Why is her ultimate allowed to kill me from 100 yards away?
>>343248268
Because you were too stupid to walk behind something.
Because it gives you a giant warning sign that you can even see through walls.
>>343248268
Because you can hide behind a stick right next to it and not take damage.
Because every map has 200 things to hide behind.
>yards
>>343248268
Because its blocked by line of site from nearly everything you can hide on the other side of a fucking payload or a Reinhardt shield for fucks sake.
>>343248706
"Football fields" is seriously a unit of measurement Americans use.
>>343248268
Nigga just hide behind a fire hydrant.
>>343248912
"Wales" is seriously a unit of measurement the British use.
>>343249102
DUDE LMAO TURRET MODE GORILLIAN MILLIAN DAMAGE CAMP LMAO HIDE WEAK SPOT AGAINST THE WALL LMAO ARMOR AND SELF REPAIR DURING TURRET MODE LMAO SUPPOSEDLY ONLY COUNTER IS A SHITTER HERO LMAO
>>343248268
are you really asking blizz toNERF THIS
it's literally >put a pebble between you and the mech to not die
>>343249632
Sub-40 scrublord detected.
>>343248268
She loses her mech after Zeratul Ackbar, making her vulnerable
Sounds fair to me
>>343249632
>ONLY COUNTER IS A SHITTER HERO LMAO
>Genji
>Widowmaker
>Hanzo
>Pharah
u bad
>>343248268
walk behind a branch sticking out of the ground and it will miss
be behind reinheart with his shield up
crouch behind a set of 1 foot stairs
>>343248268
>actually dying from dva's ult
>>343248345
I came here to post this.
>>343248268
You can crouch behinds a fucking bench you retard.
>tfw you die to Mei's ult and headshot combo
its pretty bad
>>343248268
>get an honest to goodness quadruple kill with D. Va's ult
>doesn't unlock the spray
>doesn't show up in my career profile
No one will ever believe me. Thanks for the bug Blizzard, this happened with Junkrat too.
>>343248268
>Dying to worst ult in game
>>343249217
Some of these are actually real, which is amusing.
>>343249632
>People like this still can't deal with Bastion almost two months after launch
What's it like to be bad
>>343248268
Stand behind a wall you fucking mongoloid
Also, what's a yard?
>>343248268
>"NERF THIS"
>...
>"ANY MINUTE NOW..."
>[Display HUD icon showing where it is]
>"Coming up....just a second..."
>stand behind car and nothing happens
Man, someone really should nerf this.
I think it needs to do reduced damage if you're behind cover. If you're within 15 feet it should kill you regardless.
>>343248268
This ult almost never kills anyone unless used in conjunction with some CC ability.
>>343253303i wish it was better :(
>tfw Dva does her ult and it lands right on top of me
>tfw turret mode Bastion
>>343253721
Maybe it's ironic. DVA dares Blizzard to nerf her ult because it's so shit it can't get any worse.
>>343254356
This reminds me of Liberation Maiden a lot.
>>343254491
And since I mentioned Liberation Maiden...
D.va thread?
>>343254746
...I'm surprised people remember old Sailor Moon enough to make an edit of it.
>Enemies are in open ground at the well in Illois
>Launch my nerf this into the air
>Not a single fucking kill
How the fuck do I use this ult
>>343254693
>Bottom left
wait a sec
>>343254990
if u want kills now u gotta combo with someone elses ult or catch everyone in a bad position out in the open like near a control point
it's better used as a area denial than a killing tool though.
>>343254990
Did it sink below the lip of the well and the well absorbed the impact?
>>343255087Nerf this
>Gets nerfed
>>343248345
/thread
>>343254990
Hope you have a Zarya on your team.
Hope she's willing to cooperate with you.
Hope no one gets to kill the blackhole'd enemies before your ult goes off.you don't
>>343254693
Somehow manages to have worse proportions than fucking Bayonetta
>>343254990
Well for one you don't actually use it to kill people.
You throw it at chokepoints, enemy embankments and objectives to make the enemy team scatter.
For that reason I think they should buff the rate at which it charges slightly. It almost never kills anyone unless it's combined with other ultimates. Sure it's powerful but just standing behind a street sign blocks it completely.
>>343250229
>pharah
>bastion counter
Youre not wrong, but i think shes not the best at countering him.
>>343255562
shes pretty good
but she has to use corners like everyone else
flying into the air will just mean her death
>mfw getting at least a single kill with the ult
It's so fucking rare I feel like throwing a part when I get two or even, god forbid, three kills
>>343255343
Mei's ultimate works too, since it freezes everyone. It also combines well with Hanzo's.
>Shoot dragons on one half of the room
>Everyone runs to the other side
>Launch self destruct there
>Everyone must now choose between death or death
>>343255646
If im countering a bastion as pharah, i usually try to get a corner at get him with the splash damage. It doesnt really kill him very quick though.
Because you too busy staring at the booty.
>>343255896
>Bastion just heals himself between your shots and reloads
>>343256169
>tfw junkrat grenade lands in bastion's ass