Why is every smash player such an autistic sperglord?
>>343531428
because you need high autism to imagine youre playing a competitive fighting game when its actually just some cartoon nintendo party amiibo bullshit game.
am I supposed to understand that?
I met a smash player from America in Japan (he was living there). Cool guy, helped us find our way around Osaka.
>>343531695
Melee players are demanding special treatment and acting like they built every tournament themselves. Now they're threatening to leaving and all the event organizers are going, "sure, fine, fuck off if you like."
The greatest irony is that Jebailey, the organizer of CEO, went to bat for the meleefags back when no one let them into tournaments.
>>343531428
The only thing that is more autistic is people like you who keep making the same thread over and over again.
>>343531913
but melee fags dont even have that much power anymore right? isnt smash 4 is bigger
Smashfags like to think their game takes skill when it's all about punishing your opponent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scTydXiIco4
Oh look its the thread from yesterday. >Haha why are X such Y haha
Anyone who plays video games past age 12 has some degree of autism
Why are autists who repost the same thread over and over such sperglords?
Also, it's Melee that's the problem. Smash as a whole has a lot of autism, but cut off Melee and it lowers dramatically. Cut off competitive play entirely and it becomes extremely manageable for such a crossover fanservice deviantart wetdream game.
>>343532010
sm4sh has more people showing up yes, and SFV is bringing in real big money sponsors.
Meleefags are already up in arms about the fact that only SFVs grand finals are getting televised.
They tried to use attendance and turn out as a power play on Jebailey(by saying they were more important than all the FGC combined) and immediately after Mr.Wizard released the final numbers for Evo with SFV having 5k+ entrants.
>>343532010
entrants doesn't singularly decide which one is bigger. melee has a smaller entry pool because the skill gap is so fucking wide it discourages people from entering big tourneys
>>343531540
found that slow handed summer child.
>>343531428
YOU FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>343532629
>smashkids don't even know basic hygiene
They're even below kids at this point
>>343531428
>smash fags think their games are fighting games that deserve respect
>smashfags think people want to actual watch their tournament
>melee fags think their game is a fighting game but sm4sh isn't
how delusional do you have to be
>>343532629
My friend is a regular in the so-cal smash community and the thing he complains about the most is how fucking awful almost everyone smells. He said Mew2King is one of the worst offenders.
>>343532629
same thing happens in anime cons
>>343532915
gotta stretch that penis bro
>>343532213
>sorimura youji in the tabs
Excellent taste
>>343532758
There have been complaints like this about SF, DOTA, LoL events you name it, it's not exclusive to smashers
>>343533012
Nah dude. Anime cons aren't full of fat neckbeards. Most are hot ass cosplayers and vloggers. Most live stable and clean lives.
>>343531854
DELETE THIS
>>343533137
You must live in bizarro world
>posting the exact same thread
Looking for replies?
You lonely OP?
>>343532629
Smashbabbies confirmed for honorary Pajeets.
>>343533137
(You)
>>343533137
Lol you're a funny guy. You should go into stand up.
>>343531854
Was it Ken-Sama?
>>343531428
That's a pretty reasonable message trying to make sure the community still supports CEO though.
Destroying the smash tourneys because you as a TO cannot provide enough accommodations so that their event isn't a complete fucking joke (are you kidding me fucking bo3 until TOP 4?!?!) is pathetic. Go suck that capcom dick if that's the case, smashers don't need third rate """""FGC""""" support.
Someone should make a WTFox thread
>supporting melee was a mistake
>>343533547
At least Capcom can make a real fighting game.
>>343533547
>are you kidding me fucking bo3 until TOP 4?!?
But every game has been like that. Why should smash get a special treatment, when matches on that game take so much longer than real fighting games do?
>>343533547
Cool. Pick up and leave then ;^)
You already can't abide by the normal rules.
I grew up with Melee and will always enjoy it to an extent. A buddy of mine started "getting good" at it and now playing with him is the worst, he thinks he's such hot shit it's pathetic and annoying as fuck. Literal autism.
>>343533553
What's the fucking point?
1. Armada
2. Hungrybox
3. Mang0
... who cares
7. M2k
Wow there great event see you guys at EVO!
>>343533207
Go away, angry meleebaby.
