>Member of the military
>Racist towards all robots and omnics
>Is the face of the anti Omnic propaganda in Russia
>Exercises and cares about body looks
Holy shit, did the SJWS not look past the hair? You can literally tell half these people didn't play the game.
>>343313530
They're also convinced the buff chick has to be a lesbian too
>>343313530
>>343313940
It's perfect
everyone knows they don't really play games, so they just kind of give it the appearance they want then design the character in whatever fashion suits them.
blizzard is actually pretty fuckin' smart
>>343313530
So like, was it ever confirmed if she was a lesbian?
I'll find it hilarious if they all just assumed she was gay when she's not.
>>343313530
>racist towards a machine
>racist
no, she just knows they are dangerous
think terminator
>>343314198
Not confirmed. We know there are 2 gay characters in the current roster tho.
>>343314198
yes, very bigoted of them to assume her sexuality
top kek
>>343313530
>racist
Good niGGer narrative
>>343313530
>Nationalist bodybuilder woman who happens to like girly things too
I wish she would take me away.
Which is why I think the Tracer pose controversy was a marketing stunt by Blizzard. I'm sure they're well aware that a good portion of their fanbase is horny teenagers.
Even /v/ calls her lesbian.
>>343314051
>>343314198
She's muscular and military so she's obviously a lesbian, guys. Stereotyping lesbians and women is totally fine, guys.
Quit being sexist shitlords.
This is so boring now, all you faggots do is talk about Zarya over and fucking over again. You sure you're not worse than tumblr about this shit?
>>hurr hurr if you have colored hair you must be homosexual
Not even close. I dye my hair every other week and I'm not homosexual. It's bright orange right now.
>>343314389
I bet it is DVA and Symmetria. At least that would be the hottest.
It better not be 2 dudes.
>>343314696
bait
>>343314696
Homosexual detected
>>343313940
They're convinced all of them are lesbians, anon.
>>343313530
Actually if you look very closely you'll see blizzard has been really smart with this game. Anything they do either generates buzz around the game which, in turn, give the game more popularity, or is made to pander to a certain demographic the best way possible.
Every character has been made to appeal to a certain demographic but they're studied so that nobody can complain.
You can't complain about zarya being sjw because she's "racist" towards robots.
But sjw don't know that and they're happy anyway, so everyone's happy.
Is there any skins of hers that actually look good?
>>343314713
>Junkrat and Roadhog
>Hanzo and Lucio
>Reindhart and TorbjornMorrison and Reyes
>>343314713
Going by the /v/ threads, it's Junkrat and Roadhog.
But gameplay-wise, it's Bastion and Genji.
>The gay characters end up being Winston and Bastion
>>343314941
>Morrison and Reyes
STOP
>>343315143
I'd laugh for all the rest of the day
>>343313940
Where the fuck have you been EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN ANYTHING POPULAR GETS PORTRAYED AS GAY holy shit how is this news to people.
>>343315143
the gay characters should be bastion and zenyatta with the reasoning being "Robots dont have genders."
>>343314259
Yep, this over-use of the word racist is getting tiresome.
>>343314584
Women in the military are total cocksluts.
So who are actually the gay characters guys
>>343315860
Tracer and Genji
>>343315506
I can already see the article headlines
>"Overwatch teaches all of us that you don't need to be human to be gay"
>>343315657
Most women in the military fuck higher ranking male personal to get promoted faster, not to mention the lower scores they receive to get accepted.
>>343315506
they are not gay. They are robosexual
>>343314259
Zenyatta is the least dangerous character in the game though, and bastion isn't even an Omnic.
>>343315891
i think genji is too obvious, he already is "reconciling" with his android existence. it'd have to be someone who doesn't have as much backstory and isn't obvious.
>>343314696
Got news for ya pal
>>343316016
>not to mention the lower scores they receive to get accepted.
AFAIK in combat roles and special forces the standards didn't got low. It's dangerous send to battle someone that can't take care of himself/herself. If for gender equality you want to put risk human lives, you deserve to be invaded and conquered.
BTW, when I was younger I wanted to enter the military. I couldn't because shitty physique and I didn't work out
>>343314259
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>343314941
>Morrison and Reyes
DELETE THIS
>>343313530
They knew SJWs dont actually play games so they chose the character reveal footage very carefully. Their PR guy is a crafty bastard.
