What characters should cameo in this one?
Wreck it ralph on the net?
Megaman.exe.
>>343400924
Anything that's pro multi-culti libcuck commie propaganda.
Dante from the devil may cry series
I really had to put an e in LubHub.
Can't wait for more information.
& Knuckles
The hacker known as 4chan
>>343401054
I think the world would be a better place if after making a statement like that you had to admit that the sentiment came out of fear. as long as everyone's putting up a confrontational exterior there'll never be understanding and strife will continue. us libcucks can relate to fear, we can't relate to a person with his hedgehog prickles on end
Trollface. You know they're gonna include at least one.
Link and Ganon
Pikachu somewhere
The Heavy, selling hats as microtransactions. He does the 'guy looks like he's flashing people with a coat but is actually just selling stuff' gag.
>>343400924
Satan
I want Cammy to come and give all the kids confused boners
>>343401214
What's what? Is that some libcuck buttheart tears that I smell? Mmmmm delicious.
>mfw we threw you faggots out of our country and we're currently 100% conservative right wing, the only ones left are those that assimilated
>>343401210
You know they're going to do it.
>>343401105
>>343401105
>1st act
>Ralph arrives home from a hard day of being in his game cabinet
>sees a figure sitting in his armchair
>"Who the heck are you?"
>figure drops newspaper to reveal his face
>"I'm Dante. But you can call me Dante the demon killer. Has a nice ring to it don't you think?"
>Ralph is visibly annoyed
>"I don't care who you think you are, get out of my house!"
>Dante stands up
>"Forget you"
>"FORGET YOU"
>"FORGET YOU!"
>"FORGET YOOOOOOOOU!" Ralph yells as he pushes Dante out the door
>Ralph wrecks the iCloud security and causes the Fappening
Isn't this a bit inappropriate for a kids movie?
>>343401110
>LubHube
?
>>343401630
>iCloud security
I still think it's funny that the media dressed it up like the celebrity accounts were hacked when the leakers just guessed their passwords.
>>343400924
>It's about the Internet and not Vidya
I don't care as long as there's lots more Vanellope.
>>343401787
>will be dated as fuck in 10 years when the internet no longer exists
>>343401748
Lubhub.
Pornhub.
Lub = love
Mega man whoring himself out in a dirty back alley. Near the end they show the alley again and beck's there too.
So it's not about videogames anymore?
Fuck. I knew a sequel would only ruin everything.
anita sarkeesian
>>343401105
Wreck It Ralph 2: Now Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series
>>343400924
Oh great. It's going to be about mobile gaming, isn't it.
>Internet movie
>Memes
>References out the ass
>"Flame wars" being used unironically
>Gamergate reference that will be cringe inducing
>Just like the first film, no fucking video games
>>343400924
>>343402217
>clash of clan barbarian, movie angry bird guy, and steve against the internet trolls
Kill me.
>>343402302
prepare yourself for the inevitable "dat boi" meme that shows up in the movie
>>343402262
>Just like the first film, no fucking video games
All the movie took place inside videogames inside an arcade. Don't tell me you are one of those that watched the movie just to see cameos of videogame characters.
They fucking did only Gears of Wars and Mario Karts in the first movie,
>>343402262
Were you expecting a whole movie of Sonic meets Master Chief based on that scene with cameos?
>>343402407
Nigga the movie was fucking called Sugar Rush in japan, you change around a few names and you might as well be watching a Candyland movie
>>343400924
Tiger games
Why was the first movie even considered good?
Introduction features multiple licensed video game characters, giving you false hope that the movie will derrive a lot of humour from existing games, maybe even visiting the respective worlds.
Instead, we get a 20 minute scene in a Halo rip-off, and then the entire movie takes place in some shitty Mario Kart inspired world that is candy-themed for no reason whatsoever. Not a single licensed characters makes an appearance or is relevant to the plot (except for Q*bert, but nobody gives a fuck about Q*bert). Instead, we get an annoying chipmunk voiced by a nasal jewette. And then we hear a Rihanna song.
It was such a shitty, simplistic, predictable movie. And it barely had anything to do with existing video games. That would be fine, as long as they actually came up with interesting made-up games, but the two we got were boring and not funny at all.
