NINTENDO BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8EXXritTgQ
>>343187046
There was a time where at least they tried to hide it with new character models.
China has never cared.
>>343187046
Well, if you believe the Nintendo drones, Nintendo supposedly has ownership over China.
Thats not how you use the btfo meme
>>343187518
Riot&Blizzard own china
>>343187046
Savage
How do they keep getting away with stuff like this?
Also I wonder if this app is safe to use at all. It'll probably get pretty popular.
>>343187592
I thought Blizzard owned Korea?
I remember playing this chinese moba that was basically a LoL clone but with characters from anime/movies/other videogames.
>>343187046
Of course they don't care.
They have copyright laws (or lack thereof) that allow them to steal whatever they want.
They actually pay people to get on unblocked internet all day to get on YouTube to steal videos for their version.
They also steal movies for their Netflix, and music for their Pandora/Spotify
My friend works in Beijing and when he came to visit showed me all his crazy apps
>>343187046
So is eveeybody in China creatively bankrupt? All they ever seem to do is rip off other people's stuff. Are the Chinese people completely incapable of coming up with their own ideas or something?
>>343187706
Unless you bribe the court to get a hearing immediately, copyright cases take multiple years to complete in China, meanwhile China makes a profit.
>>343187943
China's restrictive government doesn't exactly allow for "creative" types to flourish. Meanwhile, since they don't give a fuck about the rest of the world, stealing IP is way easier. The biggest problem is that NOBODY DOES ANYTHING about it.
They can't keep getting away with this!
>>343187943
>So is eveeybody in China creatively bankrupt?
when most of your nation is getting paid a dollar a day you dont get a market that you can really work with.
so "stealing" some shit from the west and makinga copy of it just for china is alot easier.
>>343187943
The chink discovered gunpowder, the white man invented the firearm
let that sink in about race and creativity
>>343187706
pure and simple, china does not give a single fuck. if you aren't chinese literally go fuck yourself.
they cut corners on everything they do. someone post gifs of people avoiding the top panels of chinese escalators, it's so common for the mechanic to not bother screwing the panel back in place, which has led to people just stepping on the panel and falling right into the grinder.
Fuck, that looks really good for a phone game
>>343187943
I actually saw an interesting documentary about China ripping off things. Part of Chinese and Confucian culture is about learning from a "master" and imitating them, it's seen as a good thing. It even extends to their schooling system, everything is built around rote learning and even straight up using each others essays. It can produce smart individuals who have great knowledge on their subject but it ruins their creative thinking.
>>343187160
It doesn't help that the people who rip models from Nintendo games and make the tools to do so publicly available are literally doing China's job for them.
China is hilarious
https://youtu.be/ljEsOjzzVYs?t=1m58s
Please ignore the guy constantly talking
>>343188649
I don't know how smart it is to build escalators that kill peopleunless that was all part of their plan
>>343189243
That's the downfall, copying things over and over again generally deteriorates.
>>343188649
More like the Chinese are the jews of Asia.
>>343189243
>Overpopulation? No problem
>>343188649
> I actually saw an interesting documentary about China ripping off things.
Really? Because I heard that exact same thing as some bullshit someone made up to try and excuse China's shit as "cultural difference."
Huh, where can i download it?
>>343188649
we no are thief, sirry gaijin. is our curture
>>343189420
I'm not excusing it, just trying to give a bit of perspective that its not just vidya games and shity clothing, it literally extends through every part of their society
>>343189423
On a Chinese only bootleg android/iOS device probably.
>>343187943
Mao Zedong fucked them up.
>>343187518
>Nintendo will own China
>surprise! Sony ends up getting quite a following there, that explains why there's so many Asia versions of games
Loving every laugh
>>343187592
Tencent owns China.
>>343188649
Communism is not a creative ideology
>>343187518
Did this nigger really think that China fucking buys anything? You can buy pirated cars there. Bootleg fucking vehicles.
>>343187739
China owns Korea
There must be an APK file somewhere that will let me try this.
