>design a female character
>make her athletic
>make her ass look fat
why
thicc
>>343116897
No, fat. No sugarcoating this shit now.
Sex sellsespecially to fat /v/irgins
>>343117104
Am I the only one who thinks that a fat ass on an athletic body is not sexy at all?
you need a plump ass and thighs for power -- especially for women
To appease breeder scum
>>343116794
ass thread
>>343117273
Not plump - athletic.
>>343117246
you have unrealistic expectations, have you never watched womens sports? especially volleyball, almost all of them have great asses
She got that ass from squatting like a champ
i think i'll fap to bayonetta now
thanks
>>343116794
Real athletic women often have pretty big asses, especially if they squat.
>>343117497
her arms look too short/small, sauce anyway? google search pulls up performance art
>>343117740
That's Fetch from Infamous
>not liking a fat healthy ass
>>343117497
I'm down
>>343117549
>>343117575
>>343117626
You're misunderstanding things.
Some big butts might come from squatting, but Bayonetta's does not. There's no musculature, just a big plump ass - that's fat in my book.
If it was athletic, it wouldn't be all smooth and big like that. Also, fat ass is not necessarily a great thing. It just means she's a bit overweight in that area.
>>343116794
Women quite literally have more fat on their asses than men you blithering idiot. If you are a woman and not on steroids even if you are athletic if you genetically have a fat ass it will be fat.
Now fuck off to Ireland you homosexual.
>>343117497
Such an underrated ass
>>343118015
Irish people are literally disgusting.
>>343117740
infamous first light
>>343117810
>Istanbul
>>343116794
When people think a big ass on a tone girl is unrealistic it makes me feel sorry for them.
What kind of ugly girl shithole do you have to live in to have that incorrect idea form?
>>343117810
Good example of a fitfat booty. Its core is fit, but there's too much fat on top (as you can tell from its look and from the jiggle) to be called athletic.
>>343116794
You really thought this was a good topic for discussion?
>>343117969
>>343117246
yes
>>343118189
>big ass
When will this sugarcoating end?
>>343118189
This
I work near the beach and often see girls playing volleyball in thongs, It's not really abnormal to have a plump ass but tone stomach/boady.
>>343118596
You keep saying "sugar coating", but all of your posts taste of salt.
Ex gf used to be fit, she squatted 35 kg and her legs and ass were amazing, I don't see how being fit would suddenly make your ass go away
>>343118741
hurr durr
People really need to stop using other terms for fat butts.
BTW, here's the perfect example what an athletic butt (Chun Li) and a fat butt (Vanessa) looks like.
Both have big butts, but I'm sure you can all notice the difference in shape and texture.
>>343118753
Is squatting 35 kilos meant to mean something?
t fa/tg/uy who started gym from 65 kilos
>>343118015
>>343117246
You might actually be gay, sorry.
>>343117969
You should upgrade your Breezehome.
>>343119094
It is the resident autist. Everybody wave at him. No camera flashes though. They make him shit his pants.
>>343119154
Squatting is almost all your quads.
>>343119094
What's up with her ass in the far right image? The shape looks distorted.
>>343119094
>>343116794
you do realise that an ass is mostly muscle right?
like you do lots of squats and crossfit you'd get a great ass
>>343116794
You know she doesn't have any meat or bones, right? She's just living hair that chooses to pretend she still has human form
>>343116794
SQUATS, SON
>>343116794
she uses her hair to artificially increase its size you fucking idiot.
>>343119512
It's jiggling, that's why it looks so weird.
>>343119782
Depends on the ass. Bayonetta's is not mostly muscle.
>>343119942
>>343117246
YES
ONLY YOU
THE CHOSEN ONE
THE /FIT/SEND
MASTER OF BODYBUILDERS
BFF WITH SCHWARZENEGGER
Bayo is literally sex sells the series. It fucking sucked besides the constant sexual stuff.
>>343117016
>>343117246
Gay people need to say they're gay when they post dumb shit like this. It can be confusing
>>343120019
>jiggles
What?
For a girl yes, also fat guys tend to squat a lot more because their legs are used to moving more weight
>It's a "Vanessafag gets autistic again" thread.
