GET READY FOR THE DAILY DOSE OF NINTENDO'S NEW SHOW
THE PLAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUwWAI_Zfn4&
SOMEONE STOP NOA
STOP THEM
>>343463115
>10 seconds in
I can't take any more
>>343463115
What the fuck is this shit? What are they fucking thinking? Jesus christ
>>343463115
I wish this guy was a /v/ poster.
ANDREW GET ON HERE AND TELL US WHAT DRUGS YOU TAKE BEFORE DOING THIS SHOW.
>>343463115
>>343463115
>nintendo stealing 4chan icons
WHAT THE FUCK?????
>adult posters dislike something created for children
Hmm...
I couldnt watch more than 7 seconds
well that was awful
>>343463115
Is this the vidya cringe thread?
>>343463115
This is not the change I hoped for.
>>343463115
>Implying any nintendo show will top this
https://youtu.be/okGH-1FW_1U?t=50s;(
>>343463429
It was advertised that the target audience was their fans...
>>343463115
Holy shit this is like that Ronald Mcdonald thing that they played during those movies they released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5OteVk1Qcs
>>343463115
Oh fuck
Yeah its fuckin stupid but this is exactly like the shit that kids are watching on youtube
Dammit Nintendo, why do I play your games even though you do shit like this?
>>343463115
what is this
Its LITERALLY for 4yo kids
This is what you are doing right now: You are going into a kindergarten and making fun of the coloring books they have calling them shit
>>343463115
Izzy the piranha is like a toned down drunk uncle
Andrew is a fag though
>>343463115
This really looks like something you'd see on the Disney Channel or The Hub.
>>343463115
MAKE IT STOP
>>343463429
>created for children
But Nintendo's main demographic is young men ranging from 20-35 years of age.
You guys, you are not the intended audience for this. It's for young kids and I'm sure they would really love it.
And in 15 or 20 years they'll be on here talking about being sad that it isn't around anymore and how ebin it was
>>343463115
My god.
this guy is a reaction images mine
Wazzup you cuhrazy kids!?
I don't get it. it's just a show for kids to enjoy.
The entire of this thread is just showing the "MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE PEOPLE" mentality.
why
it's like they are aware of what people hate
and they are going out of their way to show it to them
>>343463503
Reggie said Nintendo was transforming 2 E3s ago didn't he? I guess this is what he meant
izzy is a bro tho
Holy shit, this fucking company deserves to die.
>>343463115
>a company that targets children when it makes video games is now targeting children when it makes a show
whodathunkit
There's always obnoxious shit. Go back and try to watch The Brak Show, I'll bet you can't do it
>>343463878
I've gone so far past sadness I've looped around to joy
>>343463115
i don't even feel bad for pirating my wii u games anymore
Can I just get a show of Izzy?
>>343463750
here you dropped this
>>343463115
This is fine
>>343463115
Holy shit.
SASUGA NINTENDO JR.
>El Presidente de Nintendo
Is Reggie confirmed to be Mexican?
>>343463115
holy shit , somehow nintenyearsold will defend this
Why is Nintendo allowed to exist?
>>343463974
I think most of /v/ knows this wasn't intended for them. They just want something to shitpost about.
Oh god is that awful.
>B-but its for kids
Blue's Clues is less cringe.
Dora is less cringe.
Wishbone is less cringe.
Literally about 90% of kids shows you could name are less cringe then that.
>>343463878
>a FOURTH OUTLINE
WAKE ME UP
>>343463115
>mini mushroom anywhere on the list
>tanooki leaf number one
>cape not on the list
>FUCKING MEGA MUSHROOM NOT NUMBER ONE
>>343463115
why
Well at least Nintendo is honest about the audience they want.
>>343464181
It was intended for their fans though. They mentioned this over social media
We went from claymation crude humor to nick Jr. What the fuck
>Meanwhile, at Nintendo of Japan they get cute idols and Arino
https://youtu.be/RuEH9LE8KFE
>>343463115
Did Tim & Eric film/produce this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCEsXlu--8U
>>343463115
JUST
>>343463115
Would you an Izzy?
