>Dad, mom, sister, brother and aunt comes in
My god these kingdom hearts meets didney games are dA-tier shit
>>343163556
Joke's on you. I only play that shit when everyone's asleep.
Is this a build-up to an Aristocrats joke?
>>343163556
>>Dad, mom, sister, brother and aunt comes in
>>343163685
> Kingdom Hearts meets Disney
That's literally what kingdom hearts is
>>343163685
>kingdom hearts meets disney games
>>343163869
Kingdom Hearts is an aristrocrats joke
>>343163685
impressive b8. here's a (you)
>dad comes in
>wipes it on the curtain
>Are ya winning son?
>>343163685
You're a fucking wanker for either thinking that or baiting
>>343163556
>Dad walks in while im playing bayonetta
>Looks at me weird then notices the combat
>Turns out he loved devil may cry 1
>Sits down and watches me play for another 2 hours
>Dad walks in
>Playing Tales of Xillia
>Pause it
>Dad looks at me
>Well go on, play it
>Know he would make fun of me anyway if I continue
>He keeps staring at me
>>343163556
>not masturbating to this scene preemptively to use as cover
Pleb
>Mom walks in
>>343164807
Anime was a mistake.
>>343164807
Is he in public!?
>>343163556
>this will never be topped in KH3
>>343163556
How do you rotate the circle button in a circle?
>>343163685
Kingdom Hearts is a disney game that nomura decided to shove in bunch of his final fantasy characters on it. people think it's a crossover but it's not heck even disney character are bunch of shove in it
>>343164807
>Are ya winnin' son?
>>343164807
AGE OF WAIFUISM IS COMING
>>343163556
>Dad, mom, sister, brother and aunt
w-wheres my uncle?
>>343165872
>He doesn't know Dualshock 2 buttons are pressure sensitive.
Fucking retard.
>>343166062
hanging out with his wife's son's dad
Hey dad look, that fun beat em up game that i was playing has a shitty optional musical section
hahaha son that's silly.
Was that so hard?
I showed him fat drake in uncharted yesterday, he laughed his ass of.
>pastor comes in
>>343166120
>hanging out with his wife's son's dad
>>343166142
fat drake is based as fuck, there's no comparison to something as cringy as kingdom hearts.
>>343166251
He's hanging out withhimself.
>>343166062
Fingering your sister
>>343165181
video games were a bigger mistake since he's clearly playing one
>>343166370
no, you idiot, his wife's son's biological dad.
>>343166370
>>343166371
but OP already said my sister is with the rest of my family in my room
>>343166416
So...himself?
>>343166515
>He doesn't have multiple sisters
>>343166515
he's still there, fingering her, but anon didn't notice
btw I'm his uncle
>>343163556
>mom
it's time for dinner son
>sister
oh! how cute!
>aunt
oh, this song takes me back...
>dad............
>>343163556
>dad cums on me
>play Red Dead Redemption
>Dad comes in
>"Hey, that actually looks kind of cool. Also, dinner's ready"
Thanks, Rockstar
>>343166576
>He doesn't have multiple sisters
I don't and thanks Christ I didn't! All my friends have stories at how bitchy and annoying their sisters were growing up. Some shit I even saw first hand.
>trainer walks in
>>343166775
everyone can appreciate the beauty of riding your mare through the wide open plains. my mom and granny even sat down and watched me goof around in RDR.
>>343166650
I miss these.
https://youtu.be/pb4Vqwq9qkM
>>343166576
>Wanting multiple sisters.
>>343166698
>that pic
I guess Two Best Friends are more than just friends after all.
>>343166961
level with me, how much incestual subtext can I get out of this show without reaching too hard? is it worth watching?
>>343166961
artist? google aint given me shit
>>343167063
None
Doesn't mean the folks over at /trash/ don't try
>>343165918
Square characters are shoved in but Disney is actually well represented in Kingdom Hearts.
>>343165996
An I thought we already were in oneturns out we're just on the cusp of it
>mailman comes in
>>343166848
Why did Muira have guts get raped by a bulky black guy of all characters?