Watching the Melee scene be revealed for the pile of autism and douchebaggery (seriously, twitter drama seriously a fucking hobby for these sperglords) it always was to the rest of the world to see is great.
>>343533547
>(are you kidding me fucking bo3 until TOP 4?!?!)
Melee is one of the slowest fighting games in terms of time needed to get through a set. Nobody wants to entertain your autism.
>>343533983
>revealed
It was obvious to anyone who spent any amount of time with this wretched community.
Good, maybe Smashfags can soon be banned and they can do their own shit like everyone wants.
>Play Melee
>Everyone plays Fox
>Play GGXrd, SFV, MvC3, or any other actual fighter
>Everyone plays a diverse cast of character with different play styles
>>343531428
>basing the competence of the many based on the behavior of a few
Why do they want 3/5 for the whole tournament? That would take fucking forever to finish.
>>343534189
Said few also happen to be the "top names" of Melee, namely notable twitter drama queen Leffen.
>>343534218
They don't give a shit about that. They aren't there for other fighting games, just Smash.
>>343532629
I wonder what the smell of B/O, skidmarked underwear and Doritos powder does to your sinuses, must be unbearable
>>343534218
what does that even mean? 3/5 for the whole tournament?
>>343534218
smash players are barely better than animals and begin flinging shit at a moment's notice
see the meleeniggers booting GG Xrd
>>343533764
melee matches go fast unless you have hbox laming it the fuck out with puff, generally stocks go quickly in melee because there are so many kill moves, spikes almost always hit their mark, small blast zones, etc
compare to smash4 where one stock takes FUCKING FOREVER because followups are so difficult due to floatiness or sluggish movements, or attacks just not connecting because lol what are proper hitboxes?
God I hope the end result of this is Melee being removed from this and all future CEOs untill further notice.
>straight up commends the smash 4 community
lmao even melee faggots are considered bigger children than smash 4 players
>>343534452
>b-but hungrybox
>b-but smash 4
>>343533012
did people at anime cons shit in the pool as well
>>343534101
>entitlement
Smash makes up half the entrants at most mixed game tournaments that run it.
It's not entitlement, you've literally made us your primary audience/customer now you need to listen to our concerns.
>>343534452
Melee has historically and consistently had the longest average round times in the history of all fighting games.
>>343534452
>melee matches go fast
>compare to smash4
This is the problem with you fucking Meleefags, stop comparing to your own games. Compare to any other fighting game and Melee takes fucking forever, a single match can take 3-5 minutes. Your game always holds everything else up yet your community shits their pants and screams when it isn't given special treatment.
>>343534472
They clearly think they can go off and do their own things so why not?
That way we can stop worrying about their giant fucking CRT bullshit and "hand warming stations"
>>343534452
>matches go fast unless
Sweet, you really don't care if other games get pushed back do you, but when you have to wait past your bedtime then you gotta shit on every other game.
>play a party game
>ban or otherwise disable 75% of the content
>pretend it's a serious, competitive fighting game
>not autistic as fuck
>>343534452
Most melee matches take about 3 mins to finish though.
>>343534294
turning a hobby into a lifestyle changes a person, that's all i can say
normal people (aka anyone who doesn't play melee as a career) are typically perfectly fine. you are generalizing a huge group of people because some of the legit spergs like M2K and armada are pissing in the pool
>>343531428
They're just too smelly, too autistic, and they don't contribute fuckall to the scene except advert money and bitch and moan in social media and threaten everyone.
Even 2/3 top-8 was brutal in ceo and it's a boring af game to watch.
Get rid of them, they can go back to their own shit.
They play a party game competitively, what do you expect?
>>343534431
Win 3 out of 5 matches.
Which, in Smash, takes ages in terms of fighting game times.
If there was one simple thing that should be changed, it should be that the game should be 3 or even 2 stock.
>b-but muh accidental suicides
no johns. git gud
>>343534618
>It's not entitlement, you've literally made us your primary audience/customer now you need to listen to our concerns.
Fuck off, the FGC did fine without you sperglords if you're so god damn important you can make your own tourneys instead of leeching off ours.
>>343534763
Well they're the names everyone listens to so all the normal fans of melee better start putting on a good PR campaign or they're gonna be booted out of the FGC.