Post Zarya with pasties
>>343315891
UHHHH I don't think I can believe tracer.
It's pretty obvious who the straight couple is though
Reminder that Zarya's racism is Justified.
Omnics Attacked Us First, without demands
Humans Never Fired First.
>>343316323
>Harmony Orb not up
I remain unimpressed.
>>343314259
hence racist you fucking idiot
>>343313530
>She's gay because she has muscles and funny hair!
Is this not a homophobic stereotype?
>>343317627
yeah but everyone knows tumblrites love stereotypes just not like in the moment
>>343316145
>Zenyatta is the least dangerous character in the game though
That's a nice tank you got there, shame if something were to happen to him.
>>343314198
Why are people so obsessed in finding out if characters that don't exists like dicks or pussies?
They're not even real! Are their colorful personalities, background, nationalities not enough to relate or like a character? You NEED to know who they fuck too?
>>343316956
It's not gonna happen bruv.
>>343316154
I'm going to need a picture of Zarya in a jump suit, top part turned down and tied around her waste with her bra on up top. Probably doing some shit like working on her gun.
It's the hair.
Anyone got that image of a bunch of screen from that self felating "documentary" about indie devs, where almost all of them had pink hair? Specifically the nu-males.
>>343317716
It's only a stereotype if it's something negative. Like when you say all blacks are underprivileged and deserve pity.
>>343316956
>straight couple
>gay man and a lezbo adopting a korean as cover
???????
>>343317597
>machines
>race
kys
>>343316956
>dad soldier 76
>mom mercy
>gremlin d.va
wow! all three tumblr memes in one!
xD
>>343314681
Not like the rest of these musclefags, but you do have to admit though, Zarya does have the best and relatable personality out of all the characters in the game.
>Widowmaker is cunty and edgy fascinated and obsessed with death,
>Tracer is a annoying preppy cunt with an even more annoying accent. She is also out of touch with reality. The look she gave Widowmaker when she killed that Omnic Buddhist at the rally. She looked as if though she couldn't comprehend that someone can do something that evil.
>Mercy is... just Mercy. She isn't even liked for the character but for waifu related bullshit.
>Symmetra... literally who??? The character who is a confirmed autist? http://www.gamespresso.com/2016/05/91352/
>Mei is a bubbly cutesy chink, that's it.
>D.Va is Umaru-chan personified. Perfect, but hardcore gaymur.
Zarya on the other hand has seen her village destroyed by Omnics, fought in the forefront of the Omnic crisis, watched her comrades die in battle, and still didn't turn out like to be an edgy cunt like Widowmaker. She fights for humanity sake, wants to liberate humans from making the stupid mistake of taking in robots as citizens, pumps more iron than you do, and even with all the lifting she does to make her robust, she has a feminine side to her where she paints her hair and nails pink. I wouldn't be surprised if she thought D.Va looked "so cute".
>>343317793
You mean like pop she shield and remove a Discord?
Or put a shield on her teammate?
>>343317994
>machines
>not a racial group
Im having hotflashes back to when you fucking ugly whites kept trying to imply blacks weren't a race and were animals
racists are sooooooo gross
>game features black female character, poo in loo female character
>not SJW bait
>game features white female with pink hair
>SJW bait
>hundreds of games feature multiple white females with pink hair
>not SJW bait
literally what
>>343314259
>>343317403
This. She witnessed first hand what Omnics can do when they attacked her homeland. She gave up a promising career to defend it. Also it's not as if she participates in linch mobs, she just has a legitimate distrust of the things that tried to to destroy humanity.
>yfw Blizzard ends up making 76 and Reyes gay and a former couple, which is why they're salty
>>343318061
>being forced to use a cooldown against something with no cooldown
Yes that's exactly what I mean.
>>343318038
Her face reminds me of Clay Puppington.YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME
>god is often referred to as omni* (omniscient, omnipresent, etc.)
>robots are called omnics
>omnics obviously represent god / the next stage of evolution
Why are you still supporting fleshbags?
>>343316323
>Miss the zarya 50 times
>Your only contribution to killing her is a single melee attack
Sick plays, brej.
