Post them.
Whats so horror about sharks ?
They don't give a fuck about you unless you bleed
>>343264591
OP confirmed for woman, start masturbating lads.
>>343264591
I wonder who's behind this post.
>>343262631
What gaem is that please?
>>343264591
They don't have hands so anything they're curious about they bite to see what it is. Since they have sharp teeth and an exceptional jaw strength this tends to leave nasty wounds on anything living they test bite. So, no, they don't only bite bleeding things.
>tfw still no animals in GTA Online even on PC and next gen
I want to go hammerhead hunting with my friends man
>>343264723
apparently a shark whisperer
>>343264591
Nice try SIDF
>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>>343264591
I know it's shark week but you really need to fuck off back to the ocean bro
>>343265001
http://store.steampowered.com/app/274940/
>DOG CONTROLS YOUR DESTINY
>>343264591
Shut up sharkie, I won't trust your lies
>>343265229
Eh I kind of like Depth but I can't get it to run decently on my computer
>>343265001
GTAV MP is the most disappointing thing ever
All everyone fucking wanted was the singleplayer map with coop integration
Why did we get that abomination
>>343265376
aww thats sad, depth is my favorite anytime game.
I want dat deep sea thread
Gimme dat deep sea thread
>>343265191
Why americans are so obsessed with sharks? Or is it just a Discovery thing?
Why would you ever be afraid of this?
>collecting treasure outside of the holdout room away from my team
>heartbeat starts up
shit shitSHITAnd then you realize that the sharks are fucking garbage and can be one-shot with the starting spear pistol.
>>343265416
Because Rockstar wanted to tap into dat sweet, sweet microtransaction cash, my man
>>343265574
It looks like an inbreed piranha, fuck off
>>343265483
Discovery thing, also because sharks are pretty dope and Jaws.
I got to swim with a whale shark last month.
>>343265683
What game is this anon?
>>343265816
Cuckstar
Reminder: Dolphins kill AND rape more humans per year than sharks.
Sharks have a literal 0% rape rate on humans.
>Because of that dumb kid dying at Disney, Disney's now taking out any and everything related to gators
>People actually getting triggered by animals
It's a shame that animals like gators and sharks get such a bad rep, not to mention places like Reddit trying to make them out as these blood-thirsty monsters that hunt down humans so they can get some upvotes.
>>343265574
Such a cutie.
>>343266085
Depth, my friend. One of them asymmetrical versus games, and actually damn fun. Shame it'sdead in the water.
>>343266025
>accidentally swallows you whole
WOOOOOOOOOW BUGGED SWIMMING MECHANICS HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN?!
>>343266135
>AND rape more humans
Wait what
>>343266214
>>343266135
Someone ought to do a movie like Jaws but with dolphin rapists
>>343266214
Kek
Funny enough they're usually pretty shy for their size, I remember someone touching him and he ended up diving down for an hour.
>>343266284
Dolphins have a tendency to rape.
They rape seals, other dolphins, star fish, turn smaller fish into onaholes, sometimes they rape the blow holes of whales.
There was a lady in Jamaica that was gang fucked to death by a pack of dolphins in a cave where they found her body.
>>343266284
they act like they're playing, then they drag people into their nearby caves where they rape them to death while they drown
>>343266284
They drag you into underwater caves to gangrape you for hours until you're more cum than man
>>343266461
Dolphin Rape Cave would make a good name for a band.
>>343266454
Ouch, I hope that shark is okay.
>>343266441
>>343266461
>>343266527
> there is a high likelihood that someone lost at sea died by being gang fucked by a pack of dolphins
>>343266617
Our first single is Flip Her.
>>343266454
Poor shark
>swimming along
>suddenly whacked by some douchebag on a delicious looking seal-shaped piece of shit
See this is why we don't like humans
![NQ6RBiv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HWE3mcP.jpg "NQ6RBiv[1].jpg")
>>343266183
>dead in the water
there's been over 500+ people playing this entire month
>>343266835
The irony is that native Hawaiians revered the shark, to the point where it was considered a guardian deity and a sign of good fortune.