>>343187943
Major automobile companies here lost lawsuits for Chinese copying their brand and stuff in their courts since American rule doesn't apply there
>>343187518
The only Nintendo shit that sells in China is Famiclones.
>>343187046
Wow this looks retarded.
What's the Chinese bootleg of China?
>>343189647
I said "really?" because I was curious about the documentary.
> I'm not excusing it, just trying to give a bit of perspective
What's the difference? Sounds to me like you're saying "well, it's not as bad as if they were just stealing shit because they can." But, in my eyes the intent or context doesn't fucking matter when your being as stupid and ass backwards about it as China is. Besides that "imitating the master" and "making a knock off to get a quick buck" are two entirely different things.
>>343187046
This is surprisingly competent
>>343190520
North Korea.
>>343190520
Taiwan
>>343187046
China is based unlike Nintendo
>>343187160
They can literally rip off any IP blatantly as long as it's not released internationally. Their courts allow them to do that and they never lost a case to a foreigner trying to sue them. BMW is one of their butt hurt casualties
>>343190432
yep lol
It's bizarre how playable that looks for some mobile chink ripoff of Splatoon. Certainly not ideal or perfect, but it seems like it would actually be tolerable.
>>343190669
>>343190594
It just needs more polish and optimization and boom, they have a perfect mobile ripoff. It looks a tad bit clunky and needs some work but that's still impressive
你是個孩子!
你魷魚!
你是個孩子!
你魷魚!
你是個孩子!
你魷魚!
你是個孩子!
你魷魚!
你是個孩子!
你魷魚!
你是個孩子!
你魷魚!
>>343187046
Christ, imagine the lag.
>>343187046
>LEADYYYYYY
If anything this just proves that Nintendo could easily port Splatoon to their next handheld and make a killing.
>>343190521
your personal condemnation and moral objections mean absolutely nothing
cry 2dads dick forever nerd
welcome to life
SPLATOON 3DS CONFIRMED?!
>>343189370
The chinese actually are the southeast asian equivalent of jews.
>>343190758
>rollers in that lag
>>343187592
China owns Riot actually.
>>343190892
> your personal condemnation mean nothing
Woah, that's funny cause it sounds like your personally condemning me right now as if it matters.
>>343190758
Don't have to imagine. There's a ton of it in the video.
Oh hai NewClear
is this splat tim
>>343192208
>>343187739
They did, but then they gave it away by botching SC2 and not buying DOTA
I recon it's time for a second nuke
>>343187046
NINTENDO DONT CARE
MICROSOFT BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96WZJusSqR0
http://www.9game.cn/bzty/
hit the green button and get the apk
>touchscreen stick
>>343192720
thanks, now I need a new computer
>>343187046
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96WZJusSqR0
>>343187518
>screencapping obvious shitposts
how retarded are you?
>>343193101
>>343192705
>Xbots still mad as fuck about this two years later
lol
>>343192208
Heya. Are you my subscriber or Steam buddy?
>>343188472
It happened ONE TIME and was highly publicized so people got careful for about a week and then stopped doing that.
>>343193345
That wasn't a shitpost, the dude genuinely believed only Nintendo had permission to sell consoles in China.
>yfw chinks copy arowana mall better than disney
>>343193713
http://observers.france24.com/en/20160229-china-fear-escalators-video-accident
why can't people do like 1 second of google searching?
>>343188110
iirc some Chinese leader was really frustrated by Kung-Fu Panda because he knew that China could never come up with the concept despite kung-fu and Pandas both being native to the nation
>>343187046
Has china ever made a notable game that wasn't ripped off from something else? I'm legitimately curious.
>>343193713
Good know.Do you have some information about the guy who beat a baby to the death in public?
>>343187046
>all those dislikes
KEK
Why are Nintoddlers always so child like and butt hurt?
>>343194281
>kirby eyes for usa
I keked
>>343193345
Nah, nintendo fans are THIS retarded
>>343194281
Perfect.