I hope Dobson finds happiness with his new canon show that decides the canon of the things he likes.
>>343463115
>super leaf
>super leaf
>super leaf
>super leaf
>>343463115
do kids even like this?
>>343464287
luigi and bowser what are you doing being so poorly drawn
that is a cool koopa clown kopter figure though
>>343463115
NSMB 2 was shit though
>>343464302
>nintendo 3DS-U
Would be decent if it was just the Piranha Plant.
Tbqh.
>>343464265
Source?
Welp, Nintendo had a good run. I had great times with their games and lots of good memories but I'm fucking done.
>>343463115
I want to hate it, but the weird Pee Week's Playhouse mixed with Blue's Clues vibe I'm getting from it is making me more amused than angry.
>>343463115
>>343463115
Guess we now know the direction the NX is now heading.
>>343464389
Kids like all sorts of shit. You ever actually seen Spongebob? It's almost torture. The more annoying it is, the more they want it.
Hell, it's like when you finally see how stupid and juvenile a thing is that some other person just adores and claims has stuff for adults too. it's regular show, but nintendo. it's adventure time, but nintendo. dumb shit for kids that manchildren will eat up and try to justify it
>>343463115
I was never really a fan of this kind of stuff even as a kid. But is it really that bad?
It reminds me of the stuff I saw as a kid in between saturday morning cartoons. The style and production values appears to be on par, and while it doesn't appeal to me the host appears to do this kind of style justice. Is my guess.
Nintendo need to just die already
>>343463115
i have transcended beyond the level of hatred
>>343464265Just admit you wanna shitpost about something, dude. We all know you do. Knock it off.
>>343464540
>he can't appreciate spongebob
plebeian
Fun Fact, this wasn't made by Nintendo but by a fan.
>>343463115
I'm done.
I can't.
Its just. I'm sorry.
I'm turning in my Shill Badge, even I can't spin this. Call me Bill O'Reilly because this is a no-spin zone.
>>343463115
Man it's like one of those 80's variety shows.
Eh. I don't think this is cringe. It's obviously aimed at extremely small kids. Might as well claim the actors of live actor toddler shows are cringy.
>>343464524
nice, saved
>>343463115
no one i know wants to admit it.
Butwith everything that nintendo is doing it's plainly obvious what their doing, they're going all out and trying to rid themselves of their image that only nintendo fans are "man children" by trying to do everything possible to drive those people away and banking really hard on getting their image as a company for kids again
you hardcore nintendo fans are being phased out by the company you support
>It's Friday night
Oh right, the console war kiddies are out.
>>343463543
so children
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>343463115
i cringed a lot harder then i usually do
>>343464712
IT DOESN'T PANDER TO ME SO IT'S SHIT
SHHIIIIITTTTTT
>>343463115
If it's one thing I know about children is that they don't like to be treated as such. I have a feeling this marketing shift won't do shit, especially with something from 2003.
At least I got to have fun
>>343463115
Holy fuck. I need to lay down for a while.
Nintenbros, just get a Sony™ PlayStation®4. There's tons of great mature games for mature gamers such as ourselves. You don't have to deal with the kiddy and gimmicky nonsense that Nintendo constantly craps out.
>>343464739
It's not even a console war thread
>>343464770
You think it isn't shit?
>>343464540
but early spongebob, regular show and adventure time are pretty good
>>343463503
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>>343463997
>>343464063
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>>343464673
Are you guys serious? Haven't you ever watched those 80's puppet shows with WACK MANIC characters? Its for kids, and kids like shit like this. Seriously you sound like some cynical jaded ass manchildren if you can't comprehend that someone might actually enjoy this.
Give me like 5 minutes...
>>343463582
Maybe because shit like that is not inside the game themselves? Just a thought.
>>343463115
>>343464841
NO
>>343463115
>le cringe
stop this.
They left up the like dislike bar. So naive. Its e3 2015 all over again.
