Juri Han v. Tracer
The time has come /v/...
that's not even the best girl in either respective game.
But I pick Juri for this particular dispute.
>>343504373
of course not, but do you expect /v/ shitters to have taste. these are just the two they won't shut the fuck up about.
>>343504296
Tracer isn't best girl in overwatch, that's Mercy but atleast Dva would be suitable.
Anyway from this choice juri
>>343504425
>/v/
>liking tracer
This place turned on Tracer a month ago, where have you been?
>>343504425
Who the fuck talks about tracer. Mei, Mercy, widowmaker and Dva all are talked about more.
Hand Jobby > Tracer
>>343504296
Juri for the feet, even if they are too big now
>>343504296
I would've accepted Dva or Mei, but if it's Tracer then Juri all the way.
>>343504296
Juri will beat Tracer and then use het fat cock to ram Tracer into motherhoid, using her as breeding cow and stress relief.
Juri has down syndrome.
>>343504296
gook vs brexit
>not juri vs widowmaker
cmon
A bag of shit is better than Tracer.
She is literally the worst girl.
Actual queen of /v/
>>343504296
Neither.
If forced, juri.
Tracer is just painful to listen to and plain annoying.
>>343504296
Tracer has a pretty good design (minus the fucking awful chin and mouth) but her personality is shit, and her VA is awful.
So, Juri.
Posting actual queen.
>>343504676
How many boob jobs can one person get before they become Stretch Panic?
>>343504296
Tracer has a pretty good design (minus the fucking awful chin and mouth) but her personality is shit, and her VA is awful.
So, Juri.
Power footjobs or rapid thighjobs?
Hard to say
Move a side plebs
>>343504296
>>343505117
>rapid thighjobs
>Implying that's Tracer's specialty
Let's pretend she-who-will-not-be-named didn't hear that.
>>343505117
Power footjobsfrom Tracer
>>343505161
that's a boy anon
>>343505305
boys can be queens too
Fuck Tracer.
Goblin D.Va is more of a queen candidate.
Then again, fuck Juri's new design
>>343504676
>Fake breasts
>>343505385
>fuck Juri's new design
Are you unironically gay?
>>343504676
>ugly cunt thats faker than a korean pop star
>queen of anything but shit
>>343504296
>queen of /v/
>tripfag
>actishit-shitzard game
Can you fucking faggots have taste for once in your life
>>343505385
>fuck Juri's new design
Oh noooo you didn't......
If this was bait, you win the prize.
If this was not bait, you rolled my eyes.
>even Juri gets the THICK treatment
Capcom stop plz, I can't get any harder.
I ish Juri was my mom
>>343504296
Tracer is not even best OverWatch girl.
So I'd say Juri.
>>343505846
>Juri will never give birth to you
>Juri will never breastfeed you
>you will never "accidentally" walk in on Juri naked
>>343505457
>>343505584
Fuck you.
I can deal with the turtleneck but whatever she has on legs is absolutely retarded. The fuck are those straps on her feet, holy fuck, the pink part is already sewn in the suit. Those retarded pieces of cloth are uncomfortable as fuck to stand on. Anytime you would straighten out your foot to kick, those fuckers would move up your heel, assuming they're not tight as fuck.
And If they are tight as fuck, why would you limit the movement of your own feet? Holy shit, I hate this.
>those fucking rings scraping her ankles
>her whole fucking suit covers everything but toes
It's fucking stupid.
>someone says Tracer's pushing her ass in your face doesn't really seem like it suits her character
>Blizzard agree and change it to something that's still sexy but suits her character better
>everyone sensible is happy and that's the end of that
>meanwhile antiSJWs are starting hashtag campaigns, #freethebooty, writing blogs about censorship, crying about cultural marxism, making rage video blogs about how their videogames are UNDER ATTACK and being RUINED while faggots plan to boycott the game and they all basically chimp out for days over absolutely fucking nothing
Remember when we made fun of SJWs for being the embarrassing ones who made mountains out of molehills and went on crusades over nothing?
Good times.
>>343504296
Neither, Juri looks washed up and badly designed this time around and Tracer she's not even original enough to not have fanart without the clunky chest device all the fucking time.
Both are Lightning bad.
