Will Link ever get laid?
No. Hero's curse.
>>343125637
Better question: Will I ever get laid?
>>343125637
Link is only into dudes. He ignores all the ugly bitches in the series for a reason.
>>343125637
>>343126118
Maybe you can solve each other's problems...
Now neither of you will be virgins...
>>343125637
For that to happen, Nintendo will have to acknowledge that sex exists. And that will shock their customer base.
>>343126504
bowser junior doesn't count?
>>343125637
i have dreams about a windwaker sequel that is coop and you play as link and tetra having adventures with their kids.
the fact that this does not exist makes me very sad.
and then you have this guy who made a bajillion fucking pieces of fanart that look like they are straight out of the game that never existed.
http://beagletsuin.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=windwaker
and then you have fucking nintendo.
who hates their fanbase and only cares about money.
>>343125637
Why do fans of WW like to make Tetra into the most pussy Zelda of the franchise?
>shown as strong independent pirate who don't need no man
>this translates to her being Links babymaker and absolutely nothing else when it comes to fanshit
>>343125637
If by laid you mean fucked then yes
>>343126834
That sounds really stupid. I'm glad your dumb idea will never be a reality.
>>343126834
>this is the mentality of a deviantArt faglord
I forgot it was summer
>>343126943
Of course. Link is a bottom. There's no way he'd ever be with some disgusting hag.
>>343125637
Tetra was way better before she transformed back into Zelda
>>343126686
He was brought by a stork.
>>343127256
That is an unanimous agreement at this point.
>>343126834
>I have dreams
stop
>about a windwaker sequel
STOP, that already kind of exists with the Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks
>play as link and tetra having adventures with their kids
I SAID STOP
>the fact that this does not exist makes me very sad
G O O D
>every fan in existence equals (you)
I'm glad the world doesn't revolve around your autistic idea
this thread is gay
>>343127823
NO
NOT NOW PLEASE
Link is for sexual
>>343125637
Tetra was tanned which is evident with her Zelda transformation. Her kid is dark because link got cuckolded.
Anon, please. Link is drowning in the toasty tuna. He has at least one mutual love interest for every game, and he often has a whole harem lining up for his Master Sword. You're just jelly.
>>343128206
Damn, he's pretty cute here.
Anyway, post more cute Link x Tetra art
>>343128312
DELETE THIS
HE'S NOT A FUCKING BREEDER
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>343128493
>Link x Tetra
Absolutely disgusting. Link is for homosexual only. Women are filth and belong in the garbage.
>>343126504
It's only NoA that's ashamed of sex. Japan has no problems with it.
>>343128312
They probably never fixed that bridge. That's a very poor job he's doing as a father.
>>343128590
Post more twinklink
>>343128580
This. Breeders are vile trash. Post pure homo instead.
>>343128801
His peepee don't work like the autist white males that play his nintendobaby games.
Fight the homos
Post heterosexual
>>343125637
>>343128312
>>343128642
>>343128713
>>343128840
>>343128969
That's kinda cute yo...
>>343128580
>>343128825
>fags using their petty little insult
>>343129028
I saw this on DA years ago but I've since forgotten the artist
She (IIRC) did a good amount of cute stuff
>>343129010
Heteros will always lose because they're too stupid to understand real love.
I don't think Tetra would be a good mom honestly.
>>343129223
And Homos will lose cause they'll never have real genetic next-of-kin.
There's no way he didn't pound out SS or ST zelda.
needs pragnant tetra
>>343129334
How so?
>>343129340
That's not something you should want. More reasons why heteros are scum.
>>343129350it makes a heart
>>343129334
Her loyal servants would probably be good fathers though. I am sure they could compensate where she would be lacking.
>>343129359
He was pounded out by Groose.
>>343129350
>>343129508
Holy fuck.
>>343128590
>>343128580
>Triggered fags
No surprise
>>343129139
It's amusing but Zelda is the girl Link would least likely have that reaction for in OoT. Everyone knows it would be Malon or Ruto at the top.
