You just got a quad kill and this cute girl flies in and says "helden sterber nicht".
How do you respond?
DIE DIE DIE
>>343457534
>teleport behind her
>press Q
[X]Genuflect
>>343457534
>girl
>>343457724
>>343457841
*plinks you with surprisingly high DPS pistol*
heh....
nothin personel untermensch.......
>It's hiiiiigh noon
>>343458090
Mercy x S76 is the worst meme to come out of this game. End it.
>>343457534
PINED!
HAMMER DOWN!
>>343458094
>Mercy
>killing Reaper
>>343458165
he says "hammer dunk"
but anon....I am that cute girl
>Players still get revived if Mercy dies during the resurrection process
Horse shit
>>343458268
dumb evansposter
>>343458151
>says while Pharmercy and Germlin D.Va exists
>>343457534
>37 year old virgin
Mercy's kind of pathetic isn't she?
I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SI-AUGH
>>343458369
She is a powerful necromancer or actuallygod. She justpretends to die, that you don't feel discouraged.
>>343458513
JUSTICE RAINS-- AAUGH!
>>343458151
Disregarding the poorly written tragedies, it's the only acceptable 'ship. Anything else can go rot.
>>343458473
shut your mouth, Gremlin DVa is great
>>343457534
walk up to her
press Qt
*clacks on you*
>>343457534
Overwatch is Overrated.
>>343458165
>hammer down
wasting a Q on Mercy, pinning does 300 and kills all squishies instantly you wouldn't need the follow up
>>343461338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5xxd5gbzPI
>>343461671
20 bucks that's a dude
>>343458485
Doesn't work that way for women. She's purest maiden.
Only men are pathetic / become wizards.
>>343457534
Personne n'echappe a mon regard...
*shoots you in the head*
*grappling hooks away*
Rien de personnel, enfant...
>>343461963
don't be stupid
if you've yet to form a physically intimate relationship by the time you're middle aged, there is something terribly wrong.
>>343458094
Stop posting this shitty one please.
>>343462495
she's just waiting for the right guy (me)
>>343458268
You'd be surprised how bad some people are.
post rare mercy's
>>343457534
DIE
DIE
DIE
>>343462703
no, me
>>343463125
I want to impregnate that Swiss miss
>>343462495
Yeah, if youre a man. Women maintain their purity.
Sorry mr wizard, thems the brakes.
>>343463208
lol whatever you say. keep chasing crazy and autism to your heart's content, anon
>>343457534
I cry at Blizzard to nerf her.
>>343458151
t. phamercy fag
>>343463481
>flies in
>"H- Auggh!"
>everyone still gets revived
why did blizzard think this was good design
>>343457534
Shoot her in the face with my impotent rage.
Or press Q if I'm Zarya.
proceed to kill them againg and enjoy the insults she gets on all chat for her shittly timedv because almost all healer are attention craving sluts that cant even do their own lameass piss easy job right. why so many mentally chalenged people play healers
>>343457534
why is mercy such a cumslut? I just want to fill her up with my glorious seed
>>343463682
because if it took any time at all and could be canceled by being killed it'd be garbage and completely useless
>>343463682
Because when there was a cast time for it Mercy was never used since she would die every time she tried to ult so they had to buff her.
>>343462887
>doing something that Zenyatta does way better
Stick to pressing Q you waifu fag. That's literally the only reason your shit character is picked aside from waifu fags.
>>343457534
>can't even quote her correctly
the average Overhype fanboy ladies and gentlemen
Everyone post yfw there are people in this thread right now maining Zenyatta
>>343463943
>>343463792
>>343463829
Yeah but as it is it's a "Oh you just killed my entire team? Well they're back now and there's literally nothing you could've done to prevent it" button. If she had to finish the whole sentence or the animation at least she'd have to use it strategically.
Or you know, just have it charge slower.
>>343463943
But Zenyatta is actually a viable hero in certain mapsfor Quick Play.
Don't bully.
did someone say one true shipping?
>>343463918
>playing shitty characters
Not even once.
>>343464325
why does she look like a fish in the top panel
>>343463829
you could revive them with low health and proceed to heal them trought the duration of the ult. or if getting all killed at the same time due to spam is terribly bad, just revive them with more health but in a radius that is not retarded, especially with how fucking fast she charges that shit.
>>343463943
>Get Zenyatta on my team in King's Row
>Tell him to switch
>"No way, Zenyatta is good!"
