Have you ever speedran a video game, /v/?
Are you looking forward to SGDQ 2016 (July 3rd - July 10)?
Here's the schedule: http://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
And here are the rules: http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/sgdq_2016_rules.html
What's your favorite video game to watch being speedrun?
>mfw got fired, so I can watch the entire thing
>>343513851
i'm not autistic, so no
>>343514002
:^)
People still care about the GDQ's? You can only watch the same speed runs so many times. The last one I watched was in 2014 and it was a shell of its former self. Speedruns in general aren't entertaining anymore after you've been watching them for years
I will probably look at it for a few minutes, then laugh about how stupid it has gotten over the years. 2013 was the last good year for GDQ.
>>343513851
I used to stream speedruns of some mega man games, I still have what I think is a pretty good mega man 4 time
I'll watch sgdq to support some of the people that have really invested in the community, most are really great people
It's also neat to see how the routes can change from year to year, even in old game they find new tricks
No one worth watching. Not a single person in that worthless list.
>>343513851
I can speed run Contra, Resident Evil, and Faxanadu. Only because I played them a billion times
Not to derail but what consequences did that I LIKE THAT JUMP guy face? All records removed? Banned from events?
>>343513851
>speedrunning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
Chibi speedrun when?
>>343517610
Did he unintentionally drop his phone and then just rolled with it?It's sort of funny but he looks so stiff.
>>343513851
>no f-zero runs
For what purpose?
>>343513851
>all those literally who's
>no Coolkid, Dexter, TMR, etc, etc
There's a handful of runners I will try to watch, the rest is literal filler
>Caveman running Klonoa and The Rapid Angel
Caveman picks the best games to play.
>>343518132
Nobody keeps 3 pens in their pocket.
>>343517610
He shouldn't have hesitated.
It was awkward as soon as he made it awkward by thinking everyone noticed him
Yeah, gone home
There's more
>>343518938
O-of course. Who in their right mind would, right?
yeah
>>343517947
Rwhitegoose telling it like it is.
>tfw you will never be as snug as he is in his Cowichan
I'd love to get a legit one but they're expensive as fuck. I do with what I got, and a fake ass Cowichan is a comfy Cowichan nonetheless .
>>343513851
Is Cosma going to go?
>>343518938
I think you underestimate their autism/overestimate their intelligence
>>343513851
I have.
I was even at SGDQ
Im not a turbonerd.
>>343513851
>http://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
No FPS block?
No doom, duke, blood, half life?
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
at least they didn't intentionally try to show off. Or perhaps the fatty did. Annoying as fuck
>>343519165
never, because (s)he doesn't have the vag to stay on cam and not cry, knowing (s)he is a monstrosity.
>>343519281
ALPHAMALE
>>343519198
do you have the one where the fat dude is making out with his relatively decent looking gf
I always have a good kek seeing the /v/ salt when that one gets posted
>>343513851
Metroid Zero Mission.
>>343513851
I like watching the zelda speed runs they are normally pretty good.
how has this thing got so big over the last few years?
>>343519198
To be fair he's there to watch the game he likes and/or support the event.
They look like they are there for attention or to prove they are "le female nurds"
The fact HE started the socialising kinda shows who actually wanted to be there, looked forwards to meeting people
>>343519420
yeah here >>343519281
>>343519492
You can see their turn-off though
>>343519281
You could be crushing her delicious pussy like this fat motherfucker and instead your shitty personality put your chances away
>They removed WinWaker from twitch emotes
Ayyy
>>343519594
He tried it.
>>343513851
I went to see it once in 2014 got there during ninja baseball batman and stayed until PJ finished his SGnG run.
You can actually see me in the stream video
Oh and who could forget
>>343519690
why?
>Silent Hill 3
Holy shit a fucking good game for once.
>>343519594
No, women are only after status, I cant give them that because I'm not rich
>>343519817
Take a wild fucking guess
>>343519589
Exactly, because they are not there for any reason other than bragging rights.
They don't want to talk to people passionate about the games that are being played and probably think everything going on is "cringy".