>>343128312
>>343128642
>>343128713
>>343128840
>>343128969
>>343129334
>I'm not a father with a family like that
I see these pictures and feel like I'm missing something
>>343129350
fuck off loser. there is only one love for ike.
Damn I'm getting that feeling of wanting to be a father again.
>>343129515
MORE NTR PLEASE
>>343128264
Kids get tanned too, you retardoid.
>>343129762
You're not. Heteros are trash and so are their lives.
>>343129950
I want fags and homos to leave 4chan
>>343129924
tans are genetic, and also a choice
>>343129762
You really are.
>>343126849
>having kids makes you a pussy
Anyways to answer your question, there's an appeal to tying to break in the tough ones.
>>343130017
You first, breeder scum.
>>343129950
That doesn't help
>>343129906
find a flaw
>>343130017
Heterocucks not welcome.
>>343130172
just be yourself bro
>>343128312
Found and faved.
I don't think he can handle Din.
>>343125637
At least one incarnation did.
>>343129508
>>343129350
>>343130357
What
>>343130304
I wanna fuck Link like the twink he is
>>343128580
Butthurt gays are the best.
>>343130394
Nayru is where it's at.
>>343126242
I fucking wish.
So which Links probably fucked someone who wasn't Zelda?
>OoT
>TP
>>343130318
>being gay
Could you be any more of a meme?
>>343130438
>This triggers the breeders to fill my boipucci with their hot white (You)'s
>>343129334
You never know if you are capable of being a good parent until you become a parent.
I wanna see Link get violated by monsters!
>>343129848>Ike is going to die quick since he's just a beorc.
>Soren is going to outlive Ike by 1000+ years and spend all that time alone.
Cool
>>343126849
>Painting an entire fanbase based on one artist
You can't be serious. I guess all NES Zelda fans are Andrew Dobson
>>343130117
Also this
>>343130513
>boy poochy
what
>>343130536
>>343130304
Not a gratuitous ass shot.
>>343130645
>>343130664
>You will never rim Link's sweaty ass
>>343130257
Thanks fampai, see you in a few days.
>>343128580
The thought of giving a woman is child is the only thing that gets him to ejaculate
>>343130501
Heteros are the meme sexuality. Only people who have been tricked into thinking it's 'normal' are straight. There's no substance and no love in hetero relationships. You have to be a serious mental deficient to be straight or even bisexual.
>>343129906
>>343130257
LITTLE HYLIAN WHORES FOR BIG GERUDO DICKS
>>343130740
>>343130559
Only half though. I dunno how that works in the Telliusverse, might not live much longer, unless there's an explicit example.
>>343125637
canonically: he does
most link's are descendants of one-another, and this is true because Demise claims to have cursed Link and Zelda's "Bloodlines". so sadly it's not just a bunch of randos across time being born with the "hero's spirit" (read: muh courage)
Also, the only links that have a chance of being homo are the ones at the end of their timeline, because their lineage would have no way to spread.
Damn I hate leafy
>>343130854
>>343130746
>gays like to eat literal shit
>>343130917
They're all reincarnations. Every Link is canon homo.
>>343130972
>liking link
>gay
?
>>343130951
>>343130917
Nah, Link is explicitly the spirit of the hero while Zelda is the blood of the goddess. The only confirmed descendant Link is TP. All Zeldas are descendants of each other though through.
>>343130839
Have any involving Tetra?
Sure, but never with zelda.
>>343130907
He's a branded. I think Black Dragon Laguz lives the longest out of all the laguz seeing as how Dheginsea is still alive and kicking(strongest shit alive till Ike's Army came) despite fighting Yune many, many years ago. We never knew how old he was or how a branded's lifespan compared to a full laguz.
I think he'll live a long ass time.He's still going to be alone
>>343130972
>I don't understand how eating ass works: The post
>>343130917
AWOO
>>343130917
Screw that. I like reincarnations better than just ancestory. And WW Link had no relation to any Link and he still proved himself.
