ITT: how to spot a bad teammate before the match begins
rocket league
>bat mobile
>delorean
>[insert guild] edgelord name
>already spamming chat
>deadmau5 item
overwatch
>chose d.va or tracer
>warcraft user name
>is widow and tells other widow player to switch
>default skin
>types memes
battleborn
>is actually playing the game
gta:online
>wearing bullet proof anything
>kuru or t20
>trendy hairstyle
>female character
>ask for more than 15%
>begs not to pilot
the division
>gearscore below 200
>has anything but smg or marksman rifle equipped
>doesn't speak english
>wears camo outfits
>skills bar has pulse, sticky and tactical link and not wearing tactician
>plays the console version
monster hunter
>wielding GS, LS or lance
>takes a lot of shit from chest without considering his teammates
>takes a map
>armor set matches
>Overwatch
>GTA:O
>the division
>>343191098
>Monster Hunter
>hating on Lance, GS, or LS
>not GL, CB, or IG
I think you're the shitter.
Legend of Zelda: Four Swords
>uses the boomerang
>rocket league
>delorean
but those guys aren't that bad
should have been
>sits under ball as it drops
>goes for the hit when you do
>hits ball straight into wall
>pops it straight into air in your own zone
>rams you more than once on accident
>>343191098
>Armor set matches
Thats a good thing nigger.
Most random faggots I play with don't have matching anything. They don't have any armor skills to speak of so they are inferior to fucking everything. It shows when you go on a hunt with them. Because you are doing all the work while you beg them not to come out of the camp for the 3rd time.
>>343192848
>not using mismatch sets to take advantage of multiple perks
baddie
>>343192154
I swear this better not get a shit ton of replies.
I work my ass off everyday to try and post something that gets nowhere close to 10 (You)s.
I try and be the first poster to every new thread to get the perfect sarcastic remark.
But this fucker posts 1 stupid meme text about video games and you guys just poor (You)s and reaction images.
Come the fuck on, /v/.
>>343193032
Most faggots don't do.
Most faggots just wear armor for fasion and get fucking beat.
>splatoon
>the player didn't connect to the match for some reason
Can anyone give a good reason as to why the match should continue if it's going to be a 4v3? there's no point in playing. You can't drop out of a queue but if someone d/cs it's like fuck you?
Dota 2:
-Speaks any language that isn't english, French, or German
-Speaks English with any time of alternate American accent (Boston, Southern, etc)
-Uses any sort of legendary cosmetic
-Dies within the first five minutes without having been collapsed in on by the enemy team
-Always tries to be the person to take the rune
-Tells you it's just a game when they play poorly.
