Why did Battleborn fail, /v/?
>>343319785
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/you-probably-didnt-play-it-but-the-story-of-battleborn-was-all-about-badass-women-343
>>343319785
Because it's all about badass women instead of about good gameplay.
How many times are you going to post this today?
>"But let's pretend Overwatch doesn't exist for a minute, and talk instead about what makes Battleborn great.."
oh, so nothing?
Proof your deviantart sonic characters turned 3D women have to actually be interesting to look at
>was
not anymore?
did they change it?
>>343319975
Okay, last thread ended with the discovery that the Author of this article is going to write a book about Borderlands.
Let's see how far the rabbit hole goes, shall we? Because indeed, we are all about ethics in game journalism.She's a blogger, but let's face it. Shit sites like polygon, kotaku and Vice are all part of the problem that almost ruined videogames.
>>343320471
Dead men tell no stories
>>343320471
because the game is so dead it might as well not exist anymore
>>343319785
SHILL DETECTED
I don't think Battleborn is that bad. I think it's the best thing Gearbox has made, which isn't saying that much.
The story was none existant though.
If the severs where a desolate wasteland full of game "journalists" trying to tell us the game still has players.
Seen this thread literally 4 hours ago
>>343319785
I hope you get AIDS
The art style is confused and ugly. The characters are grotesque and have zero personality. Where is the booty? Where are the titties? Hm?
>>343319785
because it is literally a game about trannies made by trannies for trannies
>>343320603
Hooooly shit this mirage is bad.
>>343319975
>vice
>>343320997
Cause its being spammed you fucking idiot
>>343319785
Shit art direction
Shit writing
Shit gameplay
>>343321843
Sorry I'm not on /v/ 24 hours a day. I don't know what's going on. "You fucking idiot"
>>343321719
>Hooooly shit this mirage is bad.
>mirage
Are you hallucinating in the desert? It's a collage.
Also, fuck Stillborn.
>>343322023
what a pleb. kill yourself.
>>343319975
>linking the article
>>343322084
collage + mosaic = mirage?
>>343319785
>badass
There's that word again. Why is badass used so often around Gearbox games?
Still a good game. You should play it.
>>343322214
No.
>>343322114
Edgy
>>343319785
no clue, but i love this animated intro way too fucking much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N5XQI8EDDw
>>343322293
Because the cool kids are hip badasses, am I right son?
>>343321148
>Where is the booty?
OPs picture literally has the booty. If only the face could be fixed though.
I dont know about anybody else though, I forgot who was in the beta
>>343321148
apparently this
>>343321468
answers that question
Because it's actually not about the women and this shit is being made up
I take it this is the level of journalism we can expect from AUSTIN WALKER'S VICE GAMING
>>343319785
Badass != tryhard & angsty
STOP
>>343305135
MAKING
>>343283523
THESE
>>343272365
THREADS
>>343322293
because all their games are bad and suck ass
>>343324064
Why?
>>343324137
To get the thread deleted,silly.
>>343319785
Why are these articles so passive-aggressive? Do liberal white people really hate themselves this much?
>>343324637
Basically a white knight sealed away from reality for too long.
>>343319785
>Badass Badasses badassing badbadass badasses
Man, Gearbox sure loves that word
Reminds me of the whole "mature gamers for mature people such as myself" thing
>>343305135
And I thought Vidia had problems with the liberal faggots, comics seems to be broderline infected with them.
>>343324637
My country isn't so bad, but Sweden, Germany, Amerika and Canada instills in you a guilt because you're white. Germany double so because of the war, some of them welcomed the refugees as a perverted form of repentance against it.
>>343319785
Because a rat (Gearbox) tried to pick a fight with a whale (Blizzard)
thats why. If the rat was content with eating it's cheese instead of trying to shittalk the whale in the Alantic Ocean on a papercraft boat, they wouldn't have gotten rekt so hard and may have found a niche with other cheese lovers.
>>343319975
First week on the job and this is the shit published?
So what is he saying women don't play video games? How sexist.
>>343326220
>Germany double so because of the war, some of them welcomed the refugees as a perverted form of repentance against it.
Even at the cost of they're women being raped by the MASSES in public? Damn, Germany. You cucked as fuck.
>>343319785
Would something have to be alive to die? This game had nothing going for it.
>>343326220
Im an american white male and i have no white guilt. Am i flawed?
>>343327037
>Even at the cost of they're women being raped by the MASSES in public?
It was just groping because arabs thought Germany is just like in those german porn videos on the internet.
The thing is, britbongs like to blow it up in order to cover up Rotherham, where immigrants raped children for years, made them accuse their fathers who then ended up in jail and the police didn't do anything because it would've been racist.
If you're looking for a western country to rape in, you should go to the UK.
>>343326220
>Sweden instills in you a guilt because you're white
Nej, sådant händer sällan. I STOCKHOLM OCH SYDSVERIGE MED EXTREM VÄNSTER DÄREMOT
>>343319785
>Shit gameplay
>SUPER MEGA BADASS shit character design
> shit interface
>releasing at the same time around like overwatch
>the character design is rrrreeeeeeeaaaaaalllllllyyyyy shitty
I have no idea
>>343320603
>Atari Jaguar
Cherokee
>>343327407
>Im an american white male and i have no white guilt.
>>343324637
>>343326220
It's just that there is no common enemy anymore.
There was Nazis, communists and then uptight conservatives (Rock is the devil's music and shit like that).
Now nothing really stands in your way except yourself
>>343321468
>Cindy Kai
Why do they always have these horrible unique snowflake names
>>343320603
Thanks,Doc
>>343319785
>was
HAHAHA fucking completely written off 2 month after launch. I love it!
