You bought your mother something nice for her birthday this year, right /v/?
>>343175395
we just have sex on her birthday
>>343175492
incest is wrong and disgusting
>>343175395
Haven't seen her in years, she could be dead in a ditch for all I know.
>>343175395
I cooked her a big dinner.
>>343175492
Simply eric
>>343175492
What did he mean by this?
>>343175395
Paid for half of her vacation
>Why not the whole thing
Look, man
Her birthday hasn't come yet. I already spent $250 on flowers for her and my grandmother (who raised me more than my own mother) for Mother's Day.
I didn't get my dad anything for Father's Day because I haven't seen him in 12 years. I don't even know where he lives or if he is alive.
Probably won't get anything for her birthday considering I only get 750 dollars every month and I only end up with maybe $30 after paying everything I have to.
>>343175395
I got a letter begging me to come visit her but I can't bear to see her after she had parts of her brain cut out after a stroke.
I'm a terrible person but I'm hoping she forgets about me and how much of a disappointment I am if I continue to cut off all contact with her.
wild flowers I picked up on the way to her home.
>>343175395
I bought her a dash cam. Picture related.
>>343178091
Forgot picture.
>>343178084
>"Wow, it's fucking nothing? Thanks, Anon. I totally love it."
>>343177887
You only make her suffer more.
She's your mother, she'll never forget you. Be a man and suffer for her.
>>343177887
thanks for making me feel like a fucking Class A citizen, kys senpai
>>343177887
Tough shit, faggot. Suck it down, and pay her a visit before you never get a chance to do it ever again. Be a man.
>>343175395
I bought her a purse and a pair of shoes this year. Have no clue what to get her for next year.
i cum in the vagina i was born in
>>343175395
A nice bouquet for her grave.
>>343178838
How's your dad?Dead, right?
No. She always tells me she doesn't want anything which she means she does want something but I just act like a clueless idiot because I don't like spending money.
>>343177887
You can't bear with yourself not seeing her either. damned if you do, damned if you don't. But at lest if you do see her, then you will make her happy.
>>343175395
I bought her a year of Sirius satellite radio, so I'm good, I'll get her the same thing next year.
Although lately she's just been listening to Pandora since Sirius doesn't put enough songs on rotation for her tastes.
>>343178906
senpai, make one exception for your momma
>>343179037
No.
I took her out to lunch for her birthday this month.
>>343175492
Something's telling me that the famous person from OP pic and this poster are related.
>>343178906
The sheer cheapness you see displayed on /v/ never ceases to amaze me.
>>343179256
Itagaki probably gets his mother weird lingerie for her birthday.
I'm getting her an engagement ring.
After dad died, she has basically become a shut in and begged me to still live in our house and not abandon her. It was really weird seeing my cute, chirpy mom turn into someone who only goes outside if I invite her to accompany me, but we got closer as a result which is nice because I was consumed with my studies in high school and uni.
If I can make my mom happy via any means, I'll be happy with myself.
I got her a rice cooker, since we gave our old one to her mother, then felt like rice.
>>343175492
WTF
DISGUSTING
DELETE THIS
>>343177887
>>343179464
>I'm getting her an engagement ring.
how many GBP will that be worth?
A bottle of red wine, like every year.
>>343179940
Unlimited tendies for life
>>343179464
You sound like an alright guy, anon.Sorry about your dad.