Vlad is about to kill you. What are your last words?
heil hitler
HAVE NO FEAR
VLAD IS HERE
steel jets can't melt fuel beams
ITS VLAD
>>343071662
"Here's your gun back"
IT'S PAYNE
>>343071662
VLAD IS ON RISE LIKE A FUCKING SPUTNIK
>>343071662
Die Russian! Fuckin' die already
>>343071662
I'd fuck you.
>>343071662
Bang, you're dead
>>343071662
RUSH B BLYAAAAT!!
>>343071662
do it faggot
IT'S PAYNE, GET HIM
>>343071662
I was compelled to give vlad his gun back
one bullet at a time
>>343071662
Max, dearest of all my friends. I was supposed to be the hero.
>>343071662
SAMMY WATERS!
I've been ejaculating in the coffee creamer for years.
>>343071662
1. Not the face.
2. Don't bother putting rocks in my pockets, I'll float back up anyways.
*teleports behind you*
>>343076513
it's a hologram
ANUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE.
>>343071662
Eh, I'm Max Payne.
I am sheriff, how do you like to be deputy?