>>343163556
FINNY FUN
>>343167718
You can all stop staring now
>>343164473
>mom walks in while i'm playing bayonetats (sic)
>sweating profusely until a cutscene begins, at which point i start farting and cumming uncontrollably
>she just laughs and says that video games sure have some crazy shit
>years later, playing bayonetta 2
>roomie walks in
>"WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT OKAY YOU WILL STOP PLAYING THIS DISGUSTING GARBAGE RIGHT NOW"
>>343168357
did you tell him to fuck off?
>>343163556
Ma, pa, sister and brother always be there for each other the Berenstein Bears
>>343168357
>"WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT OKAY YOU WILL STOP PLAYING THIS DISGUSTING GARBAGE RIGHT NOW"
was he gay? i had a gay friend say something similar to me and i just called him out on being gay and thus having no opinion. shut him up
>>343167776
He wanted it to be the ugliest male he could think of, I guess. He won't let Guts have even a hint of a good time.
>sister walks in while I'm "playing" bayo 2
>realizes that I'm not rapidly pressing buttons
>I'm actually furiously beating off
>her clothes instantly vanish
>feel the warmth of her fertile womb wrap around my cock
>she starts riding me like a maniac
>tell her I'm going to cum
>she slams her pussy down on my cock and accepts my semen into her womb with pleasure
>9 months pass and we have a beautiful baby girl
>name her Bayonetta
>we all live happily ever after
>>343168857
Im gay and I love Bayonetta
>>343169372
then i guess youre the good kinda gay. also we could use more of you when sjws bash on bayo's (or similar character's) design despite being designed by a woman
>>343169524
I'm a trap and love bayo. there's a huge gay following for her.
>>343163556
>brother comes inside
>>343168357
>"WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT OKAY YOU WILL STOP PLAYING THIS DISGUSTING GARBAGE RIGHT NOW"
I've been in this situation before.
Why do people think it's okay to do this?
Nigga didn't have to stick around and watch.
>>343166062
"Can you pause your game, Anon? Something happened to Uncle Non."
>>343169830
>"I can't right now ma! I'm on a level 50 raid!"
>>343166849
>beauty of riding your mare
Some think it's illegal, but no one's gonna stop me.
>>343165918
>even disney character are bunch of shove in it
>>343163556
So is this only in KH2?
I started playing KH for the first time recently and I expected this to happen at atlantica, but I got to play an actual level.
>>343170834
Yeah, the Musical level was only in KH2. KH1 Atlantica is a very annoying level. It hasn't really appeared again in the series.
>Dentist walks in
>Doc walks in.
>>343163556
Who plays this trash?
>>343172938
Plenty of people.
>>343166534
No
The family bull, dongus
>>343163556
>Girlfriends war veteran dad walks in with girlfriends macho brother, and girlfriends milfy mom
>Principal walks in
>mom walks in to pick up my piss bottles and stuff
>walks by the tv and i can't even see the game
>tries to talk to me about some dumb shit about her sister or something
>have to tell her to fuck off before she finally gets out of my room
why are women so fucking annoying /v/?
>buy neptunia games on sale
>go test it as they download
>mom walks in to green heart and white heart discussing tits
>get refund
>>343163556
>playing The Sabotour in the living room.
>start it up for the first time.
>go to the kitchen to get myself a glass of water
>come back and the first cutscene is a semi-naked stripper in a nazi-occupied cabaret working the poll.
>Mom and dad were in the living room
Fuck my life, that came out of nowhere.
>mom walks as I'm watching SFV during Final Round
>has never seen Street Fighter before
>starts watching out of intrigue
>loving characters like Nash, Necalli, Ryu, and Mika
>joins me weekly to watch the tournaments or WinnerStaysOn
>weeks go by
>"Anon, show me how to play Street Fighter"
>Dad walks in
>>343175053
>My sons are gay
>>343166117
I didn't know the DS3s were until last year when I played MGS3 for the first time. Kept killing dudes when I meant to just grab them and was wondering what was going on.
>dad walks in
>are ya winnin son
does it fucking look like I'm winning, Dad?!
>>343175798
>"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, ANON?!"
*Unsheathes belt*
>>343163556
>Brother and sister emphasize with me
There is no greater agony in this world than finny fun
>>343176049
*tips fedora*
>no wonder mom left you
>you heard me, you old fag, what you gonna do now?
