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>Literary pop culture powerhouse Titan Books will publish
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>Literary pop culture powerhouse Titan Books will publish four new novels in the Mass Effect universe between August 2016 and March 2018, as outlined in its 2016 Fiction Rights Guide. The books line up with the release of Mass Effect Andromeda in March 2017, but they'll tie into the entire Mass Effect series, serving as prequels and sequels to some events in the games.
>"They will focus on key characters and answer the many questions fans have been asking," Titan writes.
>The first novel, Mass Effect: Andromeda Initiative, is written by The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms author and three-time Hugo Award nominee NK Jemisin. The final novel will be penned by Mac Walters, creative director of the Mass Effect franchise.

Why the fuck are more and more games requiring you to read out of game content to explain backstory of the game and to explain the endings/aftermath of a game? Just have a fucking prologue and epilogue.
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>>343062002

>go to subway
>order a footlong sub
>sandwich artist asks if you want some chips and cookies to compliment your meal
>you complain that they should be in the sub already

That's how retarded you sound like right now
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>>343062002
Can't be as bad as the Killer Instinct novella at least.
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I bought the Mass Effect Retribution or whatever novel where they introduce Kai Leng and he breaks into Anderson's apartment, eats his cereal, and pisses in his flower vase.

I went to complain about how awful it was on the Bioware forums and people were actually defending it saying it made Kai a badass.
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>>343062140
>sandwich artist
every time
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>>343062550
IF you think thats bad they call lumberjacks "tree surgeon"
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>>343062002
>We want the Halo audience

The problem is that actual science fiction writers do shit that shitty repetitive rooty tooty point n shooty vidya gameplay can't even hope to do justice so the devs end up retconning everything and making up new crappy plot as they go.
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Having an actual author writing is a step up at least. The previous books not written by Kaspyrian were all trash.
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>>343062654

>in school in the 90's when PC culture gaining steam
>official announcement from the principal
>the school janitor's title is now Custodial Engineer
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>>343062140
>go to subway
>"what would you like on your sandwich"
>"what do you have"
>"to find out you'll have to go read this book"
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>Mass Effect
>Marc Walters
Abort
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>>343062973

>book

It's called a menu, retard
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>>343063540
>"where is the menu"
>"in another store, you'll have to go there to know you're ordering and then come back to place your order"
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>>343062002
>novels tie into saga
This sound all great and dandy until you realize that they still hire the same aweful typwriter monkeys that write everything else too.
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>>343062002
>abloo boo boo I might have to read to understand a reference or three
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>releasing 4 books in the span of 2 years
I'm sure they'll be literary masterpieces that'll become the very hallmark of excellence in its genre.
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>>343066220
Let's be real, it'll just be the same book with different colored covers
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Might as well ask here instead of making a new thread

How does /v/ feel about tie in comics and are there any that are actually good
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>reading video game novels
Doesn't get much more pleb than this.
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>>343062002
Why isn't Anita wearing her hoochie hoops?
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>>343062002
Who is the tranny in the pic?
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>Your face when the books are written better then the game itself
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>>343062002
>The final novel will be penned by Mac Walters, creative director of the Mass Effect franchise.
DANGER WILL ROBINSON
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>>343066805

It's the protag who will be female by default
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>>343062002
I wont take this as something bad, there is alot of shit you know about something not because of the moives or games, but because of other stuff.
Ewoks are a good example, they are never mentioned in the star wars movies, but you know the the name of those little bears, and in part is the same with tie fighters and other ships.

Now this is bioware... so you know where this is going to.
>i was virtually raped
>now im a bioware writter despite i dont know jack shit about fiction writting
>i will put my hate for men in that book
>and everyone (even men) will love it
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SOMEONE POST THE CEREAL KILLER
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>>343066805
Its called sera. and its a goblin.
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>>343062879
Even the Kaspyrian books were pretty ass.

I mean, not straight of offensive, just very very very bland.
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>>343062002
because they want to sell books and coz its EA
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>>343062836
The leaked survey prety much confirms this is Mass Effect: Halo. We uncover ANOTHER ancient evil called the Remnants
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>>343068893
Where was this survey, in SF???
This smell like premade bullshit to test reactions, and change if someone is not that good.
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>>343062002
What are they trying to do? All who cared about ME story have left the franchise forever, and the normie audience they are trying to reach don't read videogame books. I know they if I ever touch ME again it won't be because of a riveting story. But then again I do not like forced homosexuality so it is doubtful that ME will ever be good
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>>343069167
To not trigger /v/ and to spam fake I'll spoiler this.