>>343319785
Did we already have this thread? Why do keep posting this and illiciting shit post, Anon.
>see threads on /v/ getting deleted all the time
>this piece of shit is allowed to shill his clickbait for 32 fucking threads violating global rule 11 with no consequences.
do you fucking job hotpockets
>>343319785
>Gearbox
>>343328683
but were actively shitting on it in the comments, and, i would hardly call it shilling.
>>343327682
hinger dinger durgen
>>343319785
do you have noting better to do than make this thread 5 times a day
Really makes you think.
>>343328720
This makes me laugh.
>>343328957
> giving them clicks
> not shilling
okay kaitlin
>>343321468
Explains the tranny faces I suppose.
>>343329082
>>343319785
/r/ing gearbox dialogue screencap
>>343326454
at least it's not a food analogy
>>343329063
This is probably the dumbest stretch out of these threads.
>>343329063
Not really related to the thread, but...
I'm not the only one who sees this every time I see him, right?
Post yfw Battleborn is contractually obligated to make DLC that nobody will buy.
>>343326220
I´m Swedish and i never felt guilt for being white and my country have never shamed me about being white.
Har du ens träffat riktiga människor i Sverige? Fan jag har arbetat med skolan och har aldrig sett människor bli mobbade för att vara vit eller att gilla att vara svensk.
Inte ens folk på gymnasiet är lika dumma som du.
Someone got the picture of the fake meme FPS hub compared to Battleborn's hub?
>>343327637
>It was just groping
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/05/germany-muslim-migrant-sexually-assaults-6-year-old-boy-in-changing-room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrChUKgypXw
>>343319785
THIS IS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU POSTED THIS
STOP
>>343329529
>>343327682
BORK BORK BORK.
>>343319785
Battleborn at its core is a neat idea clouded by terrible execution.
Killed all potential hype by trying to attack blizzard.
Devs refuse to actually engage in discussion with their playbase.
Been extremely slow to patch both performance and balance issues.
Killed their matching by removing the lvl filter from matches.
Introduced a cash shop instead of pushing out much needed fixes.
Recently announced another matchmaking overhaul which will remove the ability to choose a game mode so that they can force their remaining playerbase into 1/2 queues together in hopes of speeding up the queue times.
>>343329063
>really makes you think
And the thought is 'yuck'.
>>343319785
>you suck my dick i'll suck yours
oh wait, i'm doing all the sucking
>>343320601
> Okay, last thread ended with the discovery that the Author of this article is going to write a book about Borderlands.might as well post it to KIA or cripchan (the board is dead but the thread on their /v/ seems to still be active)
>>343329927
>@playboy
what?
Do you feel like a badass now?
>>343329927
>nuanced storytelling
Oh pull the fucking other one. Borderlands' current standard of writing is as subtle and nuanced as being hit in the head with a brick.
>>343330546
maybe after the three hundredth time OP makes this thread
>battleborn
LOL
Why is women being "badass" somehow a virtue? Women are not supposed to be "badasses" nor does it somehow make them better characters if they are. Rather than being proud of all the great traits of feminity, you're trying to have women compete with men for the role of masculinity.
>>343330279
freelance writer for... try reading.
>>343330613
>wanna go out?
>sorry, i'm into chicks
>FRRRIIIIIENNNNDZOOOOOONNNEEED!!!
What did they mean by this? I feel like a joke is there but i just can't quite put my finger on it
>>343329548
>At least 1,400 children were subjected to appalling sexual exploitation in Rotherham between 1997 and 2013
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-28939089
>>343320603
>one person tries to make it say "Pattleborn"
>one tries to make it say "Baffleborn"
>another, "Batt Porn"
>we got "Paff Porn"
/v/ hates working together
>>343330794
The battleborn forums are like a kid on swing that no one wants to boost. It really is depressing, because we all know that feel of having a game you want to keep playing but which will die in the end.
But damn, it's good that it's blunderborn this time
>>343319785
The aesthetics of this game look like a mishmash of failed design ideas with a vomit color scheme overlaid ontop of it.
It's like they went out of their way to make things as unsexualized as possible via epilepsy inducing visuals.
>>343330279
here you go: http://archive.is/gC69a
>>343320471
Just idiots not proof reading an article before being published
>>343320136
Well the women look ugly as fuck because they want to look badass.
Meanwhile Overwatch has good looking women who are badass at what they do.
This might explain this disparity in fan art between the two groups.
Looking < Doing
>>343330873
Easiest way to get out of being asked out is to say you have a s/o or are gay
>>343331465
What? i still don't get it.
>>343329510
How are those anti-rape bracelets working out?
>>343331627
The person who was asked out did not want to get asked out. So they made an excuse instead of telling the truth
>>343331627
>you wanna go out
>Sorry no because I'm gay
simple, except Janey actually was a lesbo so
everyone in presequel is actually
>>343329817
>mfw they are STILL losing players
How? Why? What is actually going on? Why is no one hanging around?
>>343331389
I think Phoebe looks salvageable as long as you fix up her face and ditch the Gearbox artstyle, but she still suffers from having a voice and personality that doesn't really fit her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKN1oFhDeaQ
>>343331736
Jesus this is too subtle for me, now i'm just frustrated. Fucking women.
>>343319785
>Badass
Badass
>Badass
Badass
>Badass
Badass
Kill your self you cock eating nigger.
>>343331239
Thanks Anon.
Oh boy, I can't wait to see wan new and exciting OC this person is going to put into the Borderlands book to fuck it up even more.
>>343331710
>Look up the bracelet
>No mechanism against roofies
>>343331847
A Lot of people purchased it thinking it would be a hero shooter and not some strange moba hybrid.
>>343326661
Did you expect anything less?
