So what exactly is this guy's deal?
>>343178883
He's the ultimate Warrior from another time/dimension, who's solely being summoned various times in the Kirby games as some sort of ultimate strength test for Metaknight and Kirby to some extent.
He happens to be hopelessly outclassed by Dreamland's residents however, so much that he even gets beaten by a Waddle Dee.
He must feel humiliated beyond repair now.
>>343178883
he gets Susie's mouth while borb gets the best part
>>343179164
Susie doesn't have a mouth.
>>343179206
neither do waddle dees, yet they eat cookies
>>343178883
he's the baddest orb of all
How can I help you King Dedede?
>>343179141
>He happens to be hopelessly outclassed by Dreamland's residents however, so much that he even gets beaten by a Waddle Dee.
Could be like the Android Saga in DBZ where everything in our timeline was stronger than their counterparts in Trunk's timeline
>>343179236
Susie is a robot though.
>>343179382
Actually, all the "robots" in Planet Robobot are organic or some shit.
>>343179382Both Susie and Haltmann are organics.
>>343179141
Bandana Waddle Dee isn't just any Waddle Dee. He's the legend.
>>343179382
>robots cant fuck
>>343179491
Still made out of metal and doesn't have a mouth.
>>343179650
>made out of metal
I don't think you understand what "organics" mean.
Their bodies are organic. Flesh and blood. Star Dream confirms it.
>>343178883
He's pissed off because he's been sealed for thousands of years and only gets let out just to be defeated over and over.It's possible he's Halcandrian, since you fight him on Halcandra in RTDL and in Robobot he gets pulled from an Another Dimension portal.
>>343179382
Susie isn't a robot, she's just an ayylmao like the president.
>>343178883
If he's the best why does he always lose like a bitch?
>>343181310
Have you seen what happened to all the other people who fuck with Kirby? The fact that he even lives to fight again is quite the testament to his strength
>>343178883
He's Kirby from the future.
>>343179561
What if the real legend is the bandana passed from dee to dee?
>>343181584
Whispy Woods gets the shit kicked out of him every game.
Autistic meta knight, the third member of Kirby's species (apart from Kirby and MK)
>>343182642
Does he always use a spear or was that just one game?
>>343182946
He uses a lance, not a spear.
Do you think Kirby would be a shitposter?
>>343183105
kirby would be a fucking sweetheart to everyone he met online
He exists to get bodied but somehow remain the strongest warrior.
>>343178883
Kirby from the future or evil Kirby from other dimension.
>>343182285
>>343185091
Again with this "Kirby from the future" Game Theory tier shit. Robobot confirmed he's not only from another dimension, but from the PAST.
>>343178883
just some metaknight wannabe ROFL ignore him
>>343186201
KIRBY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION FROM THE PAST
>>343186869
Kirby has amnesia.
>>343187072
Kirby is Ness
>>343181310
Because he handicaps himself using a lance instead of a sword.
>>343182793
And he's the strongest damn Tree in the universe.
>>343186201
From a FUTURE past.
>>343181310
His loses aren't canon.
>>343186201
It felt like a plausible idea back when KSSU was Galacta Knight's only appearance. People seem to forget that his flavour text in that game didn't just describe him as a warrior from another dimension, but a warrior who was BANISHED to another dimension for being too powerful. It's certainly a tantalizing thought that Kirby, after "growing up" and becoming more like his mentor Meta Knight, might one day become so powerful that the powers that be of his universe would have to lock him away.
For better or for worse this detail about Galacta Knight's backstory hasn't been mentioned again.
>>343178883
raging homosexual
If Kirby DID turn evil, what could stop him?
>>343188106
cake
>>343188106
gordos
>Guy
>>343188106
Probably a combined effort by Meta Knight, Dedede and bandana dee
>>343188386
> All 3 people he beat up mercilessly before
>>343188106
Good Kirby from the past. Or Metaknight.
>>343179325
I needeveryone to type in the chatKirbyis a stupid nigger
>>343188517
Fuck off Alex
>>343188502
>Implying metaknight alone can defeat lirby, when kirby has defeated amped up metaknight and amped up mirror metaknight.
>>343188106
Mirror kirby if he got gud.
>>343188658
Metaknight is the strongest warrior of the universe.
>>343188743
Still weaker to kirby's INFINITE POWER.
so literally everyone here agrees that poison is the best new ability right?
>>343188106
meta knight on his own could probably do it
if he can't do it alone he could just get his friends to help him
>>343189020
That's a funny way to spell Doctor.