You'll also find that, in spite of Hawaiians inventing surfing and surfing for literally hundreds of years, native Hawaiians are the least attacked group of humans by sharks. In fact they have rescues by sharks on record.
I always found any fish that eats you for trying to go out of bounds really fucking creepy. Pic related, and the one in banjo-kazooie too
>deathly afraid of sharks
>friends thinks it would be funny to gift me Depth on Steam
>I am utterly incapable of refusing a gift, so I have no choice but to play with them
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sHqRszc.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>volume up loud
>THIS motherfucker comes onto the InfoLink
not horror but FUCK that voice
>tfw just watched the Shallows the other night
>tfw that scene with the fat drunk Mexican in extreme pain on the beach after being ripped in half by the shark
![V8qegvk[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/F6V9lzs.gif "V8qegvk[1].gif")
>>343267056
Respect can go a long way.
>>343267147
>Deathly afraid of sharks
Why? It's not like they're out to get you. They're just big fish with sharp teeth.
>>343267249
>Watching a Jaws rip-off
Hollywood's portrayal of them is simply offensive, and really doesn't help peoples view on them.
>>343267274
I was expecting him to get eaten considering how much this place has fucked me up
>>343267458
Why do sharks always get offended by Jaws?
I mean christ it's been 40 years, quit being so butthurt and focus on eating those asian faggots that keep killing you for your fins instead of tourists.
>>343267584
Sharks do eat Asians though, and jaws triggered the single largest hunt of sharks in known history. In the five years following Jaws nearly 20% of all sharks were hunted down.
>>343267328
If they didn't accidentally decide to bite us and see if we were tasty because we seemed like other animals they'd be wonderful lil buggers. Not like those rape dolphins.
>You will never have a domesticated shark
>>343266284
Urban Myth.
Perfect for 16 year old 4chan memelords creepypasta fans.
>>343267584
It's like asking why African Americans don't like The Birth of a Nation. It created stereotypes that live on to this day and are still actively harmful to the community.
>>343267584
Because all it does is stir up the discussion that sharks are nothing more than killers out to get you, and there's already far too many people that believe that, people that that have probably never even stepped foot onto a beach even.
And what >>343267672 and >>343267761 said.
>>343267682
That's just it though. They don't know any better because to them, we seem similar to things like seals and larger fish, you can't really blame them.
>>343265416
Wait I thought that WAS how GTAV online worked???
Brb calling all my friends that play it cucks
>>343267147
I've had that game for awhile and can only play it in short bursts because it stresses me the fuck out
Especially when you have to go out of a room into open water and start hearing the heartbeat speed up and all you see is the empty void that is the ocean until your blindsided and in a sharks mouth. Its a good game sharks just scare the shit out of me.
>>343267804
Yeah I don't blame them and it's a shame we go into kill mode after the rare odd attack.
And reminder that sharks prefer vanilla cuddling and lovemaking to dolphin's preference of netorare and rape.
>>343267761
Birth of a Nation didn't kill anyone though senpai
>Tfw Shark Week is the only real Discovery thing on Discovery Channel anymore
>Animal Planet isn't even about animals anymore, and
>>343267978
>it's a shame we go into kill mode after the rare odd attack.
We did it literally right after the gator attack in Orlando, too.
It's just disgusting, and it shows just how stupid humans really are.
>>343267274
This is kawaii as fuck
Post more please :3
>>343268126
Neither did Jaws, yet both told people that killing the thing you fear and loathe is acceptable.
>>343268151
>muslim shoots people in orlando
>nation goes in apology mode to muslims
>parents leave dumb kid unattended in orlando and gets eaten by gator
>gators get rekt
>>343264591
>it's a "woman tries to have an interest in something other than shit TV" episode
>>343268151
if it wasnt for the fact it was in disney world I dont think it would have been as bad
But since no one is supposed to die under the mouse and its a magical place they went overboard on damage control for something that is kind of a byproduct of being in florida
That said me and all my cousins live in louisiana and have been swimming in creeks with alligators quite a few times and only ever had 1 that seemed like it was gonna mess with us so we left
>>343268293
Kid didn't get eaten, gator realized the kid tasted nasty as fuck and left him to drown.
>>343267328
I'm afraid of the ocean and large animals in general. Sharks are really just the condensed form of my greatest fears.