>>343120314
meant to answer
>>343119154
>>343117246
it's not fat. athletic women have large asses. the glutes are one of the biggest muscles on the body
>>343120260
Fuck you, I love asses
From big muscular ones to big fat ones
>>343116794
I don't consider Bayonetta an ideal woman. She's a 70s prostitute.
Fight me.
>>343120260
Gay people love Bayonetta, she'sa bad bitch
>>343118184
What did you expect? Constantinople?
>>343120289
Her ass jiggles as she runs because it's not firm enough to keep still.
>>343120418
Big butts can be fat or athletic. An athletic butt has visible muscle tone, a fat ass is just big and smooth looking.
>>343118246
You don't know how leg muscle works
>>343120553
I like Bayonetta cause I know she's down for pooping.
>>343120553
I thought of him when I saw this.
>>343120260
>>343120553
Every gay man I know loves Bayonetta. She transcends sexuality. Straight girls love her. Gay men love her.
Her games are meh but she's pure dominant sexiness.
>>343120613
>An athletic butt has visible muscle tone
not always, especially if they're wearing clothes like bayonetta that shows no muscle tone anywhere else on the body
>>343116794
because squats
>>343120956
So what about this bare ass?
>>343120553
Bayo is fucking cute as fuck man. Her design in Bayo 2 and Juri's new design are probably my favorite character redesigns in decades. They're fucking perfect.
>>343118015
t. Irishman
>>343121279
i have no opinion of it
>>343120949
>her games are meh
>>343121349
I thought she was pretty damn cute in Bayo 1, too.
>>343120479
>muscular ones
So a man ass?
>>343121524
I personally didn't think they could top her original design but they did it, the absolute madwoman
>>343116794
She has an hourglass figure, a physical trait widely considered highly sexually appealing to men.
She also has long legs footed with high heels, an item of clothing generally designed to straighten a women's back so to push out her chest and rear.
Take into account that all this would have been exaggerated during the design process to create a noticeable and memorable character.
If you don't think Bayonetta is hot you gay as fuck son.
>>343121794
He's not gay, he's swedish.
He makes these threads constantly.
>>343121794
heels are designed to make your legs look good, though
men used to wear heels to show off their calves
>>343116794
>>343121279
Both have similar butts. Big, but not athletic at all.
>>343118246
> This professional swimmer doesn't have an athletic body.
>>343121875
>He's not gay, he's swedish.
same thing
>>343121524
I was just not the biggest fan of the beehive.
Both Bayo designs have taught me one thing though. The absolute boner bliss that is an exposed back.
>>343118246
>fitfat booty
you are extremely retarded muscle jiggles too you know look at mma fighters when they jump up and down before a fight you'll see their pecs jiggle up and down
>>343122025
>>343119418
Only if you're doing it wrong. Your glutes should be getting blasted as well.
>>343119094
its muscle you fucking retard
>>343117016
>>343116794
>>343117246
>Doesn't understand power comes from the ass
>>343122108
that's the fat jiggling. people can't have 0% body fat. muscle doesn't jiggle
>>343120602
That is no one's business but the Turks
>>343122108
>>343122123
Ignore him, he's a shitposter
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/bh4e7lceyju_cdEqZdicjA/
>/v/ discussing muscle, working out and fitness
Holy shit please stop right now
>>343122025
you have no idea what squats do, do you? Even men can get giant asses if they squat enough. It's just big muscles, just like bodybuilders get massive muscles.
Does anyone have an example of a fat vidya female ass - that belongs to a slim or athletic body?
Or are all big butts athletic now?
>>343122268
>muscle doesn't jiggle
Don't bait me faggot or I'll break into your house and turn on all the lights
>It's a sybb thread
>>343121902
Huh, well that's a strange bit of trivia. She does have nice legs too
>>343122070
that's track
>>343122493
>muscle jiggles
prove it faggot
Am I the only one who thought Bayonetta 2 was shit compared to the first. Why the fuck would you make the demons all robot looking. Awesome design on the angels with the feeling of old century sculpture work and porceline. But making the demons all robots was way way stupid and lame.
>>343121465
I enjoy what I've played if them, but cuhrazy games don't appeal to me all that much. I liked the animations and style tho.
>>343122630
Well, that's accurate to biblical lore since demons wouldn't have bodies and would need a body to be created for them.
