Why are there no male gods/CPUs in Neptunia?
>>343129226
Are you gay?
Neptunia is a series for women by women.
>>343129226
Because Tsunako wills it.
I don't think you understand this series.
>>343129226
Blanc
I dont want a male MC. Futa is fine though
there was a faceless male protag you played as in the noire game and everybody hated it,
Why are they not robots or rocks? Who knows, that's just how the world works.
>>343130075
i want to go jogging with noire-san
and eat her scabs
>>343129226
>uni
>>343130075
Hyperdevotion is trash and male MC has nothing to do with it
>>343130075
Don't forget PP.
>>343129226
Because male characters don't attract the autistic manchildren audience that "JRPG's" aim for. Why do you think games like Neptunia, Senran and Persona sell so well? Blatant fanservice for autists. Who cares if there's no interesting characters, story, or mechanics, as long as I get my "anime titties" I'm happy. Bunch of loser faggots.
>>343130565
Nice projection.
>>343130771
He's right though
>>343130075
I fucking hate it too.
>game is localized by someone who was so asshurt that he couldn't become a writer he took to butchering localizations to make them "funnier"
>>343129226
because it would be negatively received and damage the series.
Hell, look at how bad it was received in Noire's game (it also not the only reason why that game is shit)
>>343129226
Because is purest form of love, you fagott.
>>343130565
>he doesn't like anime tits
Lmao at your life
>>343131182
>hetshit
There were males in rebirth 1. They were 2 brothers obsessed with breasts.
I really can't think of any other male characters in the entire series unless you want to consider robots and weird creatures as male.
Oh and Iffy has a boyfriend.
>>343130565
>Neptunia, Senran and Persona sell so well
Do you even know the meaning of "sell so well"? Let me spell it out for you.
1 Hyperdimension Neptunia PS3 2010 Role-Playing Tecmo Koei 0.44 mil
7 Pokemon X/Pokemon Y 3DS 2013 Role-Playing Nintendo 13.85 mil
Numbers from vgchartz. Even if they're just shitty rough estimates from >vgchartz , The amount is staggering. Even pokemon's 7th (SEVENTH) game outsells neptunia's best seller x30 over.
Neptunia and other weeb games do not "sell well". They barely break even. Fuck off with your false flagging shit bait.
>>343131417
I think he means male playable characters
>>343131536
>1 Hyperdimension Neptunia PS3 2010 Role-Playing Tecmo Koei 0.44 mil
>Tecmo Koei
0/10
>>343130565
>Male characters don't attract the autistic manchildren audience that "JRPG's" aim for
>Lists Persona as an example
You have either not played any Persona, or you have been ignoring the male characters... which says more about you than I'd care to know, but that's irrelevant.
>>343130565
>barely sell 400k word wide
>sell so well
Why is this allowed?
>there are infinite parallel hyperdimensions
>in one hyperdimension all the nep neps are qt 3.14 traps with feminine dicks
How does this make you feel?
>>343132087
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperdimension_Neptunia_%28video_game%29
>Publisher(s)
> JP Compile Heart
> NA NIS America
> EU Tecmo Koei[1]
Sorry it didn't list every single damn company to sate your autism.
>>343132527
You have my boner's attention.
>>343131536
>Numbers from vgchartz
Vgchartz guess their numbers. Only time they go back and change it is when the companies themselves announce sales numbers... otherwise it's all guesswork.
You cannot trust vgchartz sales figures. And Idea Factory has never announced western sales or digital sales. It's retarded to trust vgchartz numbers.
>>343132601
>Wikipeida
anyone can edit that. You slipped up and now are vandalizing wikipeida to cover your tracks
>>343132694
ignore the guy, he posted the wrong company
>>343131417
>Iffy has a boyfriend
It pisses me off so much how much wasted potential the Nepnep games have. It's console-tans the game, yet the "comedy" is so tame and mild and unfunny that it drives me nuts. Jokes about consoles should be mean and spiteful and vicious and cruel.
>>343132694
Like I said, even if it's just shitty, rough estimates, the numbers are magnitudes of order apart.
>>343132783
maximum autism
Check revision history several weeks back if you're really being serious about this autism.
>>343131536
Here's a snip of a very old article actually from shitaku when they interviewed xseed very long ago. It gives you a general idea how off vgchartz can be.
vgchartz is guesswork most of the time.
>>343131417
>Iffy has a boyfriend.
>>343131536
>Pokemon outsells something
Pokemon outsells everything, you fucking retard. It's a one-of-a-kind machine that converts autism of children to dollars. That's not a fair comparison.
Not as easy of a sell for Tsunako art style.
How does Fairy Fencer's sales compare to Neptunia?
>>343133084
>>343132796
Neptunia is a budget as fuck series. Compile heart is making a shitload of money off these. Do you fuckers even know how little japanese games sell? Especially super anime ones like this. It's a niche market and they struck gold on steam.
>>343133139
>converts autism of children to dollars
Now if only we could convert the autism in this thread to dollars. Start giving me ideas, faggots.