Guarantee they got a few good selfies to update their facebook profiles though
>>343519594
this, if anything you should be ecstatic knowing it's possible to begin with
>>343519857
Don't get your hopes up. Remember when they ran SH2? They used a bug to remove every enemy in the game and just ran through empty corridors the entire game. And they were furries.
>>343519865
Nah man I have a buddy who's sitting at home watching TV all fucking day like a mad man and his girlfriend basically pays for everything. She's fine with him being an unsuccessful child it seems
>Thought SGDQ would be later this month
>I was looking at the 2015 dates accidentally
>It's actually tomorrow
>Evo five days later
I'm fucking stoked.
>>343519876
I dont watch this shit, so I have no idea.
>>343519690
They'll update it withUrNumbersUp
>>343519165
Does he have nudes
>>343513851
Great, another shitfest where the audience camera is getting more attention than the runs.
I will probably watch the Pinball Done Quick portion for the most part because pinball > vidya
>>343520125
JOHN
>>343513851
>What's your favorite video game to watch being speedrun?+ 0 post omitted.
Mario 64, it's a shame the top runners for that game are disgusting and autistic.
Will he be back. Yes or No.
>>343521345
FUCKING
>>343521982
Quill was at a GDQ?
remember us /v/?
>>343522216
Anyone has that webm of the girl who really needed to take a shit?
>>343522216
They seem like a fun couple
i got banned permanently for saying "trihex is a nigger" in the twitch chat. 3 years going i'm still banned.
>>343522216
i've had this before and i need it again :(
>>343522042
N U M B E R S
>>343522637
fucking kek. was it worth it?
>>343522736
naw
>>343522491
Wasn't he asked to leave?
>>343522780
probably
>donate $18.07 when cosmo lost his 18:10
>they didn't read it out
Instantly refunded it. Enjoy $18 less for charity you selfish cunts. Keep protecting yourself against memes though!
>>343513851
complete garbage, hasn't been good for years
>>343519095
this nigga looks bad ass. i bet bitches want to fuck him
>>343513851
Half-Life 2 by Gocnak kinda blew my mind
Too bad no goldsrc/source games this time
>>343514628
Well, speedruns started interesting me only just recently, and I honestly found quite a few previous GDQ runs fun to watch. For me, the speedrunner's commentary and the audience reactions somehow really add to the experience. I'm looking forward to this year as well.
>>343519794
SEXIST PIG SHOULD BE KICKED OUT FOR DISRESPECTING A WOMAN
>>343519095
i've seen one of a guy go up and get flat out DENIED
Let the autism begin.
>>343522637
Epic
Requesting webm of the guy who smiles at the girl who then turns around in disgust
>>343519165
haha i almost forgot about this guy
does he still run anything?
BASIC
LEE
>>343522893
They dont read out 18 bucks unless real srg hours with 1,5k viewers
Plus even if they suspect it's a trolll they wont read it
There are two layers of filter, one guy sends the narrator what to read, and then the narrator can check too
Especially since Charlie Hebdo
>>343519198
>shaking hands
wow, why did he think even for a second he would be the hero we needed. let alone the one we deserved.
>>343523167
He's running his life into the ground.
>no undertale
whats the point to watch this shit every year the same mario and megaman games.
>look at the schedule
>no Lost Levels or Yoshi's Island run
Welp...
>>343522872
I really hope he's laughing at a horde of Trihex emoticons on the Twitch chat.Is he?
>>343519594
she's cheating on him but i agree, he still hits it. Just not enough. And so she cheats.
>>343523167
His life.
>>343513851
It's actually going to run during 4th of July??
THESE FUCKING TRAITORS DON'T THEY CARE ABOUT ALL THE AMERICANS THAT DIED ON THE BEACHES OF OMAHA NEBRASKA ON 911???
>>343522893
I know some runners told donation readers to not read anything that begins with "Greetings from Germany" during their runs. Hopefully more people do that.
>>343523397
>le every woman is a cheating whore maymay
>>343513851
>Dustforce is actually SS all levels this time and not that boring ass any% shit
>>343519865
You're out of touch with reality. Please seek help before you become the next elliot rodger.
