>Cid won't smoke in the FF7 remake
Gee thanks.
When did smoking start getting games an M rating?
>>343140471
He is smoking a jay.
>Tifa will be flat in the FF7 remake
>Aerith won't have an ass in the FF7 remake
>Yuffie will wear a burqa in the FF7 remake
>Red XIII won't give Aeris the knot in the FF7 remake
>Cloud will be a woman in the FF7 remake
>Barret fucks both Tifa and Aerith in the FF7 remake
>Aeris can be resurrected through DLC in the FF7 remake
Thanks.
>>343140471
What if he vapes?
![[rustling intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fuF9tJF.gif "[rustling intensifies].gif")
>>343143345
>>343142328
>Red XIII won't give Aeris the knot in the FF7 remake
What? When does he give her a knot?
>>343143345
Pls no
>>343146123
When you first meet him, Hojo is trying to breed him with Aerith to preserve both their species.
>>343140568
When faggotry became mainstream?
>>343140471
That's good, smoking is fucking shit, it used to be considered healthy back then.
why not just let the game get an M rating? surely in this year of our lord 2016, people don't actually pay attention to the ESRB?
>>343140471
>Nervous genius.
>Only thing that calms him down and helps him collect his thoughts are his cigarette breaks. >Doesn't care if he dies from it because of a traumatic failure he experienced years ago. >Joins the avalanche, not to save the planet but because he is a suicidal that wants to make old wrongs right.
What will be left of his character?
>>343146919
Nothing. They're removing all character from the FF7 remake. Haven't you heard? The FF7 remake is literally going to be worse than Hitler
WAAH THEYRE GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING TIME TO SHITPOST
>>343140568
>Implying ratings keep off people that shouldn't play those games
Anon, pls
>>343140471
>Honeybee Inn will be replaced as a burger joint.
>>343142328
>Yuffie will wear a burqa in the FF7 remake
>>343147313
What the fuck will the Don Corneo scenes be replaced with? Some giant robot panda kidnaps Tifa?
>>343147313
Burgers are too American. It will be a late night donut shop to appeal to the wider demographic.
>>343147163
Oh shit, a thread making a negative observation, BETTER TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND POST A REPLY.
>>343142328
>>Barret fucks both Tifa and Aerith in the FF7 remake
I can actually see this happening.
LITTLE
>>343147507
Yes.
>>343147536
>Burgers are too American
>donut shop to appeal to the wider demographic.
>wider
Isn't that the same thing
>cid is supposed to be 30 years old
>>343140471
enjoy your censored game
Seto will be removed from the game.
Animals turned to stone are too reminding of taxidermy.
>>343143345
What's wrong with vaping?
>>343147602
>making negative assumptions based on zero evidence and fact
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
WE SOME KINDA SHITPOSTING THREAD?
Vapes on a train to Corel
Will my nigga Rufus be playable?
I want to shotgun some foos.
>>343148285
Got a bad rep from a few people vaping inside places where they normally can't smoke. Normies throw a hissy fit because they don't like the smell.
>>343148504
Normie reporting in, I fucking love the smell of vaping. Especially when it's grape or something that isn't shit like regular cigarette smoke.
Then again I also like the smell of pipes so whatever.
>FF7:recensored
just #%$£ my $#!* up senpai.
>>343148678
>Normie reporting in
>>343148868
normie as in a guy who doesn't smoke
>>343146123
its implied rape
>>343148302
YEEEEEEEE BOY
>>343148927
Instead of normie I probably should have said "strait edge kids" or whatever but yeah, you get it. Either way, vaping is fine and wouldn't even be out of place in a FF7 remaster. Again, it's because a couple of pissbabies on the internet don't like the smell of vape so they make a big deal about it on facebook and now it's popular to bag on vapors.
>>343148678
hows that autism working out for ya?
>>343149193
Quite well, actually.
>>343148927
>>343149159
But why didn't you just said:
Non-smoker
Anon, are you hiding something?
>>343149273
He said normie first, fag.
>Aeris will be Aerith in the FF7 remake
>>343149789
They'll alternate between Aeris and Aerith every other time it's used
>>343140471
Why did they give Cid a spear and not a gun?
>>343151041
Because Dragoons are the best and Cid is also the best
>>343140568
I'm almost not sure anyone who can't buy M rated games would be interested in this.
>>343149789
I'm not sure why you feel like you have to point that out. She's been called Aerith in everything for years now, it's pretty obvious.
>>343147602
There was nothing to observe. It's just mindless conjecture due to the censorship bandwagon
>>343151110
But it looks so stupid. Even some dumb shit spear gun would be cooler
>>343151669
>calling spears stupid
>Even some dumb shit spear gun would be cooler
I'm gonna need you to fuck off mate.
>>343151669
>stupid
I think you meant to say great.
I love the smell of tobacco. Makes me nostalgic about spending time with my grandpa as a kid, he was always smoking something. Cigarette, cigar, his wooden pipe.
You fags begged for a remake of a classic and now you are going to get it you fucking cucks. Remember it is 2016 morons. You will get your remake oh yeah. It will just have to be made according to modern standards.
Have fun being a cuckold. You should have never begged for a remake of such an old classic to begin with.
>>343153421
Calm down, kid.
>>343140471
This original art does look deviantart tier though.
>Barret will no longer swear and speak like a white boy
>no more fucking pizza
>>343154457
*and now he'll speak
>>343154457
Welcome to the original Japanese version. He speaks like a normal person there.
