Vidya gaem confession threadI sided with playboy x
Oh boy a confession thread! I actually think [popular game] sucks and [my favourite game] is underrated :^) :^) :^)
Why do I always forget what I've been wanting to say in these threads the moment I notice them?
One time the wifi in my house was off so I specifically opened up God of War in the middle of the night to jerk off to the porn scene.
no regrets
Ain't this a Barneyboy image that you just covered up?
>>343381831
Hope you enjoyed your blood money for murdering best bro you bastard
Red Steel is actually pretty fun and underrated.
I played FF13 just to masturbate to hope
>>343382345
I jerked off to the strippers in gta 4 once at my dads place where I had no porn
I backed MN9
I beat the Planet Wisp level in Sonic Generations without knowing you could spin-dash in Spikes form.
>>343382345
Then why share it, this is a confession thread, you have no regrets
I played a game of Mario Party with the hardest CPUs where whenever I lost a minigame I would jerk off to something on Gelbooru with a score equal to the number of coins I had.
>>343383548
Anon, are you me?
>>343384539
Bravo.
I play UnturnedAnd enjoy it
I've attempted to play through Oblivion on 7 separate occasions, on both console and PC, and I've never gotten past the first couple story missions out of pure boredom. Same goes for Morrowind, but with much fewer attempts
And here's the real stinger for those of you who are easily triggered:I have about 700 hours in vanilla Skyrim for 360.
I actually had a great time playing Gone Home
I play mobile games based on kids shows. The rhythm ones are pretty great.
I've never jacked off to vidya in my lifeBut that Tristana Cumdumpster flash is testing me
>>343383548
>late at night
>No one else awake
>The strippers are looking pretty nice
>Fap one out on the lounge room floor.
I can honestly say without a odubt that Undertale is most likely my2ndfavorite game of all time.
>>343385198
Thanks for sharingkys
>>343385016
If you get past the GG/SJW shitposting and ignore all the awards it didn't really deserve, it's a comfy way to knock out a few hours.
Played a homo in Dragon Age: Origins. But turns out he was the most badass fag I've ever played. He was an Arcane Warrior, built for pure DPS and not taking any damage.
What's worse is that I went gay for Zevran, and now I lowkey have a thing for lightly brown guys with spanish accents.
>>343385198
dare i ask whats the first?
>>343382007
first post best post
>>343385321
>arcane warrior
My nigger
>Zevran
My double nigger
>>343385198i liked undertale more than earthbound/mother
I feed my tired video game feeling by buying new games, getting bored with them and buy more new games.
>>343385250
Waaay ahead of you there, anon.
>>343385343Spyro 2 for PS1.
>>343385390
I liked it more than Earthbound, but that's probably because I never had any nostalgia for it. Still need to play Mother though.
>>343384760
Wait unturned is shit according to /v/? I stI'll play and have tons of fun with my friends
>>343385492
>playing Unturned
What're you, ten?
>>343385492
>Wait unturned is shit according to /v/
why should that matter if you enjoy it?
Ive never beaten new vegas despite being in practically every thread, knowing all the endings, twists, and what the dlc is about, what the quests are and how to do them and I've played it about 4 times now each time stopping midway through new vegas, ive also never actually done any of the dlc
>>343385390
DELET THIS
>>343383548
theres no shame in this
i jack off everytime i fuck as franklin with the bitches at the vanilla unicorn
but after franklin move out of his auntie's house its ballin everyday
I passed up Super Metroid as a kid because I though it looked too hard. When I played it as a young teen I was sequence breaking from the start, also this was on the family computer keyboard which was the stock crap that came with the machine. I had hyped it up so long I thought you had to do shit like that. I've played the 2d metroid games countless times but I'm also ashamed that I've never completed the first 2 completely.
>>343385721
I've beaten all the dlc except the one with the tribes, and I've never finished the main game either. I prefer to just blast stuff in Enclave Power Armor
Going to Camp McCarren freezes my ps3 everytime.
>>343383548
me too
>tfw a real lapdance barely got me a half chub
I cheated my way through Dark Souls 1 and 2 and consider myself to love the games regardless. I just got a PS4 and Bloodborne and don't know if I'll be able to finish it.