>be young Anon
>manage to play through most of Ecco
>game gets kinda spooky but everything is good so far
>take two hours to beat a DNA strand
>get super powers and get ready to go to last levels
>feeling pumped
>The Tube
>machinery and aliens everywhere
>freak out and stop playing
More shark pics!!!!
Filthy shark posters go home
Octopus is best + smartest marine animal
>>343264591
SHARKS ARE FRIENDS.
Is there a game where you play as a shark?
>>343268478
>>343268362
I live in Florida myself, and people gotta realize that gators have been here for fucking ever, this isn't anything new. I've been to Disney a lot in my time and have seen a good amount of gators as well, most just chilling out doing nothing. But these stupid fucks on the internet think this stuff is now just happening because they have no fucking clue about any of it, like these Reddit fucks calling gators "Lake Monsters", like come the fuck on man. Disney World is also a huge fucking swamp, it's just prettied up is all.
>>343268478
Big fucking titties...mmm
>>343268615
Depth
Sharks vs humans, sharks are way more fun to play
Greetings fellow aquatic animals
>>343268626
The broken up "help" text kills me every time
Are sharks just misunderstood fish dogs?
>>343268362
they said that all the hunting makes them learn to avoid humans, salt water crocadiles on the other hand kill a shit ton of people.
>>343268690
God fuck all fish.
Purge the oceans when
![steve-irwin-768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q4fOOGB.jpg "steve-irwin-768[1].jpg")
>>343268843
>they said that all the hunting makes them learn to avoid humans
These people are literally retarded.
Steve, why did you have to die?
>>343268843
People didn't learn with the monkeys that engaging them in combat only causes them to hate us more and attack in larger numbers utilizing more sophisticated means.
Fucking monkeys learned how to Mad Max on motorcycles in Africa and even beheaded a man with his own machete.
Seals are literally underwater dogs
We have to protect them from the evil sharks and canadians
>>343268932
Because he was a fucking retard that didn't know shit about animals.
>>343269064
seals are shit and smell like india
>>343268932
>Steve Irwin died 10 years ago this September
Jesus, where has the time gone?
>>343268478
ftfy
>>343269172
edgy
>>343265416
But that's what it is.
>>343268786
It's time to clense the ocean. I'm pouring bleach down my sink right the fuck now.
>>343268615
Jaws Unleashed
>>343264847
This is what terrifies me when in the ocean
>>343269443
*jews
>>343266835
>>343267328
>>343267804
I've never seen more faggotry and autism from a goddamn shark.
>>343269194
>removing a panel automatically makes it better
LOL threads have ruined you, friendo. The punchline is the continued ridiculous of gnawing thru the bars.
Sharks are harmless though.
>>343269580
>Jews Unleashed
Now that's a Horror game
>>343269635
>all I did was remove a panek
check again friendo
>>343269635
He changed the wording in addition to removing a panel. Try reading next time instead of just looking at pictures.
>>343264826
gta 5
The terror was real
Dang, this is my kind of thread.
>>343262631
Fucking nope.
>It's a shark thread
>>343269719
>>343269745
>dude shes gonna eat him lmao
it's a dumb change and not worth mentioning. removing the punchline is.
>>343269902
do shark hav cloaca
>>343269924
Time to stop posting spergo, you're obviously upset that people called you out on your inability to read.
>ywn cuddle a shark
>>343262631
>>343264591
>Exploring the depths of San Andreas deep down in my submarine.
>Dark as fuck
>Collecting sunken aircraft parts
>Find a part, go to it
>Turn on floodlights
>There's a nearby shark
>Look at my mini map and find there's a red dot
>Shark is aggressive now
>Charges towards my sub and bites the floodlights
>Shark dies and I keep moving on
>>343269902
That's not a shark, you're giving my species a bad rep.
>>343266214
>>343266289
are there any cases of these things accidentally eating things bigger than shrimp and plankton?
>>343268932
because stingrays are fucking assholes. fuck stingrays. easily the worst aquatic animal.
>no shark thread on /animal/
Where can I fill this shark shaped void?