>not posting /v/'s all time favourite girl
>>343505957
>caring about the technicalities of her suit
You are a confirmed level 99 autist.
As long as she looks sexy as fuck it's good.
>>343506056
Horseshoe theory is not a meme. AntiSJWs became just as unbearable as SJWs.
Both sides hate each other because in them they see everything they hate about themselves but are too stupid or arrogant to want to deal with - so they project and attack their "enemies" instead. They don't even attack their enemies, they attack an imagined version of their enemies that exist as a huge group that can represent anything they dislike.
You can't risk actually engaging 1 on 1 because they might actually turn out to be reasonable. So you never actually engage with your enemies at all but obsess and talk about them constantly.
>>343506172
Oh, THAT's the kinda girl you're into, huh?
>>343506172
Tomboys, cakes and milfs are the best always. But Bayonetta is still queen of /v/
>>343506242
That's not what horseshoe theory means.
>>343504296
I don't particularly care for either but if I had to pick the one I least hate, it's tracer. juri is a fag and everyone who likes her is a weird foot fag.
>>343506056
This was my favorite pointless shit storm of the year. Absolutely perfect.
>Devs decide to pull the switch on something they've been considering while replying to someone bringing it up.
>Internet in a huge fucking uproar
>buttshots everywhere
>tons of pinups and porn made
>everyone involved
>this is the hill we die on
>the line must be drawn here
>this far, no further
>new pose revealed
>even sexier, pinup-ier pose
How did the internet respond then?
>dead. fucking. silence.
It was amazing. Absolutely perfect. The way the entire thing was dropped like a fucking infected corpse once the dev team proved that, yes, they did only care about how it fit the character and it had nothing to do with sexiness. Yes, often devs and publishers lie directly to our faces about why they changed or dropped something. But did anyone comment on what was, in retrospect, a completely bizarre and out of proportion response? Anyone go "you know, maybe there's a lesson here for all involved about mob mentality and taking our videogames too seriously?" Nope. Let's all just awkwardly shuffle off into our internet porn dens again until it's time for the next mob. See you all next week.
From the sidelines, it was a blast from beginning to end. Everyone blown the fuck out, nothing mattered in the end. All that hot air, all that indignation, all that shit. Absolutely pointless. Now lets move onto Blizzard making people take down their porn. I bet that's going to work.
>>343506219
>As long as she looks sexy as fuck
No, you're stupid and you like bad designs.
That is okay, though. There's a lot of people with no common sense and no taste at all.
But the design is bad and It only hurts Juri
>>343504296
Juri because she's asian and allows my yellow fever to grow.
>>343506380
Can confirm, I am a footfag
>>343506463
How the fuck would you dress her up then?
Just in a t-shirt and some sweat pants?
Just because it would make sense?
>>343506380
I'm a footfag and I don't like Juri, her feet are gross
>>343506559
It doesn't matter how I would dress her up.
The point is, the current design is dumb
>>343506778
Well i think its sexy and thats all that really matters for girls in fighting games
>>343504296
>Queen of /v/ isn't a loli like Ashley, Roll, that loli from Ape Escape, etc.
I want to die.
>>343507106
Yer an idiot but at least you're an honest idiot
It's fine, man
Thinking about It, the queen of /v/ must be either Amy Rose or Samus.
They are the closest to being universally liked here and they actually have semi regular threads
my pick
>>343507528
Pretty much
actual queen of /v/
>>343504296
>Juri's design
>Juri
>only waifufags play her
>she is low tier (I know she is unfinished, so calm your tits)
Let's see how far waifu love can take you guys.
Tracer wins since Blizzard actually had more balls and didn't end up censoring Tracer unlike Capcom.
>>343504296
Juri. It's not even close.
>>343508249
>censoring
What did you fucking idiots think was going to happen? They'd replace her ass with a cube?
She wears a skintight suit. Literally every single possible pose would still show her ass. But yeah, go ahead and call it a "victory" in your pathetic online pissing match for retards.
>new pose is revealed
>Tracer's ass still exists
>WE DID IT BROS! SJWS BTFO xD
>>343504296
If is jury from SFV, i go with tracer... she's so fucking fat now
>There are people in the world who unironically like dva's character
>>343504296
I cast my vote for Mai
>>343504296
Is Juri good for a beginner??