>>343189020
>poison
That's a funny way of spelling ESP
>>343189020
That's not ESP
>>343188106
Shadow Kirby
>>343189073
>MetaKnight
>better than kirby
>When kirby literally beats him up in every game
>>343180493
Apparently she was partly mechanized by Star Dream. It says so in the pause screen for Susie 2.0.
>>343188897
Metaknight never had a serious match against Kirby.
>>343189330
fair point
>>343189534
>Revenge of Meta Knight
>>343179561
Here we go with this again
He's just a waddle dee.
>>343189534
He has defeated an amped up shadow meta knight trying to kill him. There's no reason he shouldn't be able to defeat meta Knight.
>>343189534
Right, he probably can power up like Galacta Knight and Dark Meta. He's limiting his power.
>>343189689
This. Kirby can literally just eat him in SSU.
Was Kirby the first openly gay video game protagonist?
I can't think of any others before him
>>343189992
Kirby isn't gay. He wanted to fuck that girl pixie in kirby 64.
>>343189671
His ship was already destroyed, he ended the fight when he thought it was enought. Defeating Kirby wouldn't bring his ship back.
>>343189905
>implying the Shadow alternates aren't a bunch of emo weaklings
>>343178883
He's meta knight from the past when he was stronger.
The meta knight we see today is basically a senior.
The only reason meta knight can defeat galacta knight is because he knows the flaws in his own technique, and Kirby can defeat him because infinite power.
This still makes galacta knight the strongest warrior ever, because he can defeat himself, who also is the strongest warrior ever.
>>343190245
How can Galacta Knight be strongest if Kirby has infinite power? Does Galacta Knight have infinite+1 power or what?
>>343178883
He's mad because he's the gayest shade of pink
>>343190043
Nah, he just wanted to eat her out.
>>343190043
He kissed men constantly throughout superstar saga.
>>343190397
because Kirby is a baby and no one really thinks of him as a "warrior", as warrior implies he's experienced and has control.
Kirby is more of a ruthless killing machine with no sign of morals. He's basically an animal.
Think of all of the fucking collaterals caused in any of the Kirby games.
Now I want porn of Popple and Fawful double teaming Kirby
>>343190536
>>343190734
fuck off
>>343190536
That's not kissing. That's regurgitating.
>>343190734
could you fucking not please
>>343190672
> Someone takes Kirby's cake
> MASS GENOCIDE THROUGHOUT POPSTAR
>>343190734
Now I want you to kill yourself.
>>343190057
Shadow Meta Knight is fairly strong. He beat Meta Knight in Amazing Mirror, but it's clear that MK outclasses him now considering Dedede can beat him. And Shadow Dedede is just below Regular Dedede, since they fight almost exactly alike.
The only real weakling among the Shadow counterparts is Shadow Kirby. Even if he's weaker than Kirby, he's still fucking Kirby, the most powerful being in the galaxy. Honestly, I've always thought that Shadow Kirby basically was a frightened child, contrasting with Kirby's childish bravado.
>>343191069
Exactly my point
He isn't a much of a "warrior" as he is a toddler with the power of a god
>>343189961
He could have trained after SSU, he didn't have his spear back then.
>>343179382
Oh boy, it's a "improper localization turns characters into robots because 'äººé€ äººé–“' doesn't have a direct english translation" episode!
>>343190802
>>343191053
>>343191104
>samefagging this hard
>mfw Galacta Knight fucking ripped a hole in spacetime in his Robobot fight
The fight isn't that hard but that was seriously a cool attack
>>343189992
That's almost as retarded as Samus is a tranny.
>>343188106
Bandana Dee could do it without breaking a sweat. He's the real hero of the story.
>>343190672
I remember that time when he destroyed A FUCKING ENTIRE DIMENSION in return to dreamland
>>343178883
He's the series' Worf Effect catalyst. He exists solely to show another character's strength by getting bodied by them.
Planet Robobot is just another Kirby game right? Nothing really worth praising it for?
>>343178883
More like jobber knight. He's basically the thor of kirby, just there for others to stomp him and show how strong they are.
>>343191823
The final bossfight(s) are worth going through the whole game for.
>>343191569
>you can vary rarely see the Lor Starcutter within it
>>343191994
Really?
Pic or its fake
What's a good ability for Robobot's True Arena? I feel like I had the most success with Stone, but I'm not sure.
>>343191823
>have an entire game based around a mechanic
>only use it sparingly and not even in the final boss fight
Other than that it's a solid 7/10, an 8.5/10 if I'm being generous
>>343192481
Stone has always been retard proof, archer is god tier too.