Prove me wrong, I dare you.
Undertale
Rocket Knight, Little Mac, Metroid, Megaman and a Pokemon.
Mr. Noddem Portent
This is killing me
What is LubHub parodying with that colour scheme
can't put my finger on it
>>343402576
You can't make a decent movie by throwing together a bunch of licensed video games. It's hard enough to make a good movie based on a single game.
>>343402476
>Nigga the movie was fucking called Sugar Rush in japan
That was because they had to pander to pedos. The game takes place in many places, not just in SR. And what matters is the english title, since it is an english movie.
>>343402576
I would actually play Sugar Rush, just not at an arcade. But I like Kart Racers too much.Candlehead is the best
beck from smash hit mighty no 5.4
>First movie
>First half makes references to old games & gaming cliches
>Second half is suddenly candy & sweets references as if the movie changed subject matter
>Second movie
>First half will be the exact same as the first movie
>Second half will just be internet culture with zero videogame references.
>>343402781
slutload?
>>343402781
Pornhub
Youporn
>>343402576
Its almost as if it's a kids movie
>but there are tones of great kids movies!
It's almost as if it's a Pixar movie past 2010
>>343402781
StubHub
>>343402783
Why not have Ralph visit Mario's world and attempt to save the princess? Why not visit Sonic's world to run at high speeds and collect rings? Why not enter a Street Fighter tournament and try to win first place?
Each world visit could take about 20-30 minutes. Imagine the humor that could be derived that way.
I dunno, I feel like a lot of potential was wasted.
And the sequel is about the internet. We'll get a small MMO joke, at best.
>>343403151
>I dunno, I feel like a lot of potential was wasted.
Reminds me of another series that "parodies" video games. Neptunia, parodies is in quotes because that whole series is wasted potential.
>>343400924
>LubHub
>>343401812
was there a lot of porn of her
>>343401451
>His country is still a shithole
>>343403151
Because i you give 20 minutes to one franchise the others will demand the same or pull out
>>343402882
i bet he accidentally transfers to a person's mobile device and can't get back after the person leaves the arcade
featuring angry birds and clash of clans
>>343400924
I figure Mario will show up flailing around yipping and hollering in hopes people remember who he is.
>Mama mia yahoo! It'sa me Mario! Youa remember me yaha? Go buya the Wii U please oh god killa me...
>>343403079
>Pixar movie past 2010
But it's not a pixar movie
>>343402378
Dat boi would be too good
>pepe the frog makes a cameo
Well they have an excuse to advertise the hell out of Kingdom Hearts if they go worldwide.
>>343401812
Her hair must be nasty as hell with all that shit stuck in it
>>343403151
Because using all of that requires licensing and money. Just getting a handful of known characters and their VAs probably wasn't that much trouble, but setting the movie across a number of big name titles could cost a ton.
There will be an entire twith section with a videogame character performing for thousands of Kappas
>>343403370
Yeah dude there was hella porn
>>343403370
Yes but the admins deleted it because of "laws in certain countries" in their ongoing anti loli crusade.
The Japanese like her a lot.
Crush-It Jhonny
>cucks ITT thinking they going back to video games
It's intenet now, probably memes
>disney making video game movies
>won't do a kingdom hearts movie
>>343404112
source
>>343402576
To be honest, it's the only one of the new era of CG Disney movies that I consider good.
Pretty and varied visuals, tight script, clear character arcs for our four protagonist, a villain twist that was actually good (which was then recycled in both Frozen and Big Hero six), and some fun video game jokes that weren't TOO pandery when you consider how they could have gone full meme/reference/cameo crazy with that shit.
The only criticism I agree with is the Rhianna song. That was awful.
It's a simple, but well done and effective kid's movie.
>>343404238
only late 20s ugly women on deviant art give a fuck about Kingdom Hearts.
>>343404408
And yet they'll never give a fuck about you. You seem bitter.
>>343400924
tracer
>>343404408
and autistic manchildren.DOOOWUL WEEYULD
>>343400924
Isn't the sequel supposed to be about console gaming instead of arcade gaming?
You just know they're going to throw in some MineCraft shit for the kiddies.