I'm bad at video games but I play incredibly randomly on online games and it seems to work.
I haven't had a good time with video games since I was a trickshotter in MW2.
Ironically, I got borederline depressed from playing that game so much. I played for a total of 2 years of elapsed time. And eventually I broke myself.
I can't wait for the MW remaster though. But I won't be getting it unless they realize they're fucking up, and release it seperately.
I don't even enjoy video games anymore due to overexposureI'm just here for the shitposting
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>>343386618
Literally me, and fuck spoilers, I don't give a fuck
>>343384004
shut the fuck up
>>343384760
Dude, for a f2p zombie survival shooter that started off as a roblox game made by a teenager, it's pretty damn fun. I've been playing it the past few days again and enjoying myself.i don't really like the addition of tanks, though, mainly because some faggot stole a tank from the mods that were spawning shit for themselves and blew up my house on a server I had been playing on for a couple days.
>>343381831
i did too the first time. that claude speed outfit was too good to pass up
>>343384539
You're trying to hard kid.
>>343387442
I have no reason to lie here, anon.
I used to recreate my teachers and people who were mean to me at school on wwf game's. I would make them really weak and beat them up for hours at a time.
I have never trolled online, never shitposted, always send nice messages and try to help out people in multiplayer games. I've inconvenienced myself just to get people up to speed or acclimated to games.
Ihave a weird obsession irl and online when people wrong me or other people. It's not obvious and sometimes I'll wait months to a year, but I'll take many steps to ruin their reputation or find some underhanded way of screwing them over. I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>343381831
sometimes idisagree with /v/ opinions
plz don't hate me
>>343386618
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
BASED MODS
>>343386618
>not enjoying video games is a bannable offence
FUCKING FINALLY
>>343386618
inb4 flood of overused reaction images
Explorers of Sky is my favorite game
>>343386618
I'll buy this mod a drink. Get these kinda posters off this board.
>>343386618
Based mods
I've spent over $400 on Overwatch crates.
I've spent over $2,000 on Dota2 cosmetics.I don't regret any of it.
>>343386618
Oh shit, watch out lads.
>>343386618
I really hope this wasn't a permanent ban.
I feel bad for anon.
>>343386618
I can't beat Cave Story. I've been stuck on Ballos for 10 years.
>>343386618
noice
I have put well over 200 hours into banjo n Kazooie Nuts and Bolts and I genuinely love the game
>>343386618
Weeeew
>>343386618
The reign of terror begins today
I've owned Dishonored since last summer and I haven't played it.
I had to snake to beat 3 or 4 of the Very Hard missions in F-Zero GX
>>343388227
Plenty of people here love it too, because it was the only title on shitbox360 that was exclusive and not a shitty fps.
Still fuck off though.
>>343386618
I'm more surprised someone thought this was bad enough to be report-worthy
>omg /v/ hates videogames, this is absolutely outrageous, I am so taken aback
I mean, really, nigger?
The only reason I come on /v/ is for new Vegas threads now. I haven't found another game as comfy as new Vegas :(
>>343386618
If i'm constantly losing in a single player game I'd look up walkthroughs, if I can't find a walkthrough I'd resort to cheating.
>>343386618
GLORIOUS!
>>343388095
I don't honestly care. If he wants to shitpost there are plenty of other chans and if he really MUST shitpost here, he can suck his isps cock and get a new IP address. Besides, looking at the bans page, I see a lot of 3 day bans. I doubt they would permaban for admitting to shitposting, but they still don't want to pretend it's accepted behavior instead of the product of autistic trolling shits they can't completely control by the sheer amount of posts
I don't even like these threads but this was fantastic
HE'S HERE
I Married a homo in Fable 1. I divorced him and married a lady to try and undo the 'homo' sexuality in my stats but it stayed as bisexual for the rest of the game.
>>343386618
Fucking hell lad. I didn't even know there was still mods that care for the rules. Good on them.
>play FO3
>check for some mod
>find jap loli body nude mod
>install it
>play as exhibitionist loli in megaton
>hide and seek and fuck anyone
one of the most furiously fap in my life .