>>343192481
Hammer, archer, and jet are good
>>343192481
hammer as usual
ice if you can use it right
archer/stone for auto-win
>>343191823
The bossfights and music are pretty fucking great. Especially some of the remixes this game has. The level design is seen as better than Triple Deluxe and Returns, even if by a little. It helps that all the robotized settings make for fun yet relatively new backdrops for Kirby.
>see desert world
>fucking hate desert worlds
>mfw most of the world ends up being oil rig themed instead, but still kickass music with a desert vibe
>mfw those dark as fuck factory levels and their music
https://youtu.be/7gtDEIcOW4E
https://youtu.be/Q5sIQ59uvm0
I expected worst world and got thrown for a loop, holy shit.
>>343192614
Jet I'd like, but I can't seem to get the hang of it.
There just needed to be a fight in the robo during the last boss rush and this shit would be 10/10
>Trying to 100% the sticker collection
>Using Play Coins to get stickers
>I have 25 to go
>Of the five I get with play coins, four are new
Is Robobot's Sticker RNG thebest?
>>343178883
He's a double borb
>>343192964
It's much, much kinder than it was in Triple Deluxe.
Maybe because there are fewer stickers actually.
>>343192964
>Getting 5/5 new stickers with playcoins
They're great
I hope they just make a new game reusing the robo assets, add a few need levels and bosses, and a few new robo and Kirby abilities.
Basically robobot 2
If they don't do that I'd like to see a full realization of the 3D Kirby mini game in pr
>>343193238
How about both at once?
>>343193115
>>343192481
UFO
>>343191557
>He doesn't know how to check time stamps!
>>343193475
>How about both at once?
>>343193475
SUPER KIRBY 3D LAND ROBO DELUXE
>>343192618
>Just lost archer during Susie's death cutscene
Time for me to fucking die
>>343193848
.... I don't understand what is going on in this picture.
>>343193954
filename
>>343189583
02 is a creepy-ass motherfucker
>>343194040
Last Kirby game I played was Epic Yarn and I liked it. I've played most of the ones before that except 64 and I want to play one of the new ones. Should I start with RTDL, TD or RB?
>>343194037
Oh I thought it meant roasted as insult.
I legit had to search it up
>>343194261
>>343194336
I'm not that into porn vernacular
>>343194220
All three are good honestly. You can't really go wrong with any of them. I guess I could say play them in order if that's possible, but I wouldn't say it's entirely a priority either.
>>343194040
02's the best antagonist for that very reason.
>>343194336
Do you think Undertale plagiarised character designs from the mimigas/cave story?
>>343194431
But even then, its a common term
>>343194592
Yes
>>343194336
>>343194431
>>343194592
Fuck off this is a kirby thread
>>343178883
Galaga knight is meta knight from the past fused with 0/02
>>343194685
I just used a reaction image
>>343194592
Undertale plagiarizes everything.
That's what happens when your game is designed by a rom-hacker/composer.
>>343194928
Did you know that when you plagiarize something you're plagiarizing plagiarism?
>>343189583
How can kirby defeat literal omnipotent gods?
>>343195075
IN
FIN
ITE
POOOOOOWWWWWEEEER
>>343190536
He's feeding them.
>>343189992
Kirby is a pink ball without sexual organs.
>yfw
https://youtu.be/opcAltnEti4
https://youtu.be/Dj-YZ1J37oM
>>343195075
Kirby has universe busting tier powers.
Post yfw you finally beat the biggest fucker in the true arena and kirby franchise history and this theme starts playing
https://youtu.be/mCkExDlRlGM
>>343195075
star warriors are fucking insane
>>343196025it's a shame it only plays on that menu though
>>343196025
>>343183337
Yup, because Kirby is that kind of guy
>>343196025
>>343178883
Borb
>>343194528
I think Marx will always be my favorite
Also does anyone have the pic of all the final bosses in a collage like this but they are all humanoid, and Kirby is at the bottom in sword form? Saw it in a past thread but forgot to save it
>>343196881
No, but I have this instead.
>>343197040
I'll take it
>>343197104
>>343188106
A wish from Nova. It's the only thing that can stop him.
>>343192481
I like esp you can dash around all over the screen and wreck house
Has there ever been a Kirby game that's just straight up bad? I'm not talking a Kirby game a few people don't like, I'm talking one that absolutely no sane person defends.
>>343198185
Subspace Emissary
>>343198305
I liked SE
>>343198185
Nobody likes Dreamland except for nostalgia. It's just so lackluster compered to everything else.
