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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZm6bFTSreo
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SUCK
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MY
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NIGGER
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DICK
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>>343358562
>canadian hideki kamiya

no ty
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God I fucking hate Phil Fish

he's rude and arrogant and the epitome of a bad human being, because he's not even GOOD at what he does. Hitler was better than Phil because at least Hitler could lead a country. Phil couldn't lead /v/ to bait, let alone a fucking dev team.

fuck you, phil fish - I know you're reading this, because I know you shitpost about yourself here.
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Oh cool. Ever wanted to see what the tetris blocks did in their free time?
Here you go.
Neat.
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>>343358562
>made an exclusive for ms
>now making an exclusive for sony

Proof that this fuck is insufferable
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>>343358750
>>343358820
>>343358846
>>343358904

kek nicely done
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>needing to put a heavy VR set on your head to play a fucking arcade/puzzle game
I don't care how "innovative" the head-tracking component of the gameplay is; I don't want to do it. I play puzzle games to relax, not be "immersed."
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I missed Phil Fish. I used to hate him, but in retrospect he was just a lovable pretentious idiot.
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Game kino
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who fucking cares.

I swear to god I wish I had the nerve to be as big a faggot as him to generate sales for my game.
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This isn't Fez 2 what the fuck
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>>343358562
>this is still the first image result when you google his name
I hope it never changes.
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>>343359461
He canceled Fez 2.
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>>343359301
it's "ludo," friend:
boards.4chan.org/v/thread/343344158/itt-pure-ludo-video-game-equivalent-of-kino
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>>343358562
I thought we were done with this shit. Phil can fuck off to another dimension.
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>>343358562
Worst Christmas ever.
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>>343358989
>Phil couldn't lead /v/ to bait
>/v/ is still mad enough to make threads about him a year later
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I played it, 8 years ago, when it was still using a head tracking solution like TrackIR. It was pretty fun.

It was at a huge party with many 3d games.
I saw Jon Blow burning up the dance floor.
I met Jason Rohrer and I was so drunk I called him Jon Rohrer.
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DUDE

WHAT IF

3D

TETRIS
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>>343360186
Maybe one day, anon. Maybe one day.
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I thought Fez was pretty good
This looks like total shit though its fucking tetris suck my dick
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>literally tetris in space and also vr for AMAZING IMMERSION
>phil fish
still not sold on VR
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>>343358989
>>343359312
>>343359729
Summer's in full swing
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>>343358562
He looks older and more mature
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>>343358562
>hey guys, let's copy Tetris 3D for the Virtual Boy and call it our own brilliant innovative product that pushes the boundaries of everything
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please tell me Zoe Quinn is involved
I want to buy this game based purely on her involvement.
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>>343359468
It's all over the top 40 images too. Fucking hilarious. Fuck Poisson.
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>>343359684
Wasn't there an american version of this show where it was mostly fat people participating?
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>>343360889
It's the haircut and thick mustache instead of having patchy thin fucking mutton chops and greasy long hair.
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Absolute ludography.
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AMERICAN
KAMIYA
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>>343358963
>Implying Canadians can make video games
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>>343358750
>>343358820
>>343358846
>>343358904
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>>343360025

>Jon Blow burning up the dance floor

What kind of dancing?
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>>343361287
he's from Quebec, so he's french canadain who lives in san francisco.

classy upbringing, i know.
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>>343359969
>not understanding the subtle humor linking a phish to bait
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>>343360360
Agree with both statements
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>>343358562
The whole thing seems extraordinarily pretentious.
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ITS FUCKING 3D TETRIS

THIS WAS LITERALLY ON THE FUCKING VIRTUAL BOY

WOW VR SO INNOVATIVE
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>>343358562
All these indie games are so generic and look so identical. Same colours, same music, it's always cubes or blocky pixel characters.
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>VR meme
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>>343362213
But you're really there. When you play this game you're really a misshapen piece of trash hurling through space.
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See that cube?

You can choke on it
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>>343358963
Doesn't he live in Toronto? That and Vancouver are the SJW shitholes of Canada
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>>343362889
Don't worry, us Chinese will overrun them soon.
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looking forward to playing 10 years from now when its cheap and has actual games not just gimmicks I will get bored in 15 min
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>>343361520
>What kind of dancing?
I really couldn't tell and it's been a while anyway, but as best as I can remember, he was dancing alone, intensely concentrated on his own moves. It was a kind of modern dance troupe type thing, kind of flailing about while doing side lunges and looking at the floor.