>>343130975
I dunno how much preggo Zelda art is out there, but it isn't enough
>>343131031
Why is Link being eaten by a giant turd?
>>343131038
>The only confirmed descendant Link is TP
Then the answer to OP's question is still yes.
>>343131206
because zelda is shit
>>343131082
None I can post without getting banned.
>Cute Wind Waker art
It's been too long since we've had one of these threads
>>343131203
>Breeders in charge of not having a terrible fetish
Pregnancy fetish is literally disgusting.
It's just fat fags wanting an excuse to like fat.
>>343130972
>MFW my girl moans like a dog in heat when I lick her butthole.
>>343130304
It's homo
>>343131219
I wasn't debating that, I was countering the point that most Link's are descended from each other.
>>343131282
Hetshit isn't cute.
>>343130907Micaiah is an example. Also, Zelgius since his backstory and reason why he went to Begnion from Daien was primarily due to his delayed aging due to his laguz heritage which was several generations ago.
>>343131206
>>343131031
Because in Hyrule, Giant Turds like to eat your shields and clothes.
Oh man, I just realized that Like-Like's could return in BotW as something that literally takes your gear and spits you out in your underwear.
>>343126504
If yoshi's island is anything to go by, sex (at least for the sake of procreation) does not exist in the mushroom kingdom. You just get married and some time later a stork drops off a varying number of kids at your house.
>>343129762
Nope, kids suck.
For every minute they look cute theres another hour where they're an insufferable annoyance that won't stop fucking everything up.
>>343131203
Even one is too much. Straight people are fucking disgusting.
>>343131286
Pregnancy is cute even without a sexual element
>>343131371
But it isnatural
>>343129762
what is the purpose of life if not to make another person whose life will be better than yours? see all the fucking retard kids running around? fatherhood is your chance to try and make one that isn't such a screwup.
>>343131412
delete this
When's the last time we even saw Like Likes again, come to think of it?
>>343131286
Objectively false
>>343131136
And considering we run into Ike's ancestor in the 3ds game it seems Ike wasn't into Soren that way anyway.
>>343131520
It's not. Men belong with other men. Women naturally belong in the fucking trash.
![omar-mateen-10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WB1TQA5.jpg "omar-mateen-10[1].jpg")
>>343131505
>>343131628
I agree. Wanna meet up IRL?
Can we all agree that women and other men are both trash? Being single forever is objectively more peaceful, more rewarding, and more financially stable.
>>343131575
Link Between Worlds actually.
Let's not forget that Ganon was the only male Gerudo. Basically implying that he spent most of his days fucking gerudo women to keep the race going when not plotting the destruction of hyrule.
>>343131412
>>343131575
They were in ALBW and Triforce Heroes, along with the trickier ones that have Rupee or Heart lures.
I don't think they've been in a 3D game since Majora's Mask, though.
>>343131592Unless they pull that fucking Anri crap that Marth does where he's not actually the hero's descendant but their sibilings(Mist/Boyd).
It'll explain why he can't even fucking AETHER
Mia was a good candidate for being fightsexual like Ike, fitting Priam's character but they cut all of Ike's RD female supports. All men.
>>343131782
Stop lying to yourself. Cuddling and being held is worth the stress of dating.
>>343131782
Careful now. Claiming to be asexual will just get you accused of being a bitter virgin.
>>343131592
>ancestor
Priam was his descendant, which raises the question of who did Ike fuck
>>343131782
No. A loving and virtuous relationship between two guys is objectively the true path to happiness and fulfillment. Countless scholars and philosophers have all proven it to be true beyond any reasonable doubt.
>>343131740
SNAKE
YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX
>>343131918
I mean, I'd assume a good chunk of them are.
>>343131828
If Ganon was straight he wouldn't be trying to take over Hyrule to get away from all those nasty Gerudo bitches.
>>343131828
What's even the point of male Gerudo if they can seemingly be impregnated by Hylians anyway?
>>343131946
Link is clearly uncomfortable when fag sword flirts with him, like your pic. You proved yourself wrong.