>>343513851
how enjoyable, watching autism rush through a game. you guys are idiots
>>343523416
>europeans still mad that americans can be openly nationalistic, while they'll go to jail for it
>>343519165
>Cosmo is playing Smash more seriously now
>John FUCKING Numbers is going to Evo
>Cosmo might be going as well
>Yfw Cosmo defeats John F. Numbers in bracket and regains his sanity
>>343523693
That's only Germany.
>>343523693
Eastern/Central European masterrace. I can be as nationalistic and 'phobic' as I want here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh_Z4EuVSwo
What happened to Adam?
>>343523754
pretty sure cosmo only plays smash now and has never gotten out of groups anywhere
and the nigga worries about money
hey heres a solution
run 3D Zeldas again, WRs or not you will get enough funbux
i know you're reading this, Cosmo. You still have your dick. Come home. You don't think so now, but everyone will forget the tranny shit within a month and donate you more than ever.
Just like any video game related activity, quality of these events is inversely proportional to the amount of women involved there, which is why it has been exceptionally shit for the last 2 or 3 years.
>>343523693
there is nothing openly nationalistic about getting drunk, eating bad barbecue, and lighting shitty fireworks in your backyard.
most americans have no idea what 4th of july even celebrates. and no, this is not an exaggeration - ask any american what happened on the 4th, and in what year, and they won't be able to answer.
For some reason these threads are never, ever about video games. Why the fuck are they allowed?
I've been watching a few speedruns and 1. It's not faster than TAS and B. It's not as fun as playing the game yourself, so I have absolutely no idea why this activity is as big as it is. Isn't it basically Pewdiepie live?
>>343513851
I did 100% speedruns of OoT and BK. OoT took me around 7 hours. BK around 4,5.
>>343524076
>bad barbecue
>>343523632
>basing my viewing choices on whether an edgy joke can be made about it
>>343524005
John Numbers blew him the fuck out so hard it caused him to turn genders the only way to reverse this curse and regain his normal self would be defeating him and breaking the spell that John Numbers placed on him at the NWC.
That's why he dropped speed running and picked up Smash full time. He needs to defeat John
I'm too lazy to check are joshimuz adam_ak going to be there?
>>343522216
>feel like killing myself
>see clips like this and the other one of them kissing
>remember i had that once
God dammit, anons. I want to go back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkroIXktjgE
And i will. It's just hard as fuck to get motivated.
>>343519916
why the fuck would wanting to talk to some random beta autist have anything to do with liking video games or not? I wouldn't want that creep near me either
>>343521982
what the fuck, when was quill at gdc?
>>343523817
t. Dutch who gets branded as nazi if he puts orange in his flag/Spaniard who gets called fascist when he speaks in favour of Spanish unity/Brit who bins his knife/Swede who gets sharia police'd if he says no
>>343524093
>Isn't it basically Pewdiepie live?
It's more like money laundering live.
>>343524285
oh suck it up. Most of us never had that at all. At least you got the opportunity to taste success
>>343524348
You don't know how to use t.
>>343524440
don't give up dude, we all deserve it.
>>343523861
The concept of central europe ended with the german empire. If your country was east of the iron curtain you're eastern european.
>>343524448
t. Shithead who never was on yilauta or kc
>>343518839
YES FUNKY
>>343524285
don't care
>>343513851
Never speedrun a whole game, but when sonic generations hit steam I did the time trial thing for city escape act 2 and battled with 3 other people for the world #1 spot on the leaderboards for about 3 days, gaining it back by milliseconds only to be beat by them again
then FUCKING HACKERS all had 0 second times and some dudes had times that were suspiciously quicker regardless (although my route probably wasn't optimal anyway so a few seconds might have been saved by crazy new routes)
Love to watch GDQ with my wife's son.
>>343524285
>pinkerton weezer
you have good taste anon. you'll find a qt one day.
just make sure you get her to like you more then you like her
>prevent cancer
>now doctors without borders
Will they ever pick a non-shitty "non-profit" organization? How about an organization that actually researches cures and helps elevate society to new plateaus instead of faggot pamphlet printing machines?
>some guy in my guild is going to SGDQ
>probably going to end up on some guy's couch
I can't wait for him to end up banned
>>343524617
That's better.
