Apex monsters and GQs were the most cancerous things ever conceived in the entirety of Monster Hunter.
>>343096665
>search for MH lewd art
>it's all monster girls
>there isn't any art of the monsters
>>343097089
just look for dinosaur porn then
>things that added more depth are cancerous
You sound like an impatient brat.
>>343097438
>More depth
You mean hunt rajang since it was the quest that gave the most relics? I also hope you aren't implying apex is hard.
>>343097438
Artificial difficulty != depth
1/10 made me reply
>>343097089
You're checking the wrong sites then.
>>343097089
There's actually a lot lad. But never enough.
anyone who hasnt played Frontier isnt a true monster hunter fan
I subbed the first day I played last week and am already HR564 with 2 weapons at SR200+
once I hit HR999 G rank starts and the real game begins
Apex is shit, it doesnt add anything new
In frontier they have HC monsters which is basically Apex but GUESS WHAT IT CHANGES THE MONSTERS ENTIRE MOVESET
and its not like there are 10 HC monsters, nearly every OG monster has an HC version and then theres G rank HC which is even harder
>>343097819
bleh it's all in Korean, fuck that shit
>>343097819
>He doesn't know the main series is slowly becoming FrontierThough it'd be nice if Capcom brought Frontier to the westhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnbPgZL3j0
>>343097924
>anthro
Might as well just stick with monstergirls.
>>343098569
this
furshit is retard pleb stuff
>>343098554
I'd love to play this game but I just can't play shit like this without actual modern camera control.
Monster Hunter going to 3DS instead of Vita was literally the worst thing that ever happened in gaming.
>>343098836
Forgot your gif
>>343097819
Not all of us like paying for a game in which you need to look up shit constantly because it's in some chink language. I'd play it anyway except for
>subscription
Nah.
Also, how active are the english guild(s?) and how willing would they be to play with a newcomer? I'd rather not play through a game balanced solely for online play with just an AI hunter, and Monster Hunter is at its most fun with other players.
I wish there was a game where you could play as the monsters in a setting like this. Like Evolve but not hideous and retarded.
>>343097089
>tfw MH, or just full on dragons banging girls is curiously rare
I just want some bitches getting railed by giant dragon cock.
>>343099104
the sub is only like 6 dollars a month, and the guide on fist.moe has the english guild in it
Nearly all the members are on everyday and the guild leader and the guy who makes the guide answer questions. They say they been playing for over 4 years
also the game is free till HR99 but if you get to any level above that u can still play after sub runs out u just cant do any quests that require anything above HR99. u can still fight everything in low and high rank
>>343100589
>VPN fuckery
>>343097819
MHF went to shit with G rank
Also there's only like 2 weapons that are actually playable at the highest difficulties because most weapons can't deal with the ridiculous amount of spam endgame monsters produce
And all the top players pretty much just use DB only
>>343100589
You only need to screw with VPNs if you play the jap version, the TW version doesn't and the TW version is what fist.moe is centered around.
>>343100840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhEHUFStDs
There is nothing wrong with this.
>>343100961
meant for
>>343100735
can't even reply correctly, fuck
>>343100735
the TW version doesnt require VPN
>>343100980
There is nothing wrong with Lance and DB being pretty much the only weapons that don't get shit on in the endgame?
>>343100961
The TW version is like a year behind in updates
>>343100840
>top players use DB
>not tonfas
>to much spam for most weapons
>implying it madders
>not having evasion +3 at that point
>>343101149
Nope.
Not every weapon needs to be viable, making people figure out what works and what doesn't ultimately makes for a deeper experience than trying to make every playstyle valid.
>>343101343
That kind of defeats one of the main purposes of the series.
>>343101250
the TW version is on G8 and the main game is on G10, and G10 came out in april so its really new
thats not even far behind
>>343101149
lmao tonfas? thats what everyone uses cause they dont unlock till G rank and theyre the most fun to use
their moveset is fucking crazy indepth too
>>343101339
Tonfas actually have some of the worst DPS in the entire game, and many groups will ask you to switch or kick you if you bring them.
And Evasion+3 doesn't solve the problem, most weapons are simply too unsafe. DB and Lance can easily iframe through attacks mid combo. Most other weapons don't have that luxury.
