Dad 76 thread.
>>343427029
I want to punch OW fans in the jaw with this headcanon.
It's like making The Avengers or Justice League a family. Ant-Man makes a shitty dad and so does Bruce Wayne. How is 76 any better?
>>343427263
Because he's basically Clint Eastwood.
>>343427029
fuck off back to /vg/ and deviant art you degenerate
>>343427029
best hero
>>343427926
Reinhart is the oldest one there
Papa 76 and gremlin dva are the best memes of 2016 prove me wrong
how did this meme start
>>343428848
Probably his cinematic of him protecting the little girl.
>>343428892
This is probably the bestonly good partabout the whole ow thing. It's cute.
>>343430405
This one is terrible. Delete it
>>343430512
I wanna fug loli hana
>>343430512
>>343430283
>>343430006
>>343429648
>>343428551
>>343428037
>>343427738
Why is tiny Hana always such turd?
>>343428892
>>343427029
DADA DA DA ;~;
https://youtu.be/MaEN-eyBMQ4
>>343430773
Where's the part where she's crying
>>343430874
You just want it so you can wank to her salty tears. You dirty boy.
Dad 76 is the best thing ever
>>343428551
i wonder why people keep posting the sketch when JJR has uploaded the clean color version already
>>343431132
i like gremlin hana more
>this whole thread
Would you wear this?
this is some shit only years of /vg/ inbreeding can achieve but you overwatch folks managed to do it in under two months
>>343431531
Viral marketing friendo.
>>343431523
If it was a bit less colorful, probably
Doesn't really look like an everyday outdoor jacket
>>343430874
that part is just cringe worthy though
>>343428892
This one is still funny
>>343431523
maybe if it was the black and red recolor
less flashy
>>343429159
If you think about it, 76 and mercy did in a way create reaper, so they are kind of like his parents.
Genji/ Zenyatta best pair.
>>343432345
>>343432427
>>343432427
"I've got you in my sights"
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*
*WHOOSH*
This shit is adorable.
>>343432548
Is that Zarya
I wish I had a dad
>>343431216
Because the sketch is way better
>>343433198
Your face is better
I prefer Gremlin Dva
>>343430405
Did CWC start making Overwatch comics?
>>343431216
The sketch has a softer/warmer feel to it.
>>343427235
Worst ship I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>343433391
Thanks!
>>343432780
Wait, morrison died and came back? Where the fuck can i find out about the story
>>343434037
Morrison is officially dead, though it seems that everyone in post-Overwatch crew know he's S76
>>343428848
The delivery for his voice lines sounds stern but fatherly. Especially the ones for his heal. Plus his short.
>>343428754
It would be a better comic without the word "shit",too edgy and tryhard
>>343433181
I feel you.
>>343428892
kek
>>343433181
I wish my dad wasn't an asshole.
>>343434343
>>343435273
Me too.
>>343435273
I know that feel
>>343431523
Would make a pretty awesome motorcycle jacket if its as breathable as it looks.
>>343435273
>Tfw your dad wasn't around when you grew up because of the divorce and him living across the state
>He's making more of an effort to be around now that I'm 22, but the father/son connection really just isn't there
>Also can't bro out because it's still like a "I'll see you 2-4 times a year for brief moments" type of thing
It's almost like a chore.
overwatch have become the MLP:fim of Vidya.
>>343429770
>Junkrat with his canon size
He's like an upright WoW Troll
bonus
>>343437090
>>343436818
>dad was around during your childhood but he was always high of his mind with 11 mg of xanax and drunk
>no dad son connection what so ever
>he tries to make some after he rehabilitates
>its too late because I already moved out and live very far
Dad 76 is literally Dad Kakashi
>>343437293
>its too late because I already moved out and live very far
You did the right thing t.b.h
>>343437596
I just feel bad for my mum. They are neck deep in debt and my dad doesn't give a shit and my mom is working her ass of to pay them.
>>343433181
I'm a dad, anon.
Going to dad so hard for my kid so he will never have to post this ;_;
This whole thread is gay.
>>343437893
>>343427235
>saying hello when you're leaving
stupid artist
>>343427029
>you'll never meet your dad
>you'll never be a dad
Jesus, why are daddy issues and divorce stories so common here?
>>343438414
Where do you think we are?
>>343428203
reinhardt is the grandpa, fool
>Only one Reinhardt in this thread
>Sadpaladin.jpg
>>343433137
Whoever it was they're a scrub now
>>343438780
soldier 76 is the dad
reinhardt is the grandpa
>>343431138
Ew jesus christ
>>343430283
>tracer has a sonic backpack
>>343430969
my fucking sides
>>343429159
>that little dress
>>343437012
Why are tough old dudes always cool?
>>343427235
>Dva is a coalburner
>>343431216
mercy has man shoulders
>>343432427
>>343439360
what a shitty dad
Anyone got the "don't talk to me or my kids again" 76 with dva in a Joey and then Lucio on his back?