>>343187518
Laughed so hard at this. Something so funny about nintendrones defending the shitty products they buy with rage
>>343194281
>video home
every fucking time
>>343194278
Probably not seeing as their video game market consisted of bootlegs and PC/Mobile games for the longest time until the 14-year long console ban was lifted recently. That's one of the reasons League got popular in China (and now subsequently Riot is owned by Tencent) since it can be run on any toaster with a halfway decent CPU/GPU.
>>343187046
Have you seen league of Titans? Also Disney stole it first.
>>343194278
>Has china ever made a notable game that wasn't ripped off from something else?
>>343187518
>Nintendo owns china
Why the wiiu is a piece of shit there then?
>>343194278
No and never. But is not a surprise.
>>343187943
they've had a blanket ban on video games for years now just cuz they thought it was "unhealthy" for their youth
the green miasma blanketing their major cities is fine though.
>>343194278
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_the_People%27s_Republic_of_China
It's not a very impressive list
>>343195113
they ripped off the first game and fucking ruined it
>>343195240
Because its a piece of shit everywhere
>>343194392
yes right here
https://www.google.com/webhp#tbm=nws&q=beat+infant
>>343195291
>Final Fantasy VII (NES video game)
>>343195331
As a nintendrone, this is sad. I like the WiiU but it just fucking sucks now. I give up. Fuck amiibos and the lack of games.
>>343187046
They also stole Pokemon too.
>>343187903
>They have copyright laws (or lack thereof) that allow them to steal whatever they want.
Actually the hilarious part is that after decades of pushing China is finally starting to adopt US standards on copyright,and using it to go on patent sprees and subsequently sue the shit out of the US.
>>343192208
>joined Mar 19 2009
>somehow knew about Splatoon in 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
>>343190432
often it wouldn't even reach a point where comparisons of chinese vs american law would happen, cuz the judge by default will always rule in favor of china unless you do something REALLY stupid that brings unwanted international attention.
yet america just loves to bend over and take it up the ass from chinese markets because they have so much fucking money to pour into whatever they want, and america wants it bad. even if it means pandering their films to them, looking the other way when they steal copyrighted shit, etc. They just want those sweet sweet chinabux
>>343195565
I have about 20 games for it that I like
how many games do you usually buy per console?
>>343195654
I doubt it'd actually work
>>343195565
You could be a little less subtle than a Bay movie, anon
>>343189243
Considering those lives are worth little and the escalator design that causes that shit is built for cheap, you tell me? Is ripping people off for profit, with potentially lethal consequences for them but no accountability issues for you, considered smart?
>>343195415
Happend in china, anon. I see the webm.
Give me one reason why China shouldn't get the nuke treatment.
>live like shit
>no one will ever help you unless it helps them too, if you're wounded you might as well die on the spot
>literally nothing is safe, even the fucking ground under you could disintegrate
>no freedom
>a thick cloud of death everywhere you go
>>343196135
Well, why waste a nuke? Just let them suffer by themselves.
>>343195773
Like 30-40.
I have:
-Darksiders2
-The mario games (nsmbu/luigi, sm3dw, etc).
-the zeldas (wwhd, hw, tphd)
-zombiU
-Splatoon
-the party games (mk8, sm4sh, etc).
-bayo 1&2
-tw101
-DK:TF
-CoD: BlOps2
-pikmin3
-Batman
-Xenonlade chronicles X
-MH3U
Among others...
What I mean by disappointment is that lately there is nothing out for it aside from #FE
>>343196135
Give me one reason why it should be China and not North Korea.
>>343195845
In China it does. Thanks to the US' insistence it's now almost impossible for a US owned company to succeed in China. They have basically locked themselves out of that economy and all because they insisted on copyright. China is doing to the US what the US was hoping to do to China.
>>343196135
Nukes would be too quick a death
>>343196135
But anon, by that logic most of the developed world deserves a nuke or two.