>>343534618
>most mixed game tournaments
No one gives a shit about no name tournaments that melee is the predominant game for. We're talking about real tournaments with actual prize pools and competition.
>>343531428
Modern nintendo fans in general are huge autistic sperglords
>>343534670
Tbh I wanna see them try purely for our laughs senpai
>>343534828
what the fuck is a john? lmao
Meleefags did nothing wrong
FGCfags can't handle the bantz as usual despite being "competitive" gamers
Nobody would watch CEO without Melee anyways
Would deleting these two games be the most successful treatment of autism in history?
>>343534862
We're not leeching, your tournaments asked US to come participate.
Don't be fucking mad when we dwarf you in community AND in stream numbers at your own events. Yeah you're literally being fucked by a fucking "party game"
>>343533137
I went to a hotel once in America during an animecon. Everyone there reeked
>>343535021
add undertale
>>343534958
The Smash 4 is actually surprisingly capable of at least pretending to act like adults.
The Melee scene is the one with all the entitled manbabies who thinks they are the saviors of the FGC.
>>343535029
CEO and Evo could boot Melee out and it would be fine. If you guys are so fucking important why not make your own tournaments where you can get hand warming stations and 3/5 rounds and doubles and chicken tendies between rounds?
>>343534101
Why do people bitch every time they receive a threat? Thin-skinned faggots.
>>343534862
>Well they're the names everyone listens to so all the normal fans of melee better start putting on a good PR campaign or they're gonna be booted out of the FGC.
Which is a perfectly fair rebuttal, and I agree. If they want to save their game's reputation, these people need to put out a more civil perception
>>343535021
>Dota being more autistic then League
Spotted the League babby. Are you projecting because Overwatch and Riot is killing the only game you've ever put time into?
>>343535021
add assfaggots
FGC are the whiniest bunch of fucking babies ever
They are like women just whining and looking to create drama
>>343534670
the smash players (mainly leffen) are being super whiny about this, but jebailey isn't really helping by stirring the pot. Just looks like kiddie pool shit
>>343534958
how are sony diehards any different though? why are there so many fucking wojak sony edits?
>>343535029
When smash was invited, it was expected you could act like adults and abide by rules. However, you feel you are entitled to special attention and want everyone to bow to you. This will be a very short relationship if the melee community can't get it's shit together.
The tournament organisers make the rules, and you either abide by them or fuck off, that's it. There's no leeway the other direction.
>>343535285
>revealing the completely unprofessional actions of the top respected members of a community is stirring the pot
No, it's called exposing the truth.
>>343535208
why would the league babby be mad that overwatch and riot are killing dota2
>>343535148
CEO would have had literally half the viewers and attendants without smash.
Same goes for EVO. You faggots will be lucky if we even keep hosting your shitty anime fighters and 300 entrant trash at EVO 5 years from now.
Once Capcom pulls the plug on SFV and the player base goes back to USFIV, EVO will be a Smash tournament first. Thems the brakes son.
>>343535017
I didn't realize complaining was considered banter now
Daily reminder who hates Meleefags
1. The whole FGC
2. The rest of the Smash competitive fanbase 64, Brawl, 4 even fucking PM
3. Nintendo and Sakurai
4. Nintendo and Smash fans in general for ruining Melee legacy
Who likes Meleefags
1. Themselves
>>343535208
I don't play ASSFAGGOTS, but League is so casual that it dilutes the mental illness. Dota players consistently have 5000+ hours played, play no other games, and believe their's is a higher art form, similar to Melee players.
>>343535021
Autists are very easy to market to because they're basically children but they also are way too lazy and stupid to learn another game so they never leave.
>>343535450
>reading comprehension
>>343531913
They're asking for best of five for grand finals. Something every other game has.
If they don't get it they'll just organize their own tournaments per usual. Don't know why everyone gets pussy when a community practices autonomy
melee fags continue to prove themselves the collective embodiment of autism. nevermind that they competitively play a decade old game with about 4 usable characters
>>343535017
>>343535164
>>343535247
Maybe you should realize YOU are the guests and should perhaps act like adults instead of fucking wannabee celebrities who demand all the M&Ms in the break room be seperated by color.
Make your own damn tournies and then you can put in whatever demands you want.
