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How do you get good with Zarya?
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How do you get good with Zarya?
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>>343130995
Just post the entire set you fag.
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Wait for the right moment to press Q just like every other character
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>>343130995
Muh dick. This better not be a male.
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Be a teenage Korean girl.
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>>343130995
definitely thick

i like it
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Zarya would be fine if her proportions weren't that of a man's and she didn't have the Shonen anime protagonist scar.

There is such a thing as a built woman, they don't look like men.
Also it doesn't help that she has a generic 'Russia strong' personality/VA.
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>>343132784
who cares? I don't.
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>>343132784
>being scared that might be a guy
You gotta stop fapping to traps so much.
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she's not really that tough, you just have to practice using your shield and getting a feel for how to use it properly.

Generally, she plays like this

Step 1: Shield
Step 2: Absorb damage
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until at 100% charge
Step 4: Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
Step 5: Spam 100% grenades into the black hole
Enjoy your team kill
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>>343132989
>There is such a thing as a built woman, they don't look like men.
Heh.
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Has anyone got that 'design a character the tumblr way'? Because that's literally all I can think of whenever I see her.
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Actually yeah, does anyone have the full set? The ones showing up on google seem to be incomplete
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>>343133097
Quite the opposite. She's ucking tougfh to fight AGAINST. I have such a hard time against Zarya. I main Pharah too and I think I shouldn't have a hard time with Zarya but I do. WHAT THE FUCK. Zaruya go.
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>two fucking threads with the same text and a "sexy" "zarya" pic
They do it for free.
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>>343132784
Bruh you serious?
Stop being so paranoid. Yeah some dude traps can really pass, but nobody can fake tits and hips like that.
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>>343133891
The context of that sentence meant she isn't that tough to play, it had nothing to do with her being hard to kill

Also just don't shoot her shield and you'll be fine
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>>343132784
You are whats wrong with 4chan.
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>>343133891
You're fucking trash if you can't deal with her as a flying long ranged character
Do you actively fly into her bombs?
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>>343134053
That WOULD work if your team-mates didn't already give her 80% charge.
Then you can't win if you wait those 2 seconds.
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>>343130995

Imagine if her body looked like that but slightly more muscular. Can't believe they ruined a potential top tier waifu.
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https://www.google.com/search?q=Stefania+Ferrario+fappening

Have fun.
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>>343134053
Yeah I know. I know someone was having trouble playing her and you're saying it's no trouble.

I'm just saying I have problems against her. Like FUCK.
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>create an SJW character
>accidentally give her an interesting mechanic so people talk more about how to play her than her STRONG, PROGRESSIVE ROLE in Overwatch
>Also accidentally give her the same hairstyle as some THICC fapbait

GG Blizzard. Honestly I like the diversity of Overwatch better than just your plain jane FPS because I can just murk degenerates all day long
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>>343134295
I know it's a tired meme at this point, but that's from Tumblr folks. They didn't actually want to play the game, they just wanted more characters to draw.
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>>343130995
>How do you get good with Zarya?
she is situational, and needs to really be in close quarters fully pumped to do damage.
she is a reinhardt counter too.

keep putting ability shields on yourself and offensive team mates to bait the enemy to hitting the shields to power your weapon up. when you are powered up, run in and storm them, using your ability shield only when your actual shield is about to damage so you would be about to actually take health damage.
then put your shield ability on and retreat.
wait for your shield and ability to recharge and rinse and repeat.
so in short bait and move untill you are powered up, then wreck the team, heading for tanks first.
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>>343134613
It helps that she's a racist

robotist?

Machinist?

Not a clue.
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>>343130995
Okay but how big is her dick
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>>343134034
Ahem.
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>>343134613
>SJW character

The only thing that makes her SJW in /v/'s eyes is the fact she has pink hair which is an utterly ridiculous thing to shit your pants over. She's just based on one of Blizz's actual employees.
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>>343135080
This is anything but a girl.
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>>343134867
Neo-Luddite or Technist would be how I would describe it. Kind of ironic considering she's decked out in tech but that's just how these people think.
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>>343135080
If you can't see the photoshop in that, you deserve it every single time you get fooled.
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>>343134403
Did all those sites just expand to general porn/nudes beyond the stuff that got leaked when that shit happened?

