Literally how can her spine bend at such a sharp angle?
>>343276749
Well you see, she's not real.
>>343276749
cause she's not a natural human
if the purple skin didn't tip you off first
Her spine doesn't bend that much, she just has a big ass
For sexyness.
>>343276749
Her ass is huge
OP is a girl, and thinks herself terribly clever. Much cleverer than us silly boys with our male gaze, y'see.
You obviously don't have any social media accounts
She has scoliosis
>>343276749
who gives a fuck
>>343276749
It's being pulled forward by her massive dick
>>343276749
MUH PATRIARCHY IS AT IT AGAIN
US FEMINISTS, RIGHT?
perspective
Her spine was corrupted.
>>343276931
I have a facebook. How does facebook help your argument?
>>343276923
You can literally use the top of her ass as a fucking table.
>tell myself i won't fap this week
>see widowmaker thread
The answer is obviously her servere lumbar lordosis.
>>343277145
>Literally
What the fuck is gonna stay stable on that angle
>>343277302
Someone post the gif
>>343277145
kim kardashian approves
That is not how spines work
>>343276749
because artists tend to draw super thin, extra tall female humans with inhuman spinal curves.
>>343277227
Unless you jerk off so much that it hurts to touch your dick, there is no reason to do this.
>>343277508
Actually it increases testosterone buildup, deepens your voice, makes you healthier, grow a better beard, etc.
Source: completely unverified shit said on the internet.
>>343276749
and women wonder why men don't want to date them anymore
i am referring to widowmaker btw
>>343276749
Your class still hasnt learned about the human skeletal system uh? dont worry they start teaching at at the 8th grade.
>>343276749
The spine doesnt go down the ass that much
>>343276749
The ass is phat
>Not cracking your back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0RL_Cnj7hE
She's barely human at this point, I'd say she's a mutant. Besides that, her design is supposed to ressemble the black widow spider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPEArwL0bss
>>343276887
actually she is human but a test subject for testing
>>343277584
I jerk off everyday at least twice (back to back), when I stop for awhile the only difference is I feel a confidence boost, that its easier to talk to women. If you think you can get results in a week for a beard, you probably don't have one m8. My beard doesn't magically grow any better because I stop jerking off for a week/ I can't confirm or deny a deeper voice and jerking off is healthy as fuck.
>>343277491
Pretty much. Op is a goddamn moron.
>>343276749
Why make a thread about this. It's a video game of course it's not realistic. She could third tit on her shoulder she's fictional
>>343277910
>test subject for testing
>tfw widowmaker is your OW waifu but you are terrible at sniping
That's not her spine it's her leg idiot
>>343277302
post the edit por favor
>>343276749
how can a monkey talk? - what are you? retarded?
>>343278161
Her sniping is piss easy nigga
>>343277302
tfw mild lumbar lordosis + mild scoliosis
>>343277491
too complicated for SJW
>>343277491
That's not accurate either, her spine goes lower than that, and it's pushing forward at the gut and bends outward at the tail end. Just try pushing your butt backwards while keeping a straight posture like that and see how successful you are.
In before angry virgins getting mad, I don't give a shit that her pose is unrealistic. It's hot, just don't kid yourself into thinking it's realistic.
>>343278772
>>343277584
How long did your puberty start kid?
It's the exact opposite, masturbating doesn't "release" testosterone out of your body. Testosterone is in your blood, and actually is released into your blood when you masturbate. Less confidence could be attributed to watching too much porn or hentai and very little day-day female contact.
You're just an underage sperg
>>343279068
I'm 27 fuck you
shit I'm gonna die of old age soon
where does all the time go
Just the pose, that is a perfectly doable pose.
If you were a fit girl with a perfect figure like Widowmaker, you'd be able to test for yourself.
I expect you are an obese neckbeard pretending to be a woman upset, however.
>>343277910
Okay Neil Breen
I want Widowmaker to sit on my face and tell me dirty things in that French accent.
>>343277302
Sway back is permanent cool mode.
>>343276749It's supposed to be a stylish representation of a black widow.
>>343277584
>Actually it increases testosterone buildup, deepens your voice, makes you healthier, grow a better beard, etc
kekd
>>343277932
The confidence boost isn't biological, it's something you've imagined.
Placebo has quite real effects however, so there is that.
Essentially - to articulate specifically given I suspect you are extremely low IQ - you believe in a cause effect relationship so completely that it has a real affect on you biologically.
Interesting, huh?
>>343279323
>that French accent
A good French accent, yes, but hers is godawful and just cringy
>>343279508
Like you can tell. It sounds good to me.
