Anyone else do stuff like this?
sorry OP but I'm not a fag
It's a form of dissociation
>>343366484
I see public transit as a fast-travel system, but it takes all fucking day to get anywhere.
>>343366484
Gtfo reddit
>>343366484
Autism.
>>343366484
That's called the Tetris Effect
I had it whenever I looked at a car in my time playing GTA V when it was released and whenever I look at the night sky after playing Space Engine
>using the x key for use
baka
us gamers right
I check random garbage bins for useful items sometimes lol, gamer habit I guess...
>he leaves item highlights turned on
Figures some nasty casual made this garbage
>>343366861
the cake.... is a LIE!
#gamecheck
>>343366880
>Implying there's a way to turn it off
>>343366484
Sorry op, Im not autistic...
T-there's no HEV suit FVOX in my head when I wake up...
T-there's no weapon select when i check in my pockets
Of course not!!!
>>343366484
No because outlines are for magnificent faggots like you
>>343367030
plenty of games do, especially big ones like bioshock and deus ex
Anyone else imagines a dialouge wheel when you talk with your friends or gf? xD
No because if I did I would've gone out and stolen a bunch of cars, killed a bunch of hookers, and then gone on a wild police chase.
>>343367086
Pretty much this, never played a decent tittle that had to highlight crap for me like i was a retarded baby.
So... cringe thread?
Is OP more a faggot than usual?
real life is the worst game amirite guys? xD
them graphics are dope tho, HD is so freakin cool =D
yes, i play lots of hardcore FPS's (like CoD, Battlefield, and Halo) and when i shoot guns (not real of course, i mean air soft or paint ball) in real life i have really good akaraccy just like in the games
Sometimes when Im bored I pretend Im in a stealth game on my way home
If someone see me I loose
>>343366657
>>343366708
>>343366761
>>343366861
>>343367025
>>343367041
>>343367185
>>343367263
>>343367284
Why does /v/ hate fun? You didn't even do this as a child? Do you have no imagination and are just nilistic?
>>343367487
they're just newfags
>>343367487
I'm also intelligent with a wicked sense of hunor
>>343367697
Wow, me too! I hope square makes more villains that are literally me.
>>343367487
I have Aspergers, but even I'm not that autistic.
i had played mgs v for so long at release when I finally stopped just seeing red shipping containers got me a little excited.
>>343367185
Yes,because my only gf and friends are in the V/n i'm playing.
What others see
An innocent girl
What I see
Slutty loli
>>343367487
I used to imagine complex level design when watching architecture from places i visited, no shitty highlited items like i was a retarded baby.
>>343367850
Stop using the autism meme
>>343366484
>Playing on easy mode
Time to take off your training wheels anon or you will never get better.
>>343367487
>N-NO FUN ALLOWED
Classic sign of an underage.
>>343367931
Totally me
lets attempt irony
>>343367931
What others see
A barrel
What I see
FUCKING BARRELS
brofist if you also watch pewdiepie and got my joke
>>343368140
>t-t-talking l-like t-t-this
Common sign of underage
Man I wish I was OP with all these (You)s
>>343366484
This OP is actually a good idea to catch newfags. You drew out a bunch of them. Saved.
>>343368379
knock knock
I would do something similar to this when I was younger and playing AC2. I'd like at buildings and imagine the ways I'd climb up them if I were Ezio
>>343368429
Who's there
>>343368429
honk honk
>>343368383
>all this reddit damage control.
>>343367931
I'll be doing this now.
>>343368526
I fucked your mom. XD
>>343368552
Nice selfie
>>343368623
my sides
I-is this thread in autosage?
>Reload Phone browser
Oh shit, i'll beter ignore that shit from now on
>>343366484
>keeping key/button prompts on
pleb tier.
>>343368623
>>343368704
Hard to imagine people over 18 write like this
>OP getting ruthlessly BTFO
>claims everyone else is reddit
>>343368552
>not knowing about "us gamers, right? xD"
time to go back
>>343368803
>/V/
>people over 18
>Implying
>>343368803
Hard to imagine people over the age of 18 falling for an obvious ruse.
>>343367931
>>343368826
>posting ironic memes is BTFO
I always wish everyday that magic existed in some way in our universe, but I know it's retarded to actually try and perform it or even consider telling people what I think.
>>343366484
nope am not redditor enough
>>343366708
This is worse than reddit. This is some 9gag-tier autism at work.
>>343368552
this guy in your pic is now married and has a kid. what's your excuse, /v/?
This is the best thread in the whole board right now, and Im not even kiding
>>343369039
same im lmaoing irl
>>343368936
crying because people shit all over your thread is
>>343368964
If it did, it'd just be commercialized and weaponized like everything else. Sure, we'd have a lot of cool stuff too, but it wouldn't make your problems feel any less terrible.
>>343369029
But thats wrong
Someone post the pic
You know the one
>>343369029
He doesn't image of him saying it's not him and he's still single lonely neckbeard.
>>343369029
what the frick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ch6N8QT00
literally me
>>343367487
they are hipsters that hate when something isnor becomes popular. Aldo they are probably between 15-18 years old because they consider genuinely liking something as childish.
Everything has to be ironic and meta but don't you dare to be "edgy" because that's for kids, right?