From a semi-reliable source of leaks for both Reddit and NeoGaf post an allegid survey. This leaker has posted other games surveys and have all come semi-true with other things changed. It's a huge semi-accurate leak that came out before we had a single piece of visual information about ME:A. So far it's been quite accurate. Just google "Mass Effect Andromeda Survey Leak+NeoGaf" and you'll get the entire thing

And you're probably right, they wanted to test the waters and see players opinions
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>>343069687
I did a search after i saw the post, thats why my reply about the testing ideas, but i still have the doubt of who was selected for this survey, if its true and not just a background to hide the actual survey (comments about the leak)
If i go full conspiracy, ill say that the survey went to a PR or companies where all that datamining goes, to let the datamine answer the questions instead of asking directly to people.
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>>343062002
>From the studio that brought you literary masterworks like "Kai Leng Eating your Cereal Naked in your house" or "Cole, the autistic ghost assassin"

I am morbidly curious.
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>>343062002
>Mac Walters, creative director of the Mass Effect franchise.
Hello Darkness My Old Friend...
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>>343069301
lol

everybody with good taste have given up on the mass effect story, but there are still thousands of fapfiction consuming biodrones who will keep eating this shit up forever
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>>343070402
>from the studio who put his effort into making you a sissy princess, a cuck and feel guilty to be as you want
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I still can't get over her fucking face
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>>343070058
It is suspicious, the entire game is suspicious. The majority of the original team at BioWare on Mass Effect have ether left or have gone to greener pastures.

Something really interesting is what a Ex-BioWare/Mass Effect Dev said after the teaser of a teaser for the game.

This article; one of the few questions BioWare for barely showing anything with only six months left.

http://www.gamepur.com/news/23294-mass-effect-andromeda-dev-faces-flak-no-gameplay-reveal-production-not.html
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>>343071603
Get used to it. Bioware are socially conscious progressives now, so they're never going to put a half-decent looking woman in a game ever again.
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>>343071706
>Dev assuring game will be great despite showing zero gameplay is a pasty fat asshole in a stupid hat that doesn't fit his clothes
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>The first novel, Mass Effect: Andromeda Initiative, is written by The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms author and three-time Hugo Award nominee NK Jemisin

Last I remembered The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms was pretty good. Had a pretty standard bodice-ripping romance between a captive girl and a rapey death god, but the setting was neat.
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>>343071723
>>343068559
Its this face with a few touches
>jew nose
>fetal alcoholic face
>whatever they call themselves wich is not a normal person
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BioWare's games have too high of a budget now to actually try and make the in-between games.
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>>343062002

>The first novel, Mass Effect: Andromeda Initiative, is written by The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms author and three-time Hugo Award nominee NK Jemisin.
Oh neat, this sounds like it could be good, I wond-
>The final novel will be penned by Mac Walters, creative director of the Mass Effect franchise.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AFTER ME3
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>>343062002
>Why the fuck are more and more games requiring you to read out of game content to explain backstory of the game and to explain the endings/aftermath of a game?
Because they can make more money that way, silly. Integrity? This is a business, they sell things.

Seriously though, much as it annoys me that's the simple truth.
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I can't wait to see how they'll take a character from the first book and then completely throw out their development and personality and rewrite it to be a hollow mary-sue.
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>>343071706
Like i posted before, even that "virtually raped" bitch ended up as writter.
They are using softer methods compared to konami to let his "unwanted" people go in "peace" (nice payment)
I remember the pic saying "old bioware" and it old as shit, so even then they left when this "you must be gay" bullshit started.
And i found it.
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>>343071706
>>343071930
Something similar happened to DAI, but DAI was delayed like 2 years because of this.
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>>343068559
how do you even fuck up an elf
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>>343072346
>This. Putting Mac Walters in charge of ending the book series is ridiculously stupid. How did that faggot manage to keep his job after ME3?
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>>343062002
>Titan Books
Never heard of 'em. Then again, I'm an uneducated, illiterate fuck so whatever.