>>343535285
Stirring the pot? All he did was reveal to the world that Leffen was literally bitching ABOUT A TOURNAMENT HE DIDNT EVEN GO TO.
>>343535459
SFV beat out Melee numbers at CEO, and has higher entrant number in EVO and will be on TV. So get fucked.
I used to go to a college (shitty college worst decision of my life desu) and there was a small cafe attached run by the most sterotypical Jewish guy you've ever see .
In the cafe there was a TV set up with a Wii u and smash and every single day without fail,
there would be a circle of edgy neckbeards around or screaming over the game. You could hear them in the class time down the hall.
>>343534670
Good on him.
>>343535561
They also have special rules for their own game which causes it to go on longer than a usual FG does.
If they did 99 second 1 stock rounds we'd be fine.
>>343535469
Sakurai hates smash players in general and wants them to play Virtua Fighter instead.
>>343535426
You don't even need to point out how retarded leffen and others are being, they're the biggest whiners in the scene. But Jebailey calling them out publicly like that just makes them both look stupid.
He clearly isn't liking the Melee scene right now, if he feels that way he should announce that he's not hosting smash games anymore or shut the fuck up about it. He's one of the biggest TOs in the scene and he's flinging shit on twitter like a middle schooler
>>343535459
Yes, yes you are mighty Melee player hear you roar. You better go have your mom change your diaper and give you a bath before your next tourney otherwise everyone will call you stinky winky and no tendies for a week.
>>343535561
>WE DIDNT WANT YOU ANYWAHS SMASH FAGGOTS FUCK OFF
>h-haha wow what babies why so mad we gutted your event you should just stay and deal with it it's not that bad wait please where are you going p-please PLEASE DONT LEAVE DONT LEAVE EAT OUR SHIT
>this thread again
>>343535561
They're asking Bo5 for top8 lmao
>>343535332
Anything Nintendo is bad.
Anything any other company is god.
>>343535765
He has a right to be mad considering he was one of the earliest people of the FGC to give Melee a chance and now these twitter drama queens are making demands of him.
I'd be pissed off too.
>>343535561
>They're asking for best of five for grand finals. Something every other game has.
Maybe because the average round for street fighter doesn't take up to 6-7 minutes per round
here's hoping they make smash 4 best of 1 also
Can you imagine a smash only tournament? The fucking smell of all smash players in one place?
>>343532629
E-sports "athletes" are so fucking disgusting.
What happened.
>>343535969
yeah can't wait for the thread tomorrow where everyone argues that /v/ is a Nintendo shilling board, only to have another thread an hour later saying /v/ is anti-Nintendo.
>>343531428
Because video games are for little boys and women.
>>343535021
>Anyone who plays multiplayer games is autistic - /v/
>>343535765
How does Jebailey calling a retard a retard publicly make Jebailey look stupid?
>>343536040
I don't need to imagine it. I've been to one before. The worst part is the amount of garbage they leave behind. Fuckers don't even know how to use a trash can. I guess that's what happens when you're used to mommy cleaning up after you.
>/v/ was angry and upset when sakurai told meleefags to fuck off
>>343536040
>there weren't any smash only tournaments before
bruh, there were, and i bet they stank to high heavens as well
>>343536004
Yeah how dare the community of a game not unquestioningly eat up the shit being fed to them by someone from not within their own community.
Kill yourself you fucking retard.
>>343536142
>any game i dislike is an autism magnet - /v/
Nobody cares about fucking doubles
>>343535469
People play competitive Smash 64?
>>343536371
This.
Besides, it Jebailey's tournament.
If they don't like it, they can definitely fuck off.
>>343536052
Top Melee players are bitching at Jebailey over stupid shit and just looking like absolute children because of it.
Like demanding everything be Bo5 which takes FOREVER, or demanding a higher pot bonus from TOs over a game that doesn't even have developer support anymore.
>>343536274
See what I mean? Meleefags like this fella here are children, telling me to kill myself he thinks going "No a Bo5 will take too long" is telling the Melee community to "eat up the shit"
>>343536274
>don't get special treatment
>OH MY GOD, I WILL NOT EAT UP THIS SHIT YOU SERVE UP TO ME
>>343536274
Did you know when you're invited to someone's event the adult thing to do is to thank them and have fun then if there are concerns you politely explain the issue in an orderly fashion and not have an autistic meltdown?