It was fun to watch for a minute or two.
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>>343363061
push every last one of them into the sea
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>>343358750
>>343358820
>>343358846
>>343358904
proud of u guys
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>this is the best they can do with VR

i feel like gittin gud and making the big VR game
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>>343358562
How's that lawsuit going, Phil?
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>/V/ can't understand abstraction of the self
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>>343358562
>3d tetris
might be cool
>pretentious phil phish bullshit
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>343358562

>He ditched Fez 2 for this VR shit
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>>343358562
Crazy idea here, instead of pushing it as the next big VR game, you could use, I don't know, the right analog stick?
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>>343366230
>implying there was anything to ditch
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i-i liked fez...
a-anyone else?
i mean, it may have been pretentious and had a bad designer, but at least it was cozy and fun
;_;
that's more than you can say for most games in this decade
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>>343358562
>he still calls himself Phil Fish
STOP TAINTING ABE VIGODA'S LEGACY
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>>343358562
who?
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>>343366579
It's a decent puzzle game, but it shouldn't have been advertised everywhere as a platformer. That's what pissed me off about it.
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>>343366579
>cozy and fun

theres a fuckton of literal cozy/fun simulators and games out there

why limit yourself to fez?
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>>343358562
crybaby gaylord lmao
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>>343358562
Good job phil, you remade tetris crossed with Hole In The Wall, but simpler and with shiny/pretty lights.
looks like it would be worth about $1.99 or $2.50, anything over that is a scam.
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>>343366579
I agree anon, I've been playing it for awhile and its been pretty cozy
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>>343358562

Did he steal this game like he did with Fez?
>Some guy programs his shit game
>Phil Fish steals everything
>Publishes it
>Gets rich fast
>Gets praised
>Gives jackshit to the guy who he stole code from
>Threatens to burn him so he can never land a job ever again using his "influences"
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>>343358989
>ugh literally hitler
straight up b8
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>>343358562
Who?
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>Dude, VR
>It's like you're REALLY THERE!

When will this meme go away?
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>>343366579
Oh, I loved it. Wish there were more games like it. Innovative idea with great puzzles. I'm still not sure what the big deal is about Phil, but I don't mind. If the game's good, that's all that matters.
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>>343367565
Pretty much the only thing VR has to recommend it is the immersion, so probably never
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>>343358562

This sounds interesting. The game is unpretentious and simple. Could be fun. This video and the people in on the other hand? Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up
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>>343358562

Jesus fucking Christ that video.
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>>343358750
>>343358820
>>343358846
>>343358904
Impressive, really
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Stay mad weebs
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>>343358562
>psvr
0 copies sold general

my dick is hard
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>>343368039
>Implying mainstream "Game reviewers" have taste
>Using a number to judge a games quality
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>>343368039
Cave Story is still highly regarded as one of the greatest indie games ever created and is constantly talked about.

Everybody forgot Fez after a week.
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>>343363061
just vanc

to belongs to the browns now
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>>343358562
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>>343368327
People still talk about Fez, they just choke up when people mention Phil
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>>343368574
You'd know a thing or two about choking wouldn't you
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>>343368574
People don't talk about Fez. People talk about Phil.

Granted, there was a small, dedicated community of people trying to crack one of Fez's more obtuse language puzzles, but that's all.
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>>343358963
>>343362889
He's from Montreal, it's always the most cancerous shit comes from there, think about it

>Justin "Weedman" Trudeau's from Montreal which ruined /pol/
>Ubisoft HQ is at Montreal and responsible for running big franchise to the ground
>The "Kino" indie film movement started in Montreal which ruined /tv/

Only good thing I can think of is William Shatner and couple of film director is the only good thing that came from there also Norm Macdonald but he's from Quebec City
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>>343368039
Who gives a shit? Cave Story is beautiful and the creator didn't suck any dicks to bring it to us. Just worked in his spare time over 6 years.
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>>343358562
Oh look, another shovelware for VR

When are they going to make games for VR?
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>>343358562
When will they learn that gimmick-only games are not neccessary for VR? Just make a good game, damn.
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>>343368876
I knew William Shatner was from Canada, but not that he was from Montreal.
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>>343368327
That's because there were no good "indie" games when Cave Story came out. It was unique because of that. It's really not that great.