And ME:A is probably going to be okay.
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>>343062002
given the quality of previous mass effect novels, including the one that was supposedly rewritten but still not rereleased, we may be in for a treat of cheesy quotes and generally shitty writing

also
>hugo nominations worth anything after the commitee has turned into a leftist safespace clubhouse
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>>343062002
I can't wait for some more Kai Leng tier shit.
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>>343072434
More like how do you fuck the entire game
>animations
>forced dialogs
>characters not qt because landwhales wont stand it
>THE FUCKING MUSTACHES AND BEARDS HOLY SHIT, NOT EVEN PS2 GAMES WERE THAT FUCKING BAD. IT FUCKING BOILS MY BLOOD THAT THEY GOT THE FUCKING GAME OF THE YEAR...
I cant fucking get it, but i do... money, even the face in the pope was too obvious.

This is a.... female?
Looks like a dude who was on crack for a month, and skiped a few lunches
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>>343069687
>An ancient evil

Fuckint hell, they could have made a story about some Andromeda dynasty oppressing all of the weird new alien races or some shit, or trying to end giant space wars, but no AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS!!!
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>>343069687
>>343070058
To be fair, before Dragon Age Inquisition was unveiled there was a leaked survey that ended up giving some details on what the game was like.
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>>343072746
Don't forget, before ME:A Asari weren't suppose ot have body hair. Now we have an Asari with body hair (her eyebrows) and a horrifying face.

I rather have Cass the Man Face then whoever this is with the dirt smeared across her eyes. What's worse is we're going to get MORE characters like Sera now because of the new Tumblr writers
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>>343072845
Its literally the only story they know. And they are shit at it. Every single bioware game is the same. Atleast waifus existed before. Now theres just tumblrina dreams
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>read the leaked survey
>all those colonization options

dammit, I want this to be a good game now, but I know the story will be shit and it'll be Win10 exclusive anyway
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>>343072746
are you talking shit about muh waifu
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>>343073039
>Now we have an Asari with body hair (her eyebrows) and a horrifying face.
I don't know about the eyebrows, but honestly the Asari isn't even that ugly jesus, stop sperging out. Fucking Rosa Shepard is way uglier. Morrigan from the DAI reveal was WAY uglier than both, and she turned out to be by far the hottest character in the game.

Andromeda will almost certainly be shit, don't get me wrong. But don't grasp at straws like that.
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>>343073039
SOMBODY ON /v/ TOLD ME THIS GAME IS PRETTY BORING
AND FORCE YOU TO BE GAY AND SHIIIEEET
SO MUCH SHIT GAMES...
AND THEY DONT STOP COMMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMMING....
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>>343073134
She looks cuter than in DA2, but by contrast Leliana looks way way uglier than in DA2. Looks like a crackwhore.
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>>343072746
I like how they don't put attractive women in because they don't want women to feel insecure or threatened, but they expect men will be stable enough to deal with an attractive man like Cullen.
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>>343073084
The whole game is gonna be a statement to how BAAAD AND RACIST white imperialism was back in the day. Just wait
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>>343073084
Don't get to hyped. When DA:I was released the Devs on the Mass Effect team strongly commented and praised the War Table from DA:I. So I'm assuming now, but all of these colonies we'll be helping and numerous planets might only ever be on the ME War Table
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>>343062140
>Every thought in my head is illogical and based on food.
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>>343073306
You should probably go back to /b/ kid
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>>343073241
Not him but Its literally an abomination anon. Use your eyes
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>>343062002
Halo has literally been doing this for years.
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>>343073349
Did you fucking forget what the galaxy map was in all 3 previous fuckung ME?
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>>343073306
Never ever try to rhyme again
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>>343073134
you sure is not a husbando?
remember is bioware, anything could happen with people genders and even its biology.
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>>343062002
Because retards will pay for this stuff.
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>>343062431
Kai Leng was introduced in Retribution, but the infamous apartment bit was in Deception.
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>>343073457
Nah. It's a mildly unattractive, relatively normal looking woman blue skin and tentacles aside.
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>Read a book to comprehend what's going on in the game
If i wanted to read, i'd play Planescape: Torment again
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>>343073572
Post the kai'leng cereal piss scene. I wanna read this shit
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what the fuck do you retards think its for? MONEY, its literally free money, why put all the story on the game when people are gonna buy extra shit just to get the whole thing. its DLC on a new level. this is the future, milking the cow till its dead
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>>343073465
No, I didn't, but the War Table is a different beast all together.