Are Meleefags the feminists of fighting games?
>>343536447
Its a very small scene.
>>343531428
Because it's not a serious fighting game but the players pretend it is
>>343532096
Meleefags may be insular and autistic but your post is even more so.
>>343536447
What is playing an older entry to a series competitively weird?
i just farted and blood came out
>>343536142
But people are fine with the Holy Trinity of competition (Arena FPS, RTS, and "traditional" fighting games). It's when people start talking seriously about retard shit like Smash, Dark Souls PvP, MOBAs, Pokémon, etc that you have to draw the line.
post yfw you'll never be an odor inspector at a smash tournament
>>343532448
No, it has a smaller entry pool because everyone else is busy with other actual fighting games and no wasting their time a decade and a half later still playing Melee.
>>343531428
Have you ever seen Smash "tournaments", everyone there looks like a malnourished greasy faggot.
smash is fucking embarrassing
i miss brawl
SSBM is 15 years old.
These autists need to give it a fucking break. Nobody cares if you can wave dash. Nobody cares if you can wipe the floor with 99.9% of players using Fox or Captain Falcon. Nobody cares if you reflect items with your shield.
All people see is a bunch of faggots who suck the fun out of the game by playing only 2 levels, playing with no items and playing unvariably the same 3-4 characters over and over again. Nobody wants to play against them and vice versa, since it would most likely end with somebody getting punched in the face at some point during or at the end of their first match.
It takes skill to exploit shit that was unintentionally left into the game, agreed. Too bad it turns you into a tryhard NEET loser with no friends. I guess it's worth those 5 minutes of glory at e-sports events tho.
So is Melee going to finally die?
>>343536164
because he's a prominent figure in the FGC and all this huffing and puffing publicly looks really petty and unprofessional.
Especially when he's mainly pissed off about Leffen and his dickriders complaining on twitter but ends up trashing on the whole scene and antagonizing them
why are fgcucks so obsessed with talking about Smash?
is it because no one wants to talk about their dead games?
>>343536824
Only when the current community dies of obesity and other health related problems. Literal no one new is joining the Melee community.
>>343536824
melee might die but the smell will live on
>>343536754
Tourneyfags, everyone
>>343533086
Proofs?
>>343536864
I don't think he cares.
He's stood up for them before, and now they're antagonizing him for arbitrary reasons.
He can be pissed if he wants.
>>343536864
Jebailey doesn't give a shit about sponsors or numbers. He just wants players to have a good time at his events. Antagonizing the retards who were talking shit about other games is completely justified and you should fully expect Smash to be axed next year.
>>343536879
Kek.
>>343536754
>>343534670
>>343534101
>>343532629
>>343531428
>>343536723
>Arena FPS
Can't comment on that, guess it's still a thing?
>RTS
>implying SC2 is alive when LoL is a thing in clicksports central
wew lad
>"traditional" fighting games
Yeah, they're still a thing.
>>343536754
That has to be fake, I shit on smash players all the time because they're easy but this is just too much.
>>343536971
>Melee has more entrants at EVO than EVER by FAR
>every other fighting game besides SFV is DEAD
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>>343532629
I used to be a part of the Tallahassee smash community about five years ago before it got all frequent and organized.
Seeing this, it's probably for the best I stopped participating.
>>343536754
>>343537016
>practice Smash for months, years in private
>hone my skills night and day
>time to make my grand debut at Big House 5
>get in line, wearing my nicest Big Dog shirt and freshly ironed cargo pants
>get to the front of the line
>there's a Penis Inspector
I didn't make it, guys.
>>343537016
Found the Smash Stinker.
>>343536816
They don't even get 5 minutes outside of people that post and give a shit about this. Most other people don't give two shits about whatever is going on with Melee. If they follow anything it's the occasional SF match or two.
>>343536879
I know you're trolling, but here is your reply.
>>343537121
It's not too much. You've clearly never been to an event with these autistic fucks.
>>343537115
Goddamn
>>343537109
SFV is one fucking game, every other one of your shitty games are beaten by smash and pokken.
get absolutely fucked.
>it's just a loud minority
I've NEVER seen a good impression of the melee community
you're all autistic as fuck
>>343536142
>anon lists 2 games
>"OMG YOU HATE EVERY MULTIPLAYER GAME!"