You've gotta be playing against literal retards though.
>>343314259
>her original costume is already best costume
Being a Zarya fag is suffering.
She needs a weight lifter costume.
ZARYA IS AUTHORITARIAN LEFT
>>343318451
That's objectifying her anon
>>343318087
As arl blacklet me tell you that I have never been a fan of the rather silly Pinocchio complex that a lot of sifi has. Robots aren't people, they are imitations of life.
>>343318451
semen demon
>>343318653
robots are REAL HUMAN BEANS they actually do the work we don't wanna do
stop oppressing them
tumblr warned me about this internalized racialism
>>343318087
>kept trying to imply blacks weren't a race and were animals
I mean... let's be honest...
>>343315143
>>The gay characters end up being Winston
>Nerdy strongfat gorilla with giant fuzzy ass and tiny dick making him a fantastic bottom
Don't tempt my dick anon
>>343318216
>angry at world military character in love with Hispanic character
I can see it.
>>343318756
Thanks for being clear anon, here's your (You)
>>343318613
I don't care, it fits her character perfectly.
>>343318451
Fucking this, gym attire or swimwear.
This is all I need.
>>343318672
you mean coalburner
>>343318884
thank you for joining us in making the world a better, kinder, more progressive place free from racists
>>343318451
>still posting this coalburner
>>343318038
god tracer makes my ears want to commit suicide
it's so satisfying to hook her as best hero
I'm the best Junkrat ever. Hmu on Xbox GT: Kae Takara
>>343318996
>>343319059
>>343319028
Oh no she likes niggers!
The sky is falling
>>343318653
but omnics are cool
how could one want to destroy such a beautiful machine as zenyatta, for example
i'd fucking listen to what he says about life and buddhism shit all day
>Street fighter 5
>Zarya
Seems like a good start for muscle girls in vidya
>>343313530
I really like playing as her and even the character design has grown on me. I'm happy she isn't as one-dimensional as we initially thought she would be.
>>343316145
>Zenyatta is the least dangerous character in the game though, and bastion isn't even an Omnic.
Wrong on both counts.
Zenyatta is dangerous if you know how to aim.
Bastion is one of the original Omnics from the first war. His kind being the reason Overwatch was even formed.
>>343319326
We can only pray that it is. The whole "body acceptance" movement has conveniently overlooked muscle girls.
So is Zarya a good loser?
Zaryafags are the worst, constantly trying to reassure Muh Legion that they're allowed to like her while staying in Le Club. Who the fuck cares what her politics are, just like who you like. But no true conservative would wear that haircut and distrusting unstable AIs is not conservative.
>>343318038
MUDTHA ROSSHAYou have to admit, she is cute when she's angry.
>>343318451
I didn't know I needed this, ty anon
>>343318653
Can they transfer their consciousness if their body is destroyed?
Cause we sure as hell can't, we'll just be making a copy of our consciousness, Which is just a clone and not really you.
>>343319251
>listening to a machine talk about life
thats like reading the salty NEET poorfag posters saying how TF2 is the best game ever in OW threads
how can you have an opinion on life if you arent alive?
>>343319194
t. James deen
>overwatch lore
you guys fucking serious?
>>343315396
1 character
that being said I'm annoyed it's some pink haired tumblr fuck instead of a qt twink boy
>>343315891
Tracer seems more bi than gay, she'll fake anything attractive.
Zarya is probably straight.
>>343319662
that's exactly why it'd be interesting
>>343319494
This.
A discord orb and two well placed shots can take out Genjis and Hanzos ulting.
>>343318004
Tumblr would have a gay couple and they'd be drawn fatter than they are.
This is a /v/ schtick.
>>343319494
Bastion's overgrown skin is proof of this.
>>343319543
Uh uh
>>343319861
>neo-/v/ schtick
ftfy
>>343316956
>>343318004
What the fuck does gremlin mean?
What the fuck does "team bab" mean?
>>343320054
literally tumblr memes, ignore them or filter them
>>343319861
>/v/ schtick
>not dicks and shit everywhere
no it's definitely a tumblr thing
>>343320054
>idk what a gremlin is
underage detected
>>343320125
you're making me believe summer is real
>>343319853
"Try me!"