You have to complete mini-stories for characters and places on the table and you have to wait REAL TIME to complete them with only the manipulation of your console or PC clocks and they plan on removing anyway of quickly getting them over with now.

They were more detailed Garrison Missions from WoW basically. Horrible. Why couldn't I go there my fucking self and deal with it instead of sending in some retarded guard or assasin?
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>>343062140
>/v/ in charge of food analogies
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>>343073475
I don't know, that still just looks like a girl with a mustache. Not a very good try, anon.
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>>343062002
Is it going to have the same writers the previous books had?

If so, I ain't touching that shit with a 39 1/2ft pole.
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>>343073729
You reminded me of the old anty piracy methods.
>to continue with the game, look at the codes book, page 540 line 5223
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>>343073475
She is a true waifu. She's romantic as fuck and doesn't like them gay people.
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>>343073869
I have no words for how much i want bioware to burn
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>>343073837
Not even males have this square jaw, unless you are an actor or something.
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>>343073134
>muh shit waifu
They ruined her face and whatever shit was in charge of voice direction had her fucking triple the thickness of her accent for Inquisition
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>>343066602
Some can be great. If you've played Shadows of the Empire I highly recommend checking out the comics. If not, play the damned game.
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>>343074032
Shovel jaw is tumblr approved. Wont make hamplanets feel insecure
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>>343062002

Why does she look so ugly compared to the females in the last game? Did they make her ugly on purpose to prove a point and if so, what point?
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>>343074032
Maybe you don't, you chinless motherfucker.
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>>343074241
90% of staff frequent Tumblr.
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>wahhhh reading sucks!!!!
>i wanna just play video games like a baby!!!!


Try cracking open a book and reading for once you fucking retards.
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>>343074117
1 minute on paint, and she is already a fuckable woman.

This is not the wolfestein guy, its a fucking girl, and its not a fucking asian.
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>>343074267
She has the jaws, and even the look of vigo mortensen.
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>>343062431

I used to periodically visit Bioware forums years ago (until shortly after ME3 came out) and everyone there took an absolute piss out of that scene as well as the ME3 version of Kai Leng.

The funny think about the forums as I remember them is that on most things they were extremely polarised, with no middle ground - you know, just like /v/.
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>>343074331
Boi....
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>>343074331
If I wanted to read a book I'd read decent literature, not Bioware shit that was too crap to even make it in their video game.
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>>343074491

I get it anon, women with strong jawlines make you feel emasculated because of your own inferior bone structure.
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>>343074589
I like women with penises, chest hair and manly faces, I'm not gay or anything I'm just comfortable with my masculinity hahahaha
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>caring about ass effect tumblr edition
>2016

save yourself the heartbreak. this shit will be a flop and a ruined franchise just like mirrors edge.
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>>343072746
>>343073134
>>343073475
>>343073917
>>343074032
>>343074341
Nice man, dude
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>>343062002
Is that Anita Sarkeesian?
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>>343062140
>Compliment
>MANDATORY READING TO UNDERSTAND THINGS THAT ARE NOT PUT IN THE GAME
>Compliment

You are literally, genuinely and authentically retarded.
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>>343074589
>women with something strong
Maybe strong potions...
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>>343074708
i'm on board to spectate the upcoming trainwreck, front row seat
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No one is hyped for this steaming turd. Didn't bioware themselves say they unveiled the characters at some gaming show with posters and banners and no one even noticed?
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>>343073306
>Asari, by established lore, are suppose to be the most attractive race to all other races
>Bioware once again decides to ignore their own ground rules and makes an Asari look unattractive

Color me surprised.
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>>343074865
Oh man, I'm going to need sources
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>>343073736
The only difference you mention is real time wait missions which usually was only for gathering materials which is super useful. Yea the real mission wait times was artificial and stupid but honestly if you are playing the game it is non intrusive and forces casuals to explore the game more.
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>>343074707
>I like women with penises
So do i
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>>343074865
Who the fuck cares, just prepate for tumblr and reddit invading this place to shovel how much fun they are having,
i even thinking about doing some serious hard research and try to repeat the andromeda tripfag fake shit, but without the free games and stuff
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>>343062836
>implying Fall of Reach isn't based

Get the fuck out
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>>343074589