>>343101504
>the purpose of the series is making everything fair and balanced
lmao fuck no its not, in MHX entire WEAPONS are made useless with certain styles
>>343101504
Does it? People play MH for different reasons. And the Japanese generally see these kinds of games as a challenge to find broken shit and abuse it. It's just a difference in mentality. While westerners are big on personal preferences and self expression, the japanese see these kinds of games as almost a kind of puzzle to find out the most efficient ways to play, and care more about the result than the way they get there.
What makes their view any less valid than yours?
>>343101649
I wasn't referring to balance, I'm talking about devs spouting how they want players to choose weapons for the situation rather than one the curbstomps the game.
>>343101945
>And the Japanese generally see these kinds of games as a challenge to find broken shit and abuse it.
I heard this is considered a social game in japan compared to how seriously everyone here takes it. Though everywhere has its autists.
>>343101945
>What makes their view any less valid than yours?
But i didn't refer to my views at all in that post.
>>343101972
>choose weapons for the situation
>endgame monsters have oppressive amounts of spam
>challenge is to find which weapons can best live through it without losing out too much on offense
I don't see the issue.
>>343102074
The main series definitely is. Frontier endgame, though, not so much.
>>343102175
The "main point of the series" is proper preparation and bringing the right tools for the job.
If every weapon was always good, that would be contradicting MH's core philosophy.
>>343102336
I didn't say it was an issue. It's not like 140 GQs for 4U weren't just greats swords and glaives, unless it was a HAME run.
>>343102593
Then why did you disagree with me in the first place? We seem to be in agreement that MH shouldn't be "balanced".
>>343102826
Because I remembered "proper preparation and bringing the right tools for the job" wrong and thought it included weapon balance when I made it.
>>343096665
>Dat lagombi backup ass attack
>It's killed me before
>Death by ass
>>343103238
>Getting killed by thicc bunny
>>343096665
Yes.
>>343097438
Absolutely not.
>>343103121
>proper preparation and bringing the right tools for the job
fuck you all
>never cared about mh
>own a 3ds, ask here and get told that you need to change weapons depending on what you're hunting, and prepare tramps/bombs/buffing items
>get both 3u and 4u, and download freedom unite for my psp
>can kill all online versions of every single monster with any weapon, the only difference is how long it takes, and dont need to use any item for most of the fights
yes fuck you all, promised a difficulty that doesn't exist
>>343104032
Or you had inflated expectations.
>>343102336
>If every weapon was always good, that would be contradicting MH's core philosophy.
but two weapons being always good and the rest being useless isn't contradicting the core philosophy? you're not making much sense.
>>343098569
>monster girls
>anthro
>furry
it's all the same shit you know
>>343098836
>actual modern camera control
The CPP and C-Nub are things that exist. Hell, you can mod your N3DS to replace the c-nub with a PSP nub pad.
>>343102336
There's a medium in between "every weapon always good" and "only two weapons are ever good and everything else can go fuck itself".
Even with the styles in MHGen, the viability of different weapons will change depending on the monster and yes while certain styles and arts may be broken, even then the top end kill times for each weapon are within mere minutes of each other. Sure, some weapons remain consistently near the top, but that doesn't mean you're completely fucked if you choose other weapons.
>>343105604
>C-Nub
Just use the camera controls on the touchscreen. The game even lets you move the touchscreen boxes around do you can put the camera controls somewhere comfortable.
>>343105604
>Lance kills monsters in 5 minutes that GL or Hammer needs 11 minutes for
MHX balance is just as bad as MH4U, just with a lot less variety in the weapons and armor on top of that.
>>343096665
death by THICC
>>343098836
I only need to use Lock-on when I play. I haven't touched the nub in ages. Not that I'd want to with how finicky it is.
If I need a quick adjustment, I'll use the d-pad during an animation or something.
>>343105983
Lower damage outputs aren't as bad as being completely out of the question because monsters cover the entire screen with aoe bullshit
Apex wouldn't have been nearly as bad if it wasn't for making weapons bounce off unless you used a drive stone.
>>343096665
mounting monsters online is cancer too
"hey guys i got an idea, let's make it so everyone but one person has to wait around for 30 seconds in the middle of a fight in an ACTION GAME"
>>343105819
>just use the camera controls on the touchscreen
...Why fucking would I? They're so much worse and they're taking up space I could use for more valuable shit. The C-nub is so close to the face buttons and is more than responsive enough.
>>343105983
Looking up hunt times on a Jap site for one-eyed Yian Garuga.