>>343536754
gross
>>343535021
Not including LoL, League baby confirmed
>>343536816
nice projecting
>>343537115
No Logan! What are you doing?! They're just a boy.
>Muh melee
>only people that matter are the top 5 who are the only interesting players
It was fun for a while. But its been nearly 10 YEARS of the same players, with Leffen turning up but failing to revitalise the excitement
L M A O
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>>343537316
if the BO inspector comes to evo you guys will be few enough to directly jump into top32 from the get go
>>343537395
nice shitposting
>>343537510
jesus christ that bitch is hideous. putting on cat ears and a wig cant fix everyone i guess.
>Armada wanted personal hand warmers
What the fuck?
>there are literal adult aged human beings who have to be TOLD to shower and not smell bad before leaving the house
I mean I get it, when I have no where to be on the weekends I just cook up a smell because I live a lone and have no where to be, but the literal MOMENT I have somewhere to be or I know I have to go out that day I shower and make sure I don't smell like shit.
>>343537547
dELETE THI;S
>>343537636
Meleefags don't go outside unless it's for tourneys.
>>343537608
Where is that screengrab of someone comparing the melee fags to Kyle's cousin from South Park?
Because its fucking dead on.
>Oh no I need hand warmers because my hand gets creeeeeamps. Oh I also need a CRT because there's input leeeeeg.
>>343537316
Pokken is actually a fighting game though.
Also Tekken 7 isn't out for home release and its biggest competitive scene is in Korea who regularly pumps out 2000+ entrants at Korean majors.
GG's primary competitive base is in Japan with Japanese tournaments have the largest turn out.
No one plays Mortal Kombat. No one plays Killer Instinct. Marvel is legit dead and it's a shock it's still around.
King of Fighters gets 3000+ entrant tournaments in China with the largest online viewership of any fighting game too.
You would know this if you were actually FGC.
>>343537456
Not trying to defend melee here but isn't most fighting game finals consist of mostly the same people year from year?
>>343537636
>tfw went to local game store recently and there was genuine neckbeard fat fuck in the amiibo section that smelt of death
everyone that walked ast him covered their noses. fucking awful
I'm a neet shut in but even I shower and deoderize every day incvase I occasionally go for a family/friend meet up
>>343537316
What's your point? Smash is only two games, dumbfuck.
The FGC plays a lot of different games it just so happens, and a lot of people play Street Fighter.
>>343536723
>But people are fine with the Holy Trinity of competition (Arena FPS, RTS, and "traditional" fighting games)
no they aren't. /v/ constantly complains about all multiplayer games and accuses all competitive players of being autistic/friendless/neet/whatever (because they're projecting)
>>343531854
KEN SENSEI?
DID HE FUCKING TELL YOU TO STUDY THE LANGUAGE, YOU FUCK?
>>343537459
How to ensure that the smash nerds will follow the rule? Easy: make a D.O. tier list. They'll unvariably go for the god tier deodorant and make a point of only using that one.
>>343537772
Why isn't KoF more popular in the states though
it's a great game
>>343537756
The one thing I'll actually defend is the need for CRTs. The input lag is really noticeable and it exists solely because of the age of the game.
>>343537115
Logan the savage.
>>343531428
>Literally every fighting game anyone strives to be good requires a certain amount of autism.
>Smash is arguably the most popular fighting game so the potential player base is bigger, and by extension more likely to have dumbfucks
>Melee has a victim complex from its early days
>Smash in general plays nothing like established FG games except broadest concepts
>skills don't transfer anywhere; controller not used anywhere else
>I'm just going to stress this; nothing plays like melee. 4 and 64 does in the sense controls do, but melee is melee and has some serious zealots because there's literally nowhere else to go
>Every game in the FG has its own stock of rabid fans and haters
>Melee games are long. 4 stocks goes a lot slower than 99 second rounds, even if technically every stock is a round in Melee
>Melee gods hate one another and don't even try to play nice. They are, arguably, the golden standard other players look to when getting involved in the scene. So, by extension, the scene has a lot of bloodthristy niggers
Wrap it all together and it's a small wonder the GG award ceremony "MELEE" chant is one of your worst examples of bad PR. I wouldn't call them ticking time bombs, but they'll probably always be the black sheep of the FGC.