Are you seriously trying to say women with man jaws are are attractive? They're called man jaws because that's what men have. Women should have women's jaws. I'm being fooled here, I'm sure.
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>>343074589

Muh feminine dicks! It aint gay or anything!
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>>343075265
Feminine penis without feminine is just penis
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>>343062002
Games have always been doing that though.
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>>343062140
>go to subway
>order a salad
>sandwich artist gives it to you without dressing or a fork
>ask for both
>"what, no. you should've bought dressing and a fork if you knew you were going to eat a salad"
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>>343073241
He's hardly grasping at straws. That's a pretty ugly as shit character.
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>>343074995
>They're called man jaws

they're called that by insecure men tho
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>>343062140
This isn't a little treat for lore enthusiasts. It's required reading, like from Halo 5. Homework in other words. To understand everything going on in Halo 5, you had to watch both Halo live action series, read three novels on the origin of Master Chief's fireteam, read a novel on the events that happen to the cast of ODST after the game, and listen to a series of episodes from a Halo 5 podcast. And I'm probably forgetting some stuff too.
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>>343076043
i fucking hate women with strong jaw lines, almost as big a turn off as a cleft palate

guess im just insecure for having preferences
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>>343074589
>Woman with a strong *anything*
>He doesn't want a subservient Jap to rape
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>>343074032
Kind of reminds me of Dishonored. Except they did that as a stylistic cartoony thing for their MALE guards.
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>>343062836

In the Halo books defence the old ones (Fall of Reach, Contact Harvest, First Strike, Ghosts of Onyx, Cole Protocol) were actually good and enjoyable scifi books and they weren't required to understand the Halo story.

Everything changed with 343i, Forerunner saga and Kilo-five books and then there's the fucking comics.
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>>343076494
>stylistic cartoony thing
This is a stylistic faggot thing
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>>343076494
Majority of the people are stylized
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>>343077297
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>>343077297
>>343077387
God, Dishonored just oozed style. Everything felt so gritty and thought out. I hope the second game's an improvement.
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>>343077297
Wew lad, thats fucking horrible.
At least the draw was decent.
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>>343077297
Well I meant the somewhat enlarged jaw the guards had. I know everyone else is stylized.
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>>343077585
>The drawing and design is good
>But the woman isn't pretty despite not being designed to be so it's shit
Literally a 14 year old's opinion
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>>343077297
David Bowie in 10 years if he lived
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>>343078010
Why are you getting triggered that somebody doesn't like something you like?

Did you draw it? I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it.
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>>343078010
>Draw looks like a old woman
>final render looks like a drunk slav after some shit makeup and trying to pass as a slut
>>343078364
he is mad because i dont like strong womyn with strong potions.
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How about this.
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>>343077585
>>343078470
She's an insane witch, so there's that
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Why are the females so ugly in bioware games
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>>343074341
Why should being fuckable be the foremost priority when designing a character?
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Even a transformer looks more like a woman than this bioware face.
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>>343077585
>>343078470
>>343078364
She isn't intended to look all that beautiful. Like almost everyone in Dishonored.

They were going more for evil dyke witch than pretty 10/10 waifu.
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>>343078747
>Make a character who is said to be attractive
>Make her unattractive

You can't have it both ways.
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>>343078747
Because that's how nature works.
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>>343062140
>sandwich artist
lmao
do you really call subway workers "sandwich artists"? do you call mcdonalds patty flippers "burger artists" too?
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>>343078747
>game about relations, romance and sex
Manjaw fetishes is another on the list of non femenine features on a woman.
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>>343062002
It's common for hack teams to do this now.

JJ Abrams does this a lot for movies he directs. He did it for star wars and star trek.
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>>343073060
>Its literally the only story they know
no
baldurs gate 1 and 2 werent this much of a cliche
knights of the old republic wasn't either
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>>343079034
Nature is unrealistic
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>>343062140
Holy fuck why is it always a food analogy with you fuckheads?
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>>343079336
>Baal is not an ancient evil

Also it saddens me that they eventually ruined KOTOR to make it about an ancient evil.
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>>343079536
How so? You fought contemporary villains in both games.
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>literally put video game info into books and trying to sold it

THESE FUCKING JEWS MAN
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>>343079612
And in ME you fought Saren. Doesn't stop the story from having a greater outside threat semi related to the antagonists. One that is beyond your realm of existence until much later.
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>>343079486
>americans
>not talking about food
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>>343073917
She should be the main character of Wolfenstein.
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>>343079832
>bioware character face base model.jpg
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>>343079803
I asked you to explain how, you didn't do this. What part of the kotor story was about an ancient evil? The closest thing was just not knowing what revan had left to go fight.
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>>343080042
I thought I made it clear that it saddened me that KOTOR EVENTUALLY became about an ancient evil.
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>>343080213
I asked you what ancient evil you are talking about from the story.