>>343163556
>dad, mom, sister, brother, and aunt comes in
>we all try to figure out how to beat this shit because nobody can rhythm
>>343176049
heh, you just don't get it...
*unzips dick*
you were never a match for me, father
*masturbates furiously*
HAVE AT YOU!
*hot glues dad*
>>343166150
fuck off Revved
>>343173538
because they dont understand the concept of GBPs
>Omar Mateen walks in
why dont u idiots move out
>>343163556
>playing bbs
>family visits at separate times
>fighting mysterious figure
>getting my ass handed to me
>they look at me
>wow that's looks impossible, good luck
>mfw
>>343178767
It's expensive
>daughter walks in
I wanna play!
...daddy why are you a fairy?
>>343178576
Lets start a war! A nuclear war! AT THE GAY BAR!
>>343166117
Who is this semen demon?
>>343179304
Girl!!!
>>343169334
>you will never have a little girl and call her cereza
>Playing Kingdom Hearts
>Pizza guy walks in
>asks for tip
>playing hatsune miku project diva
>stepmom walks in
>laughs and tries to dance like miku
>I tell her to stop and go
>she lays on my bed and hugs me
>I tell her to stop and that she is annoying
>she notices my erection
>I become embarassed
>She laughs and starts rubbing her pussy against my dick
>I tell her to s-stop
>She removes my boxxers and looks at my dick
>Calls it cute and starts sucking
>playing FFX for first time
>ps2 is in basement
>older sister sitting at family computer across room doing dumb high school girl stuff like playing slingo and talking to her friends on AIM
>get to THAT part
>mfw
I'm at work cleaning toilets. Second day and this job sucks.
>>343179304
I really hope America goes to war against the Middle East again so that people can bring back that song and discuss how it was part of a conspiracy that predicted how the US would react to a war literally beginning from a gay bar, bringing in false flags and other hilarious shit.
>>343179072
>Not wanting to be a fairy
>>343180778
what a "shitty" job
>they see a disney character
>"oh hey that's cool can you come help me with something"
>"okay"
>pause and do the thing
>>343179072
Implying she's care to ask. She'd just be thrilled to see it.
Source: This exact scenario happened to me with my 4 years old while playing OS
>>343175798
>debug mode
>be playing starfox adventures
>fuck you i liked it
>accidentally elbow the volume up
>way the fuck up
>this song is playing
>WOW...SHEEZ BYOOOTIFLE says fox
>fuck
>i don't know where the remote is
>sax vibrato on shitty old speakers kills the neighbor's dog
>mom walks in to find out what the fuck i'm doing
>blue scantily clad anthropomorphic fox trapped in a vaguely compromising position on screen
>saxophone music
>mom just closes the door and goes back to doing dishes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynym4QbJfzw
>>343181698
>my son is winning
>You can't pause Finny Fun and resume it afterwards either
>Dad comes out
It was painful for my mother, but it had to happen eventually
>donald's voice pierces through the rest of the sound
>AHCUIONWINWHO KWLVSH AFJWJCWS CHEKAFIN
>hearty chuckle from everyone
>>343163685
>>343182173
Shame that was the first comment made so that doesn't even make sense.
>>343181698
>sax vibrato on shitty old speakers kills the neighbor's dog
>>343164807
What kind of mother would walk in on their son when he is pleasing himself?
>Whole entire extended family comes in for a family reunion
>>343179386
a witch from space patrol luluco
>>343166882
>not shadowleggy
https://youtu.be/Pr3esd05w-4
>>343166534
No me
>entire jewish population walks in
>>343166849
Fucking faggot doesn't have a stallion
>>343174834
Daaaw, that's great! How has that been going?
>>343183358
You can't fuck a stallion.
>>343183358
stallions dont make good riding horses, idiot
>>343182832
>>343163556
my aunt just died last night from breast cancer :(
>>343164807
>suddenly feel a real hand on your dick
>>343183501
>faggot has never tamed a stallion
You gotta own that dick
>>343166650
HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>God walks in
>>343163556
Have a lot of finny fun
>>343183571
lol
>>343163685
>>343183571
here's 20 dollars towards kicking cancer's butt! save the animals!