>>343133231
Pretty meh.
>>343131536
>Neptunia and other weeb games do not "sell well". They barely break even.
If companies weren't making decent profit, they would of stopped localizing weebshit long ago. The localization companies would of gone bankrupted ages ago.
The fact that we get lots of localisations today is proof that this shit is profitable. You are the one who should fuck off with your false bullshit bait.
>>343133231
On Steam is selling very well. Their second best selling game there
>>343133451
>Clock
>3rd place
>>343133492
Those fools should of waited for the superior version...
>>343129226
Who needs junk parts.
>tfw no game I can self-insert into and be with Purple Heart
>>343131536
Pokemon is a cultural phenomenon with many different sources of media that still run to this day.
Neptunia is a very niche JRPG franchise that started off on the wrong foot with the first game but improved with its sequels little by little.
440k is very earnest number for a new IP that ended up as the worst of the mainline games.
>>343129226
Because the fanbase identifies more with female characters.
>>343133458
>If companies weren't making decent profit, they would of stopped localizing weebshit long ago.
Akiba's Trip sold like absolute shit in Japan (<10,000) and they still localized for here, including english dub and everything.
And yes, several localization companies are actually going bankrupt. New ones just pop up every few years because of some weeb with money tries his hand in the pot.
>>343131536
That's kind of not true when you consider that Japanese definition of selling well for a niche game made for NEET would be 10k by launch. It's not the same sort of climate as in America.
Just got done watching the Nep anime an hour ago and haven't played the games any.
Is the entire plot of all 3 rebirths spoiled?
>>343129226
I'm unfamiliar with this franchise. Please explain, what exactly IS a nep? What are CPUs? Why are there so manygreatyuri doujins? Is it true the games are shit? How do they play?
>>343133998
RB 2 and 3 are, RB1 isn't.
How can I get the fanservice of Neptunia without slogging through the shitty gameplay?
>>343134009
JRPG anthropomization of console wars.
>>343134009
Nep is a state of existence, similar to enlightenment.
That's all I know.
>>343130075
Noire x Secretary is the official true pair but, who am I kidding, all you people care about is Yuri.
>>343133973
>Akiba's Trip sold like absolute shit in Japan (<10,000) and they still localized for here, including english dub and everything.
Japs already played ps3 and vita version, why would they want 2 years for a ps4 version? And Japans aren't localization companies that need to localize Akiba's Trip you dumb fuck.
>>343134009
I'ts a measurement system
>>343134149
http://myanimelist.net/anime/16157/Choujigen_Game_Neptune_The_Animation
Or the rebirth games which are remakes with improved gameplay.
>>343134009
They're budget jrpgs
>>343133998
Nah, you mainly got the rundown of Victory/ReBirth 3, and some of mk2/ReBirth 2.
>>343134009
just pirate rebirth 1 and find out yourself.
>>343130565
>>343134009
Plot: Console wars with consoletans
Gameplay: What gameplay? Game is shit.
A Nep: Shitty fucking character that represents the PS2
How does it play? Like a dropout from an online game design college tried to make a visual novel with really barebones bad JRPG "Dungeons" that are just one small hall with one enemy type.
>>343134301
NepNep is a womanlet even by Nep standards.
>>343134583
Nep is exactly 1 Nep tall.
>>343134554
>that represents the PS2
This triggers my autism
>>343134554
>PS2
Sounds like someone didn't actually play the game.
>>343134554
That doesn't explain the doujins though
>>343134784
>>343134808
If he's talking about the original Nep, then I can see that.
>>343133318
delete this
Greetings friends, I will soon take my journey towards enlightenment.
Any basic tips to avoid ruining my experience, I heard the DLC was overpowered as fuck.
>>343131417
Don't forget the guy in the suit with the monster fetish.
>>343134740
I'v never been crazy over neptunia games but they never fail to get a few chuckles out of me.
>>343134301
>1.5 km tall
>4921.26 feet
What the fuck? Even the Burj Khalifa isn't half this height.
>>343135165
Strong attacks are king.
>>343135165
>Any basic tips to avoid ruining my experience
for early boss fights
and in Rebirth 3 the super special skills are locked behind an item that can only be accessed when a character uses 100 skills in battle
>>343135165
Tip: You have wasted your money on a shitty game. It's not even a game. It's a visual novel with terrible gameplay.
>>343135505
What kind of games do you like?
>>343135031
>original Nep
Not really seeing it.
>>343135165
Ya, DLC gear entirely ruins the game
>>343134583
Neplets. When will they learn?
>>343129226
>wanting dudes in Neptunia
Are you a faggot or something, dude? Neptunia is literally cute video game girls doing cute video game-related things.
>>343135616
Seriously?
>>343135724
An alt costume means she's the PS2?
>>343135165
First things you should buy for characters are items that increase your max HP by x%. It'll let you take more hits before dying and virtually every heal in the game is based on max health. And spread the fuck out during battle. Don't be that retard who clumps up and gets curbstomped by Black Heart in Re;Birth 1.