>>343319529
Because women are jealous of other women who achieve greatness, especially physical greatness.
>>343319494
>>343319973
No, Bastion was created to fight omnics but was turned against humans by them, they were all deactivated for a long time but Bastion "woke up" thus the overgrown skin
>>343320054
>team bab
Sounds like my kind of party
>>343319702
>"I'd rather not fuck a black guy lol"
>"Racist"
Really? This guy is fucked up, guess that explains why he's in porn.
>>343313530
So? When /v/ first saw her they went on about sjw pandering nonsense etc etc.
>>343313940
>>343314584
/v/ assumed the same, and /v/ portrays all of the overwatch girls as lesbians too.
You and the dumblrs are the same, and you both never stop bitching.
>>343317902
She could just be nostalgic for the 2010s when Putin was in charge. Some crossed nostalgia signals but how many 'god the 50s were great'fags get everything right?
>>343320403
Deen's a literal rapist with an ego in orbit. Gotta take anything he says with a grain of salt.
>>343320334
Fucking kek'd.
Seems pretty accurate.
>>343320403
he's trying to cover up his own crimes by implying he's in favor of social justice, pretty much identical to all these other current sjws 2bh
>>343316315
>If for gender equality you want to put risk human lives
They do this in some countries by lowering the physical tests for women that want to be a fire fighter
>Oh you're suffocating from the smoke
>Sorry can't help you because I'm physically not able to carry you :^)
>Have a good one!
If you can't pass the test, you can't pass it. Why would you even WANT the test to be lowered for you if you KNOW the reason it's there.
I seriously don't fucking get it.
>>343320334
>cyka blyat
everytime
>>343320334
Thank you for putting all of these toghether
I don't see the fucking point in separating the images, makes it fucking frustrating to show to people.
>>343314696
Fuck off Ramona, Knives is best girl.
>>343319747
Two actually according to Metzen. Two characters are homosexual. Likely there will be a lesbian and a gay. Zarya isn't going to be the lesbian since that's too obvious. I wonder who the gay is going to be. I kind of want Mcree to be, then I can use the Gambler skin and be a badass eccentric dandy man. "I'm your huckleberry"
>>343320442
/v/ assumes a lot of bullshit about games before release, but at least most of the people here adopt a similar mentality to this guy >>343319383 once they calm down. People on tumblr never seem to calm down about anything.
>>343321015
I bet bastion is the gay one.
I'd actually be dead from laughing.
https://youtu.be/NCEVnzR5jH8
Really?
>>343320334
I didn't know I needed tsundere Zarya in a schoolgirl outfit
Zarya will be lesbian because she's Russian and they'll see it as a "In your face" to our real life Russia.
>>343320403
I dunno why you're surprised, he's a jew after all
>>343313530
Ever since the Widowmaker nerf she's been nothing but a burden on my team. I'm not at a super high level (54) but I don't see any that do well.
>>343319083
>tfw hooking Tracer/Lucio
>>343321239
I think Bastion identifies as female simply based on a press release lineup of character portraits that alternated between male and female characters, and Bastion was in the female position.
>>343321137
I didn't like zarya because i thought it was sjw pandering as well when she was announced, until I heard her syberian bear line from a blueberry, found it charming and gave her a try.
Now she's my top 3 favorite character and top favorite tank character.
I gotta learn to stop letting sjws ruin my love for crazy hair colored girls.
>>343313530
>see Zarya once in a blue moon
>story comes out about that girl being a great Zarya player
>suddenly Zarya is immediately chosen by at least one person on every team and they're shit
>>343320296
>created to fight omnics
Actually they were peacekeeping weapons who existed before Omnics and were turned by Omnics in the Omnic War.
>>343321239
I think bastion is like a female program.
>>343316145
Bastion is a member of the family of the robots that took part in the omnic crisis.
>>343321015
Probably McCree on the male side, don't ya think?
>>343321710
I get the other pairings but I don't understand the pairing of zarya and mei. Am I missing something?
I dont think Dva and symmetra pairings are a thing so I won't even bother asking about that.
Its Gay Noon
>>343321607
>>343321773
If it's a female program in a male bots body, is it still gay?