I'm pretty sure all the images that came up are things she herself has posted on her tumblr so it's not exactly some secret or hack/leak.
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>>343132784
>Muh dick. This better not be a male.

Who cares if it's a male? Would that genuinely prevent you from having enjoyable sex with them?
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>>343135253
She doesn't hate tech, she hates Omnics.
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>>343135253
> Kind of ironic
It's not, because she's not against technology. She just hates omnics.
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>>343135234
This.
Everyone would love her if she had normal hair.
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>>343135318
Yes
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>>343135234
well that and they specifically announced her after complaints about the female body types in overwatch.

She was definitely a bone thrown to the tumblr crowd, just in a disdainful way, since she's also an anti-omnic bigot. See this image >>343133097

Blizzard handled it like pros.
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>>343134210
Nigga it's not like I get stomped by her or whatever. She's just kind of annoying. Quit blowing everything into out of proportion like you always do, it's not the biggest deal in the world.
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>>343135417
Honestly this design looks far worse in my opinion.
Looks like a dude with a fucking mullet.
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>>343135280
>Photoshop
Yeah ok bro.
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>>343133097
>that image
pretty accurate. when i first so the character i cringed at the shameless pandering but she's a god damn badass
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>>343135634
>he wouldn't fuck Liquid Snake with a vagina
kys
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>>343135253
I don't think she has a problem with technology, just self aware AI, you know the kind that almost destroyed humanity

>remove clanker
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>>343135301
It's just consolidated.
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>>343135640
>literal tons of makeup + plastic surgery
wew
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>>343135532
>Yes

A butt is a butt, a mouth is a mouth, and hey... You get to suck some dick too.
Granted, I've never sucked dick, but I can't imagine it's worse than eating pussy.
the only sexual activity that's ever made me have to repress my urge to gag was going down on a girl at the end of a long day
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>>343135318
Yeah cause I'm not a trap faggot
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>>343134403
At least some people outside of this shitsite have taste.
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>>343132784
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>>343135640
How does this prove that the otehr one is not photoshopped to hell and back?
Asians photoshop their girls/guys everytime.
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>>343135919
Nah, honestly if you think she's fat you're probably an anorexic
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>>343135908
>Yeah cause I'm not a trap faggot

That's really stupid. Why would you get so hung up over a penis? You HAVE a penis, it's not like you're fucking someone with some kind of alien organ that you've never seen or touched before.
You touch your dick all the time, you have years of dick touching experience.
Don't throw away a good time over some silly hangup you have about dicks.
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>>343135919
uh, misogynistic and anti-sex positivity much?!
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>>343135919
>all those buttblasted replies
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>They don't want Zarya to do squats over them and have droplets of sweat run down from between her large, firm breasts, snaking between her rigid abs, and jumping off her pink pubes into their mouth

Faggots
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>>343135872
Just get the girl to clean up before going down.
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>>343135919

>Linking your homoerotic comment that you made a year ago
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>>343135634
Yeah that looks shit, I remember someone made a straight recolor to give her light blonde and it looked far better than the original imo, can't find it or I'd post.
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>>343136110
Nu male pls, I don't want dick on girls that shit is disgusting
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>>343136167
I like some pretty degenerate things, anon
but the way you phrased that made it sound unpleasant and disgusting.
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>>343136379
Fuck off /pol/fag.
Dicks are great.
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>>343136167
I want Zarya to princess carry me to her bed, mercilessly fuck me with a strap-on until my eyes roll into the back of my head, then cuddle me to sleep while singing me russian lullabies
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>>343135595
She wasn't created specifically for them though, do you think that the SJWs wouldn't still be complaining if they'd announced her a bit later? Even last? It would always have looked like she was released to quell the complaints because the complaints had already begun.
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>>343136341
Yeah I think I've seen it.
Would be a better alt than most the ones included.
Honestly I like her hair and think the anti-sjw brigade will jump at anything. But I date girls with dyed hair and problem glasses and shit
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>>343135919
>fat
Normally I'd be the first person to call all that healthy at any size/fat acceptance shit out but she's genuinely not fat. At worst she's 'average' in terms of body weight. If she were bit shorter with the same sort of proportions/weight it'd be a different story.
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>>343135971
There were some quick videos on her(his) Twitter, but I can't seem to fine them. I still have her facebook, but.. "asians shop" logic.
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>>343136276
>Just get the girl to clean up before going down.