>>343135853
Thought he meant PS2 Graphics. Forget it.
>>343135976
Geb is a miracle.
>>343135505
I gave more money to a hobo today on my way home from work than I spent on getting all 3 games and their DLC.
>>343135165
Just grind to like 10 or 12 early on in RB1 and buy Life Rings before fighting Noire. Grind whales in one of the early dungeons (need to make a plan to bring them out) for ezpz levels.
Also save often. You'll be glad you did.
>>343135937
>Don't be that retard who clumps up and gets curbstomped by Black Heart in Re;Birth 1.
FUCK YOUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343136267
>nep has stopped working
>>343135976
>That leg lock
Good fucking god.
Isn't blanc's game on sale on the vita?
Is it good?nep good, not "for reals" good
>>343136109
That hobo will use your money on drugs. And that's a better use of money and time than playing Nep. I'm not joking. This game is truly bottom of the barrel trash. You'll see soon. It's not even a game. It's just poorly animated fan service, but not even good fan service. This is bad for everyone.
>>343136610
You forgot to post the factory and say Kusoge at least six times.
>>343136610
>but not even good fan service.
Says you retard.
Nep caters to it's fanbase and doesn't listen to retards like you or dumbasses who think "Sequel" means "CHANGE IT OR IT ARE REHASH!"
>>343129226
>male gods/CPU
>>343136487
It has the worst story out of every nep game out there. Gameplay is much better than U but still kinda grindy if you going for platinum.
>selling well on Steam
>STILL NO PC/STEAM NEPTUNIA GIRL
COMPILE HEEEEEEEEART
>>343137446
Japs hate PC. It's a miracle of Allah (PBUH) that neptunia was even allowed on steam in the first place.
>>343137446
How would one even look like?
Super big boobs?
>>343137446
>>343137563
>Compile Heart make PC a super buff adonis like the console-tan threads.
>>343137727
It'd be funnier if PC-tan was a low specs sickly girl.
>>343137201
Did U even have a story? Are they not at least doing a bunch of dumb zombie jokes or whatever? Does it matter when it's as cheap as it is if you have plus?
if there were male gods then the term "lily rank" wouldn't make sense.
are there no /y/ jrpgs?
>>343137872
>>343137727
>>343137446
Vert's unironically the CPU of PC as of this E3. Haven't you heard of Xbox anywhere, Xbox games coming to Steam and Windows store?
>>343137872
Regular form is Toaster-kun, CPU form becomes Rig-sama.
I hope you guys worship your CPUs!
>>343138093
Would Vert really throw away her xbone?
I think it would still have a special place in her heart. She'd still turn it on and play some vidya once in a while even though she has a superior PC.
>>343129226
why do you think you fag
>>343138007
>Did U even have a story?
Yea it does... kids shooting a horrible horror movie during a zombie outbreak... the writing was terrible.
>>343138140
Cute.
But i personally would prefer blanc without her I'm gonna kill you face
>>343138197
What's the difference? Xbone is just a dedicated setup box running a locked down copy of windows 10 for home media use.
>>343138309
I usually have the regular face on, changed it up for some variety sempai.
>>343138140
>Plum
>no Alter BH
>good normal form figures never
>>343138428
I completely understand man its cool.
>>343138093
>W10
>PC gaming
Nah m8.
Japan is SLOWLY warming up to shit like Steam.
Something like W10 gaming and the store is completely fucking alien.
>>343130565
Anon I don't know how to break this to you, but Persona not only has male party members, but most of the protagonists are male.
>>343129226
Males are evil anon.
>>343129226
Soon.
>>343138140>Not displaying the Nendo
Eww.
>>343138634
Excellent tastes anon
>>343138281
I'm talking about Neptunia U, not Blanc's game. I don't remember what U's story was.
>>343138281
as in, the "movie" they were making was deliberately written horribly to extract humour out of the scenario, or was the humour itself, the attempts to make you laugh, horribly written?
I am new to these games
I understand that Neptune transforms into Purple Heart, but are they considered two forms of the same person or two different individuals?
>>343139116
Thanks.
>>343139297
Two forms of the same person. PH is more serious than Neptune but some of her usual antics still leak out sometimes.
>>343139297
It's the same person, she just tends to act more serious as Purple Heart.
There's a scene in RB2/mk2 where Neptune turns into PH to ride a roller coaster.
>>343138626
>Nah m8
There's hope. The creator of Nep series is a grill btw.
>Q&A With Neptunia’s Naoko Mizuno, Creator and Chief Director
>T-G: Where you surprised by the West’s fondness for Neptunia?
>NM: Yes! I am pleasantly surprised by it! My impression of western gamers was always that they preferred more “realistic” games, but I was completely wrong. I’m extremely happy and touched that there are fans from all over the world who proudly say that they actually love the Neptunia series!
>>343139493
Oh my.
Is it possible to impregnate Histy?
>>343140083
You can try.
>>343139493
>that new set by Nyamota
>>343133601
she should be first right?