>>343279214
27 and you're worried with not having a beard and your voice not having a deep voice?
lmao, stop lying kid
IF you're that old, there's no going back, beard won't appear magically and you're voice won't get deep for not masturbating.
t. I masturbate everyday since I was 14 and I had a deep-ass voice by 15 (cheeky fuckers even made fun of me because of that) and by the time I was 16-17 I already had full beard.
Either way, you're probably underage, or you have shit genes, probably the reason why you are so stupid.
>>343279639
>t.
You're using it wrong.
>>343279478
1. He never said it was biological.
Ironically, you wrongly assumed he was making an assumption.
2. Low IQ has absolutely nothing to do with a placebo. It's just mind over matter.
Also ironic, as a low IQ could be thought of as a weak brain, but the brain is so strong that it forces effects on your body.
Why'd they copy everything but the fat tits?
>>343279604
If it sounds good to you then far be it from me to ruin your pleasure. All power to you
>>343279639
I have all the beard and voice I want, I am not the original guy who posted about "no fap", all I said was people on the internet say it increases testosterone and that sounds reasonable but clearly stated that I have made no effort to verify this information in my original post, you cunt.
>>343279639
>cheeky fuckers
Really hope you're in Europe otherwise you're a faggot
>>343279826
because giant tits are impossible to get away with. They're a trigger to the SJBoogey. Remember Dragon's Crown?
>>343279826
>T-they copied my obscure character
Whatever the fuck your anime shit is, it didn't invent body suits
Why are there so many stupid weebs
>>343279716
t. Fuck you, I do it however I want
t. You're definitely underage seeing how you didn't even try to prove your point, and instead just fell for an ylauta meme
t. Kill you'reself
>>343280014
>obscure character
>>343280014
>asagi
>obscure
???
>>343279970
I am in europe
Cheeky fucker
>>343280053
>>343280089
its funny to me that you think otherwise
>>343279826
and the swords
and the shoulders
and the choker
and the hairstyle
No argument widowmaker could use some fat tits though
>>343279964
My voice sounds fucking good to myself when I talk. Really like some announcer voice.
But when I hear it recorded, I want to kill myself sometimes.
>>343279381
S W A G B A C K
>>343279826
because they don't need another cow tits anime grill.
fuck off with that over rated shit.
>>343280125
It's funny to me that you reveal your newfaggotry so eagerly
E X P A N D A S S
>>343280145
It sounds deeper because it vibrates through your skull before it reaches your ears.
I learned this from guitar hero, of all things
>>343276998
I want to see her in a BLACKED scene
>>343276749
the answer, of course, is practice.
>>343280145
Everyone feels like that, dont worry. Your voice sounds different when you talk vs when you hear a recording because of your inner ear and how the sound resonates in your skull. It always sounds better
>>343280256
>Own voice sounds normal
>Recorded sounds like a fuckboy
I'm fucken 24 and hairy as a monkey, god damn it
>>343279404
I never noticed this. Nice
>>343280256
>everyone says my voice sounds deeper on microphone
I don't understand
>>343276853
so fucking underrated
>>343280306
I want to see you get BLACKED
>>343280341
>fucken
Uh... You sure you're 24, man?
>>343276998
That tattoo is so fucking sexy, jesus christ...
>>343280445
Apologies, i meant FUCKING CUNTBALLS
>>343280385
god damn. I haven't seen that image since 2007
>>343280507
>FUCKING CUNTBALLS
Uh... You sure you're not 43?
>>343277145
I feel a sudden urge to play Catan
>>343278772
You do understand that is what high heels do right?
>>343280504
Yes, my son?
Its a spine disease, forgot what its called but it makes your spine grow into an S-shape basically.
>>343280215
Friend you think a character from a visual novel is not obscure. Visual novels themselves are fucking obscure. Your view of the world around you is warped if you think otherwise.
>>343280654
What are you doing shitposting on /v/, my Lord?
>>343280728
You're on fucking /v/, not reddit
>>343280735
Do you mean to question the ways of your lord?
>>343280775
Yeah we disagree, therefore I am from [INSERT BOOGEYMAN]. /v/ is not the world. Something that might be well known on /v/ can still be obscure.
>>343280816
Jesus is not the son of God
>>343277302
POST
THE
GIF
>>343277302
post it
>>343280853
And yet, you're still on /v/ calling something that should be known to you as obscure. You don't really belong here
>>343277584
>increases testosterone buildup
Potentially. I don't know what effect masturbation has on testosterone production.
>deepens your voice, makes you healthier, grow a better beard, etc.