Lance... 07`36`50
Gunlance... 09`45`26
Hammer... 06`23`41
The fucking CAT is 07`29`75.
Fuck off.
>remember generations is coming out next month
Can't wait to be a battle bard again
>>343106628
>30 seconds
You mean 5 right?
>>343106628
Worse still are the people who fail the mounts.
Like, how do you fail the easiest fucking thing in the entire game? The only thing worse is carting to a goddamn Kut Ku
>>343106731
lmao its definitely not 5 seconds unless the monster is fatigued, and i guarantee randoms aren't going to be smart enough to mount when the monster is fatigued
>>343106628
Sharpen up, down a might seed (or pill).
>>343096665
I want a MonHun about hunting giant monster girls.
>>343106689
>so much worse
I don't see how, but ok.
Also, other than a few "necessary" items, what else would the touchscreen be used for?
>>343103704
Well, first I got hit with an ass attack and was dizzy then I got hit with another and died. Worth death.
>>343106918
Or them hunting you
>>343106918
I'm surprised there has yet to be a monster hunter where you capture and keep the monsters. Why don't I have monsters doing manual labor for my herb fields?
>>343097813
Tamamitsune is cute! CUTE!Cats are fine too
>>343106939
Quick combines for gunners and SnS, moving the screen clutter off the top screen like the map.
>>343106725
>fellow music man
Have some adorable nonsense, my equal dark skinned friend
>>343107195
>Tamamitsune
You mean MIZUTSUNE right?
Literally water fox.
>>343106628
In next months MH, attacking while an enemy is mounted makes it easier for the mount...er to pass the minigame.
THEY FIXED IT.
>>343107875
Mounting is also harder overall.
>First few months of the game
>Shitters online going to be waiting on ledges to get their aerial attacks in
Oh wait, they'll be using aerial pellet HBG
140 GQs with elders are ok
Apex is cancer.
>>343106404
What if the doing enough damage within a wystone's current time limit extended its duration?
What if the drive stone wasn't the shortest lasting with the longest recharge?
(From a Japanese site) One-Eyed Yian Garuga times:
>1st) Greatsword (Striker):05`08`03
>2nd) Switch Axe (Guild):05`19`30
>3rd) Heavy Bowgun (Adept):06`03`91
>4th) Sword & Shield (Striker):06`08`43
>5th) Insect Glaive (Guild):06`13`53
>6th) Hammer (Guild):06`23`41
>7th) Longsword (Striker):06`39`13
>8th) Hunting Horn (Guild):06`55`78
>9th) Prowler:07`29`75
>10th) Lance (Adept):07`36`50
>11th) Charge Blade (Striker):07`43`60
>12th) Dual Blades (Bushido):07`52`40
>13th) Light Bowgun (Striker):08`42`60
>14th) Bow (Adept):09`03`38
>15th) Gunlance (Adept):09`45`26
Fun fact, Charge Blade's second best time is Aerial with 08`14`28, just 30 seconds longer than Striker. Greatsword's second best is Guild with 05`30`68, putting Switch Axe ahead.
>>343109443
>bow being that low
>when it has more damage than GS in MHX
>>343105163
not really
>>343109656
Shouldn't it have more openings on garuga too? Especially with adept.
>>343109656
Bow seems to consistently get some of the worse times in these lists I'm looking at.
Maybe there's just a poor selection of bows at endgame in MHX, wouldn't surprise me. Some weapons just get fucked in some entries.
Either that or there's just very few people taking a crack with bows against Yian Garuga compared to other weapons.
>>343109656
Bow keeps getting touted as god tier in MHX but it never really felt that way while playing with it besides being invincible with adept
Plus a lot of the early record kill times that people liked to talk about were using heroics or adrenaline and skewing the numbers, that might be a big factor
>>343109958
Let's be fair though, heroics and adrenaline work best with the gunner weapons so it should be considered legitimate.
>>343109756
Exactly. Bow, HBG, and LBG (thanks to Demon's Island) are extremely powerful in MHX. The new range skills like Ammo Depot makes LBG insane with some luck.
>>343109907
Teostra bow is great in MHX, at least in my experience.
>>343109958
Why the hell would you not consider adrenaline and heroic valid? They work excellently on ranged weapons with Bushido style.
>>343110198
I feel like I'm going to be hearing a lot about the Teostra bow in MHX. I really don't want another fucking Seregios bow situation.