>>343524440
I'd argue that living in ignorance of what a gf feels like is marginally better than having a taste of it and then being unable to experience it again.
>>343518106
theyre going to speedrun who can ruin chibi's life first
>>343524738
Doctors without Borders is one of the few legit charities though
>>343513851
no, and speed running is a retarded meme and waste of time as are their fan base.
>>343524838
Nigga I still have to use the "bags of sand" and salty coins excuse
Its like applying for a CEO position with a GED
I think I may try speedrunning Bloodstained if it is good enough.
I really enjoyed doing backslides and hop recoveries when playing trough the demo.
>>343524881
>implying i give a shit about medicating niggers who lack the education to prevent many of the illnesses they get afflicted with
Wasting money on AIDs prevention and treating malaria
>There will never be a good AGDQ or SGDQ ever again
>DOOM games will forever be banned
>New games will never be allowed
>Cursing will always be banned
>Literally any jokes at all will always be banned
BIGGEST
MEME
ON
THE
PLANET
>>343525143
I like that people use his rant as fact when it only exists because he was getting his ass beat in a videogame and trying to justify it. If he just got gud it wouldn't exist
>>343518839
YES FUNKY
>>343524285
Wow, didnt know women posted on /v/
>>343523927
Probably busy with work and life stuff.
I don't know what he does exactly.
>>343522872
>sniggers
I suddenly feel like reading this again
>>343524718
what an album huh
and ye, i know...
>>343525132
>DOOM games will forever be banned
I know that King Dime is running Plutonia, but is this true? No more Ultimate Doom or Doom 2 races? Not even D44M?
>>343524881
They heal up every terrorist we shoot down
>>343525132
>Cursing will always be banned
i got proof
>>343522637
>>343524005
>everyone will forget the tranny shit within a month
No way, that shit doesn't wash away.
Eventually people might get bored of the tranny meme but you'll never forget.
>>343525262
You don't justify something you're doing by saying it's terrible. He already holds Goldeneye records, but it was said out of frustration.
>>343525523
he always painted his nails and shit, didn't stop the funbux coming in
trust me i'm always right about shit like this
if he just changed back to cosmo tomorrow, give it a month and you watch everything climb back to how it was. He would have even more followers just to drive it in to his head to stop being a fag/tranny again.
>>343523418
What's wrong with "Greetings from Germany"?
>>343524436
>>343525369
D44M isn't allowed right now because it's a new game.
Pretty much any game has a year long buffer or so before it's allowed to be run, because of how quickly new routes and glitches are found.
But as far as I know, all old DOOM games are banned, yes.
>>343519794
This guy was on the Late Show last night, by the way.
>>343525748
Namely that every German did it so much that everyone else started doing it as a joke.
>>343525792
>But as far as I know, all old DOOM games are banned, yes.
>There are people who will fall for this
Greetings from Germany! This is my wife's son and mine's favorite game! Here's to kicking cancer's butt and remember, kill those animals!
>>343525692
Painting nails doesn't equate to a name change, crossdressing, identifying as a female and videos like
>all the categories are arbitrary
I've had straight male friends who painted their nails for shits and giggles, even if you do it because you find it pretty it doesn't measure up with what Cosmo has been doing since the Numbers incident.
>>343525748
Greetings from Germany!
>>343525792
http://www.speedrun.com/d2016
stop dribbling shit you have NO idea about, anon
retard
>It's a good time for donations episode
>>343518839
YES FUNKY
>>343526027
what are you trying to say though
there are so many people who just want him to change back and aren't convinced he is serious and never will be convinced until he has the chop
which he has said won't happen to my knowledge
i honestly think within a year he will go back to being cosmo. I've seen people in nuthouses go home one day after having a fit and suddenly become normal. I have a real tranny friend, first thing he did was have the chop, cosmo is just an attention whore. He will be back as a he, mark my words. Screenshot this shit.
I want to know before I watch SGDQ have they ensured that nobody on screen will enjoy themself in anyway? I get triggered by seeing people smile and laughter is literal rape.