>>343196251
North Korea is Best Korea
>>343187046
the connection looks more stable here than it did when i played it on wii u. i couldn't even make it to a competitive rank because of the fucking lag, or getting dropped halfway through matches
I don't think China makes rip-offs THIS blatant.
What I mean is, this is more than the usual even for China's standards.
What funny to me is how fucking unoriginal China is with their knock offs.
I mean they can copy a thing but they won't even bother spending 5 minutes coming up with a new name, they'll just change some random letter or something.
>>343196507
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZJeisfRrdY
What will it take for China to unJUST itself?
>>343196820
someone competent to conquer them
>>343196507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFk5USQ52f8
>>343197000
>>343196817
What is wrong with these people indeed.That overwatch ripoff isn't exactly a ripoff though, the person who made it said it was just a tech demo and nothing more.
>>343197172
>gets noticed
>realized he's in deep shit
>JUST A PRANK
Yeah.
>>343197351
I don't think most Chinks would care if people notice, though.
A lot of things in China are censored, but vidya, not so much these days.
>>343196135
>live like shit
doing pretty well actually
>no one will ever help you unless it helps them too
true for most human relationships
>literally nothing is safe, even the fucking ground under you could disintegrate
better than getting shot?
>no freedom
not really, just during lianghui
>a thick cloud of death everywhere you go
we're all going to die someday
where's the apk?
>>343196218
Because like roaches, they don't seem to die unless you finally step on them.
>>343197684
Enjoy your dog meat, chinafag.
>>343196938
We need another Mao!
>>343196135
>Calling for China to get nuked because they copied a Nintendo game
>>343198028
Nintendo: We need another Mario!
>>343187046
HOLY FUCK BASED CHINA
>>343198062
Fuck this image is weird until i googled and realized its meant to hold them still for an X ray.
>>343196135
Because they have 10 times the population of your shitty country and they will kill everyone you know as payback.
>>343198062
He literally gave you 5 reasons and didn't even mention Nintendo, you retarded cunt.
>>343199420
t. hong pok jin doo
>>343196135
Jackie Chan lives there
>>343187706
Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru
>>343199584
He's from Hong Kong, I think.
>>343199684
puppet state, close enough
>>343190658
>stealing other peoples
>based
pick one and only one
>>343199545
so we webbum now because this thread shows no more discussion
might as well sage
>>343199584
Y-yes Jackie I did my best today.
Fuck I feel so bad right now for being a worthless NEET
>>343199795
Hong Kong was a British colony until 90s, almost all of population speaks English and generally they are closer to Britain than China. Not even remotely close.
>>343199994
>>343188472
Fucking hell, why is China full of assholes?
>>343199942
wat?
>>343199942
Story behind this?
>>343187046
I cant stop laughing at at how bad this is.
Where is that one retard that said Smart phones could run this game flawlessly?
>>343190239
Do they have a site where i can torrent one?
>>343200169
>>343200215
>>343200310
>be drunk
>be mad that the elevator isn't there
>be a chinaman
>the most logical choice is to kick the door in anger and fall to death
>>343190594
>>343190747
Asia has ample supplies of young meticulous programmers who doesn't know the meaning of sleep.
>>343200169
>>343199584
He was too good for this world ;_;7
>>343200342
You don't know how smartphones work right?
A 2014 onwards flagship can run garbage like Splatoon or any wii U game.
The thing is that mobile games are not developed only for those, you need to make it available to everyone.
Stop being ignorant
>>343199870
>self-inserting into others' accomplishments so you can feign outrage
>based
you first
>>343200023
their current president is literally backed by beijing and the communist party
>>343199942
according to a japanese news site he lived
>>343200431
Are elevator doors supposed to bend that way?
I've never seen one so flimsy
>>343200606
it's china my dude
does anyone want me to post more and potentially get banned or should we let this thread go to the archive?