>>343464886
Might as well complain about Thomas the tank Engine or Teletubbies or some shit. It's obviously meant for tiny children. It's apples and oranges.
>>343464210
oh my god
>>343464894
>kids like shit like this
I guess a certified child would know.
>Huh, people sure seem to like that Jon Tron fellow. Pewdiepie to. Maybe we can mix them. The only problem is, it's not child friendly enough.
>I know, lets 4kids the fuck out of it.
By treating their target demographic like absolute fucking babies they alienate anyone even remotely willing to participate. I get the feeling it was a bunch of old guys in a board room who completely forgot what it was like to be 12-15.
I guaruntee you that no one on this set was actually interested in making something they wanted to watch, thats why it's so shit. Fuck the writing, the bad choice in actor. Everything, that all plays second fiddle to the fact that this was a corporate hackjob done to reap in adsense money.
At least this creatively bankrupt fire is warm.
>>343464894
your're right, this video perfectly reflects nintendo at the moment
Well looks like that analyst company was right in that they would try to get the kid audience back.
First youtube comment is "nice show! keep it going! my niece loved it!"
Here's hoping we don't have another Wii/Wii U fiasco for NX where it's only core games are 1st party titles.
NX is the last chance, i'm about done with this NoA shit.
>>343464894
This. /v/ is just trying to find an excuse to shitpost.
I wonder what are mods doing.
>>343463115
Are they trying to make this like a digital 80s-90s kids show? I couldn't watch more than a minute but I can imagine kids liking it.
Never saw the Sesame Street as childrens, huh?
>>343464894
>ITS SUPPOSE TO BE SHIT
holy kek, nintencucks everyone
>>343464996
If they disabled it wouldn't teens complain that they can't take the bantz?
>>343465096
>my niece loved it!
Funny. The only way a kid would ever see this is if their parent shows it to them.
>>343465128
>DELETE THIS
>>343463115
>People losing their shit over some meaningless video that they wouldn't have ever watched if some autistic fuck hadn't ever posted it.
You all need to get your brains checked, there's something wrong with you all.
Should I also mention that this shit is literally made for little children? You shouldn't be watching this to begin with.
Just ignore it and move on, you're acting as if this will be all of Nintendo from now on.
>>343463115
How's the marketing done over in Nintendo Japan?
>no one knows what muppets are.
No regrets
>>343463775
>I'm sure they would really love it.
As a professional manchild, I'm an expert on what kids like. I can guarantee no kid would like this.
>>343465128
>Nintendo
>A video game company that makes video games targeted at kids
>They make a show with kids as their target audience
Stop the presses.
>>343463115
>Play Nintendo
Isn't that their side channel where they make the stuff for younger kids, like those Meow Meow Mario videos or how to play Smash Bros.?
>>343464389
If they liked the death of funny cartoons that you posted in your image then yeah, i can see them liking this
>>343465201
This would mean that the parent is probably well adversed in game knowledge enough to look for games for their youth rather than letting the youth go rampant with whatever they wanted just so the kid is out of their hair.
>>343463115
I can confirm with absolute certainty that not even little kids like this
I showed it to my little sister (who loves her 3DS)
She watched 30 seconds of it and she told me i was dumb for watching this
What the fuck is Nitendo thinking?
He is cute
>>343465249
maximum damage control
Welp. That settles that. I knew this needed an update but this video finally confirmed that Nintendo does belong on this list without any shadow of a doubt.
>>343463949
>>343463997
>>343464132
>>343464501
>>343464673
>>343465102
This is the straw that breaks the camel's back? Some glorified Sesame Street Advertisement that doesn't even affect you that you wouldn't even know about had some link not been posted in your Chinese image board?
>>343465314
Yes, but every one seems to think this is the direction the NX will take.
>>343465230
Yeah, delete shitposting, which is agaisnt the rules.
Look at the posts in this very thread and tell me if they are being serious or not, especially when the thread is moving VERY fast.
>>343463536
What happened to them?
>>343463247
It's for kids, obviously.