Indie games weren't really a thing until 2008.
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>>343371106
Fuck off, Jon Blow, you didn't invent indie games.
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Good, I kinda miss the bastard. Things were more fun when he constantly made an ass of himself, though the more humane part of me kinda hopes he doesn't fall back into old habits for his sake. But if he does, I've got my popcorn ready.
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>>343358562
Probably someone already said it but whatever...

The idea is retarded. Moving so much your neck would give you incredible pain after minimal sessions of play.

The truth is that most vr games will have that issue. Its fine to wear a VR thing at a convention or booth, but when you want to use it for 8 hours straight on a weekend when playing your favorite game you will notice the weight, the sweat, your neck, etc.

Hardcore people, the ones who these expensive high end devices are aimed to, will find its extremely uncomfortable for large sessions. Specially if the game forces you to move your head.
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Look who came crawling back
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>>343366230
Fez 2 was never in development.

Also you have shit taste.
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>>343358562
Those pretentious as fuck little text snippets between shots.

>Ego abstraction
>Pineal gland decacilfication
>third eye tantric sex boner

It's fucking tetris for spinal masochists.
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>>343358562
DUDE ARTSY FARTSY ARTFAG ART

FUTURISTIC CUBES

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

BY PHIL FISH

INCREDIBLE

I love those wacky indie artfags
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Coming from the perspective that Fez is a fine game while Phil Fish himself is a tremendous asshole, I really don't care about his comeback to game-making as long as he stays off of Twitter and leaves the PR to somebody else.

Oh, and he needs to stay away from IGF. Fez getting in the IGF twice was total bullshit, especially since the game was still unreleased for both showings, and there was undoubtedly nepotism involved with Fish having a lot of personal friendships to leverage in the entrenched indie community.
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>>343368876
>Trudeau ruined /pol/

You idiots are incapable of taking any reponsability. /pol/ is shit because of how you react to things in the world, not because of those things.

Ubisoft HQ is in France. You're confusing the Ubisoft Montreal with the actual publishing HQ that's in France. Ubisoft Montreal is the one studio that brought the company lots of money and was responsible in starting Assassin Creed. And no, it doesn't matter if they ruined it to the ground, they're the one who made it possible anyway.


>indie film movement
>ruined /tv/

Shitty capeshit retard spotted.

Montreal is the mother of cities.
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>>343373286
cont.

IN VR

VEE

ARR

VR WOW

WE PUT TETRIS IN VR

Forget about virtual Tetris on the Virtual Boy.
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Based Phil "Give a Jap the cyanide pill" Fish
Based Phil "Flip them Nips" Fish
Based Phil "Slant-eye slayer" Fish
Based Phil "Slam a JapJew until they squish" Fish
Based Phil "Little Boy" Fish
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>>343358562
that was extremely pretentious for a simple puzzle game.
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>>343358562
the pretentiousness in this video is oozing out of my monitor and trying to choke the life out of me
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>>343374795
>artist being pretentious
thats just what artists do. look up any famous artist covered in a college manditory art history course. contemporary minimal art is built on pretentiousness. its the only way an artist can claim their work has any meaning.
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>>343375061
also pretentious art is worth a fucking fortune.
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>>343375061
>>343375190
>contemporary minimal art is built on pretentiousness
That shit's built on money laundering. The pretentiousness is a cover-up for all the illegal millions they're moving by selling bundles of shit to each other.
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>>343358562
It looks cool
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fuck that looks incredibly boring
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>>343368193
Don't we all use review scores to judge a games quality only when we agree with them?
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>>343375915
Review scores to me are only a source of jokes. I almost never even look at them.
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>>343375607
no positive feedback allowed
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>>343375915
as long as you admit it yeah
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>>343373440
This.

The beardy numale faggot gets 2 IGF awards despite not being technically qualified for them and his friends on the judging panel giving him the award purely out of nepotism. Then the temperamental princess can't imagine why he isn't the "face of the games industry" and throws a tantrum because the faggot can't imagine people outside his group of cuck friends not sucking his micropenis.

Phil crawled back because he's a weak, worthless numale who doesn't want a real job, instead preferring to live off his connections and pump out artsy garbage no-one outside the SJW journo faggots will give the time of day, and he googles his name constantly in addition to coming to /v/ to shill so expect the cocksucker to throw a tantrum here to a la "hello fellow anonymouses."
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>>343371406
Underrated post.
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>>343376567
Buzzword sperg detected.