I expect some social commentary about youtubers, e-celebs and twitch streamers as well.
>more porn
>most of it will be faggotry
I mean, ugh?
>>343400924
>amazing
So bad I actually smiled.
>>343404472
sure thing landwhale.
>>343404813
>Faggotry
Did you miss all the loli or something?
Mario & Luigi
Winston
Cloud
Dante
Some stupid MineCraft and FNAF shit
>>343402576
>predictable
Turbo flew over my head to be honest.
>>343403485
Mario would be shilling for the NX by that point tho
>>343404965
Well duh
>>343404965
Well when it all gets erased from the internet It's easy to forget.
do you think they will make some joke about porn sites that only adults will get?
The real question is, who will be voiced by pewdiepie?
>>343401451
I love how people act like Poland is some amazing promised land of white people when in reality it's only white because literally nobody wants to go there, it's a fucking shithole.
Not even the poles want to be in Poland, that's why there's so many of them spread out across Europe.
>>343401334
They both start doing poses showing off muscles, heavy cracks his back and calls for medic then tries to eat his sandwich to heal. Ralph learns of new ways to heal
>>343405449
>>343405347
The new movie will usher a new wave, just be there this time before its all gone.
>Limited time porn
The fact that this is a thing is amazing.
>>343405642
The SJWs and the emotional reactionaries.
>>343400924
I can already see where this is going to go.
>Arcade cabinets are being shut down all over the place with no warning
>No one knows what's going on but everyone is ending up homeless
>Big reveal is that arcades are all shutting down after becoming obsolete relics of yester-year
>Ending of the movie is all the game characters escaping onto the internet and setting up shop there, referencing how the vast majority of old arcade games can be played digitally
There, I spoiled the whole movie, all that's left is to throw some kind of appropriate antagonist in and that's it.
>>343405552
Pewdiepie himself will make a cameo
>ralph comes across a city in the internet's sewers named 3tan
>a couple of frogs float by and scream at him
>>343405552
>>343406223
Casting Pewdiepie is like casting Filthy frank.
You fell for the memes that he's a childish faggot who panders to children but now, oh man, he's something else.
>>343406823
xD le sekrit club amirite?
>>343407197
stop posting
Sweet.
>>343406864
>You fell for the memes that he's a childish faggot who panders to children
When did I ever say or imply anything like that?
>>343407396
puffy vulva
>>343400924
might be Nintendo's first steps into movies again getting Mario and shit in this
>Ralph accidentally uses a pronoun in Tumbleton
>all the denizens of the town start hissing, grabbing pitchforks and nooses, and demanding he delete himself using placards showing shitty animated gifs of a TV show character saying half of a subtitled line
>>343401214
Fuck you, you globalist kike. Nationalism is the only viable way of progress. One world, One government, one currency is just a kike dream for absolute control and you guys are supporting the ending of your basic rights just so you can expend some 5 days a year in a foreign country without having to do the paperwork for a VISA.
>>343407396
I wanna lick that candy.
They already ruined the first in the last 30% of the movie, why make a 2nd
>>343401041
Underrated first post.
The villian will be from 4chan and be a sexist idiot
Screencap this
The movie was shit though.
>>343400924
send Link
>>343400924
Ariane.
SNAKE?!
Adam Sandler from "Pixels"
>>343407930
>tfw you never saw the goods
spilled more speg with one cyber girl than I have with all the human females I've ever encountered
I'm betting on a digital restaurant where Adam Jensen is served the wrong food and says "I never asked for this"
>>343408065
They already used an MGS gag, and pachinko characters don't really fit the video game aesthetic.
>>343401772
>guessed
No, he phished them.
He contacted them pretending to be an Apple employee and literally asked them for their account info, which they gave him.
>>343408316
that's actually worse.
At least if you had a weak guessable password it's out of apathy.
But those people willingly gave information, that's just stupidity.
>>343404238
And I'd like to get on my knees and thank fucking god that'll never happen.
>>343400924
>implying it's gonna be vidya focussed again
Concept art shows there is a focus on the internet in general.
>>343407693
Anon, that candy isn't real; It's just a pillow.