Yeah, because that's really sexy. You start kissing and touching each other and then stop like "wait, go take a shower real quick and wash your vulva please."

That's a good way to have a dry rest of the night.

That's why I won't do it unless I either really really love the girl, or she's really really pretty.

or I feel obligated to do it and then I just close my eyes and think of England and try to salivate as much as possible so I can't taste anything
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>>343135417
Could just use one of her alt costumes if the colour of her hair, of all stupid things, offends you that much.
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>>343136507
>I want Zarya to princess carry me to her bed
Yes
>mercilessly fuck me with a strap-on
and just like that you lost me
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>>343136110
>Not being gay is stupid

I knew if we gave you faggots an inch, you would take a mile. Kill yourself and rid us of your defunct genes you stupid cocksucker.
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>>343135080
>>343136595
>>343135640
that uncanny valley shit
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>>343136595
moar feet
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>>343136379
>Nu male pls, I don't want dick on girls that shit is disgusting

Whoa, slow down buddy! There's nothing nu-male going on here at all.
I'm not saying it's a "girl dick" or anything. You're fucking a boy, but it looks like a girl. And if it looks like a girl that's good enough for me, and what's good enough for me is good enough for the rest of you.
Nothing wrong with fucking boys sometimes if you really like how they look.
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>>343130995
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>>343136857
it's called pounds of makeup and ungodly amounts of photoshop.
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>>343135080
>arr rook same race trait
>no thighs
>obvious implants
>male hands
>removed ribcages at best, photoshop at worst
The guy is right.
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>>343136949
>and whats good for me is good enough for the rest of you

SJWs everyone
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>>343137007
and still looks terrible
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>>343136794
>I knew if we gave you faggots an inch, you would take a mile. Kill yourself and rid us of your defunct genes you stupid cocksucker.

Nobody is saying you need to date boys, but passing up on a really sexy person who looks like a girl just because they have a dick is stupid.
You only get one life, man, and who is going to care if you had sex with a boy who looks like a girl once or twice? At the end of the day you might as well enjoy yourself and if the opportunity arises enjoy yourself.
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>>343135872
fucking usa need to get bombed asap
allahu akbar
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>>343136753
That's fine bro. It's not for everyone

but it's definitely for me
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>>343137113
I agree, I wish faggots would stop posting it.
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>>343137106
>SJWs everyone

Calling mtf trans people "boys" is literally the least SJW thing you can do.
Where are these SJWs you're seeing?
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Are there any porn stars or even just amateur vids with BUILT THICK girls like this
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>>343137141
>At the end of the day you might as well enjoy yourself

But I don't enjoy fucking males, and according to you that's not ok. So why don't you fuck off already? Go suck some cock since you love it so much.

>>343137246
>Where are these SJWs you're seeing?

The ones basically saying it's not ok to be straight, in this fucking thread.
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Whoever designed her goth skins needs to be strangled.
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>>343137141
>but passing up on a really sexy person who looks like a girl just because they have a dick is stupid
How is not wanting to stick your dick into another person who has a dick stupid? Looks aren't everything faggot.
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>>343137141
Are you incapable of realizing that some people don't want to fuck guys?
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>>343132784
>reverse image search
>Best guess for this image: female
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>>343130995
She should be a bit more fit for Zaya.
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>>343130995
>>343134159
That girl is like perfection in THICK form.
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>>343137628
Nicolas Cage has fallen on hard times.
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>>343137141
You're so fucking stupid it hurts
Goddamn /v/ is so retarded
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>>343137628
Is that Jack Nicolas?
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>>343137365
>But I don't enjoy fucking males

Considering your reaction, I'm inclined to believe you've never fucked a male.