Fallen angels would have bodies though.
>>343116794
athletic women typically have thick asses anon, gotta have that strength.
>>343116794
>>343117246
Shut the fuck up Sybb.
>>343120613
>Her ass jiggles as she runs because it's not firm enough to keep still.
I require a webm as proof of this canon fat booty.
>>343122823
I'll ask again, anyone who can post a fat ass on an attractive female?
That is, but an athletic squat butt, but an ass that is fat rather than fit.Keep it vidya, of course.
Fuck this retard shit, post more Bayo butt
>>343123254
>no shape at all
disgusting
>>343122880
>>343116794
>he likes bony ass
Faggit
>>343120949
She's, like all women. Gay men don't like her, they have better taste than that.
Bayo was designed by a woman who said she was designing Bayo as what she would ideally like to be
Bayonetta is literally a female power fantasy but women still complained
>>343120553
No. She's disgusting.
>>343122619
delivered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RWPf3OIHoo
Bayonetta is fucking sexy. I usually like submissive females but I'd let Bayonetta dom me any day
>>343123537
Get out fag
>>343123412
Gay men like her because she's drag queen as hell
>>343116794
>Bayonetta has a fat ass
now I've seen everything on this board
>>343116794
>Fat
>He doesn't know how weemeen anatomy works
>>343122123
I squat over 175 kg. I know how to squat. It's primarily quads. You need accessories for your glutes if you squat more than 100 kg because it's not going to hit them very hard, even out of the bottom.
I don't give a shit to argue this though, you can all go actually lift some weights and find out yourselves.
>>343121279
>implying they're going to accentuate muscle tone on a fucking gamecube game
Anyone got tbat jack o ass webm?
>>343118015
And breasts are sacks of fat hanging from a woman's pecs. That shit now gross too?
Just admit that you like male asses and come out the closet already.
>>343122974
>anyone who can post a fat ass on an attractive female?
the eskimo girl from Overwatch has a pretty good example of a fat, but still muscular ass. Still definitely more fat than fit.
>>343123372
Love how her right ass cheek flops all over the place with every step, it's as if she's completely shameless. Left butt cheek also bounces, but less.
>>343123659
Drag queens are gross, too. They overdo it on the makeup even worse than women. Only people with shit taste like Bayonetta.
>>343123851
>breasts are sacks of fat
Nigga say that one more time
>>343123336
i would unironically shove my face into that ass and let her sit on it
>>343123978
christ it's almost concave
>>343123797
>I know how to squat. It's primarily quads.
it's primarily both glutes and quads. There's tonnes of secondary gains, but those are the primaries.
>>343118246
>Its core is fit, but there's too much fat on top (as you can tell from its look and from the jiggle) to be called athletic.
>this athelete's body isn't athletic
look, start using another word, because you're plain wrong
>>343123978
>>343123964
>they overdo it on the makeup
that is literally the point
>>343123254
Shit looks weird because she got wide hips, but no ass or shapely thighs (ratio wise) to speak off. It's just a wide butt. The butt crack and ass crease are severely lacking, Not a bubble.
>>343123978
I didn't think Lightning-tier ass was possible IRL.
>>343123964
You guys are retarded. The Gay man - Diva dichotomy isn't based on how attractive people find them. It's all about being over the top and in your face.
>>343123797
>I squat over 175 kg.
Is this jiggling muscle or a fat ass?
>>343124457
Probably both.
>>343119682
flat
>>343124591
>both
WTF?
>>343124119
Saying its primarily glutes is like saying its primarily hamstrings because you need them to do the motion.
>>343124720
you see, people can have both muscle and fat
>>343124714
>>343124714
>every single extra has a better body than her
>>343116794
Who said she was athletic? She uses magic. She can do whatever without barely lifting a finger. Her hair probably does all the work.
Best butts have a firm layer of muscle to give them shape underneath a layer of fat for softness and size
>>343120008
Fuck hair, you say?
>>343124720
See
>>343123336
This isn't rocket science, a women can have both fat and muscle on her while looking shapely as fuck.
>>343122318
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam, you know.
>>343118015
> that's fat in my book.
Good thing that's just your opinion. You may be gay, anon.
>>343124720
the best muscle is always accompanied by fat.