>>343269191
>this picture is 10 years old
>>343270315
It's possible the same way a human could possible swallow something like a mouse if you really fucking tried.
But it's be unpleasant and generally a really shitty idea so they tend to spit out anything too large.
>>343270508
>>343269191
>Steve Irwin is trying to help a sting ray
>Aquaman comes out of nowhere and stabs Steve
>the poor ray is blamed for Steve's death while Aquaman escapes to sea
>tfw can't get 100% completion in AC4: Black Flag because I'm too scared of the shark diving levels
>>343270914
I hear you man, I wish those pirates would fuck off and leave us alone.
>>343270315
>>343270527
When basking/whale sharks accidentally ingest something larger than plankton they can literally spit their stomach inside-out out of their mouth to clear it, then suck it back in and resume their lives
>>343262631
Never got scared of sharks in V underwater. It's much scarier when you're above the surface and you know they're around.
>>343265063
I love this meme. Do we have a name?
Pretty sure we have one for spiders, crabs and other crazy Australian fauna
>>343270102
>play in fps mode
>turn hud off
>go diving in the ocean in nighttime
>sharks spawn more frequently at night
>>343271352
Animas posting on 4chan.
>>343265421
Is it worth 7 bucks?
>>343268786
howdy
>>343271342
I'm personally more scare of cougars.
At least sharks you can avoid if you don't go to water
These fucking pieces of shit.
>>343267274
Based scubabro. I would not go within 500 meters of a shark let alone a tiger shark.
>No good coop underwater game
>>343271623
>legendary cougar challenge in the snowy cabin
>>343271708
That one wasn't bad at all, actually. IIRC you can just chill out on the house and shoot out of the window when it's running around, and it will refuse to go inside of the house.
>>343271406
Thanks anon
I love it
Just being in open bodies of water triggers me. It doesn't help that I played a lot of Jak 1 when I was younger, and lurker sharks were a big threat in the early levels.
This faggots are so fucking scary
Imagine if sharks were smart
>>343271896
This retarded meme is blatant anti-intellectualism at its finest.
>>343270052
>defending your shitty edit this hard
fuck off reddit
>>343270914
I'm with you on that one man. The music combined with the fact that the sharks will fuck your shit up makes for a spooky adventure.
>>343268786
Anon this isn't a Lovecraft thread.
>>343272007
Orcas? Belugas?
>>343272150
>le reddit boogeyman
/me tips doge coin at your gentlemanly self
>>343272125
>hating fun
>>343264847
We should mobilize to breed sharks with hands.
It would be incredibly spooky, but then they would stop biting things to see what they are.
>>343272007
Fuckign Orcas man.
>>343268814
Dogs are much smarter.
Sharks aren't really comparable to land animals. They're not as cowed and cautious as land herbivores, and they're not as aggressive as land predators.
They're sixty million year old babies with endless razor sharp teeth.
>>343265001
YOU'RE FLEXIIIIIIING
Literally the best character.
>>343264591
>>343264847
>hurr sharks don't eat people on purpose
>they just put their mouths on them and bite down a little lol
Fuck off, sharks
>>343272351
>my idea of fun is acting like a complete idiot and discouraging any actual form of debate in my personal shitposting playground
>>343265001
>you will never go armadillo hunting in rdr with your bros ever again
>>343272125
It's a joke on the tendency of 4chan users to accuse anyone who supports something they dislike of being affiliated with that thing, no matter how far-fetched the idea is.
>>343272658
Exactly
>>343272405
I'm now imagining sharks with arms awkwardly and weirdly groping people to see if they are a seal or not
>>343272662
>filename
>>343272294
Orcas. Beluga are dolphin and eat fish and cephalopods
>>343262631
>mfw live in Australia
Sharks attack people reasonably frequently
>>343272639
Dolphin here, I like making fun of sharks as much as the next dolphin, but come on.
They're the special needs kids of the sea. I mean, they've essentially not evolved for 60 million years. You know what dolphins were doing back then? Running around on land, on our hooved feet, eating other animals.
Then we took to the sea, just because we could. And the sharks were still doing their thing, with their tiny little fish brains.
And then we evolved to be one of the smartest goddamn animals on the planet. And the sharks were still doing their thing, incapable of sitting still or else they'll drown. UNDERWATER.