>>343200560
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>343200554
>was
Fuck you
>>343200559
>Says ignorant anon
please show me something on a smart phone running and playing with no problems like Splatoon
>>343200559
Apple fans, please leave with this nonsense
>>343200342
>ripping assets and plastering them together in unity with no optimization is the same exact thing as the original
>>343200680
Take one for the team, anon. The world must know of China's treacherous ways.
>>343201027
alright
i have work to do so being banned isn't so bad
>>343201289
Jesus Christ
>>343201289
will continue if interest is a thing
otherwise this is the last
Funny how Japan is just one little hop away yet puts westerners to shame in terms of creativity. No wonder the chinese and japanese don't get along.
>>343201289
Did he died?
>>343201289
what's with the dust explosion at the end? did a tire blowout on one of the trucks?
>>343190181
Neither is Confucianism.
It would take a really long time, on the order of multiple millennia, for China to unfuck itself.
>>343188472
I have to work with a Chinese firm and this is basically all true.
Don't ever do business with the Chinese unless it's your last resort. And if it's your last resort, trust them on nothing, verify everything, and screw them back as hard as you can.
They really are the most absolutely uncouth, disgusting, dishonest people on earth.
>>343201435
She's pretending to be dead.
>Getting killed by a moon walking Roller
>Literally killing your enemy by stepping on them
Jesus Christ OP that game looks like complete shit.
I thought Nintendo first party titles were supposed to be uniformly good.
>>343201494
probably
well you all seem to be curious, but it looks like newcomers to the thread are here, so I might stop before they complain
>>343187046
Is this the real Splat Tim?
Looks pretty funny.
I'm going to tr it.
>>343201638
Clearly you never played 3D Land.
>>343201732
>>343187046
你是一个现在鱿鱼
I once bought a firework kit from Costco and one on it was a picture of Jetstream Sam and it was titled samurai ninja hurricane or something dumb. Looked on the back and sure enough it said made in china.
If I was thinking I would have taken a picture.
>talk to chinese girls
>they are polite, dress feminine and are educated
>talk to american girls
>almost all overweight and talk like men, curse at every given chance like men, some even dress like men
I like both tho
WE DID IT SONYBROS
WE CAN PLAY SPLATOON ON OUR SONY XPERIAS NOW
>>343188472
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ways_That_Are_Dark
>Townsend had asserted in chapter one that the cause of China's present misery lies in the fundamental defects that exist in the ethnic characteristics of the Chinese people[8] and in chapters three and four he explains what he believes these defects are. Townsend states that dishonesty is "the most prominent characteristic in the Chinese mentality as opposed to our own".[9] Townsend gives many examples of him being lied to by Chinese employees, coolies, shopkeepers, and government officials, and notes that many other consuls were driven out of the service by this relentless and "aimless lying, with each lie merely a pretext for another". The other highly salient trait of the Chinese is their "indifference to fellow suffering". Through a large number of personal and second-hand anecdotes, Townsend argues that the Chinese may be the only people in the world who are completely unable to comprehend the basic human impulses of sympathy or gratitude toward other people. Because the Chinese feel no empathy toward others, they behave in an unbelievably sadistic and cruel fashion toward one another, and they view altruistic foreigners as targets to be mercilessly taken advantage of. Other traits Townsend identifies as being typically Chinese are cowardice, lust for money, lack of a sense of personal hygiene, lack of critical thinking skills, insincerity, and obsession with hollow rites.[13] Townsend believes that these traits are as notable among China's leaders and educated strata as much as they are in the poor masses, and his analysis of historical documents leads him to believe that they are not a recent product of the present chaos, but rather are deeply ingrained traits of China's national character.[14] He concludes that the "outstanding characteristics" of the Chinese people "neither enable other peoples to deal satisfactorily with them, nor enable the Chinese to deal satisfactorily with themselves."[15]
>>343193713
There are hundreds of videos showing Chinese on liveleak alone showing how cheap Chinese shit maims their own people in tons of ways. My god, how much money was deposited into your account today, China man? We've had enough of their fucking shit.
>>343201435
Looks like they tried to censor it and gave up halfway.