>>343192481
Ninja or Ice for people who like fun. Hammer and Archer for shitters who are only in it to win. Fire and ESP if you're planning to git gud.
>>343189295
>Fighter Shadow Kirby on Very Hard
Never mind, everyone's fucked. Especially good Kirby.
>>343198407
I played Dreamland 1 for the first time about a month ago. While it's certainly not one of the better Kirby games, it was still very fun, and got the atmosphere and gameplay right.
>>343198407
Dreamland was okay, but it's pretty meh if you've played any other game before it.
The New Game+ mode for it though was one of the hardest things I've done in a Kirby game.
>>343199119
>Extra Mode with one hitpoint and no lives.
>>343199260
Reminder that that NOVA is still alive
>>343199640
When are we going to see perfect nova? (i.e. One that isn't space debris or a clone by Haltmann)
>>343188106
Impossible, not even mirror world kirby is evil.
>>343200575
That's because real world Kirby is evil
Think about it
>>343200750
>>343200750
He's more of a natural force of destruction, the opposite of being in the middle of the spectrum is still neutral.
Isn't there some massive tug of war between a director that wants kirby to have deepest lore and another that absolutely despises the idea?
>>343200992
Is Kirby Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic Good
>>343200750
He isn't "Evil" he's not that smart, and he has a righteous heart, he's more of a retarded force of destruction like that lovecraftian god that created the universe.
>>343201235
No? the old recurring directors (Sakurai and Shimomura) all fucked off, no one's getting in the way of the lore, its just the titles Kumazaki doesn't work on don't get as much (rainbow Curse for example) since he writes it all in his games (RtDL, TD, PR)
>>343201420
Chaotic good, the only way he'd go bad is if he goes the superman injustice route.
>>343201463
>He isn't "Evil" he's not that smart
OK. Let's see you get a doctorate in the time it takes to swallow a small mammal.
>>343201574
>Avalanche
>Squeak Squad
In those he was being an ass.
>>343201503
Didn't samurai hate dark matter and the animal friends?
>>343201787
In squeak squad he was being retarded, he thought the chest contained cake, not an ancient evil.
Avalanche kirby is like the french raunchy and edgy knock off kirby who starts in a drama tv show.
>>343201875
Sakurai is an autist, chris chan-tier.
Those gripes are literally "kirby doesn't have blue arms" tier.
>>343201875
He never said so, but /v/ comes up with a lot of bullshit to rationalize their perceived mistreatment of the shimomura (dark matter) games (which doesn't happen btw, they get plenty of references and love, not to mention every Sakurai game had Shimomura designing the levels)
>>343201463
>he's not that smart
Then how the fuck did he hack an enemy mech and upgrade it to have his copy powers in less then 10 seconds?
>>343201936
>instantly assumes dedede took his cake despite them being friends at that point
>doesnt get the memo that metaknight's protecting kirby and not trying to oppose him despite this being the case almost every time
>>343202057
The mech actually copies the ability of who pilots it.
Since Kirby copies things, it gained the ability to copy things.
>>343202125
>Implying Dedede isn't a jew
>>343202287
Dedede is a king, all kings hate jews, hell jews betrayed their own kings, salomon asked for demon workers to God because he distrusted the jews...
>>343179561
Eh, Paradol Waddle Dee and Waddle Dee 64 were better. Bandana was best as a joke boss with his characterization from Revenge of the King.
>>343202556
Your theory falls apart when you consider that Dedede is actually just the king of the jews
>>343191020
It's a kiss. Same mechanic even makes a big "smooch!" in Kirby fighters.
>>343202683
>>Even historical king of jews hated jews (salomon).
>Your theory falls if Dedede is king of jews
>KDL2
>Kirby will start to take damage by burning in atmosphere reentry if you take too long to beat Dark Matter
>PR
>Falls back to Popstar while unconscious with no signs of injury.
He's getting stronger.
>>343202795
She's feeding her babies, whom she birthed out of her own flesh. It's not gay if you're kissing yourself.
>>343195075
>gods
Yes, but only Kracko and Zero
>omnipotent
No
>>343202287
>stages a large scale invasion on castle dedede
>murders countless soldiers
>mercilessly kicks dedede's ass
>all based on an incorrect assumption
>over a cake slice
And then he unleashes eldritch evil on the world for like the 4th time
>>343199640
>no broken face and messed up eye from Kirby crashing into him
That's not the Galactic Nova.
>>343203059
>Kracko
What?