>>343096665
MH3 was the most cancerous thing ever conceived in the entirety of Monster Hunter.
Tama-chan is cute
>>343097089
>>343110491
>Person defends underwater fighting
>>343098554
How do you do that?
i like big sword that go boom :)
>>343110156
>>343110198
I'm pretty sure they scored heroics/adrenaline runs, group TAs, and standard solo TAs separately from each other, or at least they used to. Not that it's an invalid way to hunt or something, but that it's a different weight class.
>>343110319
It's pretty fucking good, 230 raw, 30 blast, good shots, and two slots. It's probably the only practical reason to hunt teostra anymore.
Haven't played since MHFU, what are Apex monsters and GQs? I'm assuming the latter is not what I think it is.
>>343110628
It's a hunter art that isn't in the demo.
>>343110606
I will defend it. It was a great addition. All they needed to do was fix a few of the issues for 4, but no. They opted for the horrible mounting shit.
>>343110558
Source?
>>343110810
God, if it's another Seregios bow then I'm going to stay far away from that thing. Bows are still strictly an elemental weapon to me and I'm going to be hunting under that philosophy.
>>343110839
Apex monsters are beefed up versions of some of the regular monsters that have an apex mode where all attacks bounce (unless you have wyvern stones to knock them out of it) unless you hit certain parts of them. GQs are quests with certain monsters that level up the more you complete them and give randomized armor and weapons and once it hits level 140 the monster becomes apex unless it's an elder dragon.
>>343110861
I need that in my life.
>>343110839
Guild Quests are basically randomly generated quests with random parameters. They can go up to Level 140, and yield some of the best charms and relic weapons in the game. Relic weapons are randomly generated weapons. At Level 140, the monster is pretty much guaranteed to be Apex if it has that option.
To understand Apex, first you must understand Frenzy.
MH4 introduced Frenzy, aka Monster Rabies. It wasn't so bad. It's basically a status effect the monster goes into that you can knock them out of, sort of like an alternative rage. They attack and move faster, do more damage, might use new attacks, and can infect YOU with the Frenzy. You use "Wystones" to gain various bonuses against monsters while in this state, and to knock them out of it.
Apex was SSJ2 Frenzy. Monsters that entered Apex state would straight up bounce pretty much everything off most hitzones, even with mind's eye or skills, and furthermore completely negated element and status. They were even more damaging overall than their Frenzied counterparts. You'd need to use a specific wystone to get past the insane bouncing unless it was a certain one where you could hit its soft hitzones easily. You could again knock them out of Apex, but they could still go back into it.
For some weapons, Relics were among the strongest, potentially better than anything you might be able to craft depending on the weapon type, but it was pure RNG bullshit.
The endgame boiled down to everyone hunting Rajang forever.
>>343111676
It charges up really quickly so it's one you can use fairly often. It makes up for a lot of the Gunlance's relative immobility.
>>343101343
>Not every weapon needs to be viable
Then why the fuck would I bother playing Frontier? I thought one of the key points of the franchise was every weapon is viable, but some do the job better than others.
>>343110885
>A few of the issues
Like the fact that it wasn't fun at all.
>>343096665
>You will never cart incompetent hunters with Lagombi-chan
>want to be guitar smasher
>but since I hunt solo 90% of the time so I can't stand not cutting the tail
>>343110964
X did introduce elemental coatings if you want to play it like that
>>343111879
It wasn't as fun as it could be because of the few issues.
Olympic Swimmer should have been standard speed. Dodging should have gone further or had more i-frames because of the lack of panic dive. Distance-closing attacks should have closed more distance, and in general hunter attack hitboxes needed to reach a tiny bit further. These alone would have solved most of the problems with it.
>>343111983
did you know the hunting horn actually has an attack that cut tails? I dunno if it's still in X but it sure as hell existed in 4
>>343112131
vertical dodging was fucked too
>>343111879
If you say so. I thought it was the best addition to the series. Shame they didn't fix it up a bit for the newer games.
>>343112028
One thing I'm looking forward to.
I'm also going to try and prove viability of proper usage of the Guild style over using Adept as a crutch, so I plan on trying to beat some of those bow times on the site.