>Go suck some cock since you love it so much.

If it belonged to a boy who looks like a girl, I would happily swallow it. It's not like it's going to hurt me in any way if I do, and it would probably be fun making someone enjoy themselves like that.

>The ones basically saying it's not ok to be straight

Nobody has said it's not okay to be straight. Where are you getting that? Desiring a person sexually who looks like the opposite sex is completely heterosexual.
You wouldn't be attracted to them if you were gay. Dicks and vaginas don't determine what you're attracted to.
And if you don't want to date males then don't, but letting a penis get in the way of enjoying a sexual encounter is just silly.
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>>343136595
>dat stupid as fuck face
Do you really like this face? I mean, really?
It's ugly.
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>>343132784
the hands never lie. its all in the fingers. they have different size ratio in men and women.
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>>343137641
>girl
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>>343137641
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>>343137591
>How is not wanting to stick your dick into another person who has a dick stupid? Looks aren't everything faggot.

Neither are vaginas, butts feel good too.
And again, it's not like you're dating them and that's what your life is going to be from now on. Why not try it and see what it's like? It's not going to hurt you at all.
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>tfw got gud with zarya
being able to just charge at some squishy with 90+ energy and watch them try to flee is so satisfying
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>>343137919
>being this triggered
I think you like it.
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>>343138016
No seriously, even her shaved-head pics are damn hot and attractive.
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>>343138089
You sound a repressed homosexual
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>>343137594
>Are you incapable of realizing that some people don't want to fuck guys?

Your instincts don't perceive a boy. Your body isn't the one rejecting that person because they're a male. Your body wants that person, but your mind gets all hung up on the "it's a boy" part and in your fear of being gay you reject it.

You gotta realize that it literally does not matter if you're gay or straight. Nobody is going to give you a medal for being straight. A great and wonderful life doesn't await you simply because you vehemently reject anything even resembling homosexuality.
The only person you're hurting is yourself, bro.
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>>343135318
Your baiting is just exhausting. Either go to tumblr or kill yourself
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>>343138183
>triggered
you're the one that keeps posting pics of this alien because someone said she looks fake
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>>343135318
Hey! stop being progressive in a roundabout twisted way.
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>>343138358
Nigger I've fucked a trap before, but you're being a faggot. Stop pushing your bullshit on other people.
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>>343135417
I'd pay for that toblerone
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>>343138386
I have replied to three other people without posting a single image. What are you talking about kid?
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>>343138016
>pierced nipples
disgusting
>colored pubes
holy shit muh dick
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>>343137148
We just need more high scores at night clubs. Problem solved
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>>343138557
it isn't shoved down your throat

you just sound like a paranoid /pol/tard who doesn't go out enough
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>>343138557
This. I don't give a shit about your life, quit screaming about how special and new you are.
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>>343137859
>but letting a penis get in the way of enjoying a sexual encounter is just silly
Some guys just don't like the idea of fucking a effeminate guy no matter how much he looks like a girl.

>>343138042
>Why not try it and see what it's like?
Why not try eating shit to see what it's like? It's not like you'll have to eat only shit from now on.

>>343138386
>she
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>>343138549

POST LINK TO PUBE PIC

NOW
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>>343138016
It's not only her body, her face is fucking perfect too, she's a 9.5 cutie.
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>>343138557
just go shoot a school or something, retard
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>>343138471
>I've fucked a trap before
How was it?
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>>343138089
>And? I don't have to eat diarrhea to know I don't want to.

Yeah, and are you also the type of person who wouldn't do anal with a girl or let a girl finger your ass because "that's gay"?
I think you got some issues going on that you need to address.

>Congratulations, you're gay.

I prefer girls and have never dated or had sex with a boy. How in the world do you figure that makes me gay?
Again, you got some serious hang ups on the whole homosexuality thing.