>When we're down to 30seconds, he finally switches
>We proceed to steamroll through A and B
Fucking gave me a heart attack.
>>343463943
He has my most playtime but I wouldn't say I main him. He's just my preferred support pick for non-KOTH maps, and because I'm the kind of person who waits for other people to pick before deciding who to pick I often have to be the support.
Are there male only servers on pc?
>>343464089
>"Oh you just killed my entire team? Well they're back now and there's literally nothing you could've done to prevent it"
You kill the Mercy to prevent it.
That's why pro-teams have started running more Genji now to flush out hiding Mercys. There's been a mixed amount of success.
But before they nerf Mercy, they need to nerf Lucio. The only reason why you don't see double Lucio or something dumb like that on every map anymore is because Mercy is good now.
>>343458094
>>343464089
This.
I still die a lot during the animation of Lucio/Reinhardt Q. Mercy is even more gamebreaker and have no cast time, wtf blizzard?
>>343464503
My god I fucking wish there were.
I can't tell you how many xBabyGurlx Mercy's I've had to deal with.
They're all shit, too.
Girlgamers suck.
>>343464636
>implying that those are girls
>>343463339
>>343462450
>>343462343
DO
NOT
SEXUALIZE
MERCY
>update overwatch on my PS4
>The frame rate noticeably dropped on the character selection screen
Anybody else on console noticed this or it's just a ps4 thing
Pls no bully, PCbros
>>343464567
But Killing mercy is not enough, you actually have to time it perfectly.
How many time did I lose because I killed her first but my team killed all the other just in the right timing for her to dash-Q-suicide.
>>343463918
Why would he pick the most useless character in the game?
>>343464636
>mercy POTG
>her name is like MissesFish or something
>it's her reviving 3 people from behing a wall
>MisterFish: "LOL thats my gf and she was eating pizza too you guys must be salty"
>check profile and she literally only plays mercy
>>343463204
nice one dude
>>343463943
>>343462887
>Mei tries to kill me
>BOOM HEADSHOT
>Their Mercy headshots me after she dies
>Then our Mei kills her
>>343464807
>update overwatch on my PS4
>on my PS4
kill yourself
>>343464917
Why do girls only play supports in all games?
>>343464807
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745645005
but they just fixed that
>>343463943
>some Zens actually carry the team sniping, healing, discording
>some are utter shits
>you can't call it out at the beginning
>>343461338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SZ4lSvH9o
>>343464636
this is why i ask i fucking HATE playing with girls because they're either incompetant as fuck or they just make every other guy on the team fawn over them or they are cheap and cheeze their way to the top and then act all smug because they're a higher rank
we used to have male only servers on gamespy. good fucking times.
>>343465010
Mercy is one of the easiest heroes to play, so they'd rather just follow people and heal them than fight.
>inb4 mad mercy mains
She's my second most played character.
>>343464776
>posts naughty skin with nipples protruding
>>343464860
>But Killing mercy is not enough
wat
You kill Mercy in the middle of a push and that's it. You're playing bad if you kill Mercy before she's even near her team.
That said it is kind of a problem on B defense, but like I said that's just how the game is balanced right now. We should be looking at Zen buffs and Lucio nerfs before we nerf Mercy.
>>343462967
I'm only posting an uncommon, because my rares are too expensive to post.
Mercy is a good girl!
>>343457534
Let her step on my face with her heels.
>>343465137
Honestly I have to disagree with you. If you have no game sense and can't position yourself, Mercy is fucking useless.
>>343464776
But Mercy is hot
>>343464807
>update overwatch on my PS4
>overwatch on my PS4
>>343465240
>>343465379
>crush face with heel
>crush balls with heel
I don't get this. doesn't that do permanent damage?
>>343465537
it's a fatality in MKX isn't it?
>>343457534
Get five more kills
>>343465537
Never said anything about balls, that shit hurts more than putting toothpicks under your toenails and kicking a wall.
>>343465406
>If you have no game sense and can't position yourself, Mercy is fucking useless
The same could be said for every other hero in the game.
>>343465443
Too much ass not enough tits
>>343465449
One more. But that's it.
Post Pharah
Does the Payload/KOTH rank unbalance issue have an effect on placement matches?
>angels are blonde skinny and blue eyed
This shouldn't be allowed. They're just playing into the steretype that it takes a white woman to keep the world healthy and working. And of course every other race the women are fighters and attackers. White Women are not the only race that is maternal and loving.
>>343465768
your filename is redundant
she never looks anything but magnificent
>>343465892
No.
