schizophrenics or people with bipolar
>>343608998
>or people with bipolar
I've heard plenty of people tell women they are fine.
>>343608702
atleast halo took this shitty ass speedrunning bullshit from a 1 to a 4 on the entertainment scale
watching autists run past an entire game is far from entertaining
>>343608037
He's a big guy.
I'm starting to have regrets.
Did I fuck up by doing this? It's the best card I could find for my necromancer.
>>343609228
I suppose being such a linear hallway, halo might be fun to watch speedran.
>>343609342
wrong thread sorry guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKxM4ToLLR8
Doctor = regressive left
Parents = people concerned for Cosmo's wellbeing
Patient = Cosmo
>getting cucked done quick
>>343593447
>Push him up and replace where was with a chair
why so mean
>>343605957
cosmo has more testosterone than you
Remember if someone is having a mental breakdown you should encourage them because were so damn tolerant
>>343609148
>that gif
we live in an age where you cant make a single mistake or you risk having your dumb moment caught and uploaded for retards on an image board to laugh at...
>>343609805
We aren't the retards.
do you really think people care OP? an agdq event happens like every month at this point. plus speedrunning is fucking dead, all people want is esports now
>>343609984
>>343610108
Man these tripfags are getting lazy with the bait
>>343592354
>A literal charity fundraising event is trying to raise money for charity
Wow, those fucking assholes.
>>343610326
>woman runs into glass window
>calls people laughing at her retards
lol
>>343598919
But the frame perfect tricks are done by 100% runners every single run to get them going past 10 minutes, the only tough thing Any % runners have to contend with is the Deku Nut drop.
>>343599397
>>343610376
>Still being a tripfag
>2012+4
>>343606109
Wasn't he just grinning at the camera?
>>343608797
Oh god please don't tell me Big Jon has an inflation fetish
He's such a cool guy
>>343610743
he's a literal feeder. people pay to watch him eating ridiculous amounts of food.
>>343593093
that thing should try to be a character actor, would pass as a real scary monster of the deep
>>343610352
You should do some research on the charities behind these events, they're shady as fuck.
>>343596924
>she
>>343606303
This is a serious problem. Look what happened to Michal Jackson, he was so famous and rich I doubt people told him wanting to become peter pan is retarded
>>343605854
Big Jon got golf into NASA and then skipped out on it, so he really has no right to complain anymore.
>>343610743
>he doesn't know
>my nigga bonesaw gonna be there
>>343597515
Max looks more female than he ever will, and max isn't even trying.
I don't really care
There aren't enough fun runs to bother watching it all anymore
>>343594551
>EST: Basically 1:40:00
hehe
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/cByXT8z.png "latest[2].png")
>Best run at AGDQ was Hotline Miami 2, by far
>Snowfats got banned for having a Trump hat on
>>343608702
It's not bullshit. They made him move because of the tablet he had around his neck. Not allowed to have signs, something like that.
I want to watch it, but I'm really tired of the repetetive slog it became.
The same runs, same shitty blocks, save the animals needs to stop, the donor messages need to stop being the same shit all the time. It's like watching a rerun every six months now.
Also they need to bring the casual couch atmosphere back. It hasn't felt relaxed since they nixed it.
>trihex gets a gf
>absolutely can not shut the fuck up about it on twitter and insists on including her during his streams where she just sits there awkwardly
isn't he like 25? I had to stop watching his stream/paying attention to him whatsoever. I know "LE CRINGE XD" is overused these days, but trihex's teenage-love-phase-but-in-his-mid-20s was seriously just too much.
>>343599123
Christ almighty.
>>343606146
>Price is right
I'd like to see a few of these per event. They're quite refreshing in the midst of the same boring 1h+ games played every event.
>>343612639
Wasn't he banging Noire?
>>343612639
Good lord I hope she doesn't go to SGDQ then
Will he even be there?
>>343612639
Trihex is the whitest nigga on the planet.
based bigjon
>>343599397
when the soylent hit you
>>343605854
>implying they want a loud aussie that says nigger and fuck every two seconds into a "PG" event
I fucking love werster but ive come to face the facts he's probably never coming back to any GDQ
Why aren't you going, anon?
I thought you were the only alpha who could bag those girls? Weren't you making fun of the betas?
>>343612639
If I got a girlfriend that hot I'd probably have trouble keeping my mouth shut about it too.Real talk though, I watch his stream a lot, and she's cool as fuck. They're a great couple, he got a real winner.
I'd like a GDQ where they don't do runs for games that are overrun to death. No zelda, no megaman. Showcase crazier speedruns we don't see all the time.
I know it won't happen because the people who throw money at this are nostalgia zombies who giggle when they see zelda and chrono trigger and log in to paypal.
>>343612757
>Will he even be there?
According to the schedule, no.
The lowest point for me recently with Trihex was the one week where he only played NSMB levels on MM.
>No fun allowed: The stream
>Trihex yoshi's island run one of the best things I've ever seen at GDQ events
>He hasn't done another non gimmicky event run there in years
>No run this year
Total bummer.
>>343612896
Wall jump strats. NSMB has more tech and is much better to play in.
>>343612890
This.
Catechumen is still one of my all-time favorite runs, and it's just a shitty Christian FPS that fucks up horribly on modern systems.
i'm in the room now. there's only a few people here and it's mainly just people dicking around playing video games.
trust me when i say they've sucked all the fun out of it. jesus christ it's a hollow shell of what it once was. you'll see what i'm talking about once you get your first view of the couch area.
you know that picture where it shows each year getting more and more dark and depressing? well, let's just say that this is by far the worst.
>>343613063
Pics or I don't believe you.
>>343612829
They let Spikevegeta come back and he said "black midget and fat jew" on camera last year
>>343613004
it's that time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOHYmiLLGdc
>>343613063
Take a picture, you lying faggot.
Trihex is a fucking idiot, for real.
>>343592436
Happy birthday Mugi
>>343613119
>>343613131
>implying i want to get thrown out
have fun waiting for disappointment.