>No, no it isn't

Are you mentally retarded? You're attracted to people without ever seeing their genitals.
When you see someone that's beautiful and looks like a girl, you're attracted to them. You have no idea what's between their legs, yet you still desire them.
Your body naturally wants them.
Finding out that they have a dick doesn't change any of that, it doesn't make you gay for having been attracted to them, nor does it make you gay in that you're still attracted to them.
Your head is going to start screaming because you have some serious homophobia issues, but that doesn't change your physical response to that stimuli.
You're heterosexual.
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She is what thick used to mean.
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>>343138471
>Nigger I've fucked a trap before

Did you suck them off or did they want you to pretend they didn't have a dick?
Was it enjoyable?
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>>343139118
T H I C C
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>>343138683
>Why not try eating shit to see what it's like? It's not like you'll have to eat only shit from now on.

Those things aren't analogous. Sex with a trap would feel good. Eating shit would be miserable, we're not supposed to eat that.

Seriously, your dick isn't going to care where that mouth or butt actually belongs to a male or not. Your dick is going to really enjoy the stimulation.

Shit on the other hand will never taste like food.
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>>343133891

Don't shoot her when she's covered in the giant fucking bubble
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>>343138557
THIS holy fuck
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>>343135318
>>343133002
Everybody is a fucking faggot here, I swear
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>>343138557
>I'm tired of gay pride being shoved down my throat?

Nobody is shoving anything down your throat. Again, you sound really repressed.

I genuinely believe that you think a girl fingering your ass is gay, and that says a lot about you.

>>343138665
>quit screaming about how special and new you are

Where is that happening? Where are you getting these memes?
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>>343139316
Nah man what if you enjoy pussy though? A trap can't give you that. And no, the asshole isn't the same.
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why is mei so fat?!
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>>343139118
Jesus fucking Chris, the perfect body. Usually that stupid shaved head shit annoys the shit out of me, but she makes it sexy. What a goddess.
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>>343139594
it's not like you aren't

faggot
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>>343139316
>Seriously, your dick isn't going to care where that mouth or butt actually belongs to a male or not. Your dick is going to really enjoy the stimulation.
Dicks enjoy stimulation from almost anything. Sure your dick would like the feeling of a guy's mouth/butt, but your brain doesn't.
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>>343136657
She should probably clean up beforehand anyway, I mean if you spent a day digging ditches or whatever would you expect a woman to suck your cock with the swamp ass you'd have going on? No, you have a quick shower after you finish work because common courtesy is a thing and we live in a society.
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>>343139316
>Sex with a trap would feel good.
For you.

Some people literally do enjoy eating shit, but at least they don't try to tell everyone else that they should eat shit.
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>>343139594
>Everybody is a fucking faggot here, I swear

Are you living a better life for not being one?
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>>343139728
scuse me she's thic and a cute
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>>343139118
What's her name?
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>>343138793
>disliking gays shouting about how fucking gay they are equates to school shooters

nigga what
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>>343138358
I used to be in a relationship with a post-op transexual

a hole is a hole really
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I wish Zarya had a different hairstyle & color that wasn't pseudo-goth/punk/SJW or just ugly in general, character's face is fine otherwise and her body is my fetish.
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>>343139669
>if you don't like gays, you are gay!
Hot meme
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>>343139118
Can we have more of this on the runways instead of spooky skeletons (Victoria Secret included)?
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>>343139705
>And no, the asshole isn't the same.

I'll give you that, but it still feels good. A butthole is better than nothing.
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>>343139825
ctrl+f "google"
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>>343139118
Seriously, I fucking love it.

If this was what all the fat acceptance people were referring to when they talked about "real women" I'd be on board a million percent. Instead it's all about the cottage cheese thighs.