>>343466098
>be right back
lol no, out is out
she speaks that? I thought she was saying "head established" but she just spoke like a retard
>>343457534
That's not a girl, silly! That's a two dimensional drawing.
>>343465075
happened to me with junkrats (while playing junkrat myself). i would under estimate every junkrat i came across and sometimes die to them, even on high levels they are still pretty overall so it keeps happening. its like caming across a huehuebr online, really. zenyattas and junkrats moves from 0 to 100 pretty steeply
>>343466180
I think you mean Pharah is out and Tracer is in.
In like Flint.
>>343464325
>>343466439
I don't understand this picture. Why is he about to shoot her?
>>343466439
What the fuck is the context?
>>343466439
Whats the context here?
>>343457534
OLD HAG
>>343466535
>>343466525
>>343466507
Because that's what you do with filthy Talon members.
>>343463792
No thats bullshit. Like half of the ultimates can be cancelled before they do anything. Having it not revive until the line is complete is reasonable because if Mercy is in a position to be dying in the next second she shouldnt be able to use it.
>>343466653
>Talon member
Who started this meme of Mercy and Mei being Talon operatives?
Mercy is a bird.
lmao at all these shitters crying over mercy rez
anyone that is good at this game can just hop over onto genji and just rmb + dash + melee and instant kill mercy without a problem..
mercy doesnt need a nerf just because you suck at the game ;)
>>343466738
one of the devs posted in on his twitter, he deleted it afterwards though
>>343466870
Mercy sure likes steam games
>>343466507
>>343466525
He wants to shoot himself and mercy is putting her head in the way to in order to avoid it or at least going with him if is that the cases.
Mercy needs a brief cast time on her ult.
You should be able to shut her down before she has a chance to rez the entire enemy team if you're quick enough, but as it is, it's virtually impossible to stop her.
Helden sterben nicht
>>343467138
this comic doesn't illustrate the point that Hanzo has 2 Dragons because of his divided feelings on his family and past, and Genji has 1 because he's come to terms with himself
>>343464325
>S76
>Ever needing a healer
>>343467264
>>343467138
Hanzo has dragons? Funny, because I never see anything but wolves.
>>343466439
>>343464503
You must be pretty stank to get matched into games with girls in them, Anon. Have you triedBecoming Better?
>>343457534
Tell her to learn some proper german
Every time I play Mercy, people run away from me the entire match and then get pissed when I don't solo res them.
I just stick to our lord and savior, Lucio.
>>343467402
Okami yo waga teki WO KURAE
How are you guys enjoying the new brawl? Are you havingfun?
My only issue is that I hearDOCTOR HEAL DOCTORoften.
>>343467138
its called killing her before killing the rest of her team
>>343465764
>Too much ass
...what?
>>343466439
>She loves 76 so much she's going to do a murder-suicide so they can be together forever
>>343457534
I mash that motherfucking sprint button
>>343466439
>mfw this always makes me thing of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6m0nWD1sMc
>>343466507
It's a scene from... something.
The guy is killing her and himself by shooting through her to his own head.
>>343468891
that's a good one, but IMO the best is still this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cm2iFmASBc
>offensive team comp
>>343469260
One thing I wish is that Overwatch gets as much OC and funny shit as TF2 did.
>>343457534
DUDE SHE'S NOT OVERPOWERED JUST KILL HER SHE'S JUST LIKE THE MEDIC IF THE MEDIC COULD GIVE A CONSTANT DAMAGE BOOSTS COULD FLY AWAY AND COULD BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE FUCKING DEAD EVEN IF YOU KILL BEFORE SHE'S FINISHED SAYING HER LINE LMAO
>>343469473
>Medic in TF2
>If you kill him his uber is gone, you've won.
>Mercy in Overwatch
>If you kill her first you better hope you can kill the rest of the team fast because otherwise she'll respawn and fly back in time to res them all anyway
The problem is that ultimates don't go away on death.
>>343463918
Zenyatta works better when there's already a healer on the team. Preferably a Mercy. She can deal with the priority targets and he can top people off while still being a decent damage dealer.
Thanks to the Widow nerf, I can actually play as the bitch without having to worry about a body shot being lethal now.
>>343464776
can't have mom without sex!
>>343466439
>summoning-persona.jpg
>>343469923
Zen and Mercy together is great if the other members of your team are competent. You're putting a lot of pressure on the tank to protect the two of you, and while Zen's damage isn't too bad he really needs to have the other people dealing consistent damage as well.