>>343465346
There's that buzzword again.
Thanks mate, hopefully you'll fill your quota for the day.
>>343465418
Everyone is just laughing at Nintendo anon.
>>343465293
fucking hell /v/
>>343465275
Nya Nya Nyaa Neko Mario Time
Latest ep is 66
https://youtu.be/Ei_9SOPyhUA
![[low pitched slowed down voice] yeah I see that your daddy gave you good advice.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DPag0Mb.jpg "[low pitched slowed down voice] yeah I see that your daddy gave you good advice.jpg")
>>343465349
>someone actually spent time making this.
>>343465275
Puppet Meowth does things.
They could've brought back the Super Mario Super Show instead of this
>>343465293
fuck that was fast
>>343465001
>7 year olds don't care about Nintendo
>I know let's pander to 7 year olds
WHY NOT JUST PANDER TO THE DEMOGRAPHIC RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSTITUTING THE BULK OF YOUR REVENUE OVERSEAS
>>343465418
>DELETE THIS
>DELETE THIS
>DELETE THIS
>>343464657
Did you see the warning stuff at the bottom?
The script reading portion at the end advertising the features of the game?
Play Nintendo is a likely a new market strategy they're working with to go along with their new slogan "There's no play like it."
I MADE IT A MINUTE
I CAN'T DO ANY LONGER
>>343463115
I'd like it...if I were a retarded four-year old.
>>343465293
Um.. it's a show for kids, guys.
Relax?
>>343464540
>You ever actually seen Spongebob? It's almost torture.
>>343464540
Early SpongeBob's top tier cartoon though
>>343465548
I'm not saying it was a smart move from a business standpoint, I'm just saying it's really, really obvious this is for like... the littlest of babies.
![Nintendo-E3-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N104F6g.jpg "Nintendo-E3-1[1].jpg")
>>343465389
Ah, so another shitposting thread then.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgK_2VQWwigtTr_5TviGy2w
Look at these videos. They are obviously designed for little kids. They even have a Play Nintendo corner booth at E3 where they have all the kids stick to. That's where this image comes from.
>>343465349
>all those bands nobody has ever heard about
this shit was created to troll /mu/ first, right?
>>343465383
Shhh, everyone's shitposting and pretending to be retarded. Let them be.
>>343465293
kek
>>343464894
t. nintencuck
>>343464894
>kids like shit like this
Apparently not, since the WiiU sold like shit.
>>343465432
>>343465619
>it's for kids
not an argument
>>343465349
Wow, someone must've been really bitter to make that image.
>>343465619 ikr these f*cking sonyggers man..... can they NOT?
PEGGLE 3
>>343465659
Which is just, mindbogglingly dumb. Whoever does the marketing for Nintendo just needs to be shot at this point.
This isn't even on their main channel. Did you guys complain about that Cat Mario and Peach puppet show too?
>>343465475
Exactly. They are shitposting. They are laughing and posting at something that has nothing to do with them.
>>343463115
Cringy as fuck, guys !
This can't be happening...
>>343465758
Sesame Street's for kids. Does that show have to pander to your autistic needs?
>>343465816
>This isn't even on their main channel.
I know. They made a whole channel for this trash. That is the amazing part.
>there are adults here RIGHT NOW who honestly believe they are a part of Nintendo's core demographic
>>343465552
Why don't you go delete your life instead? You're here doing nothing but shitposting.
>all these legit upset drones
>>343465293
nice
>>343465857
not an argument
>>343463115
This is more stupid than the belief in god's existence
>>343465941
>all these incoming flamewar bans
>>343465619
If the reaction is this negative, that should show that most of their fanbase is annoyed by this shit.
>>343463115
Hell is empty
>not making the piranha plant a qt girl plant to shake things up
One fucking job
>>343465514
That doesn't look too bad. It's like a variety/talk show but with puppets. Low key just talking about the games.
>>343463115
What if NoA is actually doing this to make fun of their manchild fanboys?Yeah, right. They're definitely not that clever.