>>343139825
Stefania Ferrario. She's got some nudes too, though no hardcore stuff as far as I've ever seen.
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>>343139826
except nobody is shouting anything at you, you're just hearing voices and eventually they're gonna tell you to shoot a club
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>>343139825
Stefania Ferrario
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>>343130995
>use barrier offensivly by baiting people to shoot at it
>tobys turret is love
>try and maintain 50+ energy
>pay attention to your cd and dont do anything stupid when its on cd
>communicate when you have your ult ready (hopefully someone you can combo it with also say if they have it ready)
>dont panic Q (obvious for every hero but since Zaryas ult is one of the slowest to charge even more important)
>be vary of reinhardt, symmetra, reaper, pharah (someone else?)
>pay attention to your shield and if possible duck for cover when it breaks and let it recharge
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>>343139735
That's what I've said m8.
She's fucking perfect.

How the hell Australia managed to produce such a creature?
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>>343139826
It's like you don't know it's the current year, you neanderthal. I bet you don't even enjoy inserting things up your butt, you prancing lala homo man.
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>>343139118
that's fucking fantastic
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>Plus sized

Fucking kek
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>>343130995
I can give you nudes for 4chan tokens
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>>343139746
>Dicks enjoy stimulation from almost anything. Sure your dick would like the feeling of a guy's mouth/butt, but your brain doesn't.

Your brain is perceiving a woman since it looks like a woman.

>>343139752
No man, I just mean a normal day of living life. Chicks got mucus coming out of their vagina all day long, it's how it cleans itself. So by the end of the day their vaginas get a little gross from the light sweat and mucus on it.

>>343139804
>For you.

For anyone, that's how dicks work.
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>>343139867
it's true though

if you care so much about gays, you must be gay, else you wouldn't talk about it
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>>343140115
i only have pepes and spongebobs
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>>343140124
>Your brain is perceiving a woman since it looks like a woman.
Until you notice the dick.
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>>343140124
Kill yourself my man
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>>343140163
Do you get paid to shitpost? Holy crap you're annoying and dedicated.

>>343139669
Prove it's not happening, butt pirate. All the time.
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>>343139826
He's butthurt about the fag mass shooting
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>>343136657
Dude, just make showering before bed a routine. Wash her snatch as foreplay. This sounds super dry and lame in text but fuck you it works. Just get handsy in the fucking shower you God damned coward.
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>>343140282
actually the brain doesn't detect sexual organs as male or female

it just sees a hole and thinks "PUT PEEPEE IN HOLE!"
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>>343140163
>else you wouldn't talk about it
Not him but the only reason anyone's talking about it at all ITT because some other guy starting going on about how fucking traps totally isn't gay.
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>>343140163
Ideologues can be ideologues without being hypocrites or insecure, it's rare but it happens.
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>>343140282
>Until you notice the dick.

That doesn't make the rest of the person stop looking like a woman. You still have the pretty girly face to look at.
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>>343132989
>Shonen anime protagonist scar.
Name 3.
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>>343132784
Seriously, who gives a fuck at this point?
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Found her

https://www.instagram.com/stefania_model/
http://stefania.me/
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>>343140449
>>343140341
you do realise that if you don't give someone attention they tend to get mard and shut up?
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>>343139118
god damn, I want to lick her everything
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>>343140415
damn you must be retarded if you think like that
no doubt why you are gay
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>>343132784
what difference does it even make dude lmao
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>>343136507
Why didn't they destroy the omnium after shutting it down twice?
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>>343135417
>BROTHER!!!
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>>343132784

senpai if you seriously can't tell, you are completely lost

fortunately that's a woman
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>>343140124
>Chicks got mucus coming out of their vagina all day long
I don't see how that changes the fact that if sex is in the cards people should clean up beforehand. I'm not saying stop foreplay to go clean up, but if you finish work and you're thinking about fucking your partner later how hard is it to have a quick shower? Takes like 5 minutes.
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Wish she had ass pictures
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>>343140589
it's not retarded, you should actually try having sex sometime you kissless virgin
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>>343140415
Might want to get checked out.
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of couse dickmatters u fucking feminazi

dont care if a top is a fucking 10/10 not fucking it if there is a dick

why is that so hard to understand
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>>343140678
I'd rather be a kissless virgin than a homo
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>>343140403
I don't like showering before bed and also I'm really picky about the temperature in the shower so most people think it's too cold when it's a comfortable temperature for me.
I'm just really not a big fan of showering with another person.