>>343388535
im tired of this meme, "le /v hates games!" fuck no that isn't true. i love videogames and come here to discuss them. you played videogames for escapism which 4chan satisfied for you, but if you don't like videogames you have no fucking room on this website and deserve a permaban. tired of sharing a board with people who cant even enjoy themselves and are pessimist faggots because of it.
>>343388780
I did this but with skyrim and bestiality mods.
I've spent nearly $250 on mobile games
>>343388535
>we have to hate games here
When did you start lurking or posting?
fallout 4 was my first fallout game (i kinda liked it)
skyrim was my first elder scrolls (i kinda liked that too)
i unironically drink mountain dew and eat doritos
i think MGS is shit
>>343388028
And I felt (and still feel) bad for the 60 or so ameribux I spent on Elsword.
How are you feeling absurd amounts of regret over this?
>>343387662
That is very psychotic anon. People make mistakes and you need to let them deal with it themselves, even if it effects you.
>>343388913
You're literally one guy I know and try to play games with.
Sorry for the shit taste.
I put over 300 hours in Skyrim without sex modsIt was my favourite game at the time,played it all day every dayNow I can't even play it for half an hour before getting boredI now also hate every Bethesda game for the same reasonF:NV too
I hate video games too, should I be banned?
>>343389018
Yes.
Mods, get on that shit, please.
>>343387662
give an example... Tell one of your greatest success stories, also what mp games?
>>343388928
I understand it isn't normal, but I only go after people that have multiple offenses. I definitely have wires crossed upstairs.
>>343389008
who knows, maybe im that guy?
whats your name/something else i can use to identify you
>>343389018
Go browse a board for a hobby you give a shit about instead
>>343388161
I beat ballos when I was eleven my man, feels good to be good
I only come here to shitpost
I have continually played video game series in the wrong order. MGS is an example. I played DaS recently and am playing 2 right now, but I just bought 3 on the sale and really want to play it but I know it'll probably make going back to 2 a worse experience.
>>343386618
Shitter purge now. Please, mods.
Dark Souls 2 is unironically my favorite Souls game.
>>343389089
Stop getting mad at Smash you shit.
>>343381831
I have like 500 hours or something stupid in Destiny, and I finally hate it and haven't played it in months
I'm that guy who is "last online: 3 months ago" since now that I'm done with Destiny I never turn on my Xbone
I got a WiiU just for Smash and a 3ds for Pokemon even though I know they're mediocre games (Pokemon I mean). I've spent countless hours breeding and cheating but never play online.
Sometimes I let the /v/ mentality get to me and rail on my friend's choice in games, and feel like a shithead when I realize it.
Pixel indie games are usually my favorite games lately, and I like that they're easy to pirate. Denuvo is mostly why I don't play new games.
I preordered Dark Souls 3 and I havent even opened the case yet
>>343386618
INCLUDE THIS IN THE SCREENCAP FFS
I WANT TO BE FAMOUS TOO
>>343389076
Too much info which is what I use to get at people. Just know their online presence shrank and their social media accounts were deleted.
Any MP game I like.
>>343385492
Is ANY game not shit according to /v/?
>>343382007
Hey, it's always fun to see that this board isn't a circlejerking cesspool.
>>343389291
haha okay got the wrong guy then, i could not care less about smash
>>343386618
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>343386618
it's not shitposting if you're being honest, Anon. That's why you just got banned. Never lower your defences, because knowing is half the battle.
>>343389429
You like how these threads are right now? The only difference is the circlejerks are full of hipsters instead.
>>343386618
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>343386618
Ayyyyyy
I love it when games offer very little quality of life features. It's probably why I liked EverQuest so much when I was younger.
I hate fast-travel, autosave, auction houses in MMOs, minimaps, quest-markers etc.
>>343389339
Follow-up question: Do you have any form of a social life / sex life? Or are you a complete and utter NEET?
>>343386618
WE NEED MORE PUBLIC BANS FOR SHITPOSTERS
I enjoy the Neptunia english dub
I keep getting killed in gta online but I don't kill others because I don't want to ruin their fun.
>>343389583
Good career, place of my own and an oddly built social circle that goes from one extreme to another.
I like Dark Souls 2.
Maybe not as much as 1, but I played 2 more because 2 didn't tear up my B button as much. I thought 3 would be decent but I don't like it at all. I would rather have a remaster of 1.
