Rock is so fucking OP Jesus Christ. Nerf this stupid piece of shit.
>Inb4 "but it loses to paper!"
Shut the fuck up and get out of here with your flimsy ass paper. It loses to scissors, which rock just so happens to beat.
>>343578671
>not playing the better balanced janken instead
guu = paa = choki
>>343578671
You're playing the inferior casual version. Competitive updated version is balanced and is titled, "Quartz, Parchment Shears.". Give it a shot. Learning curve is steep but the skill ceiling is really high.
>>343578671
but they both weigh a kilogram
>>343578671
>not playing Bunny, Carrot, Gun
>>343579515
that show was above averageI've only watched like half of the first season though
>>343579515
you know nothing of competitive
>>343580056
It dipped in the newer seasons. Eggscellent was great. The Margret and cj shit drama with Mordecai gets to be unbearable. The first few seasons are gold though.
>>343580270
speak for yourself
>>343580270
>sponge beats gun
>any of that shit beats lightning
>>343580502
>dynamite beats tornado
there was an attempt
I hate when games of RPS style "balance"
Do you think its good games have it?
Developers do it so that even crap players can win, beating the thing they counter
>>343580270
>scissors beats air
Who wrote this
>>343580502
hurricane beats beach condo
>>343578671
>>343579305
>>343579515
>>343579671
>>343579838
>>343580056
>>343580270
>>343580401
>>343580502
>>343580549
>>343580717
>>343580723
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>>343581121
It's like I'm literally on reddit.
>>343578671
Paper is so fucking OP Jesus Christ. Nerf this stupid piece of shit.
>Inb4 "but it loses to scissors"
Shut the fuck up and get out of here with your flimsy ass scissors. It loses to rock, which paper just so happens to beat.
>>343580502
>fence beats video games
>>343581302
>>343580723
i wasn't memeing
Im asking if rps style balance is favored, i think it sucks i want 100% balance
>>343581302
hey, reddit
>>343581480
the only way 100% balance will happen is if everyone is the same
>>343578671
3 rocks, 2 paper, and a scissors best team comp.
>>343581352
>there are people on /v/ right now who don't main Paper
>>343581302
You would know how its like to be on reddit huh you fucking cock sucker
>>343581591
non-static is the new meta. go all one type (usually rock) and then switch to scissors when they catch on and go all paper
>typical scissorbabby complaining about perfectly balanced system
how about you git gud instead of bitching about the most balanced system ever
>Somebody doesn't start with rock, and instead uses paper to get a win
>In exchange for getting a cheap round 1 win, they reveal through their actions, their entire strategy, mentality, hopes, dreams, pets' names, bank account numbers, blood type, star sign, and fetishes
Literally never worth it, even in only three round matches.
>>343581352
Only girls use scissors so you just need to decide. should I tie with paper or try to switch it up and hopefully tie with rock?
>>343578671
r/4chan quality thread, brb capping this
>>343578671
Only fucking memers go with Paper.
>>343582354
hello again, reddit
>>343582379
>tfw I always start paper
>rock mains
Unconfident betas who try to boost their self esteem by playing the supposedly "manly" option.
>scissor mains
People with way too much trust in technology who also hold themselves in high regard.
>paper mains
Patricians and alphas who take the least interesting option but make it work
paper is the least common choice so it is actually the best
death by a thousand cuts faggot
>>343578671
>Rock is so fucking OP Jesus Christ.
Rock is perfectly balanced. But if you don't like it there's a pretty simple strategy to beat it._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________git gud_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>343582510
Are you a schizo? Why are you greeting yourself?
>>343583476
wow that was such a nice witty comeback reddit
worthy of top comment I'd say
>>343580502
This is a perfect example of what Train Simulator is.
>>343583351
>>343578671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1dPTAQ5_U
>>343583351
How to fix rock paper scissors:
>Rock:
The human hand defaults to rock while rolling your pick, giving an unfair advantage as the "default pick". Change this to paper so that rock is less safe.
>Scissors
Must pick an extra .5 seconds earlier, it currently is TOO good of a paper counter.
>Paper
Give a .3 second delay and a 300 unit increase in size. Paper has the lowest winrate and playrate so naturally this means buffs are in order.
>>343583351
>>343578671
Just realized this is Overwatch