>>343320334
Not even interested in this game, but hot.
>>343319702
This is fucking moronic. Pornstars charge more to fuck blacks because the industry pays more for that. There's demand for that. Interracial porn is a thing.
Roadhog is the fag
>>343316956
Come back when you get you're own dedicated Weekly Brawl senpai
>>343321743
There's 2 omnic wars, right? First was before overwatch, second was after overwatch and then overwatch disbanded and that's when the game takes place, correct? Or is the second war the present events of ow?
>>343321710
>dva, mei, and tracer holding up the the brown/blue girls
This seems backwards. The only reason I see for this is so that mercy and pharah get to be next to eachother.
>>343322025
>male bots body
I think they're ungendered. Zenyatta is distinctly male in design. Bastion has just a modicum of humanoid form.
>>343320334
Regular sized Zarya is hot. We need more of that.
>>343322141
Yes. How is that even a question? Anyone on /v/ who says they wouldn't is a liar.
>>343321976
It's just a waifu pic, nothing to do with pairings. Although If I had to guess, it's the whole "bulldyke/softgirl" dynamic.
Not a fan of it either
>>343322025
With a Gatling gun that big, yeah, its gay.
But no one will judge you in numbani
>>343322141
In a heartbeat
>>343322125
They charge more because niggers are disgusting and it kills their careers
>>343313940
>>343313940
Don't insult my waifu like that
T. Mccree
>>343322141
Name, bro? Any more?
>>343322172
>get hyped
>no one's playing
It hurts
>>343313530
She even dislikes Genji simply for having robot parts, and Genji responds with some depressing shit like "Though on the outside I am a machine, there is still a human heart on the inside."
She is a asshole.
>>343322412
Toe Nasty
>>343322141
Something something broken glass
Something something walkie-talkie
>>343322412
Her name is image search
>>343322412
>>343322272
I bet you're fun at social events.
>>343313940
So is /v/ outside of this bizarro world thread. Or are we conveniently ignoring the months of shitting on this character now for a new narrative?
>>343322725
wow, so this..... is the power......... of tumblr OC....................
>>343322125
Must suck to be a pornstar and people get legit mad when you don't want to fuck subhuman filth.
America truly is land of the cucks
>>343322141
YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YESSSSSSSS
>>343322207
No, the Omnic Crisis happens and Overwatch is created to stop it. Overwatch succeeds, continues on the 30 or so years, and then is disbanded among controversy and tragedy. Russia continues to fight Omnics, but the actual worldwide Omnic Crisis is over.
W A R N I N G :
A C C U R A T E
C
C
U
R
A
T
E:
Genji - Asexual
McCree - Hetero
Pharah - Hetero
Reaper - Asexual
76 - Hetero
Tracer - Lez
Bastion - Zoo
Hanzo - Homo
Junkrat - Hetero
Mei - Hetero
Torbjorn - Hetero
Widow - Asexual
D.Va - Pansexual
Reindhardt - Hetero
Roadhog - Pedo
Winston - Asexual
Zarya - Hetero
Lucio - Hetero
Mercy - Bi
Symmetra - Asexual
Zenyatta - Bi
I always imagined Zarya to be the princess type of girl, especially when I see her nails.
Also doom skin is the best one.
>>343323052
You - Faggot
>>343322141
can she easily beat me up like Zarya? If not,no.maybe
>>343320403
the funny thing is deen is confirmed rapist by basically every big pornstar he's worked with in the last 5 years or so. And it wasn't just "oh well we got a little rough on set" type shit.
that's why he all but disappeared outside of shit like this, he was basically blacklisted (no pun intended) from working on porn for big name studios
>>343313530
>racist
>towards metal and circuits
I don't even play this game, just what?
>>343322412
Stefania Ferrario
>>343322141
Of fucking course, man.
>zarya will never hold you down and with one hand around both of your wrists and the other around your throat
>zarya will never forcibly cowgirl fuck you until your pelvis is broken
>>343323052
Why are there so many asexuals? Hell the only one that I could see being that is Symmetra, and Widowmaker was married to a man for fucks sake.
>>343322725
>>343313530
The fact that she dyes her hair pink and paints her fingernails pinks makes her so cute.