Go away Phil.
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https://youtu.be/4aGDCE6Nrz0

So someone finally made Cube, huh?
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>>343358989
>at least Hitler could lead a country

Nigga what? Hitler was an amazing public speaker but a horrible leader, both peace time and war time. He was basically the epitome of an idea man.
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>>343358562

>shits all over gamers and games, says japanese games are shit
>suck my dick choke on it
>supposely leaves industry forever
>goes back to being a nobody, becuase gamers made him
>"j-just kidding guys, h-heres my new g-game idea"

Fuck this guy and anyone who supports him. He should not be welcome back.
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>>343358562
What are we choking on this time?
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>>343376960
Where can I buy this mask?
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>>343358562
>Put a block through the hole
Oh, boy! What riveting gameplay!
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>>343376960
Age did not treat Elijah Wood well.
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>>343376869
CEWB
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>>343376960
Is this the Clone High reboot??
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>>343360527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsWHoOKa24E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2JksFxB3Yg

Hullo?
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>>343358562
only normie hipsters would buy this trash.
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NO THANKS
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>nu-male
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>>343358562
Wasn't this game already made for the Virtual Boy?

Wow...uh...nice exclusive 4 the players...I guess?
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>>343377585
Games are things you play.
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>>343378473
Good thing Cyan games have difficult puzzles that give them more in common with point-and-click adventures than walking simulators.
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>>343366617
I get what you mean but to his credit his name is actually Philippe Poisson which can literally be shortened to Phil Fish.
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>>343376960
that face looks uncanny as fuck
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>>343358562
Fucking hell, everyone looks so punchable in that video.

SHIT!!!!!
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>>343379021
Fish it is.
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>>343367208
Is this true? if so i feel a new kind of disgust for the fish.
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>>343358963
>related to hideki kamiya in any way
this meme is not 2 way street anon, stop being a faggot
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Dayum shame, it actually has some nice a e s t h e t i c s.
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>>343379190
sick macbook ipod beats famalam.
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>>343379467
ASSTHETIC CUBE

THE PINK AND CYAN PASTEL COLORS MAN
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Do you know what is the best thing about not being Phil Fish? You're not from Quebec.
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>>343379394
No.
http://archive.is/mgxm7
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>>343358562
He's finally here!
Programming for you
If you disliked Fez
You can choke on his dick
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>>343379814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
IT'S COMING
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Fil Phish
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>>343376960
>transphobic
Why would post this?
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>>343376960
nu males are going to cuck themselves out of existence right?
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>>343380973
There are too many wifes' sons. It might take a few generations. We'll all be dead by then.
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>>343367257
> Implying Hitler was bad
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>>343378443
>Wasn't this game already made for the Virtual Boy?

I like how these fucking retards just love to jump to conclusions about a game that hasn't even been fucking released yet. Why don't we wait and actually play the game before you jump ship with your faggot internet memes?
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I smell some bullying in the air
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>>343381325
Go to bed Phil Tyrone is already finished with your wife
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>>343358562
That "System of transcendence" is a ripoff of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUqur_uJ8M

and this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vylqTz3VlKc
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>>343379952
I can't believe you're memeing this fucking hard like a retard. Bravo! Please be more fucking creative.
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>>343381479
I will bully your butt newfag.
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3D First-Person Tetris. Groundbreaking stuff from the genius behind Fez.
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>>343381325
Phil, your game will become mediocre. I can see it now: VR hyper tetris on sale 40% off within the month.
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>>343381713
Hopefully you'll realize that it could possibly be inspired by these games. Obviously Sonic is a fucking ripoff of Mario.