>>343183585
Das not how it works u lil shit.
>>343165743
Yes. It's from a VR gamejam or something
>>343182690
a mother whowants to help
>>343166251
He meant "His wife's son's bull"
They're raising him liberal
>>343166650
>>343183029
She's from Little Witch Academia you dunce.
>>343182690
The Ara Ara kind
>>343163556
I'm playing through KHII Final Mix and I can't fucking do this section again. It's just the biggest waste of time ever, and I can't remember if there's a payoff for completing it. I muted my television and made it all the way through, but accidentally hit the start button and was forced to restart the whole fucking thing, and I left the world and never went back.
I did this years ago when KHII first came out, but I can't remember if there's a good reason to complete it.
>>343167116I got you familliahttp://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=94
>>343163556
>Dad, mom, sister, brother and aunt
>comes in
>comes
>s
>>343183876
I guess she just cameod then. Hard to tell with Luluco since it seems like studio Trigger is having an aneurysm with their properties.
>>343168357
>And they say SJWs aren't harmful to gaming
This is probably the only time I've been embarrassed to play a game, even when nobody was watching.
I think one time I was trying to play (our PS2 was hooked up to the family TV since the only other one in the house was in my parent's room) and I actively went out of my way to tell my parents I was only doing it for completion's sake and had the TV muted because the cringe was just too strong. I remember it being one of those shitty kinds of rhythm games where you actually can just rely on the screen anyway.
>>343164473
>>343168357
>>343168857
>>343169334
>>343169372
>>343169615
>liking shitonetta
you are a bunch of faggots with really shit taste
>>343171996
>How often do you floss, Anon?
>>343184481
t. Sonnygger butthurt its shitty console has no games.
>dad comes in
>"Are you winning son?"
>>343184553
whenever I eat your mom out
>>343179304
Futret?
>>343184553
>Drives floss into your gums causing them to bleed
Anon, you need to floss more so your gums don't bleed.
Am I the only one here who pauses the game whenever someone comes in to tell/ask me something?
It just feels rude trying to listen to them while you're playing a video game.
>Stepsis comes in
>"lol, what are you doing playing a kid's game?"
>*wiggles her ass infront of me*
>"teehee, i'm not wearing any pantieeeees!"
wow, what a weirdo.
>>343184832
if you would actually brush your teeth then they wouldn't bleed
>>343184832
Maybe fuck you, you goddamn psychopathic sadist.
>>343163556
I would reply back "I'm just as disappointed as you are."
>>343184083
Magnega
>>343183610
>are ya winning, asura ?
>>343183605
>>343183605
that's a man though
>>343184908
I just do this instinctively, unless there is absolutely nothing happening in the game to where it may as well be paused anyway, in which case I'll turn the volume down or something.
>thinking about replaying kh2
>reminded of this shit
On second thought...
>>343185232
>sepsis comes in
>fucking die
>>343185676
That only makes it 50 times better.
>>343163556
>dad and mom actually came in during this part
>was in high school at the time
>pretend I don't notice them (door was to my back)
>groan and mutter "why are they making me do this"
>they think I'm normal
>we go out to dinner
>they never find out Ifapped so hard and so many times to the thought of lion sora being fucked by simba/other lions/other animals that I had to stop fapping for almost a week due to chafing
>>343185879
>>343163556
>mom walks in
>starts singing along
>brings it to show choir practice
>practices at home every day for a month
>>343184832
Well, don't just shove them into your gums, retard. It's supposed to get the tartar out from between your teeth. Duh.
>>343185879
we all have our vices, anonI used to draw and hide pictures of tied down mice in elementary school
>>343185718
It's an optional world.
>>343186315
If you followed the convo. I was saying how most dentists shove floss right into your gums and then proceed to say how bad they are while blood is just spewing everywhere.
>>343186964
Maybe I just had a good dentist, then. My bad.
>>343168357
>Start farting and cumming uncontrollably
nigga what?
>>343187023
Keep him then friend. You wont believe how many bad dentists there are.
>>343176152
>He can't into Finny Fun
git gud spongebob.
>Happy Birthday, anon!
>Y-you too...
