Capcom, SquareEnix, and Konami walk into a bar
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Square pirouettes into the bar
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And the barber asks:
>"what kind of cut you want senpai?"
I walk out
Square Enix and CAPCOM are good you memer.
Niggers die of aids
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Konami sits in the corner playing Pachinko
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capcom makes the others buy him drinks, swearing he'll pay them back once he gets his welfare
konami walks over to the jukebox and puts on "video killed the radio star" for eight consecutive plays
ignoring the bartender laughing at him, square repeatedly demands an appletini
The bartender is Nintendo so they realize they're in an 80s cafe
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SquareEnix orders one drink after another, each one is different
Capcom orders eight of the same drink and calls it a night. An hour later he comes back for two more shots.
Having a good time and into his fifth drink, Konami suddenly throws it out and leaves, saying he's never drinking again
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They curse and massage their shins, muttering to themselves that next time they won't set the bar so low.
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its a bar with permanent happy hour and it turns out the liver is where their franchises are kept healthy
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Oh, snap.
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They get into an argument over who can fuck over their own franchises the hardest.
Square Enix goes first, making three sequels of the worst Final Fantasy and delaying the one game people wanted for over half a decade.
"Hold my beer," Capcom says and kills Mega Man, releases Street Fighter V and keeps MH and Ace Attorney in Japan.
"Ya'll small time," Konami says before killing all of its franchises, turning them into outlets for gambling loopholes in Japanese law.
Eager to see who won, they poll everyone in the bar. The results were clear.Sony wins again, baby