How many times are you not going to answer a direct question?
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>>343073869
>somebody got paid to write this
It's a sad thought, but it's not like anyone's going to forget this any time soon.
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Since this is a vidya book thread.

Anyone know if any of the Deus Ex books are any good?
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>Videogame novels.

Not even once.
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>>343080731
A few hours ago i knew there was some comics, when jensen have a biological dick and fucks a chick, despite jensen being aug from the belly down to his toes.
Now you tell me there are books.
Im not that fan of desu ex, but i can feel how bad they will be, more with eidos as quality control.
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Daily reminder that this isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL
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So that when somebody calls out the shit writing all their fanboys can screech "YOU DIDN'T READ THE BOOKS"

Like the Star Wars prequels.
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>>343082309
they already did with DA:I
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>requiring

OP, nothing is ever required.

Star Wars have a shitton of novels, books and comics. Did you them all? No. And you can get the story only from the movies.

This is the same shit. Nothing new here.

Goddamn millenials. This board is not for me anymore.
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>>343080309
The Emperor, fuckstick.
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>>343076615
Forerunner saga has been the only good thing to come out of halo in the past 10 years.

>liking sci-fi
>not liking Greg Bear

Get better taste.
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>>343081414
I always found that threat kind of shitty. I mean, even if you won, Thessia got curb stomped almost instantly after your fight with Kai.

The planet was going to die either way.
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>>343082309
So i need to buy and read the books to even start to argue with fanboys with harder skulls than the shills who wont even listen because it will make the company look bad?
I wonder how many people will fall for this.
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i'll never give bioware a cent again after the abortion that was 3.

loved the shit out of the first and second games, too.

crash and burn you fucking loser developer scum

also

>sandwich artist
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>>343062002
>NK Hemisin
>not shit
pick one.
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>>343083142
>I always found that threat kind of shitty.
It was great, stop being contrarian
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>>343071954
Is this another fantasy book about a young girl who finds out she is the princess or some retarded shit? there are a million of these.
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>>343062002
I don't have problem with extended universes merchandising, but EAware make theirs obligatory, just like most of their DLC crap.
>Kill it with fire
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>>343083538
Kai pls.
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Halo does this. It's why most people don't understand the plot and motivations of 4 and 5. Military sci-fi is the shit, faggots. Quit being retarded and open up a book every once in awhile.
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>>343082789
The emperor? In Kotor?
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>>343062002
I could care less
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>>343085038
>Revan and Malak fuck off to the Unknown Regions
>Meet Sith Emperor who makes them Sith Lords
>Come back and fuck shit up
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I remember Halo 5 having required reading material and you'd have dozens of "What you didn't know about Halo!" videos on YouTube from fucking normies.

>Did you know that Master Chief killed a guy?
>That's right, Master Chief killed a guy
>Hmm...Master Chief killed a guy...

>Oh and Cortana is Dr. Halsey
>A robot Halsey...the doctor...that made Master Chief
>Almost like his mother...
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>>343085151
Sith emperors are just people, not an ancient evil.
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>>343062002
so what? just more trash novels for idiots
video game books are just as bad as movie/tv/Steven king books
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>>343085475
>cortana
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>>343085879
stephen king books are ace, troll harder.
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>tfw Bioware is basically Gearbox 2.0 at this point

Fuck this gay earth
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>>343085808
They are if they're literally thousands of years old and have UNLIMITED POWER.

Seriously, visit the wiki and search for 'Valkorion'
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>>343085808
>An immortal Emperor from thousands of years in the past
>Not Ancient
>Drained his entire planet with a single magical spell to fuel said immortality and wants to genocide the entire known universe
>Not Evil
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>>343086256
>Valkorion
Also from the old republic mmo, outside of the kotor games.