>>343163685
>>343167349
>>343170081
because they are
>dad comes home from work
>did ya save the world today?
>dad walks in
>jerking off
>dad walks in
>"can I join you, son?"
>>343190151
I wish this happened to me.
>>343190151
>not giving your dad a completely hetero brojob after a hard day's work
What an ungrateful son.
>>343167349
WERE. Disney characters take back seat to all of Nomura's OCs
>>343184676
delete this
>>343190316
>not letting your dad pound your boypussy like he owns it (which he does)
Who's being ungrateful here?
>>343190578
I think he meant "well represented" as in "depicted accurately", not "given adequate screentime"
>>343169372
Is this a thing? Am old coworker of mine was gay and absolutely loved Bayonetta. Kept telling me to get it.I did and never played it.
>>343183548
This image never fails to make me laugh like a fucking idiot.
>>343183854
who
semen
demen
>People are coming over
>Playing a game where i know the next part gets good
>Leave the game paused in that moment before it gets good so they can see these awesome scenes
>Sometimes im just paused waiting for 10-20mins for them to arrive
>They arrive, dont care in the end
Anyone else do this?
>>343190839
nigga everybody loves bayonetta
its a genuinely good game, so even for people who aren't effected by the sex appeal enjoy it
>>343191143
No. That's autistic man. I just stop playing when guests are soon to arrive, maybe do a quick double check to make sure everything's cleaned off and take a quick piss.
>>343190839
>>343191513
I'm gay and I liked it. The hair thing kinda grosses me out though, but that's a personal taste thing.
You people need some fucking locks on your doors. Fucking pizza guys and shit just casually walking into your house. That shit ain't normal.
>>343179915
he says "You!" not "Girl!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYqFJxVuBc
>the whole world walks in
>>343163685
Honestly yes. Played like 5 of them and all are not impressive
>dad walks in while I'm playing Yakuza 5
>wow this is a pretty game son
>start beating the shit out of people
>damn sonny this pretty game just turned into a brutal game
>smash a guy's head into the payment and grind him across the ground
>god damn sonny, what else can you do
>do more brutal shit to people, drop kicks and the special heat moves
>dad enjoys watching my romp though Japanese towns beating people up
>get him to do a taxi driving section
>mfw he does better than I usually doYet he doesn't understand how I can go to that game series and then go to games like atelier and sen no kiseki.
>>343163556
Quickly switch it to pron
>>343166062You are the uncle.
>>343182690
Your mom never walked in on you fapping?
You fapped like 5 times in your life or something?
>>343191143
>>343195790
I used to fap all the time when I was a teenager and my mom never walked in on me.
I'm just careful and slightly paranoid.
>>343195915
Marty is worst dog.
That reminds me,
> Be drawing furry porn.
> Mom walks in.
> Swap drawings with the speed of light and the subtlety of a mantis.
> She thinks I'm just drawing an Airedale instead of a sexy gator girl.
>>343184083
Final Blizzard Upgrade, A keyblade that's good to use against Data Axel, synthesis item for Ultima weapon
>Be playing alot of weeb games for awhile
>My family tries to interact with me by asking what games I am playing
>Always stretched the game so it sounds less weeb then it actually is
>Always kept my door closed while playing so they never really found out the truth
>They think it's way worse because I hide it so much and assume I'm masturbating when I'm actually just playing persona 3
>>343163556
Never had to experience that.
Then again, I never played cancerous weebshit.
>>343164043
Cromartie High School is the only anime that we're allowed to unironically post?
>>343180701
AHAHA
AHAHAHA
AHAHA
>>343169372
>>343190839
yep, i have a gay friend and he loves bayonetta too.
>>343196550
Are you me?
>Room mate ask to borrow some change
>drawin sexy snek
>minimize to desktop (pic related)
>>343200062
I'm pretty sure that those who draw lewds are targeted by fate to be the victims of unexpected walk-ins.
>>343163556
But I love Ariel.
>>343200979
Does that mean you're also sporting a massive erection as they walk in on you playing this part?
>>343200062
post snek
>fuck yeah got my disc read error repaired
>got this shit on sale
>its friday night
>lets dew this!
