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So did they fuck or what?
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So did they fuck or what?
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Nobody fucks in Resident Evil, having your shit scared so much destroys your sex drive

Apart from Ada, she gets off on it.
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>>343321154
To be fair, I'd be a bit scared to bang the President's daughter too.
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Hunnigan LITERALLY worked for umbrella

how was it not fucking obvious to anyone else
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>>343321292
Why? Knock her up, marry her, take some of that sweet presidential money
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What ritual did Salazar perform on Ashley? She's still the same on the island.
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>>343320645
The people in RE are asexual
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>>343321292
>>343321382
>everytime the president looks at you he'll know that you defiled his daughter
What's not to love?
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>>343321292
It's been established that the pres and leon were total bros. He wouldn't give a fuck
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>>343320874
c'mon, you know jake and sherry definitely fucked
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>>343322439
Shit. You got me there.
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>When emptyhero likes ashley best and shits all over ada for no reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wgqf2qkLxk
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>>343323756
>emptyhero
literally who?
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>Doesn't like glasses
>Doesn't fuck Ashley
What a faggot.
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Does your right hand come off /v/?
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>>343321382
the president is only paid like ~$400,000/year. not a whole lot of money tbhfam
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>>343322136
Really? Do you have solid sauce for that?
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>>343327537
Being president is about way more than the annual paycheck. For one, you have to be rich as fuck in the first place to have the clout to muster a decent campaign, for the most part, unless you're an Inafune-level con man like Bernie.
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Muh ada
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>>343320645
>>343325909
Hunnigan has never been attractive.
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>>343320645
Did they fuck?
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>>343321470
Anoyyingly true. All incredibly sexy, and non of them ever actually have sex. Apart from based Barry I guess.

What the fuck. It's about time Ada/Leon and Jill/Chris settled down and had awesome kids already, i'm tired of them fucking teasing us.
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>>343329675
Jill killed that possibility.
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>>343320645

Leon is the pure definition of a Beta male.

Sure he can kick ass when need be but when it comes to the ladies, it's a "Y-you too." retard.
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>>343329675
what the even happened to her after RE5?
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>>343320645
leon in RE4 is basically dante in DMC1 without the obvious superpowers, which makes sense because that game was part of the incestuous web of games that were spawned on the way to release RE4.

Both characters key flaw is that despite how awesome they are they can't get the ladies.
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>>343320874
>having your shit scared so much destroys your sex drive
actually, the opposite, survivors of terrible situations tend to search for starting a family and pass their genes after it.
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>>343322136
It was a different pres in RE6 though
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>>343330325
I think that's cute
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>>343331347

Don't you get a Deus Ex: HR vibe from it though?

Too lazy to find pic.
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>>343320874
>having your shit scared so much destroys your sex drive

quite literally the opposite of what happens.

being scared heightens sex drive. That's why horror movies make good date night movies.
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>>343330570
She probably died from AIDS like most other Africans.
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>>343330620
chris punched a rock
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>>343331935

Nigger, it was a BOULDER.
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>>343332549
all boulders are rocks, but not all rocks are boulders.
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>>343321154
I'd pound Ashley good and hard, then send let Ada have a round on her, then she can go back to daddy.
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Leon is pure!
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>>343330325
>index finger around the trigger
>rest of his hand curled up into a wimpy fist
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>>343335130
Leon a cute
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>>343335130
I want to kiss Leon on the cheek!
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>>343323756
Obviously has best taste.
Ada is for bullying.
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>>343321154
So is it true that plague has a pregnancy/impregnation fetish?
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>>343330647
I knew she will be thankful for kidnapping her one day.
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>>343320645
Ada can rightly go and fuck off. If I was Leon I'd grab one of those cult staffs and masks and plunder the presidents daughters butthole. After giving her a gap I'd move onto the radio girl and gap her fucking ear holes. Oh and Shelly you better believe she'd be getting the worst gapping of all, her vagina. Leon had he the sex drive of a normal guy would so rightfully turn those girls into glorified sperms holders. But theres not much point in that seeing as they will be gapped like nobodies business.
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>>343339083
If he had best taste then he would know that Rebecca is best girl.
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