There's a HUGE amount of problems with TOR's story.
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>>343086516
Seems reasonable to me, they're bandits anyway
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>>343086516
>KOTOR was about an ancient evil
>Example is a character that was introduced in an expansion to an MMO

Sorry, kotor didn't really have an ancient evil, they just tried to retcon one in with the shitty mmo years later.
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>>343086846
Holy shit are you a fucking retard? Remember way back up when I said I was sad it BECAME about an Ancient Evil?

You got the memory of a goldfish, anon?
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>>343086516
I know its retarded, but isuing misleading terms would cover the overused idea of ancient evil at least.
All i think is that rita pic.
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>>343086927
It never became about an ancient evil. TOR is a separate entity from the KOTOR games and really never made a solid effort to stay faithful to what they did in any way. Acting like the fifth expansion to an MMO that wasn't trying to maintain the story a couple games had ten years prior has a legitimate claim to affect their story is kinda stupid.
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Oh hi guis what are you chatting about
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>>343087126
Except it's canon, and it was also established in 2 that there was "something great and evil" in the galaxy. So even if it's not an Emperor, there was already a confirmed "Great Evil Thing in Unknown Parts of the Galaxy"
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>>343062002

Not that I give a shit about Mass Effect at this point but this really grinds my gears. Tie in media should provide additional lore/information/material not central to the main product so it can easily be disregarded and ignored.
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>>343074743
This literally never happens. These books are just fluff that add very little to the story of the game, they are made just to milk the franchise and trick faggots like you who think that same shit won't be explained in the game.

This is coming from someone who read Dragon Age novels before the game launched. The only thing that probably changes is your perception of Logan or whatever the black haired guy was called.
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>>343074865
That wasn't about ME it was a new IP, they are working on and it wasn't banners and shit it was literally a T-shirt.

Props for really blowing it out of proportion, you should consider journalism.
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I wouldn't have a problem with cross media content, but there is no such thing as a good video game novel. Hell, there's no such thing as a good tie in novel for anything. Look at the star wars EU. I'm glad it got obliterated because it was all fucking terrible.

There is a less than zero percent chance that a book about mass effect will be even mediocre. It'll be deviant art fanfiction level full on garbage.
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>>343076043
>they're called that by insecure men tho

but only insecure women call men insecure tho
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>/v/ manchildren don't have enough attention span to read a novel
lmaoing @ your lifes faggots
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>>343089147
>Investing time in reading shitty teen books

I bet you read Harry Potter too.
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>>343062002
How many genders can you choose?
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>>343088553
Wrong. Fall of Reach was amazing.

Actually a lot of Halo Books were bretty gud
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>>343062002

This depends on how they do this. I don't have any faith in Bioware so I expect there to be massive holes in the game's writing which might be filled in if you read the books.

Ideally, the game itself needs to be self contained, everything you need to enjoy the game's story should be in the game and easily accessible so anyone who picks up the game and just plays it alone will understand the main story and appreciate it. Books can provide extra supplementary stories which give a broader perspective but shouldn't be required for the enjoyment of the core story. Basically if you need to read those books to understand characters, factions or motivations within the game's story, the game has failed.

Though honestly, I couldn't give a fuck about Andromeda. Bioware shit the bed last time and I don't expect they'll avoid repeating themselves. I expect a very mediocre soft science fiction series more or less repeating the mistakes of the original.
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>>343062002
>there are people who will still support EA after all the horrible shit they've done
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>>343090396
>similar results
Top kek.
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>>343090562
What?
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>>343090669
Just install the addon, and you can google the image and search for shit like filename and md5 to spot shills or automated threads.
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>>343090892
OH kek

I don't use 4chan much, I'm more of a reddit guy
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>>343091352
then just copy the url of the acutual pic and just paste it on google images search, you will be amazed with some results.
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>>343090396
>her pussy is also a mouth
the perfect woman
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>>343091569
If you are deaf
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>>343062002
>tie-in novels
>canon
WHY
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>>343062002
>The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms

What the fuck? Did every person in the nation just plant a flag near their shack or something? Fucking 3 Kingdoms was already insane, how many people would you need to have a Hundred Thousand Kingdoms?

Oh and to OP, it's because it's a good way to jew the consumer and at the same time be lazy with your own writing since you pay the novel writers to rationalize and justify your shitty headcanon.

What else can it be?
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audible version when
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>>343092792
Youtube after a few months because normies wont read and would want a jewtube resume of everything.
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