>>343465619
*raises paw*
heck yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM4pU7-xJbM
UGH MORE CRINGE!
>>343465984
I can smell the fat white guy from this post.
What is even the point of Izzy
YOU
ARE
NOT
THE
TARGET
DEMOGRAPHIC
FOR
THIS
SHOW
>>343466012
>le lolsorandom fat redditor who is friends with le coughing jew man
kys
>>343466032
That's what Tingle was for.
>>343463115
I can't dislike this, it's just so dumb & bad it's good to me.
>>343465967
How is that not an argument you fuck?
Sesame's Street is for kids the same way this is.
This is literally a vidya version of Elmo.
A show for kids.
It's not for you imbeciles to watch, no matter the fact that you're all manchildren anyway.
>>343465349
Oh my fucking god.
You deserve all the (You)s you get.
This is a masterpiece. A shitpost to gather (You)s so expertly crafted, I'm literally in awe.
Just make an eclectic list of entertainment, and say it's garbage, for kids, or cringeworthy. Can't wait to see more from you, Anon. Bravo.
>>343463115
I can't be the only one who thinks the guy is super cute? I bet he has a nice, big thick penis just tucked away in his pants. Would love to suck it and make him cum while he sits on that couch and that piranha plant watches. God just thinking about it gets me hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4IZ9irIOyI
Guys, Nintendo is fucking dead. I am literally cringing into oblivion.
>Shows for young children are cringy
We got ourselves a real Einstein.
>>343465349
What?
Not even Darks souls on the list?
Not even Demon souls or Bloodborn to make peopel extra mad?
2/0
this is ninendo, /v/
this is what nintendo is
It looks like a kids show. What's the problem?
>>343464647
He's probably talking about ZombieBob. It's common knowledge that pre first movie SpongeBob was actually good.
>>343465293
This is why I come here.
![9_usa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PVw5l94.jpg "9_usa[1].jpg")
Don't forget
You've been here forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0
Drop the douchbag and have Izzy run the show and it'll be somewhat decent.
Give us the fucking games you pieces of shit. Stop spending money on this Bullshit.
>>343463115
Nintendo has gone over the line and needs to just die. Their classic franchises will never surpass or let alone even come close to matching their former glory and I would rather see them all end instead of seeing them continuing to be violently raped by modern game development philosophy and pimped out like some back alley prostitute by modern business philosophy. The Wii was the first strike, the launch for the 3DS was the second, and the Wii U plus amiibos was the final strike. The fact that people continue to defend Nintendo's sheer insanity is absolutely frightening. Twenty years of my life was dedicated to this company, and to see what it is now and the shit that currently seeps out of its asshole is truly disappointing to say the least. I can't even be mad about this. I just feel empty.
>>343464752manchildren.
>>343466223
Yes.
This is all of Nintendo will ever be anymore now.
In fact, the NX won't even play videogames, it will play the videos from the Nintendo Play Channel on repeat for as long as you have it on.
Nintendoomed since the 80's
>>343466130
this is nothing like sesame street
>>343463115
I don't get what's wrong with that. It's clearly made for little children or mentally handicapped. Just like the games.
>>343466365
>filename
>tfw you realize Iwata got out at the right time
>>343466337
>being this upset over a company
fucking idiot
>>343466114
That's what they said about ponies, and boy, did we prove them wrong.
>>343466418
You're right.
It is more entertaining than Sesame Street has been in years.
>>343466231
If that really is her the i must congratulate her on staying just as ugly as when she was a kid
>>343464894
>Haven't you ever watched those 80's puppet shows with WACK MANIC characters?
I have. They were better then this shitshow. Way better. Sesame Street, The Muppet Show, Dora the Explorer, Wishbone, The Magic School Bus, I could go on and on. All shows better then this shit and way less cringeworthy. Because they actually treated children like growing human beings, not idiots. Even children's movies can tell the difference, like how Angry Birds is nearly nonstop screaming and yelling, while The Lion King is a classic.