No. Unless your body doesn't produce enough testosterone, in which case you should see a doctor and get supplements instead of blue balling yourself, adding more testosterone will not do any of these things. Testosterone, and all hormones for that matter, are just chemical messages that tell your body to alter and/or grow in certain ways. If you can't grow a beard in a week it's because your genetics determine that your body shouldn't grow much hair at all around your face. If you had 10x more testosterone, it'd be the same. At most you'd just be really aggressive.
I really glad that you guys finally stopped bullying my waifu. Thank you so much!
>>343281330
Shes still a whore anon, shes sucked the whole cast's cocks
>>343281330
I fucked her
>>343277584
Shut your stupid fucking bitch mouth already.
>>343281065
I am not the first person that replied to you, I was only commenting on how you thought anything from a VN was not obscure. I'm not sure the point of this line of conversation so I'm done now.
Have a good night/morning/what have you.
>>343279478
I didn't say it was biological, it's not something I thought of either, it was an observation I picked up on after unintentionally going without jerking off.
People with a high IQ fall victim to it too, you would have to be a complete knuckle dragging moron to think an IQ test is even a good measure of of intelligence in the first place.
I love how you're trying to be condescending, its pretty fucking sad, especially on /v/ of all places, on top of that you based everything you said on an assumption. My common sense would devour your pseudo intellectual ass.
Kill yourself.
>>343276749
It's not her spine. Her legs are placed a lot backwards to the point her stomach is literally popping out a lot. Because her legs are so much placed backwards, her ass seems bigger, poses are more extreme and her spine starts to not make much sense anymore.
It's hawt anyway.
>>343277584
I don't think any of this shit's true but as someone who masturbates way too much, the only truly bad thing about it is how it turns me into a lazy apathetic cunt. I don't get shit done and I end up getting exhausted way faster when doing any kind of manual labor or exercise and overall just end up setting things back. I don't even feel like playing video games, I just drone on the internet and shitpost in threads like this one, and suddenly most of the day has gone by with me having accomplished nothing at all.
>>343279826
Because cute small titties poking out of a skintight suit are much more lewd.
>>343281787
The only time i ever get anything accomplished is after fapping, Seek a doctor
>>343281930
Yeah sure, Osama.
>>343281787
Sounds like you smoke a lot of weed
>>343281969
Not him but cowtits are absolute plebeian tier
>>343276749
It's not that her spine is bending at such a sharp angle. It's that she has dat asssss.
>>343276853
thread ended here
>>343282075
Flat chests support terrorism.
>>343281940
But do you fap 3 times a day minimum? Feeling tired after ejaculating is pretty normal as far as I'm aware though. That's why it helps people sleep. Seems natural to me that doing it several times a day would end up draining you of energy.
>>343281975
Never touched the stuff or any drug like it in my life.
>>343280014
There stories are exactly the same. Both Asagi and Widowmaker killed their lovers,then become brainwashed blue assassins for a terrorist organization in the near the future. If the Japs did it second, I'm sure you'd be saying THEY RIPPED OFF THE WEST YET AGAIN instead of trying to deny it so hard.
>>343276749
I dont know but holy shit i want to fuck her
>>343276749
From being bent over & having her ponytail pulled back hard whilemassaging the base of her spinerepeatedly.
>>343279478
Don't be an idiot, confidence boost can be easily linked to increase of testosterone because it makes you more "aggressive".
Just post lewd pics of widow
>>343282075
this
cowtits are redneck tier
>>343282649
But anon, rednecks are notorious pedophiles
>>343282167
>3 times a day minimum
Only when horny. Seek a doctor
>>343282709
>you're different than me, seek a doctor
Not that guy but what's your fap schedule anon? So I can compare it with mine and call yours retarded.
>>343277910
tesing that assssssssssssssssssssssss out
>>343282649
>ugh, large breasts are so redneck
t. numale
Im a simple guu
>i see a widowmaker thread
>i get the urge to fap
>off to r34. Type "widowmaker" in the search bar
I am insane
>>343282824
If one faps 3 times a fucking day, that's a sure sign of hormone malfunction
>>343282910
>I am insane
You're insane for being horny? You need to stop listening to normies, anon.
>Actually been quite well as Zarya
>only started the game 4 days ago
She might have been more likeable if she didn't have a manface
>>343283056
i guess
>>343280816
I want Jesus to leave this contaminated board
>>343283070
She might have been more likeable if she didn't have a man's physique
>>343282915
>fap in morning after sexy lucid dream
>fap after work because Mary showed her cleavage off
>fap before bed so I can sleep
3 faps a day definitely does not mean you are malfunctioning...
>o shit i fell for you leet b8
>>343280816
>I'm the sexiest.jpg
>>343283197
It's your body, do whatever
>>343283196
She might have been more likeable if she wasn't a man.
