Thoughts on EvaXephon?
It takes a pretty shitty Jew to somehow manage to be a total failure.
He seems very jewish.
Is he?
>>343051286
Me on the left
Thoughts on video games?
>>343051286
I think Yandere-kun is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes anime games and doesnt afraid of SJWs.
He looks like Trusty Patches. He should go bald shave off his eyebrows and kick people into holes.
needs better hair style
face is fine.
kid has no confidence.
Yandere dev who shilled /v/ so hard he's now popular on tumblr
>>343051286
Reminds me of Ao Oni.
>>343051421
Not with that nose it isn't
>>343051286
100% jew
would Auschwitz again
>>343051396
nah hes afraid of emails
DAT NOSE
>>343051482
i like big noses
>boo hoo strangers don't call me hot
Jesus fucking Christ, have some grace and deal with the face you were given. There are far more important things in life. The reason he isn't getting any isn't his face, it's how fucking insecure and shallow he is.
Why didn't Uncle Shlomo take this kid aside and tell him that once he makes the geld, he can have all the goy bitches he wants?
>>343051286
Second most unlikable cunt to come from this website after Manlet Tears.
looks like creepier Neil Gaiman
Man, it's been like 7 years since this guy "shilled" his stream here an people are still mad about it? I doubt anyone in this thread browsed 4chan at that time.
Weird that no one cares when TBF, Gamegrumps, broteam pill, vinesauce etc shill here
>>343051616
He's making a game now called Yandere Simulator
He's making a successful and popular game (something most of you nushit don't realize)
Redeemed himself for his past and has become successful, so /v/ is trying to pull "one of them" back to being unhappy piece of trash to feel better about themselves.
I will get called Eva for this post because /v/ is a bunch of tools and if someone says nice things about anyone, he MUST be that person.
Prove me wrong nerds.
>>343051574
>Manlet Tears
Oh fuck I remember him
Didn't he have a pathetic Elvis-themed wedding or something
>>343051286
dat jew genetics
>>343051616
There's a few.
And the dipshit is still around as Yandere-dev or some faggotry.
christ is every /v/irgin fucking hideous
>>343051804
Kaceytron frequents here and is pretty cute if you don't mind chubsters.
>>343051286
Just talk with girls
Its not hard to get numbers, usually its yourself that gets in the way
Stay away from internet dating the balls completely in their court there
Thats not to say start trying to hunt after 10/10s
But some normal looking girl can do
The key to any of this stuff is confidence
Oh and a car, don't know how many girls i missed out on because they lived to far away
He has more email problems than Hillary Clinton.
>>343051804
Nope.
Pic related, me in theblack
>>343051420
Underrated post.
>>343051775
jewnetics
>>343051804
I'm even more hideous, it can't be helped.
Low self-confidence is worse than having an ugly face.
This guy seriously needs to talk to people more.
I know this because my fugly alpha male older brother is currently fucking a 9/10 qt
>Be good looking but have crippling social anxiety
>>343051994
your back is turned to the camera. nice job retard
Looks lie a nice honestly and not THAT bad looking apart from the giant nose.
>>343052112
Actually scratch that, low confidence in general is a big turn-off for women.
>>343051994
>in a restaurant wearing hats
fucking jews, whats next, shoes inside homes?
>>343051286
>How do I fix my curly jewfro?
Has he ever heard of hair straighteners?
This nigga looks like a young Shia Labeouf
>>343051994
guy in the black is very average looking.
>>343051729
Something like that, don't follow that shit too closely, he goes by Britbong on youtube now and I strongly suspect him of being the "barneyfag" people are going on about these days, as they both share the same obsessive autistic posting style.
>>343052243
Was he molested by Hollywood chicken hawks like Shi'a Laboof?
>>343051286
I know a friend who looks just like this dude.
Calm guy, when we were kids I used to bully him and he just took it. I stopped and we've been cool ever since.
He had a half-decent girlfriend until a year ago, so the faggot in the op's image just has a shit personality.
>>343051286
He was a faggot, but the fact that people are bringing up that he's a faggot based on shit that happened several years ago is just kinda sad.
>>343051994
Me on the left
>>343051286
he looks like some poor man's Shia
>>343052363
>so the faggot in the op's image just has a shit personality.
Yes, he does.
>tfw good looking
>socially retarded, literally have no idea how I'm supposed to react to anything
fuck fuck fuck
>>343051286
He'd look half-decent if he did some working out.
Also some sort of facial hair might help as he seems like he could grow a thick beard and it'd help with the chin which is his weakest feature.
Changing the hair would be the first step though. I wonder what he looks like now?
Side view, he kinda looks like the actor of Scott Pilgrim
Exact front view is bad, but it is common 101 knowledge that it is bad idea to take picture of yourself in that perspective. Idk what its called but most people really do look horrible in that perspective.
Left most pic is perfect.
Perfectlt highlights his big nose. How could he take a pic at that angle and think its good idea
>>343051286
Braces might be able to fix his lower jaw/upper jaw problem.
Nose surgery is a bit extreme, but having a large nose is nothing to be worried about.
Aside from that, all he needs is a proper haircut and to dress well, and he'll be fine.
>>343052735
he also needs to stop being a huge faggot
Braces wont fix his lower jaw. Surgery can. From the looks of his upper lip, it looks like his upper teeth are just in the right place. He looks like he has overbite not because he sucked on his thumb but because he has tiny chin
t. 5-yr brace shitlord choking on plastic retainers every night
>>343051286
braces, nosejob and new hairstyle
there, fixed
>>343051286
Looks like the dude from Even Stevens.