>>343124940
>mustaches
He don't have a mustache
>>343124802
Of course, no one says a fat ass is made of 100 % fat.
You can have a firm core and still a fat ass, because of the amount of fat on top of the muscles.
>>343116897
Fuck off back to lereddit.
>>343124714
>>343123978
That's a sad ass anon, it's practically flat, and she has no hips. You may as well just fap to guys asses too if that's all you want.
>>343123978
>that midget Pennsatucky
>attractive
>>343123978
Where's the ass?
tits>>>>>>ass
>>343118184
She's probably Greek or Slavic.
>>343124423
So on top of being ugly they also go out of their way to have obnoxious personalities. I maintain that no gay man in his right might likes drag queens.
>>343125314
I agree
>>343123978
What about this ass?
>fit
>fat
Choose one.
>>343125314
This.
Do you really want the 7 children you pumped out of your fertility goddess to starve?
>>343124746
Nope. Hamstrings are secondary (among many secondaries). Glutes and quads are both primary.
Ask someone with an education in athletics.
>>343119154
Buy you're a man, retard. Men can lift much more weight than women.
>>343125314
Only niggers and other non-white subhumans like ass.
>>343123978
>google image search result: MAN
oh lordy
>>343125348
Compare, everyone.
>>343120613
>An athletic butt has visible muscle tone
No. You can however tell the difference because muscles gives shape to fat. But if you've got a good fat butt, you won't have much of any muscle tone no matter how toned your ass is. But it will be shapely and delicious.
Same goes for thighs by the way. Or rather the whole body.
>>343123978
>Narrow hips
>Skinny, shapeless thighs
>Ass smaller and flatter than mine, and I'm male
This gotta be bait.
>>343125348
ass would look a lot better if she had less muscular quads. The toning of her ass muscles completely disappears due to the quads being so big.
>>343125723
>Iceland
outlier!
>>343125824
>This gotta be bait.
It is.
>>343125472
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/mGn14BxH4tzmJ55ZFdWsaw/
>>343125314
You can't put your dick inside of a tit, Anon. It's only a fantasy
>>343125723
I like both. Am I a mongrel?
>>343125723
T.irish hijacking identity politics from Tumblr now
>>343125723
>fake map with no viable sources
epic anon you wouldn't happen to frequent /pol/ would you?
>>343116794
>be OP
>make a thread
>make it about muh shit taste
why
>>343126069
I think it's just tracking pornhub searches
they do stuff like that every now and then
>>343126069
>map about pornhub searches from countries provided by pornhub
You just blow in from stupid town?
>>343125951
Are we just going to ignore that titfucking is a glorious thing that actually exists
>>343126245
epic that's a LEGIT SOURCE anon
>>343126223
it's a fake map
>>343126172
Because he's obsessed with making threads about video game asses.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/316450196
>>343126017
>too much ass is 4 years old
>>343116794
>make OP
>make him a male
>make him like other males.
why?
because
OP is a fag.
>>343126303
As fake as every statistic.
>>343124102
You and me both
>>343126303
unless you're saying Pornhub is making up numbers, it's not
>>343116794
my problem with her is that she is an actual slut
>>343116794
Am I the only one who isn't at all impressed by Bayo's ass? It's like the bare minimum of an ass, before it's consider flat.
>>343126409
No, if you actually ask people what they like more and made a map off that with a decent sized group that's not a fake statistic
you posted a shitty fake map
>>343117104
Come on, no one actually bought Bayonetta just because she's hot and not because it's actually a fun game
r-right?
>>343126303
Straight from their site.
Please stop pretending to be retarded.
http://www.pornhub.com/insights/boobs-butts-legs-feet-searches
>China has the most searches for pregnancy
The poor blue-balled bastards.
>>343116794
THIS is athletic done right.
>>343126563
Sybb pls.
>>343126551
You can change the colour of the maps easily, not to mention there's no real sources just shitty websites? So yeah it's a fake map
stop believing everything you see on the internet anon
>>343116794
she is a fucking which, she can make her ass as big as she fucking wants!
its more like you can't handle it when she obviously can, all day.
>>343126675
Fuck off Toriyama.