>>343438414
Half of marriages end in divorce first of all, so that is already a large amount of people, then you add the people whose parents didn't get married to begin with and you end up with most people growing up without a nuclear family
>>343431328
>>343431138
roadhog and junkrat didn't actually know each other when they were young
>>343429497
lol'd
>>343437090
>I'm DAD
He's dynamite?
>>343427235
>2
That should be a 1, it never counts himself and he'd have nothing to fear if 76 was on his team.
>>343430717
I'm literally dieing
>>343433695
Oddly enough he'd be my 1st choice as well, but that's only because they have an interaction. I can't really see shipping her with anyone.
Would you eat bionic field with him?
>>343439360
Dva isn't even white, why do you care?
>>343439360
>Lucio
>Black
He's fuccboi tierand I want gay porn of him already FUCK.
This is much better than the shipping
>>343439360
Hey man Lucio is cool. He's just so happy all the time.
>>343431328
This would be better if it was the one from beavis and butthead.
>>343434684
If you've never heard your dad call someone a little shit then you've never had a dad.
>>343439360
I'd burn Lucio's coal if you know what I mean,I mean my dick in his ass.
>>343440970
>>343441141
I used to be really sure that I wanted 2 sons, but these threads somehow make me want a daughter, despite Hana being a shit
>>343434037
>>343434137
Same thing that happened to reaper the both died and Mercy tested her resurrection on them while she was still working out the kinks
someone needs to make a version of this
>>343441975
tracer=snake
genji=samus
widowmaker=falcon
/r/ing the pic with Rein and 76 with the "Your dad calls me daddy shirt"
>>343433181
Sorry, internet stranger.
>>343442796
This?
>>343433181
I wish my dad hadn't left when he found out I didn't sign up for the high school football team.
>>343442901
GRAND DAD?!
>>343443108
FLEEN STOONES
>>343431747
hahaha
>>343429497
I dont understand
>>343440338
>made biotic field
What?
Also; who are the five grandchildren?
>>343441476
>despite Hana being a shit
DELETE THIS
>>343435273
Same here, Hopefully he gets better since he's drinking less and less.
>>343443101
The fuck?!
>>343444506
He REALLY liked football. Also he was in jail until I was 12 so that's something.
>>343444150
the other five people on the team
>tfw grew up in a nuclear family
>tfw parents are still together
>tfw little to none of my extended family have divorced
It feels good to have a nice family. I feel bad for all of you out there who had hatred-filled or horrible fathers.
And to be fair, my dad slapped me when I did something stupid. But he always got over it.
>>343446230
That's nice, gives me some hope that not all families are terrible.
I'm glad theres a pure side of overwatch on this site.
>>343441975
>>343442251
someone needs to drawthread this
>>343446230
Same here anon. Feels good.
>>343427472
D.Va pleases old men for e-sports sponsorship!
>>343448517
Her mecha pleases old men for sponsorship
>>343443924
It wasn't adapted right. McCree means "Don't act like you can't open it yourself and feign weakness to me". Zara wanted to act like girly by acting too weak to open it and getting her man to do it
>>343450007
fug.. is this hentai?
Is 76 for sexual?
>>>tumblr
And take xour shitty ships with xou
>>343451279
>>343451184
It's Korean, so can't be hentai.
Also it's not porn.
>ywn call him daddy
>>343432218
truth
>>343427263
>[M]aking The Avengers...a family
Hmm? Anyways before you start talking about how they're just roommates, they seem to be good enough bros to be a bro family to me.
>>343452509
let me play with your weapon, dad!
>>343437012
Huh, he doesn't look that girly.
Why is Mercy just perfect for him?
The idea of playing this game is tempting, but:
- it's expensive in my country (200 PLN), such price is just a cashgrab. I could buy dozen of games for the same price
- the low tickrate will create same bullshit as in Battlefield 3/4
I actually don't mind balance issue, as it will most likely be balanced all the time.
>>343452841
source?
>>343454182
All Poles in this game are shitters, don't need another one
>>343427263
You've obviously never seen a meme before. Every game/movie/show/book community has inside jokes so you shouldn't get all bent out of shape about it. I mean it is kinda funny.
>>343452186
I laughed hard at this
>>343454182
Would you be playing it alone? If so you might not enjoy it much.
>>343454546
>playing alone
Isn't that supposed to be multiplayer only?
>>343454815
Yes, but I mean playing alone as in not grouping up with friends. Playing in pubs against random people is difficult because they're not that good. They will instalock 2-3 characters that aren't very good and ignore the team suggestions.
>>343450007
So bets on Pharrah's mom being one of the new heroes? I'm saying very likely.
>>343454968
Silly me.
Unfortunately not for that game.
On the other hand, I was considering /vg/ community to hook up.
Am I faggot if I like to play medic/support type of characters?
does any one else ship 76 with d.va?
the idea of her calling him daddy in the midle of sex is pretty cute
>>343452841
Literally 76 looks exactly like Rikimaru from tenchu series.