Hey, we bully the shit out of them. Orcas eat them pretty regularly; orcas, these things that used to be basically deer.
So lay off. They get enough shit from us. I'd call them mouthbreathing retards, but they can't even do that without moving forward.
>>343272970
You live in australia, Anon
Everything and everyone is trying to kill you
>>343272970
People are frequently attacked by kangaroos, koalas, and sheep in Australia.
>>343272970
Only an average of 3 a month last year. Compare that to drop bears, or drunk cunts and the numbers don't seem so high.
>>343272970
>live in Australia
>autists are able to hipfire and headshot ~30 people consistently with no firearms training
>>343273186
>drop bears and drunk cunts
Something about this made me actually lol.
>>343273108
Why are you all rapists?
>>343273313
Same reason humans rape.
It's fun. Not really for the sexual, mostly for the power.
You humans are so helpless in the water, can you expect us not to take advantage of your cute flailing bodies with our twelve inch prehensile dicks?
>>343271946
>>343269232
>look at this 'ere cunt with his pointer
>i'm going to give it a right fondle
>noice!
and then he died because he was a fucking idiot.
>>343268932
Why you go steve, fuckin rip
>>343269924
IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE SHARKS EAT PEOPLE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL YOU REDDITOR FAGGOT
>>343273108
So sharks are the niggers of the sea?
>>343273487
>hey look a human
>it's cute, let's bone it
>oh yeah we should do this as violently as possible, make sure it dies so we can never use it again
And you say sharks are idiots.
>>343274231
>he isn't into necrophily
fag
>>343268690
In the thumb it looked like two girls sitting in a weird tub.
>>343262631
>>343271594
Fucking hell, since when did uncooked pasta gain sentience?
>>343274915
Heh. We had that in the last Rayman thread yesterday.
Seriously you can't do anything about these guys. Completely indestructible, will take away a lot of health from you and also those texts...
You can only run from them.
>>343265143
I know this is from Deus Ex, but what is Icarus?
>>343275949
You really haven't played any of the games, have you?
>>343273987
Not too familiar with niggers, they don't really like swimming.
>>343274231
>Implying I can't fuck corpses
Plus there's always more where that came from, you guys pour into the ocean.
some parts of this game got real spooky
>>343276181
Sharks don't have the brain power to type.
>>343271880
>its not that bad when you know how to cheese it
Anon... I cheesed the capara demon with poison arrows.
>>343268396
then they went around and systematically killed every alligator to find the "one that killed him"
wtf does it even matter? kid's fucking dead, alligators are predators and dangerous, what do you expect to find after killing the fucking thing?
no one put blame on the shitty parents and dumbass kid, fucking stupid
>>343272970
an anything attack seems frequent in aus
>>343271673
I thought Depth was decent. Haven't played it yet but I heard good things.
>>343276496
>what do you expect to find after killing the fucking thing?
Captain Hooks hand. It was at a Disney resort after all.
While we're discussing the deep ocean, Just hope he's not waiting right outside for you when you exit
>>343265683
spear/netgun master race
>>343273531
i want to play this game but i know i'll freeze up as soon as i run into one of those things
>>343276891
It's pretty comfy. Play it.
>>343272943
Orcas are also dolphins.
>>343264591
There's a knife for every situation.
This guy wasn't scary, but it was disturbing to my 11 year old mind. Couldn't sleep just thinking of the poor girl who's father got turned into a grotesque zombie.
>>343277037
does something like that even work at high depths
what with the water pressure
>>343277143
You have to hope a shark fucks with you so it doesn't explode in your hand
>>343272007
r-rude
>>343272970
>Sharks attack people reasonably frequently
So does fucking everything else cunt.
I got chased by a plubber this morning when I went for a run, and then not even 15 minutes later a snake turbo slithered its ass across the footpath literally inches from me
We literally have a plant here that can fucking kill you
>>343276181
>a net loss for something that needs to eat many times its own weight to survive
Doesn't literally everything need to eat "many times its own weight to survive"? Even fucking trees?