>>343126713
>a pornhub statistic map based on searches on pornhub provided by pornhub is fake
I can't tell if you're delusional or this willing to not own up to making a mistake.
>>343116794
I didn't even buy this game for her ass. The OST and gameplay are fucking amazing.
>>343126702
>Google sybb
>It's some gamefag guy from over 7 years ago.
Why did you bring him up here and now?
>>343126568
I posted nothing, nigger.
Also, making statistics of search results is probably the biggest sample size you can get.
>>343119094
I hope today is the day you die.
>>343126675
IF I DIDN'T HAD AN WAIFU AND ANOTHER 2 CANDIDATES
>>343125723
By your logic, Bangladesh, Philippines, Indonesia, Egypt, and Argentina are first world countries.
>>343125119
>eye mustaches
>>343125314
best kind of lady
>>343119682
If anyones gonna have a muscular ass is a fucking gymnast acrobat person.... fucken fail
>>343126871
He's been making threads here and wherever else for who knows how long. There's an image of his posts on other sites but I don't have it.
>>343126871
Because he's always the ones making these threads.
He is obsessed with any ass or jiggle that goes on a Nintendo console. PN03, Samus, Hyrule Warriors, Peach, and now Bayonetta.
>>343126982
if anything, it proves the shitposting that Argentina and Egypt are white
Ass thread
>>343127157
>>343126869
This
Them fucking remixes man
>>343120020
Thanks, Doc
>>343126017
Anyone have that pic from the last post?
>>343127074
>>343127068
Oh, that's the same guy? Sheesh. He's prolific. But I'm not him. And I think Bayo's ass is completely unremarkable. yet people go crazy for it \, because she presents herself as some kind of sex symbol. In some shots, I swear it looks like Bayo's ass isn't even there. Like there's just one long curve from her back to her thigh.
>>343126923
But is your waifu a top tier model?
>>343125016
Why'd they change it?
>>343125016
>Istanbul, Istanbul
>>343127502
I can't say
>>343127363
I've got a different one from the same chick.
>>343127585
People just liked it better that way, Anon.
>>343127429
She's a singer
>>343127609
Post her name.
>>343125723
I am not really that into the buttocks themselves. But the ass is connected to both the hips and the vagina itself, so the ass wins over boobs, right?
Or is that not accurate since I am more attracted to the ass by proxy of what's around it?
>>343127970
I could probably win in a fight with her.
>>343127970
EVEN ASIAN GIRLS HAVE BIGGER TITS THEN HER, NATURALLY.
>>343127970
Thanks Ms. SkeltalPuffy vulva
>>343127970
thank ms skeltal
>>343127429
I won't post my waifu here. I don't want to see porn of her.
>>343126827
What does Akira Toriyama have to do with that?
>>343120260
>Implying he isn't irish
kek
>>343127970
I could probably rape her
>>343127609
Post what you got, fampai.
>>343128269
She's got a build just like my wife. Feels fucking good.
>>343127502
>>343127764
Cause the Dutch was super-gay.
flat chest + big ass > big tits + flat ass
Nothing more disgusting then a completely non-existent pancake butt
>>343128247
You really wanna risk cutting yourself on her skeleton, though? I like thin girls, but that goth skeleton is way too thin.
>>343128183
Not him, a different Toriyama.
Tits are great and all but they look great in almost any shape
It's all about the face, hips, and ass
>>343128507
I honestly do't know if i would be able to handle this girl's penis.
Nigga you are gay as fuck
>>343128497
BOOBIES
>>343119094
>using video game characters to compare asses.
Autism levels off the fucking charts with this one
>>343128497
You speak the truth
>>343121687
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Summer skins when?
I still say Zarya's gonna have the best body under her armor than all the other women.
>>343128714
>Autism levels off the fucking charts with this one
They were never on the charts in the first place. This guy's been doing this shit for a long time now.
>>343126649
I didn't buy it, I got it as a birthday present. Still a great game imqho famlamaloo
>>343128937
>giant fat ass
I thought the entire point of her character was to be a woman who looks like a male powerlifter
>>343128646
oh you mean Motomu Toriyama, I didn't know of any other Toriyama other than Akria
>>343127856
>>343128286
Goes by the name Cherie, used to be active on Southern Charms (same website that had Crystal Bottoms).
