Now arriving at: Watchpoint: Gibraltar
>>343421892
Now arriving at: Voscaya Industries
Now arriving at: King's Row
>Traveling to: Hanamura
>Defend the Objective
Now arriving at: Hanamura
>Prepare to attack!
Why are the maps in this game so retardedly unbalanced?
I'm tempted to leave anytime I get a CP or payload map on attack because odds are good you're going to get steamrolled.
>>343423087
me in pic
>>343421892
>It's another overcuck thread
>Traveling to Route 66
>arriving at Temple of Anubis
>prepare to attack
Hanamura is the absolute worst piece of shit.
Fuck that map.
>Now arriving in: Anubis
Best map
>>343423225
I love symmetra in that map
Just put 2 drones at the little window at the gates if none of your team faggots defend it, and just camp the building right next to the gate with the rest.
There's always that Reaper teleporting into it and dying instantly
>Score 3 2 3
>Sudden Death
>Prepare your Defenses
>>343423321
>>343424363
confirmed for Junkrat/Hanzo spammers
>>343421892
When are they going to put in some good maps?
Competitive doesn't mean shit if the maps and objectives suck.
>>343421892
Gibraltar and Kings Row are easy the best stages in the game. Volskaya and Anubis are basically "Win in 2 minutes or get bodied for 10" it's always one sided.
>now arriving in chingchong tower
>now arriving: Anubis
>2 seconds after playing you get "DEFEATED"
wp blizz nice game
>>343423087
>prepare to attack
>>343424642
Does sudden death use overtime? Haven't played competitive.
>>343424848I play mostly Mercy and Lucio
>>343424853
This and when can we actually have a preferred map mode rather then it be random
>Hollywood
>Prepare to attack
>>343424995
All of these problems could be solved simply by ADDING A FUCKING SERVER BROWSER AND PLAYER-RUN SERVERS.
I genuinely don't give a fuck how much time you put into optimizing your shitty fucking matchmaker Jeff. I don't, it's never going to be good enough so why give a fuck? You're going to HAVE to fucking put people in matches that are about to end because otherwise you're basically telling the team with one or more less players to fuck off and die.
Then you need to take your postgame shit and just completely remove it. I don't give a fuck about any of that shit. Play of the game? Don't give a fuck. Score cards? Don't give a fuck. ALL of the postgame shit just needs to fucking go away so I can get back to playing this shitty game. Because I like overwatch, I think it's fun to play. But holy fuck, the time you spend fucking waiting for the stupid fucking matches to start is ridiculous. I could go on tf2 and after the initial 30 seconds it takes for tf2 to start up, I'm 5 seconds away from joining any match and getting right to playing. No bullshit, no waiting, just fucking gameplay.
Now arriving at: King's Landing
>>343425083
yes (nigger)
>>343425567
>It's an escort and you're on attack with the rest of the team as Hanzo and Widowmaker match
>those fucking cards
Do they even do anything? Why do we have to wait a minute looking at some cards so some loser can feel appreciated?
>it's a competitive control point map episode
>>343425775
Because it's a good indicator of who is actually contributing to the game.
>>343425775
10 votes gets you a lootbox
>>343425890
good luck ever getting 10 votes
>Welcome to: Hollywood
>>343426078
I've seen it happen twice in the 80 something hours I've played
>>343426215
Wait, what actually happens when you get 5 votes?
FUCK Volskaya.
Other maps have problems as well but at least they don't look like fucking shit.
Absolutely NOTHING about Volskaya is good.
>Its Yantar in SOC
>>343426394
The voice over says epic, then you're character says a line. At 10 votes the voice over says legendary.
That's it.
>"Traveling to Route 66"
>"Prepare to defend"
>see this on the enemy team
What do
>>343426394
Think you just get an xp boost for 5
within rank 54, im better than both of you fuck bois. get rekt cuz my dick huge and i cock slap everyone in overwatch. give me ur wiafu bitch widowmaker while i rek u scrubs and slide my colossal shlong down her throat.
>>343426498
Well if you can't beat them...
>>343426498
DIE
>>343426498
>defend
>not all going le grumpy midget man of many aims
>Temple of Anubis
>On attack
>Traveling to Temple of Anubis
>Attack!
>>343426498
>I got in your sight!
>ganja use weaboo technique of" send back to the sender"
>Hanzo senpai has noticed you.
I was defending objective B on Volskya last night and we got completely steamrolled by 5 bastions and a Lucio.
How would you counter this? They were literally ulting every minute.
>>343426498
5 roadhog 1 lucio
>>343423805
how to spot the shitter: the post
>>343425775
It's to appreciate other people and internet high five them. Getting an epic makes you feel pretty good.
Do things to make other people happy anon, it's good for your being.
Anubis, Hanamura, and Volskya needs to be removed from competitive.
>>343427190
Pharahs?
>>343427529
>Trying to explain basic human enjoyment to an edgelord
>>343425515
Seek a new hobby or interest in life
Every time I get Ilios or Lijiang Tower I want to put my face in a meat grinder. My only enjoyment comes from Lúcio's Soundwave being an absolute ult killer and having the potential to wreck everybody's shit on those maps specifically.
>>343425515
>join server
>has stupid rules
I'm glad server browsing days are long gone.
Reinhardts
>>343427283
>5 roadhog
Enjoy having the enemies always having their ults up.
>>343428351
but at least 3 of those maps are practically designed for Lucio's knockback
>>343428497
Ults are useless when Roadhog can stun them with their hooks.
>now entering (Anubis,Hanamura,Volskaya)
>prepare to defend
>your team (genji,tracer,hanzo,widowmaker)
>mfw they all run out to try and camp attacker spawn
>tfw your only support runs after the genji
>tfw you lose an extremely defensible position in under 30 secs because the retards get picked off and you're left to try and defend the point yourself
I wish they'd just put in a tdm mode at least we can somewhat filter out the retards
>>343429017
>>now entering (Anubis,Hanamura,Volskaya)
>>prepare to defend
>>your team (genji,tracer,hanzo,widowmaker)
>>mfw they all run out to try and camp attacker spawn
FUCKING THIS SO FUCKING MUCH
>>343428613
As a dedicated support, that's what makes them bearable. If you're not too stupid to understand how Lucio works, you can be an offensive support while healing your team. And imho, those are the only maps he's good on.
>Realistic battles: NORWAY
>>343429017
You forgot to add Hollywood objective A
>loading screen
>Vire River Valley (4)
>>343428000
Why?
>>343428362
Then find another server, jesus fuck
If this is truly the level of intelligence that overwatch has garnered, then I don't know what to say. The simple idea of leaving and finding a new server when you find one you don't like is so complex to you, that you just don't know what the fuck to do.
>>343430081
>Join sever. Has stupid rules
>Join other server. Insanely high ping
>Join other server: PRIVATE ONLY
>Join other server: No stupid rules, populated, low ping
>It's fucking bots.
Fuck that shit. Besides Overwatch lets you make custom matches it you want, which nobody does because it would be retarded to have custom matches and still let everything count for xp and ranking.
>>343430750
How do you get to be as retarded as you are? I'm sure it's just absolute bliss.