>>343537891
>>343537891
Because it's all about Mexico and Korea.
>>343534971
Johns are, essentially, the act of blaming something other than your lack of skill for a loss.
Sweaty hands made you fumble, lights are too bright, room is too hot, shirt is too tight, you didn't win I was distracted.
No johns means don't bitch when you're on the floor.
>>343537928
There's something funny how the whitest scene in the FGC (if you wanna consider Melee part of the FGC) is also the one most likely to Chimp Out.
>>343537636
>Be a worthless NEET for four years.
>Still make sure to shower every day.
>>343534452
Smash as a playstyle EASILY takes the longest to go through compared to other games.
>>343534670
>Spongebob crt
fucking wat?
How normal people ask for stuff
>I would like X and Y because Z. If you cannot provide these I understand but I will be unable to attend. Thanks for the consideration
How melee fags ask for stuff
>WE NEED CTRS, 3/5 AND HAND WARMERS. THIS EVENT IS ONLY HAPPENING BECAUSE OF US, WE MADE THIS EVENT IF YOU DONT MAKE THESE DEMANDS WE WILL MAKE OUR OWN TOURNAMENT.
>>343537891
Capcom cabinets were purchased primarily in US arcades. The people who didn't want to play SF, Marvel, or DS tended to be edgy kids like that fat guy from Giant Bomb and played Mortal Kombat instead.
China, Mexico, and South America couldn't afford Capcom cabinets but SNK cabinets were cheap so they got King of Fighters instead of Street Fighter.
>343537636
>there are people out there that don't wear deodorant
what the fuck?
>>343537928
Smash 4 seems to be meshing better since plenty of its top players also play games like SFV too, albeit more casually. It's just Melee that needs to go.
>>343531428
>melee takes longer than any other set and they want 3/5
>meanwhile much faster games are often forced into best of 2/3 until GF even though matches can end in 30 seconds.
Pure fucking cancer.
>>343531913
>kicked them out once for being assholes
>oh we changed please let us back
>act like ass holes again
just kick melee out of all fgc events they already have melee exclusive events
>>343538093
These are mostly kids, anon. Give them a break.
They could spend a few minutes to explain why CRTs are better, but instead they throw a tantrum.
>>343534184
Melee would actually be perfect if you got rid of fox.
Prove me wrong.
>>343538071
CRT's dont have parity so, because Melee is a fucking 15 year old game, they have to find CRTs in junkyards and shit with the least amount of input lag.
And then they gotta lug the monsters around and it causes all sorts of headaches for TO's.
>>343538260
sm4sh is mostly kids. Melee is 25 to 35 poor white dudes that were too scared to go to arcades because black guys and hispanics were loud around the MvC2 cabinets and it made their feet hurt.
>>343536519
>adult thing to do
We're talking about smash players here
>>343538291
>Ban Fox
>M2K becomes the champion
I am gonna kill myself today.
I fucking have played Melee my whole entire life, and i've wasted all these years when i could have played a real fighting game.
>>343537859
/v/ is not at all representative of competitive gaming culture.
>>343538446
That probably wouldn't happen. More like Hungrybox becomes almost uncontested.
>>343538409
Hey, if Viscant the pure can survive the arcade culture, so can anyone.
>>343538291
>Prove me wrong.
Sheik is the reason over half the cast isn't used.
>>343538409
>and it made their feet hurt
>>343536519
>the adult thing to do when you are paying to both participate in their event and travel to it is to just suck it up and take whatever shit they give you
Nah, this is straight up fucking cuck talk. LTG is right, the FGC is nothing but a bunch of pathetic fucking cuckolds holy shit.
If you faggots stood up for your games maybe SFV wouldn't be such a piece of trash on life support LMAO
>>343538030
I would say pretty undoubtedly it is, though the FGC itself is very splintered about accepting just that.
>>343537891
I wish kof was played more, but if it flies under the radar when this kind of shit comes up and people like to think only SF and smash exists, then I'm good.
>>343535968
Right. Grand Finals.
>>343536018
>>343535730
And so they should leave and start their own tournament per usual.
Its weird how I have to repeat things from my original post for you guys
>>343538636
>Cuck
>Cuckold
Typical Melee sperg.
