The "life size" statue is hugely disproportionate to real life people. Mario Characters being based off of the official Sonic height, via Mario and Sonic, makes a lot more sense. They're small, but at least this makes sense.
Doing God's work anon.
Can you figure out how tall Kirby and King Dedede actually are? Kirby stood directly next to Samus is DL3.
I could have sworn Sonic was shorter than Mario.
>>343268026
Sonic's the perfect height to be giving blowjobs to Eggman every night.
>>343269127
With his forehead?
So---so this is the power of Autism.
>>343270416
Define "autism"
>>343268026
>Bowser is a manlet
Barafaggots BTFO
>>343271179
look yourself in a mirror
>>343268026
Well then when they get a mushroom they all turn inyo 6'5'' Tall, handsome Appolons. Feels good man
>>343271991
You