>>343112151
the hilt stab is damn near useless, though
it has shit for damage, so you'd need to do nothing but spam the attack for what feels like hours
>>343111983
I've got the opposite problem, I've become such a wannabe tryhard that I get so caught up in abusing weak points that I forget to break parts that I came here to get in the first place
>>343112151
Only cutting damage counts towards the tail cut in 4, though, and The HH's stab is awful.
>>343112397
>>343112829
git
fucking
good
>>343110509
I WANT TO____TAMAMITSUNE!
>>343113201
You'll just end up taking forever to cut the tail, though. At that point you'd be better off switching to a weapon that can actually cut tails.
>>343113321
>wanting to the water fox
>>343113531
Ontop of that, HH is just slow without some mates.
>>343112131
Agreed totally. Wish it'd come back. Especially with best new monster that is a fit for the water. Bubble is best status
>>343113321
hunt
>>343113321capture
>>343113578
I want to absolutely with the water fox
>>343107167
Monster Hunter Stories, senpai. Though it's up in the air if it'll get localized
>>343113578
You guys know its a guy like Royal ludroth right?
>>343113578needs more titties
>>343114069
It's whatever you want it to be, faggot
>>343114047
#MHSForTheWest
>>343097089
And that is why I love monster hunter.
>>343113578
>>343114069
Even better
>>343114201
Says the one fucking the bubble blowing bitch dragon and not Gold Rathian like a real man
>>343114543
>Not a Nerscylla
>>343114543
Rathian is used goods, all about that bubble pussy, fag maestro.
T A M A
P U S S Y
Does switch axe get anything awesome in generations?
>>343114995
The ability to stay in sword mode indefinitely. I hope you don't like axe mode because you'll never, ever use it.
>>343114905
Why are only Chinks getting this game?
Fuck man, Capcom won't give the west this or Dragon's Dogma Online. Why does Capcom hate us so much?
>>343115054
so it finally completed the full transition to babies first greatsword for people that cant handle charging like they intended?
>>343115054
So as a non SA user where does that put it? Faster great sword? Smashier longsword?
>>343115225
Because normally the West doesn't buy shit from Capcom
>>343115225
They hate us because we generally hate them
>>343115441
The West is the reason why Street Fighter is so popular
>>343115272
Its only directly damaging hunter art is an autocombo with a fancy finish
>>343096665
Wrong, the entirety of X exists.
>>343115272
>>343115329
SA is basically a faster, stronger longsword now. While the longsword has greater reach and mobility, the SA excels at outputting disgusting DPS on monsters during large openings, and can also put out solid DPS even when the monster is running around.
Keep in mind this is literally only due to a broken Hunter Art combo, and if it wasn't for that it wouldn't be nearly as strong.
>>343100031
My man
Though I admit I'm fine with monster on monster stuff too but dragon x human stuff is hot as fuck.
>>343115635
>the West liking a game where the objective is to beat the shit out of your opponent
That sounds about right.
>>343114069
Yesand?.jpg
>>343096665
But OP you are wrong, the most cancerous thing in monster hunter is pic related.
what did they give Insect glaive when it was basically already a generations weapon in 4?
>>343115683
>>343115805
This is incredibly disgusting to watch.
What happened to MH?
>>343116078
That second one is a frontier WEBm you dong.
>>343116037
>not this asshole
>>343116285
khezu is ez. has huge openings to punish. rathian has windpressure and therefore is objectively worse.
>>343116067
They nerfed the fuck out of it, and then gave it some shit Hunter Arts, kek.
It no longer has infinite combos.
>>343116285
Khezu literally melts in minutes if you use a decent fire weapon and smash his head, he also has no good attacks at all.
Honestly he's not nearly as bad as people make him out to be.
>>343116364
>>343116393
I never said he was hard, just more cancerous than p rathian.
He's the shitiest monster in the series, and they keep bringing him back.
>>343116285
khezu only punishes people that try to play the game like a hack and slash tho.
>>343106918
Why not a Monster Hunter type game where you hunt, capture, and subsequently date monster girls?
>>343116161
And it's Monster Hunter, your point?
>>343116551
>He's the shitiest monster in the series
But that's Gravios. I can't understand why you would think an inoffensive pushover monster like Khezu is the worst.
>>343116664
No it's not, it stopped being monster hunter a long time ago, also no one in the west fucking plays it so what's YOUR point, jackass?
>>343116621
Because fucking kill yourself.
>>343116754
>No it's not, it stopped being monster hunter
>MONSTER HUNTER Frontier
?????