>>343402157
Yes faggot that was the joke
>>343400924
I bet you there's going to be a bit where Fix it Felix makes a search party for Ralph and Vanellope and there's gonna be a bunch of characters with him
And to answer your question, I'd like to see Dr. Eggman.
>>343408505
I don't think he was talking about he pillow.
>>343408560
Not much of a joke if you ask me.
>>343401903
>>343401110
it's stubhub you mongoloid
>>343408626
Is he talking about the candy in her hair?
So why is Ralph on the internet?
Isn't he a vidya character?
>>343408389
There's a reason that "YOUR COMPUTER CONTAINS ILLEGAL PORNOGRAPHY AND WILL BE LOCKED BY THE FBI UNTIL YOU MONEY ORDER 300 EUROS TO THIS PO BOX" ransomware shit is so prevalent.
How does Ralph get on the internet?
>>343408850
>>343408962
Someone illegally dumps a ROM of his game online.
Not-Actually-But-Totally-Mishaela please.
>INTERNET MEMES MOST LIKELY INCLUDED
the second movie will be shit, it seems, what a shame
>>343409030
>roms
>illegal
In what country?
>>343408728
They'd want you to think that. Jut the color scheme makes it pretty clear they wanted it to be ambiguous and that only a few people would make the pornhub connection, mongoloid
>>343409240
>They'd want you to think that
Because it is.
>>343407664
>nationalism sure worked in the past
>>343409186
>autists getting upset over memes
love it
>>343400924
Entire cast of Overwatch. Women dancing on tables, the men enjoying a beer together. Just in the background of a busy scene
>>343400924
Kid Radd
I hope this movie is actually about multiple video games and doesn't consist mostly of a Kart Racing game.
Also, putting all the licensed cameos you have in the trailer, to get people to go see it and then not having any more in the movie was a dirty move.
The first 20-30 min or the first movie were really fun then it dropped off HARD after that.
Since it's Internet, Sonic will make a guest appearance, possibly roasting someone or saying some clever shit, referencing his newfound Twitter prowess. MAME will be semi-central to the plot. Ralph will want to stay with his cabinet, but they do that predictable fake-out where the other characters show up just before it's too late and save Ralph and all the villagers (personally, I'm hoping Satan is part of the rescue crew, so we can get the line "Thank you for saving us, Satan," or "We owe you our lives, Satan."). Yar-har pirates will be in the movie. The gang will try to find something but when they get it it'll turn out to be adware or something, indicating not to trust shit you download off the net.
Also Pepes will be internet currency.
Sora, for a start. That'd be a great lampshade for Kingdom Hearts.
Hopefully we get some modern vidya references instead of a bunch of 80s shit no one cares about anymore.
>>343410947
Have a (you), on me
I hope one of the characters has cameltoe
If, at no point, does Mickey Mouse come face to face with Mario, then this film is a failed venture
>>343411374
Who would they even add one to?
>>343400924
> wreck it Ralph goes online
> just a bunch of internet culture jokes
> no video game humor remaining
I can see it already.
Loved the first movie
>>343410947
memeing aside, this but replace "80s shit" with fucking candy
i mean i get the feels of the movie, but the premise was video games, not candy land that happens to be a video game i guess
>>343400924
vanellope look out for the sad pandas
>>343402262
>Just like the first film, no fucking video games
So... you never actually watched the original then??
>>343402421
it was call of duty, and there were no mario karts, have the people in this thread even SEEN WIR?
They said they aren't putting vidya characters in this one.
>>343402576
>giving you false hope that the movie will derrive a lot of humour from existing games
so you were disappointed it didn't just wallow in familiar imagery the entire time?
>Halo rip off
had nothing to do with halo even slightly...
I wish they do a tron reference . I miss tron
>>343413171
Dead on arrival, enjoy your memes and social media shit this time.
>>343412645
>Ralph and Vanellope are exploring the internet
>there's a sad-looking panda sat in a doorway that won't let them past
I wouldn't even care if it was all internet memes if they made that joke.
I hope they bring more of that tight little candy girl
>>343401369
It's Satin.
>>343403651
Who doesn't love a broad with dirty hair?