>>343381837
Yeah. The game looks decent at best backed by people who genuinely love video games. Looks worthwhile and it's nice to see someone with an actual open fucking mind.
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Indies power ranking

Hotline Miami >skull girls> shovel Knight > Minecraft > S. Meat Boy >Retro city Rampage> Life is strange > Braid >>>>>>>>>>>Fez
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>>343381971
Phil, pls go.
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>>343382127
Are you fucking serious?
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>>343376852
manspreading triggers a boner in me
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>>343381971
actually, sonic was specifically inspired by mario speedruns, and decided to center its core gameplay around that.

this on the other hand is just welltris with vr control, with a very bad color pallet for something like vr, as those graphics will start to hurt your eyes within 15 minuets
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>>343381792
Dont make me call the moderators
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>>343362076
Its not even tetris

Its just put block in to hole
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>>343382616
kek
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>>343358562
>we obscure your vision so you have to tilt your head and be IMMERSED

Typical VR gimmicky trash.
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>>343360559
fuck off phil you fucking worm
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>>343382765
Phil BTFO
Just add some eye-straining colors/graphics/visuals.
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>>343381325
Fuck off Phil, nobody likes you not even your parents.
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>>343359969
go bed phil
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another vr game you play for 10 minutes and then never again because it lacks substance, well done phil fish
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>>343382765
that toy was fun as hell. goat 10/10 baby toy.
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>>343362630
Wow, it's like I'm really Phil Fish!
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>>343381325
>Why don't we wait and actually buy the game before you jump ship with your faggot internet memes?

Nice try
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>>343358750
>>343358820
>>343358846
>>343358904
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>>343358750
>>343358820
>>343358846
>>343358904
Why the fuck am i laughing at this
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>V.MEME.
>PSVMEME

yikes he's desperate
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>>343376960

holy fuck that guys face is mesmerizing like a car wreck
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>>343358963
(YOU)
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>>343358562
This honestly look like a fun vr arcade game
But, why the fuck do they make it like it has some deep meaning
"abstraction of self"?
"prismatic mind"?
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ITT mindless anti-sjws attacking him over petty stuff cause of old news, when fez was one of the better games of that year

keep sperging neckbeards
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>>343383521
he is not what you would call a handsome man, is he?
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>you will never choke on it
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>>343381325
Because it's the same as waiting for you to stop being a faggot.
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>>343383748
They're pandering to the DUDE DMT LMAO/Spirit Science audience.
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>>343358750
>>343358820
>>343358846
>>343358904
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>>343383907
Once a faggot always a faggot and this guy was a major faggot.
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>>343383947
Ditch the hipster glasses, properly shave, get a decent haircut, and he might just pass for average.
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>>343383748
Their inspirations are funny too. It's just vertex graphics, guys. It's kind of cool to kind of create the feeling that old technology had and build on it, but don't act like it's something special.
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>>343384150
I feel like Nintendo is going to change this
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>>343384082
McFucking kill yourself, you gigantic fucking faggot.
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>>343358562
FUCK YEAH
I CALLED IT
I MADE THIS IMAGE
AND NOW IT IS REAL
MEME MAGIC
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>>343384196
She's reaching Wu level paranoia.
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>>343384253
is it aussie goober shitposting time
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>>343358562
He looks so goddamn much like Joaquin Phoenix' character in Her.
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>>343384201
>remove a historical reference because it offends some overweight purple haired slut on the other side of world

literally wot
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>>343384082
>>343384150
>Compares twitter war to a presidential scandal

God damn it must feel amazing to have an ego like that
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>>343384324
>watching anti-waifu age propaganda
c'mon senpai
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>>343362835
my sides
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>>343376960
>transphobic
Why should someone be completely accepting of mentally ill people claiming to be the wrong gender, just cuz?

I mean you'd treat a guy claiming he is really a dog born in a mans body like a fucking lunatic, why's it different when he claims he's really a woman?
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>>343384150
>five fun guys

I'll admit, I kek'd
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>>343384325
Nintendo Treehouse
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>>343384290
>paranoia.

Not paranoia. Narcissistic personality disorder.
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>>343379190
Why do DJs even exist now? I mean do they do literally anything besides take requests?

>make a playlist of whatever fucking music/remixes you want
>set it to play on the laptop
>just bob your head back and forth from here on out, you're set until like a few hours when you take requests
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>>343384253
What does she have against Five Guys?
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>A system of transcendence
>Abstraction of the self
>The prismatic mind
>Unlocking potentiality

What is this pretentious bullshit? You guys made a fucking VR arcade game with faux-retro graphics. You did not find spiritual enlightenment.