Go back to your containment board child, adults are talking.
>>343538597
Name a single character that would be viable without shiek.
>>343538093
You're acting like the entire community is like this. It's 2-3 top players who think since they can triple waveshine out of shield, they deserve to be carried to their matches on a throne and fanned by exotic girls.
The majority of the community doesn't care, they just want to go and play the game they like. Unfortunately the smash scene has a bunch of loudmouth twitter dickriders that will parrot any dumb ass thing top players say even if they don't attend tourneys
>>343538742
>top 8 is grand finals
ROFL
>>343538636
Pretty sure SFV being trash has nothing to do with the tournament scene or its players. Capcom doesn't give a fuck if you tweet to them or anything like that.
AYO SO HOL UP
*WAVEDASHES AWAY FROM SHOWERS*
SO YOU BE SAYIN THAT
*L-CANCEL OUT OF DEODORANTS*
SMASH BROS
*GETS REFUSED BY SMELL BOUNCER*
IS NOT A FIGHTING GAME?
>>343538749
You say that as if we aren't already on a retard containment board.
>>343532629
I stopped going to Magic the Gathering tournaments for this exact reason. I couldn't handle it. I understand the whole "socially awkward nerd" thing but take a shower and do your laundry God damn it. Other people have to sit in your fat sweat cloud.
>>343538636
Yeah it's very cuck-like to be mature when you're outside and dealing with other adults in a business fashion. No wonder the Melee community is the most popular fighting game fanbase in the universe.
why are almost all smash players black
>>343538742
>Top 8
>Grand Finals
>>343538291
Banning fox isn't going to make the bottom tiers suddenly viable, nor is it going to make the 20 odd banned stages playable either.
>>343538636
>Lessons in cuckoldry from an autistic Smash player who's never been to a tournament, has a genuine fear of chimp niggers, and wouldn't say shit to a TO's face but instead complain on an image board.
The cringiest thing in the fucking world is that one artist who posts photos of anime stylized Melee players and shit. Something similar to this:
>>343538870
>>343538309
Did they actually bring a spongebob crt? I don't believe that. I demand picture/link to old stream/something
>>343538873
>You're acting like the entire community is like this
show me a single example where is isn't the case
you guys keep saying its a loud minority but time and time again it's been shown that it's the majority
>>343538309
Parity? Non-/g/ fag, what do you mean? I thought CRTs had no input lag?
>>343539054
I've seen a Hello Kitty CRT before. It's actually an intended joke for the community to bring the stupidest looking CRT to a tourney to use for melee.
>I was in the grand finals of my local melee tournament
>Oh nice did you get 1st or 2nd
>No I got 8th
>>343538943
I've watched a handful of Magic tournaments and I'd end up sperging out immediately when some gross person touched my cards. No amount of plastic covers would let me get over it.
>>343538636
SFV has more Evo entrants than melee and sm4sh combined though.
>people still plays Melee
>>343538592
I'm white as a Siberian winter and I survived the SoCal arcade scene and went to CEO to enter SFV with buddies I made fifteen years ago there and in NorCal.
![rkmbS4b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6epbt8B.jpg "rkmbS4b[1].jpg")
>>343539054
Not what you are looking for, but dumb joke CRTs are a thing that some people have.
this is some sonic the hedgehog level autism man
The fgc is filled with black dudes. Why are there hardly any (to my knowledge) complaints about stink and such?
>>343538409
Well, this is awkward...
i was just wondering if the real reason behind this is the butthurt over how shitty SFV is. it just seems like the FGC has been getting really pissy and oversensitive lately, taking out their frustrations at their shit game by lashing out at random people and causing drama
>>343538974
Are you perhaps from another dimension? The Melee scene is without a doubt the whitest scene out there.
>>343539054
I don't have pics but apparently Andres who was the organizer of smash at CEO has one. Its a joke for the most part.
>>343539154
Some CRT's still have input lag or issues (BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING CRTs ) so they gotta find the "best" one.
>>343539361
Black people generally put on spray cologne or something at least because there might be a woman to try and have sex with.
>>343539292
Simple nationalist, go away
>>343539293
Yep, it's definitely not as rough as people say it is.
Well, except for people like LTG and that one black guy from the MvC2 days.