>>343132062
Maybe he's just after da white wimminz.
WHY IS THIS THREAD SO FUCKING GAY
>>343131867
This triggers the homos
>>343125637
>>343125637
But he fucked best girl
>>343132167
Because Link looks like a fucking twink.
>>343132006
Poor ALttP Zelda. Lost to time.
>>343131907
>be legendary hero
>save your whole country from an evil dragon
>get NTR'd by politics even though you and your loved one both wanted to be with each other
Anri had a hard life.
>>343132139
>implying the picture was related to the content of the post in any way
Breeders sure are fucking stupid.
>>343132268
That's a different Link, dumbass.You're right, though.
>>343132275
He makes up for it with the fattest, manliest cock you'll ever see
>>343131352
Oh
Then you're probably right, I don't pay attention to all the lore
>>343132167
It's not gay enough. Straights should be purged.
Aren't SS Link and Zelda basically the Zelda series' Adam and Eve, in that everyone's descended from them?
>>343132394
OP didn't actually specify which Link
>>343132203
Welp, all outta Link being violated by monsters.
>>343132285
Speaking of ALttP characters
Is Gramps actually the previous Link or is it just fanservice? Everything hints towards it, but it makes no sense for two Links to exist at the same time.
>>343132492
>tfw AVGN predicted the plot of SS by joking in his Zelda timeline video
>>343132562
I thought he ended up marrying Malon since TP Link is from a farm
>>343132334Played FE11 a long ass time ago. What was his reason for not fucking the chick again? He was a peasant by birth? To me he just like one of those OP shounen MCs who are too pussy to even choose a girl in his harem.
>>343132723
Link never marries anyone. He's a confirmed bachelor in all the games.
>>343132723
Literally canon.
>>343132505
Well that's egg on my face. We can still bond over best girl, though, right?
>>343132492
Nah, there was an entire group of people living in Skyloft. Groose already came down with them, it'd make sense that other's would follow.
Though I love me some fuccboi Link, I like to think canonically that he gets with one of the more down-to-earth sidequest girls, like Malon or Quina.
>>343132334
Fuck. I should've read that thoroughly.
>>343129163
if i recall correctly 90% of what she does today is gay shit
>>343132821
Yes
>>343132812
But TP Link is OoT Link's descendant
And LoZ2 Link at least makes out with a Zelda
>>343132812
TP Link is literally the descendent of OoT Link.
>>343132724
Don't remember too well, something along those lines. The nations needed a marriage to make everything stable after Medeus almost fucked up everything.
>>343131173
Hes a direct ancestor of OoT link. his family has passed on the green tunic and hat from father to son for countless generations.
and outset island is the only place that still teaches that hyrule was flooded
>>343128312
>>343128642
>>343128713
>>343128840
>>343128969
>Link's white
>Tetra is white (but has a tan from being outside all the tan)
>Link's kids are tan
Being the hero is truly suffering.
>>343133028
>But TP Link is OoT Link's descendant
No he isn't. That's headcanon.
>>343133028
What the hell is going on here.
>>343133054
>TP Link is literally the descendent of OoT Link.
Wrong.
>>343133105
It's in Hyrule Historia
Which is canon
So I guess you're stupid
>>343133167
hijinks, clearly
I fucking hate breeders.
If Link weren't so cute I"d understand shipping him with women. But as it stands, he's a twink, he belongs to the gays.
>>343131914
>>343132057
>you will never kiss Ashei's tummy
>>343125637
Aren't all links related to each other through generations of people?
If so then yeah he has gotten laid alot
>>343132084
They become god kings in the eyes of the gerudo.
and the offspring they make become the royale gerudo guard
>>343133225
>Hyrule Historia
>canon
It's a cheap cash grab. There's nothing remotely canon about HH. You're an idiot.
i want to put a baby in links butt
>>343133105
>>343133193
Hold up, didn't Nintendo say that was canon, or am I misremembering?
>>343133083
SJW artists probably think Tetra's black or something instead of tan.