>>343402781
they must know people will all associate "hub" with pornhub
>Sarah Silverman
>>343403151
I am really glad you are not in charge of making these films.
what you want is just constant feelings of "hey i understand these references haha"
>>343413506
Don't you dare imply hurtful things about my celebrityfu
>>343404238
Disney licensing is a total clusterfuck compared to video game licensing.
>Ralph meets Link
>He calls him Zelda
>Normies in the theaters go nuts
>>343400924
I would be glad if Uther could make it
>>343406864
kill yourself at the earliest opportunity. you don't even deserve to speak of papa franku
>>343413506
Hey, at least it isn't Scarlett Johansson like in every single movie out at the moment
>>343406216
I can definitely see the plot being centered around the dying market of Arcade games.
>>343413171
>they said
all they've put out is a fucking concept art piece
there is no movie
>>343404536
You can bet your ass she's in.
>movie based on the internet
>at no point will pornography be mentioned
>at no point will scam/spam e-mail be mentioned
>at no point will imageboards be mentioned
>at no point will I'm-offended social clubs be mentioned
>at no point will non-english websites be mentioned
>at no point will the things that actually exist on the internet be mentioned, except for dicksucking corporations who paid to be in the film
This isn't going to work Disney.
>>343413921
>Activision
>when Disney is partnered with EA
Nope
>>343400924
Pepe the Frog.
>>343400924
None.
We hate this movie.
>>343400924
Vivian James
>>343401787
I reminder there are movies of early 2000s where you see Geocities and Myspaces but that places dont exist anymore.
>>343414407
>Wojak will be seen in the background sulking on a bench or something
>Pepe will smugly squat over his head just before the scene changes
>>343409210
in any non 3rd world country.
ROMs are only legal if you rip the ROM yourself for your own usage, but distributing it over the internet is illegal. That's why all them ROM sites are hosted in 3rd world countries and have proxies out the ass.
>>343414614
>we
>>343400924
Euria of Recettear
kingdom hearts guy
>>343414329
Disney's just going to do their magic and subtly mention all of those things.
Mareeo :^)
>>343414329
Visible internet is a small portion of Internet:
-remote logins
-ftps
-TOR markets
-nmap attacks
-fidonet
-VPNs
>>343414329
dont forgot Something Awful
>>343413960
He's a clever, funny guy who resorts to screaming and cutrate jackass stunts to please his increasingly young and devote audience. Then the joke cult schtick he uses stuck to the younger crowd and now he's stuck with them until they grow out of it.
>>343415410
>I'm-offended social clubs
>>343400924
Which character is going to BLACK HER and cuck to felix
>>343400924
Pewdie Pie
Jayz Two Cents
Boogie
StoneFox
Every Twitch whore ever
And Wreck It Rodolf of course.
>>343400924
>Another sequel
Pixar is dead
>>343415526
>increasingly young
you got some stats handy, orrrr
>>343415741
as someone who frequently posted on their Games forum for about 2 years (i forgot my password back in 2015) i can safely say this whole "SJW sekrit club" stereotype either only applies to some of their boards (none of the ones I go to) or i am just not entering the proper threads to witness it. they all seem incredibly chill, to me
>>343415751
she is made it for interracial cuckoldry
>>343415975
wreck it ralph wasn't pixar though jim
>>343416004
>gets butt hurt that someone insults favorite eceleb
>demands validation
not that anon but your own post is all the stats you need
>>343415975
Pixar didnt do Wreck-it Ralph
Black L from the new Netflix Death Note live action movie.
Caim
>>343416395
how am i butthurt? i'm asking where this person has gotten their statistics proving a pattern of frank's fans "being increasingly younger"
unless they meant "more young kids are using youtube than ever so more and more channels in general are being watched and subbed by young children"
which i would be more willing to believe
>>343416004
He's even commented on it before in OoC interviews. It's what happens when someone goes for off-kilter comedy, just about every time. Kids latch onto the zaniness of it without getting the other stuff, but they comprise the majority of viewers at a certain point.
Vanel is a top five Disney girl.
>>343401419
there's nothing confusing about the boners you get from cammy
>>343400924Lord GarithosGranberriaRance
>>343403485
People still remember Mario.
Da Norf remembers!
Da Norf knows only one true king and his name is Mario.
DA KING IN DA NORF!