>>343276853
/thread
>>343283252
Well, she WAS a man
>>343283070
>got the game a week ago
>like playing as Genji
>am absolute dogshit at playing as him
>friend always wants to play with me
>they're an obscenely high level while I'm like level 11
send help
>>343283252
>>343283196
>>343283070
This, Once I got the one skin where she looks like a russian winter soldier, I found out how amazing she is. No one plays her because she looks weird as fuck but she's sleeper amazing.
>>343283309
Jesus Christ I hate sketches, you can barely tell shit apart.
>>343283379
>caring about your level in a casual game
Wake up
>>343277302
>>343283379
Just be a little healslut
Im sure your friends would like it
![1467277653055[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VOo5TpZ.jpg "1467277653055[1].jpg")
>>343277491
Don't try to act smart if you aren't. She also lacks few ribs and has generally very disproportional body. Not like I'm against big asses but that's clearly lordosis.
>>343283408
My best bro actually loves playing as Zarya. I hate all of Zarya's skin barring the one you mentioned (and its recolour) but I do think a half decent Zarya is always credit to team
>>343283408
Well yeah that Korean girl found out early on and now she is one of the best in the world atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaXsmG4g3Xk
>>343283468
>>343283663
>>343283623
Which is better, Arctic or Winter Soldier?
Im torn.
>>343283580
Obligatory reply
That's not where her spine is you idiot.
>>343283641
>best in the world
>at a hero shooter
>>343276749
Because video games.
>>343283803
more than you
>>343283854
I'm sure there are people better at beer pong than i am, too
>>343283854
I bet shes better at blowjobs too
>>343283757
you're asking the wrong person, my opinion changes every day. Right now I'd say I like winter soldier better.
>>343283641
Why is she wearing a mask?
>>343283976
>>343276749
Backs can do that Op, stop being retarded.
>>343283943
>Girls good at blowjobs
Na I think you got one up on her on that front
>>343283914
I'm sick at beer pong so you're facing reality there
>>343277302
>Lost all the gif due to hard disk failure
fuck you seagate.
>>343277302
I came to make sure this one posted.
Now im gonna look for the other gif.
>>343277302
How do I fix mild forward head? A noose maybe.
>>343285274
Please do.
>>343282915
What the fuck? I do it like 6 times a day.
>>343276749
Her spine doesn't bend. Its just her huge ass that creates this illusion.
>>343285507
cant find it.
>>343282915
Male refractory period for an 18 year old is 15 minutes m8 average 30 mins across all ages.
>>343285274
>>343285507
Here you go my friends
>>343285894
>>343285892
That has absolutely nothing to do with anything
>>343283408
>he likes zarya's worse skin
kys
man
keys
>>343285981
>it's abnormal for a guy to fap 3 times a day
>even though it's biologically normal
>>343285892
>15 minutes
When I was 18 it was 24 hours
>>343283976
I wonder what would happen if she took it off?
>>343286051
Do you have any clue what "refractory period" even is?
>If i can do it, i will! Sure this is how it's intended!
>>343286103
YOU should see a doctor, even a 70 year old's is only 20 hours
>>343276925
It really isnt that big she's just on heels and sticks her ass out. She'd look pretty flat if she stood like a normal person
>>343282915
I'm just bored
>>343285964
ty sempai, couldnt find this one.
ill save it again just in case
>my pics foldiers are a fuckin mess
>>343282232
Asagi didnt kill her lover because of brainwashing. And her blue form is her demon form. Not her evil form
>>343286123
VERY PAINFUL
>>343287145
UUUU
>>343276853
Fpbp
It's just a huge ass
>>343276853
The madman
>>343287493
Every single girl do that, just twist his back.
Nothing new here.
>>343277615
Wot
>>343276975
>She has lordosis
ftfy
>>343287493
Widow has one of the most perfect asses ever conceived by man.
She alone is the reason for my initial purchase.
>>343288848
So you bought a game to play an FPS as a big booty chick?
assfucking
>>343276749
That's not the spine idiot, you don't even know how the pelvis and spine attach.
That said she had some anterior pelvic tilt, like 80% of video game girls.
Just like Symmetra
Now accepting applications from cute girlyboys who play Mercy and want someone to play ranked/sleep with
>>343283580
>Give her an extra foot of spine fit no reason
Okay
>>343276749
because that's not her spine that's her fucking hip
>>343276749
>you will never slam that fat blue ass
it hurts
>>343291379
>tfw no widow gf
>>343291379
I know, right? Why even go on?