And besides, all of this to do something I don't really enjoy either way?
Nah, I'll just grin and bear it, it's for her anyways.
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>>343134159
This is why I don't let tumblr and sjws ruin women with crazy hair colors, because of these gorgeous gems exists.
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>>343140678
better save my virginity while i still have it
now go and suck a dick faggot
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>>343140697
what if they're a hermaphrodite?

then you're just being disabilist.
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>>343133097
It's still really funny to me that people thought she would be a dreaded ESS-JAY-DOUBLEYEW, but then actually turned out to be the most robo-racist member of the cast.
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>>343140415
[citation needed]

>>343140490
>That doesn't make the rest of the person stop looking like a woman.
No matter how womanly they look, having a dick gets in the way of that.

>>343140558
We've gone too far now, might as well keep going until he gets bored and fucks off.
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>>343135417
No, I already love her final design
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>>343140415
Let me guess you learned in "psychology". Nice science you got there.
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>>343140449
This is my first off-topic post ITT but fucking traps who could pass off as women probably isn't enough to say that you're gay and only have interest in guys, it seems like a grey area. Yeah the act is pretty gay but if they look like a girl and not a guy then it means you're attracted to feminine bodies which mostly belong to women.

tl;dr Fuggin traps is gay but may not mean you're gay
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>>343140792
>>343140741
did you get molested as a child or are just underage in general?

people aren't naturally this grossed out by homosexuality

you two are something else
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>>343140762
She would be better with normal hair
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>>343140673

dear diary,

the booty was fat
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traps are fucking gay and you are fucking gay for liking them, kill yourselves, fags.
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>>343140886
Whatever, fag. Go freeze cum to eat it later or whatever it is you gay homos do.
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>>343140673
Thought that was Julz at first
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>>343140657
>and you're thinking about fucking your partner later how hard is it to have a quick shower

Because that's not really how it happens? That's forcing it and that's really not as enjoyable. It's better to just be together and enjoy each other's company and if the mood strikes then go with it.

I've hurt a girl in the past because I would force the mood and she wasn't comfortable with it, but would go along with it anyways to make me happy. Shit is super depressing to think about now.
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>Overwatch discussion
>Turns into a thread about chicks with dicks
>Anon projecting that liking chicks with dicks doesn't make you gay
>2 hour thread
>Meanwhile "obscure game general" on /v/ gets insta pruned
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>>343140886
Thats why for most of history we burned and stoned faggots, right?
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What's with the condensenction from the gays here?

Stop pretending that just because it may look like a girl, that if it's actually a man and it's okay because it's not

you're not better than other just because you like penis
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>>343140886
homos have been persecuted for fucking decades as they so love to point out

how can you see homophobia as anything other than normal?
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>>343139992
In Australia, everything wants to kill you. And in her case, well...
>Pic related
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>>343140886
im not grossed about it, the problem is the propaganda, everything is gay now and it's weird as fuck
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>>343140673
Why aren't such perfect butts like this common, fuck
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>>343140673
i'd opel that ass
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>>343140058
They are. Plus Size s stereotyped as fatties but it really means above a certain size. Their bodytypes and/or height make them larger than the set size so they're Plus Size, fat girls just co opted the word entirely like Voluptuous and Thick and Marylin Monroe.
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>>343140870
anthropological studies of australian aboriginals concluded that they were just sticking their dicks in holes and were amazed that sometimes a baby came out of some of the holes

that included gay stuff too

this stupid macho manly "GRR FAGGOTS" mentality is simply a cultural thing
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>>343141053
does she have a phat ass?
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By playing bastion
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>>343140810
To their credit she was revealed right after people got all riled up with Anita yelling about how all the women in the cast that were revealed up to that point were conventionally attractive.

