>be fat alpha roadpig
>insult the retarded mercy and order her to stay with me and heal me
>she immediately hurries to me and becomes my personal heal bitch the whole game long
>carry the team's worthless asses to victory
>get potg, MVP 76% time on fire, 85% hook accuracy
>she adds me after the game ends
>she is now my personal private pocket heal slut
feels good to be a fat alpha tank.
get cucked offense class faggots, tanks get all the bitches because we know how to put them in their place.
I love Roadhog but this healslut meme is shit
>>343399458
good job anon
>>343399573
>implying it ever was a meme and not mercy players that are complete submissive cocksluts
>>343399458
>Playing Roadhog
>Having the need for a healer
Git gud.
>>343399659
self heals
last on the hit parade
>Some cunt Zenyatta player (more than likely underage) talking massive shit in the chat
>Bitches and moans about his own team, gets swapped over to ours next round
>"All of you are fuckin' scrubs, I'm the only player this team needs, wah wah wah" bullshit
>I play Mercy
>"Hey anon fuck off I'm the only support this team needs"
>Tell him to quit being a bitch, I'm playing who I want because I bet he's shit anyway
>"YEAH FAGGOTS SO WATCH ME DO THIS ON MY OWN, YOU ALL CAN FOLLOW ME"
>Cool, so if you can do it on your own, then you don't need me
>Refuse to heal or help him in any way
>He's constantly rushing in alone, getting his stupid ass killed, and screaming at us for not backing him up
>Nobody is buying his shit at all
>We play as if he isn't there
>We win the game anyway
>He's not on the voting board
>To rub salt in the wound, I got POTG
>Guess you're not a big man after all, bitch
>He screams at us in the chat how he reported us all for poor sportsmanship and leaves
God damn, what a ride that match was.
>>343399679
>not having your pocket healslut buff you constantly for 2 shot hook kills on full hp tanks
>not experiencing the glory of going full hog when buffed by your pocket slut
OP you're the saddest poster I've seen in at LEAST a weak.
absolutely pathetic
>>343399765
whats your id?slut
>>343400080
He has a fucking heal move for a reason. If you're dying while using it, then you're fucking stupid as shit.
>>343399458
>mfw Roadhog cucks my favorite characters (Mccree and Tracer)
I FUCKING HATE YOU
NERF MOTHERFUCKING WHEN?
>>343400309
which part of 'buff you' didnt you understand my retarded friend?
The healslut meme is shit now since it became popular on reddit.
Now fuck off.
>>343400403
The main fact that you're "buffing" an already broken character to get kills is sad.
>>343400383
SCRAP ON
>>343400573
B-but I'm the quick, y-you're the dead
>>343400383
Mercy main here.
I prefer to lose the game than ever healing a McReeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>343400497
>broken
>roadhog
sounds like someone's butt is sore from the hooks
>>343400830
Fuck you, i'm actually good with him and dont just rely on his gimmick combo.
I'd take a good Zenyatta over a fucking cockslut Mercy who just sits behind everyone and holds a button.
>>343400921
I main Roadhog you little shit. And I know he's broken, that fucking hook's Hitbox is huge.
>>343401014
>Zenyatta
Yeah have fun being dead.
Cuck.
>>343401171
His orb pairs really good with Mcree seeing as he's an ambusher type character, Discord is fucking sweet too.
Im never saving a Mercy from a Tracer or Genji ever again.
>>343401131
Roadhog is probably the strongest character in the game currently, nigga really is a one man apocalylse.
>>343401310
>implying you ever could save anyone, not even yourself