>>343292638
She's entirely too cheerful for a mass murderer. I think she might be a psychopath
>>343293035
Being cheerful is her way of coping with her shit existance as a ghost outside of time.
>>343293035
She's part of special forces
>>343276749
Fuck you faggots
Holy shit
Fucking shitty retard cuck mods delete anything about video games relating to politics but this shit? 200 posts of faggots talking about how a spine could bend from a picture of a chick from video games?
Fucking idiots
>>343292638
>that broken ancle
>>343276749
There was this great sight that pointed out how women do this and pull underwear higher to make their lower back loom like part of their otherwise flat boring ass.
This was one of the tricks.
>>343293326
fuck off /pol/
>>343280385
dont wory im uboating it right now ^^
>>343293326
>make 10th thread of the day about how you hate black people
>get thread deleted
>make Overwatch thread that points out a weird design
>it doesn't get deleted
It's almost as if having your thread centrally tied around video games means it doesn't get removed on a board concerning video games.
No one cares that you browse /pol/, 3 threads per day about Battlefield 1 starting with the words "WE" is not video games, because you don't want to talk about the game, you want to talk about how much you hate niggers. When anyone does want to talk about it, you'll probably just resort to posting gifs of black people fighting as a retort.
You are the exact same as SJWs. You demand things you won't even play fit your political agenda, without even realizing your shitposting is annoying.
I'll be waiting for the cuck response, 4chan X will filter it when it comes.
>>343293326
>>>/pol/
stay in your containment board, at least this thread has something to do with video games, unlike your thinly veiled shitpost threads faggot
>>343280942
>>343281028
>>343293847
>>343293965
>>343293971
>go back to /pol/
hi leddit.
>>343293965
>this post
I haven't seen an old fag decimate a pol in quite a while. This is becoming quite an eventful day already.
>>343293035
look at her eyes. She is obviously taking drugs to keep up with the speed at which she fights. Outside combat she is pretty much either sleeping or severely depressed
>>343276749
Her spine doesn't go through the edge of her ass.
>>343293965
Well I mean hating black people is justified
>>343281065
>something that should be known to you as obscure
not even him but LOL
>anime
>ever
you weeb fags never stop
>>343295708
>be on 4chan
>doesnt know about baby's first extreme porn VN
Just go to a normalfag website without anime roots. So you wont sound like a confused retard.
>>343279826
Because westerners are cucks
>>343296095
I've been here for around 8-9 years and still dont like animes. So no I wont watch them just because.
>>343296173
>Only pair of huge knockers is behind a winter coat
So they are
>>343296262
I dont like sports but I still know a few names and team names. Its common knowledge.
>>343296284
those fingers on the right pic. How did he not get fired
>>343296401
>I still know a few names and team names
oh sure, I know about Evangelion, Hellsing, and other random animes but its very limited.
>>343296401
>common knowledge.
Animes aren't part of 'common knowledge'. Comparing it to sports is just wrong
>>343276749
She is blue.
Seriously SHES FUCKING BLUE.
Why on earth would you care about her spine being unrealistic when she is the color of a fucking corpse in a fridge?
>>343280007
This is sadly true. I've got a friend who has very large breasts and it gets her quite upset when she gets accused of having a "unrealistic sexist body".
>you will never get to fuck widowmaker
god damn it i want to die
Send h0t pics of widow please
>>343297095
>>343296771
>be on an americanfounded, animededicated, japanese owned imageboard.
>anime isnt common knowledge here
>>343297427
wew what can you do with that?
>>343297469
But I'm not american or animefan
>>343297551
That particular program is just a model viewer with a few different poses and options for how much clothing is on.
There's another one that has animations of the lewd kind though
>>343297649
do the anime banners on top make you feel uncomfortable?
>>343297718
>There's another one that has animations of the lewd kind though
name please?
>>343297886
Waifu Sex Simulator
>>343291102
you know spines live in the pelvis right?
what do you think keeps your ass from falling off your torso
>>343297980
wew thanks
>>343298226
>you still cannot actually fuck her
>>343297746
just reminds me that there's children here, thats all
>>343277584
You should know better considering you lurk the fucking internet. Do your fucking research or better yet, common sense.
I know one specific dude that he himself admitted to jerk off literally 5 times a day. He is the most alpha guy you could imagine. Deep as fuck voice, great beard growth, 6 foot five and gets all the pussy he wants to geteven i would let him ram me hard no homo
>>343298683
then maybe you should leave the children. You dont sit in the kiddiepool when you go to a swimming pool, do you?
>>343298093
you know butts don't hug the spine unless you have no butt, right?
>>343298309
yea and I don't know if I have enough autism to set up my Vive for this.