Shows that she still wants to be seen as a woman.
>>343313530
Machines aren't people, you fucking bong licker.
>>343323052
>implying winston doesn't chimp out into a frenzy of hot monkey dicking
>>343320403
Deen is a Jew, that's why he was pushed in the first place.
Of course he's going to try and shame the goyim with claims of "racism", it's what Jews do. Where have you been for the past few years?
>>343322480
I like how Genji doesn't even question her hatred towards robots when zenyatta is his senpai. It would be like Lucio saying , "I may be part nigger but inside this monkey body beats the heart of a Portuguese white man".
>>343323378
>tfw
>>343323403
Genji - He turned into a fucking robot.
Reaper - Too edgy for "love" making
Widow - Mindfucked shell of a human, only gets wet when she kills
Winston - I thought he's a fag initially but I think he's just not interested in sex
>>343321710
>Mei straight up grabbing Zarya's chest for balance
L-lewd.
>>343321015
yeah but it's still not a qt twinkboi
>>343323052
Inaccurate, they're all trans.
How do I counter Zarya? She is broken as fuck
>>343323378
>Zarya will never do squats over you, her sweat jumping off her soft, bright-pink pussy hairs into your mouth
>>343321710
>Symmetra with two arms
FUCKING RUINED!
>>343323589
>"I may be part nigger but inside this monkey body beats the heart of a Portuguese white man".
>>343323813
If you want a twink, fuck a girl you pansy.
>>343323721
Not having present interests in sex doesn't make you asexual.
>>343318613
she is an object
>>343322141
>nipple piercings
>>343323979
She's not an amputee. It's a full arm glove. The Vishkar skin is the skin she has in her comic, and the Vishkar skin shows it's a glove. In that same comic she changes to her default skin and back to Vishkar at the end of it.
>>343321015
I bet the homo is Reaper, would be hilarious to have an edgy homo kid who listens to Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance.
>>343321015
Genji comes off as pretty damn gay. Lucio does too but blacks don't like gays much so I don't think they'd push that button.
My money's on Tracer or Pharah on the lesbo side.
>>343317970
keep living in your own headcanon anon
>>343322172
It doesnt mean shit, you idiot. If went by your brawl logic, that means Genji and Hanzo are incestcous; McCree, Reaper, and Roadhog are in a polygamous relationship; and the entire female cast are lesbians. Go back to tumblr, you lesbian cuck.
All you fucking pharmacy shippers fucking disgust me. I bet you all get off to the sight of muslim refugees raping young european girls for sexual emergencies.
>>343323974
>zarya will never do squats with you as the weights while fucking a big nig who's almost as muscular as her
>>343323052
There's no way in hell Tracer is a fucking dyke. She's way too cute for that.
I'll uninstall the game if that happens.
>>343324357
Doubt it. They don't want to portray homosexuals as unhinged edgy killers.
>>343324419
>If went by your brawl logic, that means Genji and Hanzo are incestcous; McCree, Reaper, and Roadhog are in a polygamous relationship; and the entire female cast are lesbians.
Yes, and?
>>343324261
Let me make it even more clear.
Genji - He turned into a fucking robot. He literally cannot fuck nor has an interest in fucking.
Reaper - He's a cloud of mexican mist with no desire other than the dew and doritos. He's incapable of sex.
Widow - You're never porking her, deal with it.
Winston - Ok, so he may have tried it once when talked into it. People got hurt. Overwatch disbanded. There's layers of issues here, leave the guy alone.
>>343324503
Would actually be hilarious because of the shootings.
>>343323052
>Winston
He drops the spaghetti with girls in his dialogues so he's hetero-human-sexual.
>>343314696
Well Im not Ramona-core like you but I also used to dye my hair. Even had the exact same hue of pink as Zarya does and it has never confused my pebis like /v/irgins here like to think.
But at 21 I cringe at a grown man that dyes his hair in outrageous colors like that without having the aesthetics, and personality to go with it.
>>343324419
You good?
>>343321710
Overwatch might be casual as fuck and a shit game, but the girls are top tier waifus, second to none.