>>343518839
YES FUNKY
>>343519281
>fat as fuck and ugly
>speedruns
Hes either a neet or has rich parents
>>343513851
Who /UncontestedWR/ here?;_;
>>343524838
>have enough friends to meet someone
>have met someone, kissed and even had SEX
>complain that at some points peoples get tired of the same shit and want to move on in their life
you bitch
Greetings from Germany, just donating the yearly requirement as written by Muhammad in the holy book Koran, masalama lekum
>>343519281
>>343522216
>Had this before
>Dumped her because she was "too clingy" and I was an emotionally unavailable manchild
>5 years later I'm a 27 year old mess
>She's now 25 and about to get married
I WISH I COULD GO BACK
>>343524005
He should just do porn, I'd buy that shit.
>>343526384
>what are you trying to say though
Do you honestly believe people who browse /v/ would just "forget" if he came back?
Even if he made a glorious return to speedrunning as the master gender, select people would still display vitriol towards him and remind him of his "tranny period".
>everyone will forget the tranny shit within a month
No they won't, see my point?
>>343526756
*sigh*
rollin
>>343526989
>eiD ot woH
What did he mean by this?
>>343513851
I made a Terranigma Speedrun a year ago, finished in 3:58h which is pretty bad compared to everyone else.
>>343525692
I actually agree with this.
Pic unrelated.
>>343513851
I like to aim for decent times in Stealth games once I really master it. The new HITMAN game has a lot of ways to fuck around in for complicated kills, getting wicked fast times, or doing both.
This guy gets it.
https://youtu.be/R0Z1qnSZ4l4
>>343526384
>I have a real tranny friend
>real tranny
nigga its all in your head.
>>343527064
any attention is good attention anon, his problem atm is no one will watch and donate because he lives in a hugbox in girlmode. I'm confident about this, he'll be back.
>>343526756
whatever
>supporting events which directly ruin Africa and people living there because they promote their laziness and relying on foreign help instead of putting in work and fixing their horrible countries
>>343527359
he had his balls chopped off anon, not sure how much more i can ask of him lol. He was at work and i had no idea until he brought it up one day. Pretty sure he hadn't started any pills or anything yet.
>>343513851
>Have you ever speedran a video game, /v/?
When Resident Evil 2 came out my friend and I would speedrun it.
That was back there was no organized attempt at recording. I remember we sent in a VHS tape to a gaming magazine and they published our time in a list. Felt pretty good.
I have not since because I"m nearly 30 and don't have time for this shit. I wish I did but I do not.
>>343522637
>>343525262
Angry people tell only the truth
>Autistic negro gets to fug this
There might be hope for us after all.
>>343527820
hows that?
I once thought of speedrunning Yaiba, but got bored too quickly.
>>343513851
>nothing but Any%
Why even bother?
>>343528397
she looks unstable
the eyes..
>>343528846
Most possible games they can fit in that time. 7 100% runs only. Jak and Daxter is the longest at 2:15:00
>>343528397
her eyes are just begging me to squirt it in her ass
When's TASblock?
Not quite speedrunning but ive done world record on some of the CTR maps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrB3SoNtM30
>>343527314
This one is way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjcc243GyHc
>>343528846
Most games i run are any% categories
just makes the most sense to get to the end as quick as possible
having said that, i don't mind watching someone decent run super metroid 100% and shit like that where it can be done cleanly.
>>343529087
Last day at 1:54. Learn to use the schedule.
I always think its funny when streamers start a clock timer on brand new games that just came out. Why? On some off chance that they will have a world record that day or something?
>>343529213
pretty sick dude
>>343518839
YES FUNKY
Someone post the boss getting removed by the staff!
>>343518839
>Caveman is running anime loli games again
>>343514002
stupid weebposter
>>343527314
funny to steal a guys clothes as he's in the process of dying and falling over
>>343528397
it's always been a logistics game
an autistic negro who goes out to these kinds of events is much more likely to score than a cool guy who's a complete shutin
>>343528397
I can tell she likes it raw in the ass.
>>343528397
I can tell she is a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach
>>343519165
>I am pleased to see you well?
>Is it something urgent?
Either classics such as quake and doom or newer titles like wolfenstien. Butmy favorite games to watcg are gta vice city and sa.