>also no one in the west fucking plays it so what's YOUR point, jackass?
You're the one bringing it up.
Funny how you're not talking about the other video, either.
>>343116393
>It no longer has infinite combos.
Except it does? I'm pulling the old XXA infinite in the demo right now.
>>343116602
Why is the area so grey? It could use a little colour.
>>343116037
>>343116285
>>343116551
>>343116754
You're all 100% wrong.
The shittiest monster in the series is easily Rajang.
>>343116754
Gravios is ez for a lancer or a gunner tho.
>>343116905
>He actually thinks Monster Hunter Frontier is real Monster Hunter
Okay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXQQyiOYBB8
>>343116754
At least Gravios can't be beat in your sleep. Well, most of the time, anyway.
I just hate Khezu. Both design-wise and gameplay-wise. He's so boring to fight, even if I can take him out quick.
I actually kinda like Gravios' design, at least. Fighting him is almost as boring as Khezu, though.
>>343116067
It got nothing of particular interest besides being able to jump across half the zone in one go with aerial, and its numbers got significantly nerfed overall
One art collects all three extracts at once, another gives you a little orbiting thunderbug that damages whatever it touches but not for very much, and a big jump attack that's not that great by itself but can consume the orbiter bug for more power and still not be that great
>>343116393
>It no longer has infinite combos
In what, striker? Its playstyle is almost untouched, it's just been numerically nerfed
>>343116946
Games that PC needs:
>Monster Hunter Ripoff (a good one, not like Freedom Wars)
>A good Mario Party Ripoff
>A good Smash Ripoff
>>343113578
>>343117065
>He actually thinks Monster Hunter Freedom is real Monster Hunter
>He actually thinks Monster Hunter Tri is real Monster Hunter
>He actually thinks Monster Hunter 3U is real Monster Hunter
>He actually thinks Monster Hunter Gen is real Monster Hunter
>>343117224
Pls no, I'm experiencing hunting flashbacks.
>>343116946
>hating on Rajang
This must be what some refer to as "having shit taste"
>>343117373
That's not rathalos you dumb monster.
>>343116602
Didn't earlier entries used to have lightning rods?
>>343117289
Godeater if you can tolerate the mediocre bosses, except Hannibal, and somewhat same-ish weapons
Just emulate
There was that decently old indy game that was basically adventure mode smash and it let you give your guy cool power-ups. Can't remember the name
>>343117530
Maybe if you want garbage and 1% of all art of that type.
>>343117436
Nah it's what everyone refers to as "common sense."
He's an extremely shitty monster that's not even remotely fun to hunt. The series would be better off without him and his armour.
>>343116037
pinkian is cute! CUTE!
>>343116037
Thankfully for the 3 and 4 babbies, the tumors have already been removed
>>343097535
>I also hope you aren't implying apex is hard
Things that add depth don't necessarily have to be hard, but it does make shit more fun.
>>343117665
I like Emulating the PSP monster hunters as much as the next guy, but fuck that.
Freedom Unite is pretty cool, but it lacks the refinement of later entries. Climbing is slow as fuck, the hit boxes are way too huge. Some attacks, no matter the amount of armor you have do 50% of your life because the developers were like, "Don't get hit by this DUMBASS".
Portable 3rd still isn't really fully translated, has much less content than even MHX.
Nintendo has some kind of exclusivity contract for Monster Hunter though, so, we'll never get the more refined Monster Hunters unless someone just makes a good ripoff game.
>>343117289
Vindictus if you can tolerate Nexon bullshit. Their Greatsword is literally Guts mode, I really wish I had a webm of it. So much fun to play
>>343117936
>>343117646
Different function
Redpill me on Khezu
>>343117439
That thing is literally a sayan.
Where did gore magala go?
>>343118226
Great argument you really showed him.
Will we ever got tonfas or are they just going to keep making stupid hybrids like charge blade.
Next we will get a cross between greatsword and dual blades
>>343117649
post more of that bubble slut, she makes me stiff
>>343118297
It took a nap.
>>343118606
I'm waiting for this
>>343118637
>she
>feel like playing MH
>don't feel like playing on tiny ass neck-strain 3DS and tiny screen
>MHO is absolute pay to play shit riddled with MMO problems
>last console MH was that wii u shit
WAT DO
>>343116602
>damage numbers
>>343118606
>Dual charge attacks.