>>343324367
Lucio is so whitewashed he's basically an Oreo
>>343323951
Acquire proficiency
>>343324873
No
>>343324309
>henshin emergence
>>343324930
Lucio is like a '90s family friendly version of a friendly nigger.
>>343313530
She just need some BOD BIG OMNIC DICK
>>343324930
He's literally Canadian. They changed his nationality and probably his name last minute.
>>343319326
Don't forget Amazon in Dragon's Crown. Or that chick from Final Fight.
>>343325115
you mean like will smith?
>>343314928
The winter ones look really good I think
>>343322172
>the worst weekly so far
wow, its fucking nothing
>>343325218
Yeah, but they hide the armpit.
>>343323052
>Roadhog
>Pedo
>Not Meisexual
reddit of the game: this fag >>343324694 for his post
>People got hurt. Overwatch disbanded. There's layers of issues here, leave the guy alone
I hope she gets a tacticool outfit later, or at least a Rambo looking one
>>343325174
Yep.
>>343314713
Actually I could believe that D.va is a weeb but shows no signs of being a fujo so she might be lesbian, and that one comic made me think Symetra is a lesbian pedo
>>343325393
>>343322474
I'm having a ton of fun with it. See way too many people who can't aim or don't realize the cooldowns are short. That or they complain the rounds take forever. Toss that pulse none stop to get people off the point or stuck in corners for a sec while you blast them. I haven't lost a match in this weekly yet.
>>343324694
>People got hurt.
How did he hurt anyone with his tiny gorilla penis?
>>343325512
His enormous gorilla dicked caused Overwatch to disband and therefore he developed issues. Why do I have to spell this out, are you dumb?
>>343324694
Why don't I make it clear.
You assigned them a sexuality when that has nothing to do with their ability to perform sex, or their inclinations.
Genji: He is a cyborg, not a robot, he still has flesh bits, the extent of which is unknown. You are making assumptions.
Reaper: That is assumption not fact.
Widow: Not an argument. Also having dormant sexual desires does not eliminate them.
Winston: Again, there are no facts about his sexuality so making assumptions is pointless.
What you propose is little more than headcannon.
>>343324992
Just let it all out.
>>343325820
Don't Gorillas actually have tiny dicks?
>>343325512
The guy is joking, anon.
>>343313530
as a person who have never played the game i always thought she was one of the good guys
>>343321585
For Tracer just stand still. You don't need to move towards her unlike other characters since she only have 150 hp.
Lucio is like hooking a fucking fish though. He goes all over the place once you hook him in.
>>343325914
and the "joke" was reddit tier
>>343324694
>Genji
>"The heart of a man still beats inside me"
>>343325934
She is a good guy, she's just a racist with a heart of gold
>>343323951
Shoot her, but not her barriers. That's it. Her mobility is the worst in the game, and if she isn't charged she has shit damage. Range is shit as well, unless the one you are fighting is amazing with the grenades.
>>343325914
an upboat for you, my good sir
>Zarya dropped out of the one of the most important weightlifting/bodybuilding championships of her career to fight in the Omnic wars and pledge her abilities to serve her country.
>While this faggot hid behind Islam and served jail time to bail from joining the military.
>>343325843
>Genji: He is a cyborg, not a robot, he still has flesh bits, the extent of which is unknown. You are making assumptions.
Thank fucking God I'm not. I'm sure according to tumblr and deviantart, he's very proficient with his new Dick 2.0 prosthesis, but according to canon, he's clearly asexual.
>Reaper: That is assumption not fact.
He is Mexican, confirmed.
>Widow: Not an argument. Also having dormant sexual desires does not eliminate them.
Dude, deal with it.
>Winston: Again, there are no facts about his sexuality so making assumptions is pointless.
I think it's clear he had a thing for Tracer for a moment, but she swings the other way.
>What you propose is little more than headcannon.
Check the official media, it's all very clearly implied.
>>343325820
gorillas actually have one of the smallest penis size when compared to average body size.
On average gorilla dicks are about 2-3 inches. Which of course seems massive compared to your micro dick, but when talking about the average human (about 5.4 inches), it's still borderline microdick
>>343325881
3-6cm. That's in my search history now.
>>343325881
Yes. Humans, if I recall correctly, have the largest penises of the great apes, proportional to body mass.