>>343201289
>>343201435
Christ, China really doesn't have a single fuck to give?
>>343202075
I saw a lightsaber knockoff at Dollar Tree with a picture of Raiden on it except his sword was poorly photoshopped into a red stick
>>343202307
Yes. Even the Chinese half ass cover ups of how awful their home is.
Interest seems to be quickly coming back. Do I post more?
>>343202314
The issue is that china has a gorillion people.
Accidents like these happen in the US too, but less people means the probability of it happening is smaller. Around 1.3 million people die in car accidents each year in the US.
>>343187046
Well, they copy cars, cities, cellphones, everything actually.
this just makes me want an N3DS version of the game
it actually looks decent in the video
>>343202351
here it is
>>343202484
Go for it. Beats all the waifufag/troll threads.
>>343187046
Looks like absolute garbage, but gotta give it to China. They really don't give a fuck.
>>343202660
got anything you want to see specifically? I can probably find
>automobiles
>murder
>faulty equipment
>the famous escalator
>>343201289
>>343201435
>>343201732
How is it possible that with all the disease, wildlife and killing in Africa that it is actually feasible it is more safer than China?
I'm not saying Africa is better but at least you "know" the dangers there. In china it seems more latent and unpredictable especially on the civilian front.
>>343187518
>nintencuck.png
DELETE THIS
>>343202758
Any of those will do fine.
>>343202137
>making shit up
why?
>>343202889
alright here's the classic escalator for those of you who haven't seen it
there have been many people here who've posted it but I can't be assed to find the webmhttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d72_1437910017
>>343202137
Dude.
Let me let you in on something: I date a Chinese girl. I've dated a Korean American before that.
There's not a single night I don't go to sleep wishing I could be with someone of my own race instead (white).
My girlfriend isn't bad, but the cultural differences and behavior and even little things like disparities in body language catch up with you eventually. Let alone the fact you'll give birth to kids who aren't White.
White girls are best for White men. They're fucking crazy, but then again so are we.
>>343202254
>There are hundreds of videos
not surprising considering china has millions of cameras
>>343202813
>that it is actually feasible it is more safer than China?
I'm sorry, but you're a moron if you believe that
an idiot will be in danger no matter where he goes
>>343202137
sounds like you're a pedophile tbqh
>>343203179
damn that's pretty sad anon.
>>343203179
>White girls are best for White men.
>>>/pol/
it has nothing to do with race. it's just about culture. there are 'americanized' asians who do fine with whites.
>>343203179
White girls are to be bred by BBC. Cucks, like white men, should just fuck off.
>>343203404
>there are 'americanized' asians who do fine with whites.
Ah yes, like Suey Park and /r/asianmasculinity and the rest of the Asian American whinority brigade who have become so prominent in recent years.
>>343203179
Fuck off you cunt.
I date a chinese girl and they are the fucking best.
Go back to fucking /pol/
>>343195113
American mcgee is from the states though and is the head guy of that dev team.though you couldn't tell at times when licks he the color off of chinas boot
>>343202545
Nice try, Lo-Pan.
32,675 traffic fatalities in the USA in 2014. There are over 200,000 traffic fatalities per year in China, probably more (unreported).
That's about 12 fatalities per 100,000 motor vehicles per year in the USA, to over 100 fatalities per 100,000 vehicles per year in China.
You just got run down by the Porkchop Express, Huang.
Relevant.
>>343203471
Yeah, well you know what?
Fuck cuckolds...
Fuck BBC...
AND FUCK! YOU!
>>343189151
Damn, those chinks work fast.
>>343203560
>chinese technology
>implying he wouldn't go in and blood sprays would come out
>>343203491
Keep deceiving yourself.
Both of us are in the same boat, we both know we get sick of the emotionless, cold, automaton like behavior.
Give me a girl who cries at silly romantic movies over that any day.
The irony is Asian women are actually markedly less feminine. They're less beautiful, they're less kind and compassionate, they're less loving - and what love they do give is contingent upon income.