If you get past that everything is golden. Mercy can pocket someone alongside the discord orbs and have someone dealing 80% increased damage, Mercy/Zen can heal each other, or heal multiple people, or even heal the same person together for 80 HP.
Sadly every time I try to do a match like this people see me as Zenyatta and switch off of Mercy because they don't want to play healer.
>>343465137
I main mercy and lucio because I suck at video games.
>>343469626
>If you kill him his uber is gone
>Another Medic on their team picks up his gun and uses the uber
wow so hard
>>343470229
I think people underestimate Zen's damage. It's 165 with a Discord headshot and no damage falloff.
>>343465137
Don't get me wrong, I pretty much only play supportsand Tobleronebecause I'm bad at FPS's. But Mercy is definitely one of the hardest supports.
She's squishy as fuck, requires a lot of gamesense to stay alive and her healing beams are a massive guideline to the enemy team saying "HEY COME KILL THIS PERSON!"
I can't count how many times I've been killed with a killcam where someone hidden sees my beam on a member of my team they were going to ambush and goes for me instead. The bright glowing wings, no DR and movement only within LoS of your team don't help with this at all.
Lucio on the other hand has significant DR (from his constant heal), moves fast and in unpredictable ways and heals his entire team by just being near them. He's a million times easier than her, which is probably why his avg Winrate is much higher than hers.
Mercy in PUGs is often the Go-To support and often absolutely useless.
>And don't forget honesty!
What did she mean by this?
>>343463242
name a harder decision in life than choosing between this emote or smug
protip you can't
>>343457534
>helden sterber nicht
Fucking. Germans. All. The. Fucking. Time.
>>343470386
It's 135 Anon.
Zenyatta's damage output is the same as McCree's, just without falloff. It's high for a support but many other characters outdamage him.
But with teamwork, his damage combined with everyone else getting the 50% bonus will allow you to eat enemies alive. Soldier 76's DPS alone goes up to 255 without headshots.
>>343467984
Hey low MMR retard, she can literally rez through walls, is invulnerable during the rez, it can't be interrupted, stopped, delayed in any way, and her team comes back to life with full health and cooldowns
Her ult and her ult alone is the entire fulcrum upon which tournaments swing. That's the definition of "over powered".
>>343470429
Torb is a support.
Curiosity makes me ask... do you keep the Guardian Angel on preferred beam target and do you keep beam toggle?
Wonder why I'm playing a shitty meme game.
Why is Mercy so evil?
I want Mercy to _________.
Is bastion ez mode for defense? I just started playing him, and 5/6 games my team won. My team was shit for the lost one. He has insane dps and can LITERALLY heal himself without any cool down. Im playing on ps4 maybe it's just a console thing.
>>343465764
>Too much ass
You can never have too much ass. As long as it's not fake mind you.
>>343470837
because you are a meme loving fuck?
mercy resurrects scrublords but lucio keeps them alive and on their feet
>>343470980
I like heels but I don't want them grinding into my face or dick or anything of the sort. Is that weird?
>>343470980
Satsuki is worst girl
>>343470982
He shits out a ridiculous amount of damage, but you're basically putting a giant red KILL ME sign over your head. Take it as you will.
>saying as Mercy
>on overtime
>two of my teammates die contesting the payload
>opponents are literally under 1m away
>fly to my team mates souls and revive them
>win the game
She's fun as fuck when you know how to use her properly.
>>343470980
Stop following me into death zones while I'm trying to flank their healer.
>>343471063
>I don't want them grinding into my face or dick or anything
What are you, gay?Nah that's perfectly fine. Heels are cute!
Mercy.
>>343471179
where does he get his spare shotguns from?
>>343470982
The key to Bastion is don't stay in one place.
>>343464325
>>343466439
>>343470009
y'all got anymore of them SolCy?
>DIE DIE-- AUGHGHH
never gets old
have you licked your mercy's heels today /v/?
>>343471265
http://splashbrush.deviantart.com/gallery/
this guys stuff is good
>>343471174
wow you pressed shift and q. Good job.
>>343457534
Go ahead.
>>343471382
is that a horse dick
>>343471295
The void of his dark black heart.
Why is it that Reinhardt can charge D.va's self destructing mech and Roadhog can hook it, but Lucio can't blast it with his gun?
>>343470726
No to both those things
>>343471502
blizzard confirmed for racist biggots
I enjoy playing Overwatch on the PlayStation™ 4™
>>343461664
No you retard you pin Mercy and Q the people she rezed as they rez.