>>343466251
Supposedly some of the original writers were coming back for the new season after that second movie. Has anyone confirmed this, and can tell me if the new stuff is any good? I mean I have zero faith but I still want to know.
>>343466337
I seriously hope this is pasta.
But I'd believe you're autistic enough to write it yourself.
>>343465920
this
nintendo games are supposed to be training grounds
>>343463115
literally what happened to nintendo
Why would I care about some show on their Youtube channel?
>>343466337
I got news for you: Nintendo was ALWAYS like this. That's why Sega did the whole "attitude" stuff, because even back in the late 80s Nintendo consoles were for young kids. Nintendo's whole shitck was making family-friendly entertainment that was sold in toy aisles, against Atari and Coleco clones. pic related
>>343464894
Alright, for a sec let's ignore how painfully cringy it is.
The list is still fucking awful, and closer to the 5 WORST Mario power ups. Only even good power up on there was the leaf.
>>343466337
>Crying over a company that couldn't care less about you
Go ahead and drink bleach.
>>343466492
I haven't watched Sesame Street since a little while after they added that fairy girl
what happened?
>>343466320
Instigating a flamewar is against the board rules. I report threads that start flamewars about Sony too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp297B5chCo
More cringe guys. Help! WE need to show nintendo that they can't do this to us...
>>343464881
Anything attacking Nintendo is a war in Nintendogaf
>it's a show for kids
Not an argument. It's an AWFUL show for kids. That is the problem. That garbage will attract some real sacks of shit.
Good luck with that.
>>343466231
Same girl?
>"i mustache you a question"
>doesnt ask a question
Who wrote this trash?
>Sony and Microsoft do gaming shows
>Actually enjoyable, don't pander to child markets
>Nintendo does it
>Feels like a Nick Jr. live action segment they'd put between shows
It's pretty fine for a Nintendo. Most of their shit before was retarded as fuck, but this one is quite good. I guess it would be really intresting for a kid.
>>343463115
>EL PRESIDENTE OF NINTENDO
i thought Reggie was Haitian
>>343466402
I never said anything about "doom", just that this is what Nintendo is: a toy company that makes products for kids.
>this entire thread
nintendo was never marketed toward adults people
>>343466743
>That garbage will attract some real sacks of shit.
Like you and most of /v/?
>>343466690
>Nintendo can't do this to us.
>"How dare they make shitty skit videos not targeted at my demographic"
>>343463115
Why do people assume they're trying to appeal to kids? This is obviously a parody of those over the top 80s early 90s kids shows that most of you saw when you were kids.
I mean, it doesn't make it any less fucking obnoxious and unfunny, but let's at least shitpost about the right thing here.
>>343466794
Fucking animeposters.
>>343466743
ok but, WHY DO YOU CARE?
Who needs to die at Nintendo to make them stop treating their older fans like shit?
>b-b-but it's for kids
this is such a cop-out argument and you know it.
>>343466794
Still more well written than Oregairu.
>>343463115
>adds a rich layer of totally new elements to the mix
As a fellow Nintendo fan, I'm truly offended by this abortion of a show. Hopefully Nintendo realizes what their true fanbase cares wants. Now with this, I don't see myself buying into the NX hype.
>>343466743
You seem to care WAY too much about it.
Are you like offended on a personal level? Did your Dad rape you dressed as Mario or something?
>>343463429
Really makea you think huh...
>>343466794
Treehouse probably.
>>343466320
Odd how so many go on about "da shitposturs!" to any kind of criticism despite actual awful shitposting happening only a few years ago. It's like noone remembers the piiu threads, XV-kun flaming xenoblade, sex genie, and the even older faggots before them. Really could have used the current fanboys/drones of /v/ back then rather than now.
2015 and onwards they've become as bad as sony fans.
>Nintendo
>>343466852
they tried to appeal to the old gamers with gamecube and it sold like shit.
>>343466942
You're either baiting or a white guy.
You guys think izzy is the woolie of this show?
>>343466845
AHAHAHAH
>>343466743
You're on /v/ dude.