>>343452841
reaper pls
>>343455297
Naw, you'll fit right in to the game. Especially if you have a small amount of experience doing that kind of thing already.
>>343455306
You got problems anon.
>>343432427
>>343455637
Fucking normalshits. This website is fucked.
>>343455637
Are you kidding? The "daddy" kink is one of the most common fetishes among women.
>>343438052
It's both hello and goodbye idiot.
>>343452841
Do not sexualize the dad.
>Update released for the console version
>It's just the McCree and Widow nerfs from the PC version
>Widow was already garbage on consoles
HA HA HA HA I'M GONNA CALL SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A FATHER A 'DAD' HAHAHAHA
SOMEHOW THIS IS COMEDY IN 2016 HA HA HA HA
>>343427617
Haha, memes
>>343456170
>>343456375
it's ok anon, he didn't come back because he's an asshole, not because you were a shitty kid
>>343456170
Take a deep breath anon, don't let then get the best of you.
>>343432069
Dayum that Symmetra is going to grow up nicely.
>>343438110
What does it matter? All he did was contribute the genetic material. And fuck having kids, it's an unnecessary leap of faith for the mortally scared.
>>343437893
Dad memes r ghey lol XD
>>343431758
anyone have the version that isn't for ants?
>>343431523
Got anywhere you can buy it?
>>343455921
What was that?
>>343458136
>11000hp protective sheilds
New meta
>>343458136
>227 posts dad thread
>Gets outdadded in one pic
>>343459225
that's why they're called GRAND dads
>>343455116
She's Sombra.
>>343455637
oh anon, you know so little. you are a tiny baby
>tfw your parents are both better people after they split
>tfw both of them are cool and stopped fighting through me years ago
I sometimes feel like a rare case. My dad matured, my mom matured, and the two of them are like best friends now after years of not being together. They used to be bitter, but that ended a long time ago. My dad has a new kid and my mom has a pet pig.
Seems pretty nice.
>>343459851
SUCC
are people IRL actually attracted to 76? What's the appeal?
>>343459428
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS WHO SOMBRA IS. There's this one goddamn picture showing everyone's Underwear and Sombra was listed and every goddamn thread I'd ask "Who's Sombra?" "Who the fuck is Sombra?" and never would anyone reply.
I hope this thread inspired some of you to be cool dads.
>>343460089
Well for faggots some enjoy grizzly old man to satisfy their bara/bear fantasy, as for women well they simply enjoy mans that are mature and independent ?
Like no kidding, I'm 27 years old now and all I get is girls around 17-21 looking for me.and I'm a milf guy, truly painful anon
>>343460327
but anon, wouldn't MILFs also appreciate those things? I'm sure you can find one
>>343435273
>>343433181
>tfw my dad is a NEET nerd that I play vidya and /tg/ stuff with all the time
in fact here's what he's doing on steam right now
>>343429497
I love this one because of the rare McZarya pairing.
>>343460542
>playing Arkham Knight
anon's dad, pls
City >= Asylum > Origins >>>>>>>> Knight
>>343460089
DILFs are hot, they make my ovaries burn senpai
>>343460245
>implying that a loser like me will have kids
>>343460620
I think he's been beating them in order now that they all have a GOTY edition
>>343460620
Knight's actually not that bad now that it's fixed, I played through it with 0 issues, but I agree that City was the best, Asylum was good, but you're kidding yourself if you think Origins was worth shit, even Knight's shit release was better.
>>343460620
exactly my perception of those games up till origins. Haven't played Knight because i couldn't play origins anymore. It s so damn boring
>>343460513
the catch isI'm asian and I look like 20, the only thing that helps me is my rough voice and the fact that I'm a lawyer but Milfs get really turned off if you look too young, as for young girls when they figure out my age(or my job) they go crazy
>>343460089
He's a hot scruffy supersoldier with a nice ass and people like to ship him with the hot edgy supersoldier with an even better ass.
>>343460759
I can understand that
>>343460778
Knight was really let down by all of the forced Batmobile sections. It's a real shame, too. Knight Batmobile has the best Batmobile design of any Batman franchise, ever, and plays great. It's just forced way too hard on you.
Plus, all of the bugs have tainted it in my eyes
>>343455427
>that bastion
>>343460943
I'll concede that point, it was nice to have it to drive around but I spent more time flying around on my own to spot events or riddler trophies. The riddler racing shit was completely stupid too and required a number of retries to get the top scores.
>>343459349flintstones?!
>>343461030
the problem is that the first two games didn't have the Batmobile, so they gave Batman enough movement options (glide) to never ever need it. So then, when you introduce the Batmobile, it seems kind of redundant.
Also, the DUDE JASON TODD DARK KNIGHT RETURNS JOKER LMAO ending didn't help it's case
>>343460874
>milfs get turned off if you look too young
That has not been my experience at all. Milfs love boyish looks
>>343460874
Holy shit you're Phoenix Wright