>>343513851
>Any of these acts in relation to, but not limited to qualify as harassment:
-Race
-National origin or descent.
-Gender
-Gender Identity
-Gender presentation.
-Sexual orientation.
-Age
-Body size or type
-Disability
-Religious affiliation.
-Citizenship
-Pregnancy.
>>343528397
She's got those crazy eyes going on
>>343534965
re animeposter get out ree!
I can't wait for another hollow and sterile GDQ event
Greeting from Israel
>>343519198
who the fuck are these cunts? the fag is being friendly and they're faces convey as if the guy is offering a drugged beverage.
"leave us alone, we don't trust you because everyone guy here is out of our league and just want to rape us"
christ
>>343526756
let's see
>>343518839
YES FUNKY
>>343535386
>age
>citizenship
>pregenancy
Fucking hell they're are getting cancerous with this shit. I just want to call out the pregnant illegal spic thats 50 in the crowd, let me do my american bound duty.
>>343522652
>>343524285
>>343526989
>had this before
at least you've actually experienced the embrace of an equal human, fucking cunts
>>343522491
LOWER THE BRIGHTNESS YOU FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7wXPKCyWxc
>>343526756
>I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
what did he mean by this?
>>343526756
Oh sheeeit senpai, we rollan?
>>343526756
all v posters are per def cucks
>>343527109
>>343527426
>>343536248
>>343537089
>>343537179
>/v/ is full of cucks
Seems about right.
>>343526756
bull confirmed
Is cis-mo wright going to be in attendance? I want to see people awkwardly stare at it while it bombs another run
I want to make a drinking game or a BINGO. i need ideas.
so far i have:
>Greetings from Germany
>they mention cancer
>the slip in a meme like 'my wife's son'
>they try to get them to say HOIP
>they don't do it
>unironically saying 'Thats never happened before'
>TASbot breaks
>>343537626
>they mention cancer
>in a donation stream about fighting cancer
this is just dumb and you know it
watching Duke_bilgwater murdering hotline miami 2 again
i really like this guy
a shame that he is not there tomorrow, afaik
>>343517610
what the fuck is this
>>343537729
The summer marathon typically benefits MSF, not that scam cancer charity.
>>343537729
SGDQ is about Doctors Without Borders though anon
>>343519198
I like to think this is what went down:
>"Well fuck it, since I'm already sitting next to two hot girls by my standards, I might as well introduce myself and maybe, just maybe, get laid for the first time in my life."
>"Howdy doo fine ladies, my name is anon."
>"Hi."
>"Hi."
>Awkward silence
>>343520003
>evo five days later
NAAAANIII!?!?!
>>343537626
>someone is escorted out by staff
>someone says something that triggers twitter and gets them bad from the event for life
>special guest called in via skype has to obviously and painfully avoid swearingstamper
Can't wait for the dishonored run, love that game and haven't seen it speedrun before.
QUICK, post all your voice recordings of that one hyper chick announcer from last year SGDQ.
Her voice turns my dick into diamonds.
>>343538058
I love his body language blatantly shows the girls that he's thought about this for a while, and now he's thinking 'fuck it'
>>343519198
>>343519095
>>343517610
Is this what autism looks like?
>>343537626
>>343537626
Good time for donations
Game trolled me
Singing
I thought it was today shit
>>343515193
>It's also neat to see how the routes can change from year to year, even in old game they find new tricks
this. Whenever Super Metroid is on the schedule I'm reluctant to watch it because I've seen it so many times, but it's crazy how drastically the route can change from year to year.
>>343537626
>seeing my childhood favorites
>kick cancers butt
>technical error
>cute grill on screen
>someone gets mad/salty
>>343513851
I'm going to be busy practicing my speedgame and watching speedrunners who are not complete sellout faggots. Thanks though.
>>343535386
>we will not allow onsite or late registration under any circumstances. Please do not ask.
But...why
>tfw no gf
>>343541385
>comatose
>>343541243
Should have signed up earlier, slutbag.
Reminder GDQ events promote bullying
>>343541750
What am I supposed to see here?
Just stay up late for the comfy runs, avoid the daytime cringe.
>>343537796
Hey Duke