>>343130664
would wreck that ass hard
Ever notice that Malon is the only OoT waifu to return in Majora as a loli, and consequentially is the only valid romantic option for him in that game without /ss/ and/or bestiality?
Zelda's only in a flashback, Saria's gone for god knows what reason, and Ruto appears as an adult and is already hitched with another guy.
>>343133390
Except it is canon
Prove me wrongyou cant, faggot
>>343133225
Hyrule Historia isn't canon, retard.
>>343133416
No, they didn't. It's just a rumor that got spread more than it had any reason to.
>>343133225
>Hyrule Historia
Post discarded.
>>343131094
>>343125637
>there will never be a brown Link directly related to Tetra
Tetra was the only good thing from Wind Waker and she will never be relevant again.
>>343133460
Literally a different universe
Either way, Saria seemingly got NTR'd, going by TP and Ruto doesn't even remember Link anymore.
>>343133894
It's because Link isn't straight
>>343133885
peatrice is patrician
>>343133617
I thought it was based off the fact that the Hero's Shade and he directly talks about the moves he teaches link are passed down through his bloodline and calls him son and shit.
>>343133885
Why are cuckqueens so great
>>343133885
Feels like I'm missing the joke
Best of both worlds.
>>343134153
the sign says "Link's room"
>>343134153
Play Skyward Sword.
>>343134121
That's what started the rumors, but there's no credence to it. Every Link is a reincarnation of the previous one. None of them ever had any kids or started a bloodline.
>All these nigga's arguing about links sexuality
>When the obvious solution is to just make him Bi or Pan
The kid would probably have fucked that fishgirl. Link'll fuck anything. Kids a freak.
>>343134297
No I got that, what's over her head though?
>>343134169
Not even the best girl in either game.
>tfw Anju will never molest you
>>343125637
He always has Epona, doesn't he?
>>343134343
>Bi or Pan
Biscum are as disgusting as Heterotrash. Anyone that would fuck a woman is a garbage dump of a human being.
>>343134343
>Pan
>Meme sexuality
>>343134338
I did, I get that the uggo had a crush on Link, what's over her head though?
>>343134342
Then what the fuck was so special about WW link where he needed to "Prove himself" or whatever? Why did TP link already have the triforce hand thing?
>>343129762
Family life is a meme. Especially in the modern world.
Not worth it when all signs point to a crumbling economy and degrading quality of life within the next 100 years.
>>343134463
I just assume anybody who calls themselves pansexual fucks children and animals and furniture
>>343134153
whenever link does a favour for an NPC, the satisfied NPC gives out a gratitude crystal
in the pic peatrice is coming out of link's room with a gratitude crystal above her head, heavily implying link did her a 'favour" and that she is completely satisfied
>>343134343
>Bi
Kill yourself my man.
Literally the ending of skyward sword that Link and Zelda are the only ones not blood related, who create the new bloodline of future Zeldas and links
>>343134384
>Not even the best girl in either game.
I will fight you.
>>343134552
>whenever link does a favour for an NPC, the satisfied NPC gives out a gratitude crystal
Ah, i forgot that, together with 99% of SS
thanks
>>343133885
People always draw Peatrice hotter than she actually is.
>>343134456
You can't be serious? Women are way more enticing to fuck than men. The only men even worth thinking about fucking are the twink ones but thats only because they're feminine as fuck. Face it, female qualities are just more attractive to almost all men.
>>343134493
It's just another variation on the formula, and an excuse to add extra dungeons and quests. The lore isn't that deep in these games.
>>343134692
This applies to every female ever drawn by a fan
>Being gay isn't a choice they said
>Gays just want to be left alone they said
>Gays won't try and corrupt the children they said
>>343134463
The kid could have fucked a fish girl or a bird person. What the fuck do you call that?
>>343134747
>Women are way more enticing to fuck than men
Seek mental help, anoon.
>>343134692
To be fair, everyone does the same to SS Zelda, although the difference between them is still vast.