Who are these fucking joyless, wraith-like not-people? This is like an advertisement for a spiritual self-help program...but for a simple arcade game. Like, this feels like it's parody but it's not. It could be a goddamn Tim and Eric skit.
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>>343384378
Does it impede that person's function in society? Some manage to make it work and others don't, and honestly that's the only thing most people care about, how it effects their everyday life and if it's harmful or not and no, just because you are trans doesn't mean you're suicidal. If you think you're a dog but manages to live a sorta normal life, pay your taxes and don't get the police called on your ass every five minutes no one is going to care that much, really.
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>>343384503
she's overweight. burgers trigger her
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Wow what a shitty name for a game
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>>343384253
>how could you possibly ignore MY life
>ME OF ALL PEOPLE
>ME
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>>343382278
>you will never spread for anon
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>>343358562
>transcendance
>abstraction of the self

it's a fucking shape sorter you give to children, stop trying to make it pass like some sort of philosophical shit, you just turn it in order to put it in the hole.
Also trying to put 2009 "gameplay" into archives, really? is this some kind of legacy or research or something?

what a goddam fag, if you want to make a game and sell it, just do it, don't sugarcoat it with useless stuff to pretend you're smart
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>>343384543
They can't create true art in video game form, so they have to try their hardest to act like it.
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>>343368039

noone talks about fez bro
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>>343384543
Yep. But, it looks okay. It looks like a real game.

I just hope he stops making me want to forget I have Fez in my games library and achievements, and actually make me happy I have it there. I mean...
>Phil antagonizes audience, but that audience member bought his game
It brings back not so good memories when I scroll and see Fez there somewhere, even if the game itself is 7/10.
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>>343358562
>vr
Proof that he is creatively bankrupt
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>>343382829
>It didn't really work until we added head tracking.
Of course it didn't work. Dumb VR shit. I want my VIDEO GAMES. At least Fez was a VIDEO GAME.
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>>343358562

Phil Fish's new game is just a carbon copy of Ketzal's Corridor, a $5 eShop title for the 3DS

lol
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>>343384325
>overweight

I think she's normal weight now. But give it 7 hours and she'll balloon back up again. And probably change her hair color again
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>>343381325
>buy the game
no
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>>343384543

It's just ThruSpace but that hipster kool-aid really turned their brain to mush
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>>343384783
>implying anyone is going to read all that shit
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>>343384783
holy shit, that bitch needs to learn how to indent.
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I want another game to do a straight-up parody of this trailer. Please.

Have a Sonic the Hedgehog trailer with phrases like 'The pleasure of a futile activity' and 'Actualized potential'.
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>>343384783
>thread about phil fish
>retard gamergays show up and start posting about women and trannies

Time to purge the thread.
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>>343384082
>>343384150
>>343384196
>>343384253
Christ nigger. What the fuck are you doing? Get out of here with this shit.
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>>343385087
>defending the mentally ill and encouraging them that they're great and should not get help
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>>343385087

>don't talk about this e-celeb, talk about my e-celeb only!
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>>343384783
Literally who
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>>343385087
Phil Fish is fucking boring, are you honestly surprised?
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STOP STEALING YOUR VIDEO GAME DESIGNS YOU FUCKING LEAF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnWbBmh9mWw
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>>343384196
Shouldn't have fucked 5 guys
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>>343384503
that looks fucking delicious
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So it's a pretentious indie hipster version of this. Cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL4HSk4MUUw
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>>343384462
A "real" DJ mixes tracks together on the spot, using the turn-table more like an instrument to make music out of samples.
The DJ that just puts the next song on, or stands there like a dipshit while his pre-recorded tracks play are indeed pointless.
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>>343385413
Crazy Japs. How do they do it without obscuring your vision and shitty VR?
Simply amazing.
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>>343358562
>phil phish is back
>let's make sure to shill as much as possible for the cuntface
Fuck. You.
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>>343385559
The amazing part for me is how they managed to introduce not just rotation, so each puzzle can only have 6 solutions, but also moving the shape up and down, left and right. Crazy stuff.
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>mfw GG 2.0 will happen just around when Trump gets into office
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>>343385383

"She" lied about dying and used Indiegogo to fund "her" tranny surgery. "She" also tried to commit suicide live.
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>>343385736
Instead of indie devs, it's globalists.
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>>343385413
It's exactly the same, it really is exactly the same.
By god he just can't stop stealing.
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>>343358750
>>343358820
>>343358846
>>343358904
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>>343358562
>dramatic close ups of faggots in glasses talking about glorified app like they've created god knows what
>it's the psychology, you create your own world

Shut the fuck up
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>>343384614
>you'll never be between anon's manspread legs
why lif?
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