>>343381831
underneath my leather phone case
>>343389523
Well the user being banned certaintly didn't help with the thread, but I like to hear that some different opinions exist regarding games.
>>343389636
>join online match as "peaceful friend :^)"
>just fuck around until someone kills you
>spend the next millennium making his life shit in an act of revenge
the best feeling
When FO4 came out, I deleted my The Two Wastelands install with like 100 mods thinking I wasn't going to play it anymore.
in re4, I sometimes reload non-maxed Broken Butterfly and sometimes shoot shinies because I forget to switch weapons
>>343386618
serves you right you pÃece of shit
I have over 160 hours in modded fallout 4 but I hate it and there's no other games like it (self inserting, huge map, quests, weapons etc.)
one of my favorite things to masturbate to is Amy Rose's ass and butthole whenever possible.
>>343386618
>public bans are still a thing
Thank you based mods, I thought they were gone forever.
Here's my confession:i just bought Splatoon yesterday and it's super fun.
>>343388925
I spent 100 bucks on Sword Girls about 2 months before it shut down.
>>343389682
I want this.
>>343389815
you could always tryskyrim
>>343386618too bad i missed the contest
>>343389967I already have 120 hours on it
I bought Fire Emblem Fags: Cumquest
Even after telling all of my friends that the game was going to be shit
Worst decision of my life so far.
>>343389972
Good banner, but why highlight the text? That's like being a screencap shitter and zooming the text, thus degrading it's quality.
>>343389682
amazing
>>343389998
How it god's name do you have more hours in FO4 with it's rudimentary mods than Skyrim with thousands of quality mods?
>>343383742
>>343386618
>>343389972
>>343390039
can't highlight both lines at once and i can't be arsed to do fancy photoshop shit
also fixed because i fucked up the dimensions
>>343390142
I keep fucking around, make new characters, pirated every dlc and maybe spend 30 hours into building my own base.
>>343390039
for you
>>343386618
BASED
I can't help but fap to Crusader Kings 2
Every Time
I backed Starbound
>>343390205
Here, do your magic
>>343390294
well after terraria you would think it was gonna be good...
>>343390294
I followed Starbound's development closely since its announcement until the first build they gave to backers came out.
>>343386618
>>343390389
done
>>343390205
>>343390389
>screencapping before the end of the thread and all the potential additional replies
C'mon, this screencapping 101 people
>>343386618
WeW
The only reason I'm a neet is because love has ruined my life and I use videogames to fill the void. Like every other anon I put faith into the myth that gamer girls that aren't attention whoring manipulative cunts exist, and I got rused by traps and women with no love for anything but money too many times. I invest too much into liking someone and it completely dominates my existence. Now I cannot feel for anyone anymore. I'm 30 and have no life except for a dead end job that will never last because eventually they'll replace me with some kid that will work for less money.It almost wouldn't be a problem for me if videogames werent a god damn hollow shell of their former selves. Everything is too simplified, casualized and simply too damn commercial to satisfy the largest possible audience which doesn't include my old ass anymore.
>>343390582
and one more fucking time because that aliasing is garbage and i dont actually know what im doing
am i a professional grafeex designer yet?
>>343381831
I am a huge fucking husbando/waifu warrior and if I'm not sexually attracted to the character I play as, I typically lose interest really quickly.
I installed lewd mugen characters and made them fuck. I semi-frequently fap to vore scenes in games, it's one of the reasons I love capcom games so much. Almost every capcom game has one. Same for the soulsborn games.As for less saucy confessions; I bought pretty much every total war game when tf2 had promotional items for it and then never played any of them. I never beat dark souls 1 and have way more hours and way more nostalgia for dark souls 2 even though I hated it for the longest time. I have 29 steam games that I've never actually played, 2 of which were gifts.
>>343390690
It's more of a banner than a screencap, friendo.
>>343389429
It's just a circle jerk in the opposite direction. Very rarely do people actually bring up valid points to why they don't like [insert widely acclaimed game here]
>>343390717
Play older games. There's plenty of them, they're fun, and they're free.
>>343390717
Find someone who loves you and they will want to share your hobbies with you.