They even had some "We wanna celebrate diversity and all shapes and sizes" type press release to go along with her unveiling too. Easy enough for the more paranoid types to assume that was the way her character was gonna go.
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>>343140697
People with mental disabilities want you to believe the genitalia someone has doesn't define if they're a male or female.
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>>343138016
>>343132784
>>343130995
>In an interview with Fuse magazine, Ferrario stated that she is tri-lingual, speaking English, French and Italian, and identifies herself as bisexual.[9]

you're safe anon
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>>343140886
you're a minority, faggot. die.
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>>343141070
>Anon projecting that liking chicks with dicks doesn't make you gay

Actually, what's being said is that it doesn't matter if it's gay. It doesn't matter if YOU'RE gay.
Maybe fucking a trap is gay, but you'll still enjoy it. So just go for it and stop worrying about if you're gay or not.
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>>343141207
oh good, the subhumans didn't know how to fuck properly and that means something apparently
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>>343132784
>neo-/v/ so gay they wouldn't fuck a beautiful woman with a nice feminine penis

>>343137998
Not necessarily. I was born "male" but I have a feminine digit ratio. It's entirely possible. That's why it's not as black and white as people think. There is such a thing as being intersex, at which point it's entirely reasonable to be legitimately considered a woman that was born with male genitals and a body that primarily produces testosterone even though you feel like a woman.
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>>343141086
>>343141115
well no, in the past a lot of gays just kept it to themselves or never bothered to explore their sexuality

it's not inherently normal but there's actually nothing wrong with it so there's no reason to cry about it

>>343141143
what propaganda? people choosing to be more liberal and open about their sexuality? are you just a virgin that's getting triggered because they're not getting any?

>>343141317
sexuality is a social construct

>>343141342
no, it just means that sexuality as the west knows it isn't an inherent thing.
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A lot of insecure men in this thread.
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>>343130995
>>343141187
>>343140058
I want to mate with this perfect female form so badly.
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"gay" is honestly a social construct at this point

y'all are fucking stupid
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>>343141213
Oh, it's phat. Very.
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I want Zarya to give me a bear hug and break my spine
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>>343141423
fucking die faggot, you don't belong here. go back to fucking twitter or something, go get shot in a fucking gay club :^)
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>>343138925
>>343139138
it was fine

i didn't suck his dick but i let him play with my butt
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>>343141315
But I want her to have a feminine dick...
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>>343140976
>>343141048
I'm not into traps but the whole point of them is to look and act femine in order to trick you. That's basically the least gay a gay person could possibly be while being gay.
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>>343141423
You're trying to hard, go die
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>>343141105
Insecure people project a lot. They still feel inferior, no matter how hard they try to fight it.

>>343141187
What's this about Marylin Monroe now?
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>>343141447
and you are a faggot that needs to go back to tumblr
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>>343141187
It's a retarded term. These women are ideal, not the walking skeletons on the runway.
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>>343141423
fucking faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzMBybV8FBY
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>>343141070
You mean 2 hour thread with some faggot trying to get other people to try dick because he can't get enough on his own?
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>>343141452
ENVYYYYYY
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>>343141452
fuck, god damn
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>>343141483
>>343141556
>>343141606
oh come on, you don't even have an argument anymore, let alone a good one
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>>343138765
Hmmm...
HHmmmmmm...
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Mods should rename this board to /mdslm/
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>>343141656
Video?
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>>343141425
>>343141442
You're posting some bitch with a fat ass and you think it makes people insecure?

And OP is a faggot enough to think that bitch resembles Zarya beyond the pink hair.

Fucking weak beta males justifying your existence by the meme of HIGH TEST when in reality you're just junk rolls. Enjoy your cellulite.
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>>343141671
faggot, you never had an argument to begin with, nothing will ever change the fact that you are a hated minority.
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>>343141447
Why the fuck are you even here?
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>>343141753
dunno, I just found it somewhere
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>>343141656
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>>343141656
is that cammy
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>>343141442
Fuck, she'd actually look better without the pink hair though I feel.
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>>343141748
>>/thicc/
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>>343141763
you do realise I'm actually straight, right?
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>>343141757
Thanks for proving my point, anon.
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