>>343051286
He looks like shia lebuff or however that shit is spell
Whether this is a good or bad thing doesnt matter, he should be taking advantage of this
>>343051286
He'd be pretty average looking if he straightened out his back and didn't jut out his features like a weirdo.
Unfortunately, the guy's a complete cunt to anyone who disagrees with him or slightly inconveniences him. Nothing attractive about that.
>>343051286
if he fixed his posture, got a decent haircut and built some muscle, he could easily get a 7/10 girl. He could get a 9/10 if he was funny or had any good skill.
He could get a 10/10 if he forgot all that shit and invested his inhereted jewbux into something good.
To be honest, he doesn't look that bad. He just looks like total omega nerd male, low confidence is literally written on his face. I don't think there is anything structurally wrong here, with a little bit of gym and self confidence he could be pretty handsome desu
>>343051286
(((EvaXephon)))
>>343053176
>low confidence
More like gullible herbivore male
>>343051286
Keefers was better
>>343051286
Seems to be a good coder but an awful human
>>343051729
>Oh fuck I remember him
It's a recent thing of course you remember him
does it matter what he looks like
how much does he make off his patreon a month, like a thousand dollars?
he can fuck 9/10 girls with that money
>>343053296
>Seems to be a good coder
>>343053296
>good coder
if there was ever a time to post that image where he's talking to a programmer he respects this would be that time about that fighting game he did.
>>343051286
first, new haircut would help (but first let it grow to actually have some length to work with)
second, POSTURE! if he manages to get his shoulders/neck as straight as possible it will reduce his nerd level a reasonable amount
third, if he can grow a beard he should, that will hide and enhance his jawline.
>Be ugly fuck
>Draw your alter ego as a kawaii anime boy
>>343053342
Where do you live where women are impressed by $12k a year?
At least he's making a game, which is more than half of /agdg/ will ever achieve working on their own custom engines until the day they die.
>>343053418
canada ja
>>343053452
>implying eva is ever going to finish it
Both of those are in the same exact situation.
>>343051286
He looks like Shia Lebouf
>>343051286
Jesus christ.
>Get a hair cut
>Straighten your back
>Start lifting. Losing weight wouldn't hurt, given he has slightly chunky cheeks when he smiles and a terrible jawline side on. Too bad about the nose.
>>343051994
aside from the guy with the hat sitting on the left and the black guy, they all look the same cookie-cutter pretty boy.
for instance white dude standing up, could easily be dude in white shirt and vice versa.
>>343051576
Looks like a less creepy Shia LeBeoff.
>>343053262
Keef and Doc man.
And Diogo. With his constant talk of filling jars with period blood.
Also, Kneegrow plays Lion King. "YA' GONNA WAKE THE NEIGHBAHS." "SHUT THE FUCK UP GRANDMA. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE NEIGHBORS."
>>343053117
He doesn't look like that guy at all.
>>343052114
I know this feel handsome stranger.
>>343051506
the nose will stand out less with bette rposture
>>343052984
You forgot the jaw surgery.
>>343051549
>The reason he isn't getting any isn't his face
Actually, it is.
>>343053675
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No. He'll have better posture but the nose is eternal.
>>343053342
>money
never settle for gold diggers, NEVER! it is called self respect OR hire a high quality escort once in a while; but DO NOT RELATIONSHIP with a gold digger
>>343053704
If he got fit and didn't drown himself in his internet media he'd have infinitely better chances.
>>343053563
Is this a meme
>>343053352
>>343053343
Wasn't that a number of years ago? Yandere simulator seems very well coded
>>343053342
He states that if he gets over $1500 a month he'll split the cash between 2, but let's say he doesn't; he's only getting $60k a year.
It's certainly a living but not "look at me, I'm rich" kind of money. For comparison, I earn a tad under 93k a year and the average wage where I live is 90k.
>>343053720
no really, the nose will still be there indeed, but right now because of his posture it is his "front end" the forward-most bit of him if you will, it seems like the nose is leading him...
if he'd straighten up he could push his chest forward making his nose less obvious in comparision.
>>343053803
What makes you say that?
>>343051804
How do I look?
>>343053776
It's not, he looks like him a lot.
>>343053881
Like a dumb phoneposter.
>>343053890
Shia Labeouf has a tiny nose, you're drunk.
>laughing at Eva for years due to him whining about girls not liking him on stream every day
>find out now about Yandere Sim and all the retarded nerds funding this shit
Jesus christ, karma's a bitch I guess.
>>343051286
Holy shit, that nose. He could drill a hole into a tree with that.
>>343051286
Of course that you wont get any pussy if you don't try hard enough.
Anyone can get pussy even the really ugly ones can if you take your finger out from your ass and try hard.
>>343051286
Looks like a younger Roberto Benigni
>>343053575
im not sure lifting will help as much as posture would.
Losing weight on skinny-fat body is tricky if you intend to lose weight to enhance jawline; because this is where (neck/jawline) along with gut the most fat will be stored and thus the last to go. He would have ribs sticking out loooong before he lost enough fat to enhance his neck/jawline.
>>343053947
Nah, I think anyone would laugh at a guy whose emotions are demolishing upon him on live video game stream.
>>343054017
holy shit
>>343054162
ah... he is a robot too...
hmm.. well that can't be helping either...
it is a vicious circle though;
get rejected or hurt by woman = low self-esteem (if you aren't emotionally stable enough to take it)
low self-esteem = get rejected.
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