>Charged spinning attacks.
>Spining two massive swords like Guts.
>Demon mode increases charge attack damage.
I'd hunt with it.
>>343118795
Give up on it.
Capcom won't do anything worthwhile with MH anymore.
>>343118751
Yes, she. Go off yourself, faggot
>>343118660
>>343118795
Wait until japs lose their shit taste.
>>343118896
wow
gay
>>343114069
If the penis is feminine then it isn't a boy
>>343119042
no, this is gay
can lance pole vault?
>>343119179
>You will never make out with Lagi
>>343107875
not really because you can still get damaged if you approach the monster
they should've made it the same in single player, but make the animation itself the pin during online play. that way monsters dont get shredded as fast as they do and it still rewards players for being good at the mounting mini-game.
>>343119223
That's Glaive's gimmick but Lance can jump from a charge
>>343119340
I want to kiss the monsters on the nose!
>>343119439
My dick thanks youcropped is hotter though, you get to see some of the fun stuff
MONSTER HUNTER DISCUSSION IS FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE ALL YOU FAGGOTS DO IS POST PICTURES OF THE MONSTERS WITH ONE WORD COMMENTS AND DON'T DISCUSS THE FUCKING GAME.
>>343119439
Shitty job with the left nipple senpai.
Work on it.
>>343113321genderbent
>>343118795
>Get New3DS
>Get Boot NTR and stream silky smooth 30 fps to your PC screen
>Suck it up and reasearch a better configuration or body parts to enjoy Nintendo's MH
Choose one
>>343119340
>>343119340
Fuck off Rathalos
>>343119439
M..more
>>343118895
This, being female has nothing to do with your biology
Tama is a proud transgendered Bubble Dragon
>>343119643
What's there to discuss faggot?
Those of us who aren't aspies or don't know chink haven't played the new game, and there's nothing to discuss about the older games.
Case in point:You, not bringing anything up but complaints
>>343118606
No.
The scorpions and a new area are the most you might get from Frontier.
>>343119042
>>343119905
What the fuck, m8.
You've played every monster hunter game for hundreds of fucking hours and you're saying there is nothing to fucking discuss? You're retarded.
Also, why didn't you just fucking hack your 3DS and play MHX MONTHS AGO with a translation patch? Aren't you a real fan of Monster Hunter, you fucking humongous faggot?
>>343119439
You know what's hotter? just doing tiny little black bars over the nips/puss. Honestly, it's the best censoring. Japs do it best.
>>343119905
>Those of us who are too stupid to hack a 3DS despite the many resources and step by step instructions and available or don't know chink haven't played the new game
fixed
>>343120046
>>343120050
Should do the black bars, or give it a try at least. Erasing the goods is no bueno
>>343120046No. To tama's right. The white fading to pink is pixelated where the nipple was, and the shading isn't.Just post the original.
>>343117646
removed them because they couldn't be assed to bring back areas with weather effects.
>>343119676
You can stream to your computer with n3ds only?
>>343120026
I play monster hunter with my friends and not random chinks. If my friends aren't doing it, then neither am I.
Also, people discuss what they like discussing. If you wanted to discuss anything instead of whining, then you would have started to by now.
>>343120026
>Real fan
>Not supporting the official release
>>343120195
These are shitty.
Stop posting them faggot.
>>343120195
DELETE THIS
>>343119643
>>343120195
I see that camel toe.
>>343120392
>>343120507
Hot
>>343118685
>tfw no puppy zinogre to follow you around and help you hunt
>>343120561
Sometimes I wonder why these exist.
>>343120372
Then why didn't all of your friends hack their 3DS' too? Like, what the fuck. All of mine did and I played with them months ago.
>>343120386
I am buying Generations.
It's this kind of circle jerking that fucking kills /v/. Take it to /vg/ you retards.
>>343120561
Why must Touhou have crossovers with everything?
>>343120507
Ayy, that's pretty good. You did good work on the other titty.
And the crotch.
>>343120715
because dressing anything up in silly clothing is cute
>>343120658
Good.
>>343120715
>not wanting to dress up your monsterfu into maido
>>343120729
>french maid outfits = 2hu
anon, please
>>343120848
Should be fine
>>343120848
>>343106271
>Settling
the fact that everyone settled on shit, was horrible.
I bought the wiiu ONLY for mh3u, and capcom abandoned it.
>king of the skies