>>343189583
>posting the pic where Dark Matter has two eyes
Stop that
>>343201875
He approved Rick and Gooey trophies in Melee.
>>343203317
>>343203291
Did you miss the part where he creates lots of the life in Dream Land from nothing
>>343203415
That pic just looks like it has too much emphasis on borb butt
>>343203731
Then just use the first one
>>343203591
Oh, the Waddle Doos?
>>343189992
I hope you end yourself right this instant
>>343203980
That is one of the races yeah. They're made in his image more than the others.
>>343202287
Dedede is a fucking fatass nigger penguin
Who would susie sell Dream star to had she succeeded in sealing it from haltmann?
My bets are on nightmare
>>343204543
BETTER GET IT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
>>343204543
Magolor Parks & Entertainment
Worst Kirby thread in a while.
What the fuck am I looking at
>>343204972
Some big-ass trees.
>>343204972
A Metroid nucleus.
>People unironically getting mad if a Kirby game doesn't let you fight Metaknight
Do you have any idea how old it's gotten? It's not like people hate a Zelda game which doesn't let you fight Ghirahim.
>>343204972
5 gigantic trees grouped together
>>343205375
Whoever decided to draw Coo as purple for the official art of DL2 has nothing but my scorn, he was always meant to be grey.
Nago>Coo>Pitch>Rick>Chuchu>Kine
Best Tier:
Love-Love Stick
Great Tier:
Star Rod
Rainbow Sword
Good Tier:
Crystal Shooter
Galaxia
Okay Tier:
Triple Star
>>343206139
>Can jump on and headbutt enemies, and doesn't have slow ass land movement anymore.
Kine is fucking great in KDL3
>>343206317
It's a personal gripe but I really really don't like his design. I despise anything related to getting eaten by fish in games.
>>343206139
I like them all about equally.
Do you unlock UFO by collecting all the stickers and Code Cubes or do you get it by 100%ing the whole game?
>>343206269
I think you mean
Best
Star Rod, Triple Star
Great
Love-Love, Rainbow Sword
Good
Galaxia
Okay
Crystal Shooter
>>343206578
100% the game, which is all modes (platinum on side games not required) and stickers/code cubes, the UFO enemy shows up in the ability room which you get by just beating the main story
>>343206501
You remind me of the guy who thought Dedede is scary because he thought beaks are scary. Kine's design is cute and majestic.
>>343205974
>he
>>343206623
>Triple Star thst high
It's just a mouse's cane
>>343196881
>>343206938
HAS
>>343206938
Coo doesn't have a definitive gender
>>343198185
No. Every Kirby game and spin off is at the very least "good"
Most are great.
>>343206893
Blame Boss Bass and his derivatives for that
>>343179206
Maybe that's why he's so mad
>>343206779
Does UFO have any new moves or is it still hold X four different lengths?
>>343207141
Thanks you very much friend
>>343207325
TAXES
>>343207141
>human Kirby
>faggy little twink because he's a member of a cute race
>not translating his actual personality and characterization into a design
>not making him a manly chubby guy with a soft and calm air to him in plain pink robes
What is this stupid and gay shit
He really likes heavy metal.
>>343207350
its that plus an even bigger charge, dash attack, activate-able orbiting ball from Squeak Squad and a move that lets you abduct everything
>>343207082
>>343207082
You best not be shittalking the coolest kirby weapon m8
>>343191836
Jobborb
Why was this allowed?
>>343207954
HAL don't give a shit
>>343207510
does this please you?
>>343207954
I'm thinking this got through because the ESRB rater was like
>oh alright, i beat the game
>i don't feel like going back and getting the heart drops i missed
>aw what the heck the weird eye thing is still around
>whatever it's probably nothing
Kirby: pop
Rick: ragtime
Coo: classical
Kine: tropical
King Dedede: symphonic
Meta Knight: jazz
Galacta Knight: thrash metal
>>343207510
This is the only accurate humanized Kirby
>>343208171
Way too far in the other direction, got a laugh out of me though
>>343208439
Sorry, I used the wrong picture
>>343207903
I'm not, I'm shittalking Triple Star
>>343208463
turns out I've got a borb as well, but yea it was mostly a joke
>>343208523
>>343208727
We postin buff Kirb now?
>>343208523
I really do enjoy their depiction of Dedede in their art. Wish they did more.
>>343208931
Bandana Dee best girl.
>>343208171
>>343208727
>>343208849
>>343208931
I'd love to see Sectonia, Susie, Marx, and Dark Matter in this style