After 7 years my wife is now actively buying games for herself,she has shit taste, but I dont care
I get aroused when tackling and beating women in AssCreed2
For the last few months I have been trying to make a video game
I have only been practicing drawings and designing characters
I havent even started working programming yet
I have went through like 9 characters now.
The most fun thing in my life is pirating things. Half the time I don't even consume what I download. Having said that, since getting into BTN I've watched a lot of television series.
>>343386618
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>343381831I bought a PS4 just for Dark Souls 3 because I couldn't be bothered learning how to upgrade my PC
>>343381831
I never beat Doom or Half-Life.
>>343386618
>>343391810
I have never played or owned Doom nor Half Life.
>>343388925
One of my friends spent over 2 grand in elsword
>>343388028
game?
>>343386618
>>343386618
Good to see that rule is being enforced properly
I went to Mexico for vacation when I was like 12 and there was a kid who had that bmx xxx game and I tricked him into giving it to me because it was just a shitty bike game. I had my cheat code book and I basically spent my whole vacation masturbating to the strip videos.good times.
>>343388780Mod name?
I think you guys are grating douchebags with genuinely shitty opinionsbut it beats having to talk to all the tards and yupster tryhards on other social media outlets. You're at least a little more interesting.
>>343386618
MODS = GODS
>>343387642
I'm sorry if you had a tough younger life, anon. Are things better for you now? :(
>>343384945
Is that terry hintz?
I still play the ever loving fuck outta destiny. And i enjoy it.
I have sunk almost 2000 hours on gmod on one account.
previous account lost in the LUA cough cough virus had over 6000 hours on it.
I play engineer on hightower
>>343386618
>mods thought it was clever to public ban and make an example of some random guy saying he likes to shitpost, which could be very well a joke, when there are dozens of off-topic, blatant bait shitposting threads every hour that hit bump limit no problem
>>343383072
WHAT OTHER REASON IS THERE TO PLAY THIS GAME
>>343389815
>what is the superior game in the series, Fallout: New Vegas
>>343393617
can we be buddies?
I killed Kenny and left with Jane at the end of walking dead season 2
>>343393986
>>343387662
Are you nice with people just so that they act nice back to you or do you actually care?
>>343388857
I've spent over $500 inNeopets.
>>343393986
anon-kun.... why?
>>343388857
>>343394172i've spend like $400 in amiibosi don't even use them, since i was young i loved the idea of having melee's trophies, and these are the closest we will havei don't regret it
>>343392976
this
>>343394236I didn't know she'd hidden the baby until afterwards, kenny was being increasingly unpredictable, and after I found out she lied, I figured the baby had the best chance of living if Jane helped look after it too, even if I did hate her.
I still haven't finished the original Super Mario Bros. I got stuck on World 8.
>>343393986i killed kenny and told jane to go fuck herself
I'm so incredibly depressed. I just want to die but I can't do it myself.
My body is in constant pain, my skin is a mass of bloody scales.
Also Phantasy Star IV is one of the best JRPGs of the Genesis/SNES era.
>>343394490
I initially treated them as a cheap cash grab by Nintendo, then my mate got me the Yarn Yoshi one for my birthday. Then I got Toad for Captain Toad. Then it spiralled out of control to the point where I have over 20 of them.
Mind you they go on sale a LOT over here; some of them I got for like 4 bucks. They also might be worth something down the track as well.
>>343388319
It's not even that long. Even if you ghost and go non-lethal or ghost high chaos it still doesn't take that long
I bought an AMD processor for a gaming build in 2016
I dislike every Bioware game except for Mass Effect 2. Kotor is the worst of the lot imo.
>>343394775
post pictures/
I bought SimCity 2013 complete edition on an Origin sale, out of morbid curiosity.
It's still shit, but at least I didn't have any server connection issues.
>>343394839
I've heard it was long.
>>343395098
Where did you hear that? It's a short game. 5-6 hours
>>343395003
>>343395169
most games can be finished in a couple hours if you speed through them. I don't really get this mentality, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
>>343395221
I meant of your depression.
post a picture of it.
>>343395269
Huh. I don't have it on steam, so I can't show you, but I didn't even mean speedrunning it. I legitimately meant that it's 5-6 hours long. Or atleast, so I thought when I played it