It's just for the sake of secluding yourdelf from the masses to feel special.
>>343366484
fucking console fags
>>343367487
i didn't need glowing borders and button prompts to know i could interact with something in a game when i was a child
>>343369140
DUDE
>>343369145
I'd just like the possibility of having it, even if I personally couldn't do much more than grab small objects 2 ft away
>>343369140
Is English your second language?
>>343369191
>i want to be the captain of a ship, a space ship, the space ship that saves humanity
gets me everytime
>>343369194
information overload, that shit is total win!
>>343369310
They make mechanical grabbing claws for that. Just lay it by your desk
>>343369310
That's what VR is for when it becomes more then just shitty goggles.
>>343369414
q.e.d.
>>343369421
I want to do it without using any physical contact
>>343369484
y-y-you too
Whenever I see shipping containers I think about them getting Fulton extracted away
>>343369194
Sounds about right.
>>343366484
Only thing I do like this is what I call "GTA Moments" where I'll see, like, a large group of people or a big traffic jam and I imagine throwing a grenade into it.
Like, I would never actually hurt anyone or anything, I just picture it the way it happens in games.
>>343366484
When I played too much CDDA I dreamed in ASCII
>>343369369
>the ship is the hero
What the fuck
>>343369716
Seek help.
>>343369653
This is actually legit, non-ironic stuff here.
Man, despite how autistic that seems, that looks like a really fucking good home defense weapon.
Like, let's say a nigger breaks into your house, right? And because he's poor and stealing, all he's got is a baseball bat? Well, that piece of shit's got nothing on a pipe now does it?
The first day i downloaded candy crush and played it for hours i started seeing everything in 3's. I went out and there were 2 black people, a white person followed by another black person and it was triggering me so hard they 3 blacks werent in a row
>>343369716
This is why video game violence should be banned.
Imagine if this kid had access to a grenade at the time dozens of lives would of been lost.
>>343369716
LOOOL! anyone else do this when theyve been playing GTAV for too long? ? XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwsZ6Fwdpo0
>>343369918
>look guys I made a post
I'm watchin you nigger
>playing my DS in the car
>urge to throw it out the window
>>343366484
>These threads are okay because its ironic!
No, I think you should get ready for your departure.
>>343369780
>>343369867
>>343369879
Not him, but this is a common thing in society. I know a lot of people who joke around and dream about murder and shit but of course never do it
>>343368052
>I'm a mature, intelligent individual!
>>343367487
When I was a child vidya didn't have gold boarders on every item because the most of us aren't brain dead.
>>343369194
the best thing is:
>special snowflake
us used here to mock someone who wants to be unique, yet all of them post ironic memes with foaming mouths when anything popular comes around
>>343369918
wtf my lawyer said if this gets leaked it will hurt my case
>>343370091
Upvoted to be honest
Amiright fellas?
>>343370058
>ironic
Ruse Fest 2016!
>>343366484
what a nerd
>>343370279
I recognize two but can only vaguely name one, le gay phillipino hiker dude.
>>343370253
Haha you are ironic and funny, what a great post you made!
>>343370279
I've been here since 2010
I've seen this pics millions of times but I don't know shit about them
I just recognize them as
>Those funny meme reaction faces that everybody postsMy post is not ironic
>>343370508
lmaoing at your life right now
>>343370576
FUCK YOU
>>343370576
6 years and you never bothered to learn? There was even a sticky about it like last year.
>>343370576
It's better that you don't because they are all gay porn actors; if you visit /f/ you won't stop seeing them
>>343370653
Dude upvoted to the max!
>>343370279
The Cook, MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm, and Van
>>343370279
The cook, leatherface.
Does ohshitimsorry-man have a name?
>>343370653
Honestly, you've had too much to drink. Go to bed.
>>343370813
The cook is a straight porn actor.
>>343370768
>6 years and you never bothered to learn?
I dunno, it looks gay for some reason, and knowning /v/...
>>343370813
Welp, I was correct, I cant say im surprised
>>343370846
>>343370913
Fucking retards don't realize only REDDIT has that upvote/downvote shit
>>343371007
Fuck you, I gave both of them one upboat just to spite you.
>see a large group of people walking together
>want to throw a grenade because infamous taught be to be smart about taking on many opponents
This shows how much you hate this place, no one ITT is actually from leddit or some other shitty website , you all just shitposting ironically
Why? Cause you hate this place, you want this place to burn down, you want to destroy the hopes from people who still belives in this board by acting retarded and remind him how much this place sucks
>>343370576
>he doesnt study memes
Only really autistic faggots care about that shot anon. Dont sweat it
>>343370279
Been here for what feels like a goddamned decade and I can't name the guy in the middle
>>343371375
>unlike me who loves this shitposting and make a living from it
>>343369310
Kek, we have fucking electronic devices that allow us to control things hundreds of miles away. If we had magic you'd just treat it like any other everyday thing and wish for something else 'cool' to exist.
I don't play shit games and shift is for walking
i usually pick up weird or interesting shit on the ground regardless of video games
>>343370163
>when anything popular comes around
>witcher threads
>uncharted threads
>dark souls threads
/v/ is normieville
>>343366484
like what? facebook memes?