>>343268690
BIG GOOBERFISH
>>343277485
>tfw you accidentally explode in your sharkfu's hand
I-It's not like I like her rough skin, baka
>>343268442
>machinery and aliens everywhere
>freak out and stop playing
Did you manage to get to the last boss? I did and I wish I never did.
>>343269064
seals are fucking assholes
>>343271623
>>343271708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVXyKP1FVk
Why don't more games take place in marshlands or swamps? There's more than enough wildlife in Louisiana, Florida, and Alabama to make an open world game take place in a marsh.
Subnautica has a surprising amount of sharks. They may look scary in concept art but they look quite derpy rapidly wiggling with their mouth agap.
Sharks are cute
>>343271493
btw if anyone cares, Depth is the best 7 bucks ever spent.
Literally a favorite right away.
Anyone else a good diver and want to destroy sharks? Add me noclipper27
>>343264847
I like that old theory. here is a newer one. Sharks are trying to wound an unfamiliar animal and are waiting for you to weaken before they eat you. Lone divers are almost always devoured by sharks so they do eat people.
>>343287107
Hu... that thought has come to me before. What do you do? Can you punch yourself out? Maybe bite it's inside balls?
>>343288908
>bite it's inside balls?
>>343265574
Im not scared of that, im scared of what it turns into
>>343289380
Yeah man. What would you do?
>>343264591
Back to the depths with you
>>343273159
That's because even the animals are tired of their shitposting.
>>343276496
Humans love to kill things for their own amusement.
>>343290591
i'd contort my body into the shape of a ball and then explode into the shape of a star, causing the shark's jaws to unhinge, and then i'd make my great escape.
>>343267756
the rape caves are an urban myth but the actual rape is not.
there are an average of 14 cases of dolphin on human rape a year.
>>343296478
Do they actually get it in, or do they just sort of awkwardly strangle people with their dicks while bashing the shit out of them?
>>343296478
>>343296809
since most people define "dolphin rape" as "it rubbed it's erect cock all over me" I don't think there has been reports of actual penetration. They have been reported to drown (or partial drown) people after being aroused unknowingly be the human swimmer, however. Dolphins are big fans of gang bangs on their own species though.
>>343268786
What the fuck is even the purpose of that thing? What is its role in life?
>>343297236what is yours?
>>343297281
taking up space
>>343268467
this is so cool, how have humans not harnessed this shit yet
>>343296809you can find videos of women fucking male dolphins as well as men fucking female dolphins
did anyone used to run through the glass passage ways of bioshock, fuck man.
>>343297497
what aboutman getting fucked by male dolphin
>>343266835
>we
I see what you did there, shark!
>>343297281
To get freaked out by these things
>>343297598
Wellno, even dolphins hate faggots
![92860[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MeGuy2y.png "92860[1].png")
>>343297598
>>343270734
Maybe next time the manta will fight back.
>>343279093
Holy fuk
>>343269694
Oh god, I had to check my bank to make sure it was still safe.
>>343276496
Reminds me of the guy who was trying to save the Grizzly bear and ended up getting eaten with his gf, then a few bears get killed to confirm they were eaten.
fuck water
>>343272970
Ausfag here
Haven't heard of a shark related death in a few a years now. Where'd people get attacked?
>>343264591
sharks are attracted to shiny things and thrashing motions, not just bleeding. natural prey isn't constantly bleeding all the time.
>>343298697
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_shark_attacks_in_Australia
All over the fucking place. And this is just a list of fatal attacks, actual attack numbers are higher. In 2015 there was 33 attacks only 2 of which were fatal.
>>343285921
>surprising
what else did you expect from a game that takes place underwater?
>>343272738
thats fucking terrifying
>>343272658
That's actually fun anon. Just don't take the debate seriously.
>>343298647
Fuck that's scary
>>343266986
which means 10 of those are australians
>tfw worst western country in the world
>>343298647
NOOO THE POOR SEAL
>>343298647
this is hilarious
![Gyo%20v01%20080[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hoaNOVq.jpg "Gyo%20v01%20080[1].jpg")
>>343272405
>>343272738
>>343299237
>>343297497
Where?
I need them for research.
>>343298647
This is why you don't sleep with a foot hanging off the bed.