>>343203560
HOLY SHIT
>>343203507
I live in florida, calm down nipor massive autistic weeb
>>343202314
In china, if you hit someone, you gotta make sure they're dead
since its easier to pay for a funeral than pay for their medical bills for the rest of their life
>>343203726
>Give me a girl who cries at silly romantic movies over that any day.
My chinese gf does that you fag.
Let me guess your shitty china gf is just a copy and produced in the south.
Fucking nigger.
>>343203507
>Posting fatalities from 2014
Nice try
http://www.nhtsa.gov/About+NHTSA/Press+Releases/2015/2014-traffic-deaths-drop-but-2015-trending-higher
>>343203560
It's funny becausethey put a metal slug sound effect in this commercial.
>>343203758
Flailing your arms around ain't gonna help you, son.
>>343203560
Anybody watch the YouTube channel 'China Uncensored'? Not even shilling but they do have some really interesting videos about China and Chinese culture. It's mostly mockery but the info is sound.
>>343203828
>My chinese gf does that you fag.
Because she saw it in a western romcom LOL.
It's all fake.
Is there a link to download this shit? I know a Chinese guy at my college I can get him to help me understand the moon gook symbols.
>>343200198
Over 1 billion
Think of all the problems your country has
Now make the population a billion people
>>343204037
Ok I'm going to need a fucking source.
>>343203560
> even the Chinese have standards
Anyone able to get this working?
I downloaded the game but when I try to create a 9game account the website doesn't do anything, I guess maybe the servers are down.
>trusting a Chinese born Chinaman living in China
>>343203179
Fuck off /pol/.
>>343203726
Your relationship is in a really bad state man. Just do what make you happy
>>343203189
So do we, Americans, have cameras everywhere. But where are the videos of people being crushed by elevators, falling through paper-thin sidewalks, chewed up by elevators, assholes exploded by chairs here in America? Do we have anything every remotely close to the amount of fucking shit the Chinese have happen to them? Like, veneers falling off our new buildings peeling off like skin off a radiation exposure victim? How about cardboard doors filled with fucking garbage?
If anything happens here anymore, some kid has footage of it, along with 5 other kids, on their facebook page.
Are you really trying to diminish how fucking shit the Chinese are?
ANX-068
You're welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcYKRPj2-MM
>>343203560
Of course this is another china ripoff and the original has a white dude getting turned into a nignog.
>>343203726
>>343187046
DELETE THIS
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
WII U EXCLUSIVE
>>343203491
>wanting a tiger to raise your children
>>343192208
>I'm NewClear
I'M WILD
>>343204109
guy_that_fucked_girl_through_hole_in_skirt.wmv
When will the chinese port Bloodborne to PC?
>>343204037
Stop triggering /pol/
>>343203560
don't know why but this reminds me of that one documentary about China building infrastructure in Africa and that chinese guy was talking to that african guy and telling him how he fucked up his own contry
>>343187518
2015 and 2016 Nintendo fans, everyone.
>>343204262
>>343203560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQQs3nl0LcY
>>343204407
I've got cute girls as well~
>>343187046
How soon until non-government backed companies pull out of China because of all the flagrant copying and shit? It can't still be that profitable for them can it?
>>343203189
> an idiot will be in danger no matter where he goes
While this is true, there is a difference between general danger and reckless danger.
When you go to Africa you know places there are undeveloped and can take necessary preparations. You know to avoid certain wildlife, you know to keep your hygiene in check, you know to stay away from troublesome places with apparent criminal activity.
In China it's different because of its high development in infrastructure and tech you assume that it's much safer. In some ways it is of course, you don't have to worry about unchecked disease or gun violence. But instead you have to worry about the amount of care the average citizen has and the structural integrity/ safety protocol of buildings and every day devices. You have to worry about the very air you breath due to tuberculosis in china being an ever present issue. Even some cases where food from vendors and certain restaurants are an issue.
Once again not saying Africa is better than China but you can at least anticipate the danger in Africa.