>>343508923
I thought that lame-ass gamergate girl was queen of /v/
>>343509134
Yeah, what the fuck wver happened to Vivian?
>>343504296
Fat ass vs no ass
gee can't we have a happy medium
>>343504296
one is best girl, tracer is the second worst girl
>>343508531
Don't waste your time trying to talk sense into these faggots.
>>343509134
>>343509210
Gamergate is basically verboten on /v/ so Vivian fucked off.
>>343509283
>based Omar
>>343508531
>Being this spergy about spergs
>>343504296
I despise Tracer's design but I'll still go with her because SF's gorilla hands and feet are fucking heinous.
Nope
You all disgust me
Juri is better than every Overwatch girl but Sakura and Makoto are both better than Juri. This anon >>343506172 also raises a good point, but there are also many more vidya girls that are better than both Juri and Tracer.
>>343509558
Idiots get mocked on 4chan. That's how it is and how it should be.
>>343510409
Is Sakura a good character for beginners?
Neither. One has huge fucking monster fingers.
The other has the shittest American British accent I have ever heard.
>>343504296
>tracer
Widowmaker is much hotter my dude
>>343510858
I'm terrible at fighting games, but I can tell you that I had an easier time getting used to Juri than most other characters. Also, get a fightstick if you actually want to get good, I went on for a long time trying without one, but it's not worht it.
>>343511003
...Her VA's from Yorkshire.
>>343507325
>idiot
>not the guy complaining about the lack of realism in a video game
>>343508249
The fuck, when did cock mongler get a sex change?
>>343505546
but he said she's the queen of shit
>>343504675
Since when has anyone here liked Tracer?
>>343504296
Juri.
There's only room for one queen of /v/
>>343506463
I always wonder how you "common sense clothing" autists ever enjoy videogames at all. Especially Japanese ones.
>>343511386
>He thinks English people sound like their from Charles Dickins
Oh you naive little lamb.
>>343506450
Your writing is compelling.
>>343506450
>Devs decide to pull the switch on something they've been considering while replying to someone bringing it up.
bullshit
they coincidentally decided to change a pose that someone called sexist
sure man, enjoy your cool-aid
>>343506450
>dead. fucking. silence.
are you retarded?
the internet wasn't silent at all and the new pose exposed her butt less, so they clearly pandered to SJWs
>yes, they did only care about how it fit the character and it had nothing to do with sexiness
bullshit
you are a fucking moron
the new pose is clearly putting her butt less on display and that is what they wanted to do
it had nothing to do with her character
also then they went ahead and went on a crusade against overwatch porn
this is all about muh feminism and muh misogyny
>>343504296
Who honestly finds that body type attractive? You should consider checmical castration, op, it can do wonders
>Its post your vidya waifu thread
Ok.
>>343504296
Why didn't they get rid of the shit horn hair?
>>343512348
My fucking nigga!
>>343504296
JURI
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>>343504296
>tripfag
>actually put effort in to make this picture
>skinny toothpick cunts
Take your autism and shit taste and fucking leave
>>343504296
Both are shit
>>343514054
>>343514250
The most blatant samefagging I've ever seen
Go back to 8gag and cry about it with the other 2 people who still give a shit
>>343504296
Juri
But Dva would be best from overwatch
>>343516172
it's only samefagging when I pretend to be 2 different people
retard
>>343504296
>shit or shit?
Go fuck yourself tripfag, who the fuck are you?
>>343507528
Top waifu
This is the only correct choice
>>343516827
Oh okay, you just wanted to embarrass yourself twice.
>>343504296
Hmmmmmm, thicc or stick..
Gee, I don't know.
>>343504296
Who is this fucking Tripfag? Who the fuck is he to tell us who can be our queen
>Tracer
>Not Mercy
Chun-Li wins
>>343504296
I don't like either but at least Tracer has human-sized proportions. Juri's feet are bigger than her own tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbj6KLZr4s
>>343504296
What about Tharja? Or Chun-Li? I know Tracer is the most iconic girl in videogames right now, but are we forgetting the others?
What about Roll? And Lili?
>>343505138
A S H L E Y
>>343518445
Black people gross me out
>>343518674
What if a cute black girl wants to cuddle with your penis?
>>343519014
>>343504296
T H I C C ?