*slap*
>Mom, sister, stepdad, neighbor, and grandparents (they live in fucking Georgia) walk into the room.
This actually happened and I had to endure "princess" jokes for a month.
>still living with your parents
>>343201236
>>>/trash/3732985
>>343164559
same but with phantasy star
too close to home anon
>>343172938
Who plays the trash you enjoy? Why does anyone do anything at all? How does it affect you in the slightest?
>>343201429
To be fair it's a horrible game and if I were your dad I'd still be disappointed in picking the worst of the series.
>>343163685
nice
>>343163556
>playing Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2
>dad walks in
>it's the part where the third acolite is praying openly Satan in order to resurrect it
>dad stares at me for 30 seconds straight with the look of a thousand Tommy Lee Joneses
>he then just walks away while shaking his head
>mfw
I still don't know how i got away with that.
>grandpa resurfaces from the grave
>>343166650
Take a second to google image search this gif. You might be surprised.
>>343197909
Fuck off newfag. Lurk moar.
>King Harold walks in
>trips over your power adapter
>>343163556
>fighting SC2 Ivy
>super revealing outfit was randomly picked
>mom walks in
>>343166775
>dad was in war in Afghanistan at soviet times
>enjoys watching me playing war games
>enjoys even more when im using sniper rifles
>dad played doom 1 and 2 on ps1, loved me
>enjoyed watching me playing doom 4 on ps4
>dad loves horses, even more the pitch black ones, cause my parents used to live in a village
>enjoys see me brake horses and riding them in red dead redemption
Conclusion: dont play faggot nerdy games on nerdy pc, play the cool games on console
i actually remember i had a choice to get a game when i was younger. i went to the store to get a game and my dad said i could get one. i had to choose between super princess peach and partners in time. i wanted super princess peach and my dad said, but the cover of the other one looks way cooler and that is for girls. when we got to the counter he said are you sure i was like yes. then i told my mom and she said well its still mario
>fat old woman gives me a ticket
>enjoy yourself
>you too
i thought this was just an ebic meme
>>343207438
Something similar happened with me and Kirby Air Ride.
>playing Smash64
>just unlocked ness so i'm using him a ton
>grandma walks in
>"why does he have a weak antenna?"
>>343163556
Subarashi, under the sea~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2OSjk6h5yA
>>343163556accurate
>>343163556
>dad walks in
>dad: "I thought you were playing Kingdom Hearts?"
>me: "I am, Atlantica is just weird."
>>343163685
it still doesn't change the fact that KH is DA tier shit.
>>343175798
Anyone have the "Looking good" satire filter picture of Funky Kong?
>>343209716
>"I didn't know there was a Little Mermaid game."
>>343190316
>>343190151
How can you guys say things like this with a straight face? How is it possible? You can't say that.
>>343187856
>accidently do this when my grandma wishes me a happy birthday
>uncle, aunt, cousin, dad and mum all start laughing (not in a mean "haha faggot" way)
>mfw
>Be me
>Home for break last month.
>Playing GTA V
>Playing as Trevor.
>Just driving around
>Eventually decide to shoot for them stars.
>Start off by ramming into nearby cop car.
>It begins.
>Begin driving from standoff to stand off.
>Usual rampage and bullshit
>Get to 4 stars.
>Run out of snacks I've picked up off corpses.
>Decide to try and evade.
>Attempt successful.
>Am low health but don't feel like re spawning.
>Spot nearby lady of the night.
That'll do, pig.
>Pick the trick up.
>About to stop in an alley when I notice I'm close to the vanilla unicorn.
Lightbulb.jpg
>Gun it to the club and pull up into the alley.
>Buy all 3 services
>Use coupon that looks suspiciously like a knife
>Get some money back.
>Burn the ass-ets with good ol gasoline.
>Pull up to club and block front door.
>Walk in back door.
>Manager's perks bruh.
>Almost instantaneously begin mowing down strippers and customers alike.
>Burning the corpses.
>Hacking the bodies with hatchet.
>setting off C-4 charges.
>Begin getting bored.
>Decide to pause and come back later.
>Get up from couch and turn around.
>Mfw my mom had been watching me play since I evaded the cops.
>>343163556
>you're such a useless leech on society you still live at home