>be mercy because I don't feel like shooting today
>team won't stay with me and is constantly running off
>now forced to shoot and heal
>don't want to switch out of mercy because these assholes just keep taking way too much damage
>stupid people keep running straight lines at me and I just unload peas into their face
>they won't stop
>result to just building ult from killing reapers and poking widows that can't hit heads
>just reviving niggas in bulk instead of healing them when they can't aim
I think we lost in the end, just couldn't stop my team from going in 1 at a time. Got some pistol practice out of it though.
>Mercy has just come home from a grueling 14 hour shift in the ER, having just witnessed unspeakable horrors and the absolute worst degeneracy of humanity
>looks exhausted, frayed, and traumatized
wat do?
>>343471890
Remind her that she's a field medic and that field medics don't work in hospitals
>>343471502
Why is it you can hid behind a pole to stop it from killing you?
>>343467138
pretty sure that her ult is instant, i've gotten killed almost immediately after pressing it and it still goes out without a hitch
>>343471890
"I need healing"
>>343471678
It's ok, crippled people are allowed to have fun too.
>>343471846
gee that face isn't too crash hot
>>343471890
Ask why she didn't use her Q.
>>343470009
>pancakes
>l'il reapy is eating potatoes and peas
>for breakfast
???
>>343462967
fuck that, post rare Wenli's
>>343464623
>>343472317
Because he sleeps in the day.
>>343472317
76 takes the "No ___ until you eat your peas" thing really seriously
>>343470980Dress up like Satsuki and step on my dick.
>>343472537
Woah, that sort of makes sense.
>>343472524
>Edgelord
Hey I played with that guy. He's pretty chill.
Mercy is an angel bird
POST YFW
REYES AND MORRISON END UP BEING THE GAY COUPLE
AND THEY PULL
A FULL MGS
>>343464776
Didn't notice until recently that they changed Mercy's shoes in devil costume to make it look like she has hooves.
Cool little touch.
SOLDIER X MERCY IS BEST SHIP
MERCY X PHARAH A SHIT
A SHIIIIITTT
>>343473934
>implying they won't pull a full MGS with reyes and morrison
They are already more than halfway there.
>>343461671
What the fuck actual fuck is this
If Mercy and Lucio are on the same team you pretty much can't lose.
>>343470009
>mercy holding pancakes
>reaper eating dinner
what?
>>343474142
why is Pharah's mother's hair exploding outward from her head
real hair doesn't come to rest like that
>>343470009
>>343457534
Just kill her and flank her teammates.
>>343474295
So you photoshopped him in front of her. So what?
>>343474318
I really hope they intentionally made bad costumes, the D.va with doritos makes me think that way
>>343474318
They couldn't even be bothered to wear pants?
>>343474142
That's a damn good comic
>>343474318
>Slav mercy
>>343474318
>That Pharah
>That scratched out "Gundam" on Dva
>That Reaper
Holy shit.
>>343474142
Mercy a perverted slut! A SLUT!
>>343464074
As a roadhog main who is essentially a self-healer, I'm actually happier to see a zen on my team than a mercy. Discord orbs rule, don't let mean mercy players bully you.
>>343457534
>sterber
>not sterben
Mercy go home, you are drunk.
>>343473610
>NYAH NYAH NYAH
take all of my money
>>343472563
That's some serious cute right there.
I want Mercy to tuck me into bed.
>>343473934
I actually pity you
>>343472636
This is probably my favourite Overwatch webm.
>>343475437
I'll kiss you medic
>>343474534
wow u sure r a smart one :^)
u figured that one out all by urself?
waow ill see you around good sir c|:v)-[---<
>>343472563
Words don't describe how much I love this picture. Thank you for sharing.
>>343457534
Pray for mercy
>>343475498
You'll have to fight me first..
*unsheaths katana*
>>343475365
I'm not the one posting terrible fanart.
>>343463918
Zenyatta is worse than hanzo
>>343475430
I like this one.Especially as a reaper player.
>kill them all
>again
>barely miss the mercy and she somehow lives with 20 hp
>does her ult again because it charges in 10 seconds
>>343475224
I want to fuck Mercy into bed
>>343463918
>Zenyatta
>doing anything better than anyone else
ZERO PICKRATE HERO HAHA HOW EMBARASSING?
>>343475630
>Katana
lel
>Unsheathes freeze ray
>>343475519
Th-thanks anon! Its good to get it right for once!
