>playing Mercy
>land from high up
>*clack*
>immediately get rock hard boner
Anyone else know this feel?
>>343037843
no nigga what? what the fuck does *clack* even mean?
>>343038718
You know, **clack**
Pure practitioner or naughty nurse?
Yep
I can't play with Mercys on my team anymore or the enemy team. Haven't played in like a week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5xxd5gbzPI
>>343038945
I can't decide Anon
I would think pure practitioner, which is kinda even sexier in its own way
>>343037843
I can't even play D.Va because her adorable voice makes me so rock hard I need to masturbate
Why is she just such a perfect Waifu?
mercy
Widowmaker
zero suit dva are the only ones with heel noises right?
>>343039427
Is it bad that playing D.Va made me start watching Evangelion?
>"When I play Mercy and jump up and down, the sound of my heels makes me feel like a real lady"- Anonymous Pro Gamer
>>343039510
Jesus Christ I forgot there was an ifunny border on that
I forgot to crop it out, I apologise Anons
>>343039510
she just is
>>343015835
Thought a Vietnam War Mercy field medic trying to help keep an artillery wounded US Soldier alive while crying might be very feelsy
>>343039658
What kind of pickup lines would work well with Mercy? I was daydreaming the other day and thought a cheesy one might be something like "Oh wow, an angel? I must already be in heaven" after getting revived. I feel like I've seen it before, or maybe I just came up with it because I'm aautistic Waifu loving faggot
>>343037843
Would you die or get heavily wounded just to have her heal/revive you?
>>343040074
>What kind of pickup lines would work well with Mercy?
Pickup lines are for people too boring to have personality or charisma, Mercy is a wonderful woman and would only settle for the best. Therefore, all pickup lines would fail.
>>343039510
>Take a deeep breath! Now, let's accomplish our objective!
Does anyone else take a deep breath when she says this?
>>343039510
Because she was designed by committee to be like that
>>343037843
>injured in hospital
>Mercy comes to spend time with you and make sure you feel better
>Hear her distinctive clacking from the other end of the hospital as she walks along the long hallways
Unf
>>343039162
>>343039427
D.Va is actual best girl. Mercy is Christmas Cake.
im just going to sit here, and wait for that Mercy webm.
>>343040379
>Because she was designed by committee to be like that
Is this the new meme? Anything that's not buttugly or manfaced is a cynical attempt by satanic lord Kotick to grab your shekels?
It couldn't be that the artist had agency and liked what he/she was creating, of course not.
>>343037843
Is Mercy heel clacking a new meme? Prior to that one thread about hearing mercy's heels from behind a few days ago i didnt notice a single comment about mercy's heels but now it seems like a regular thing.Not complaining though, i also find it hot as fuck
>>343042669
>didnt notice a single comment about mercy's heels
You should find that thread in archive then.
Does anyone want to play together? :3
>>343043114
What platform?
>>343040291
no, but like a faggot weeb i repeat the japanese that genji saysin my defense it's because he pauses in between phrases which makes it easy to say along
>>343038990
I seriously don't get this image and it's the 4th time I've seen it.
What the fuck is going on?
>>343043584
Not him. I repeat what Reinhardt yells into my group's Discord.
>>343040291Perhaps. I try to think of her saying it while playing Rainbow 6 Siege too, really helps me concentrate when I do it. It's just sad that I do so well because of her and then realise she's not there to be proud of me or anything :(
>>343038990
I love your work
>>343043392PC, nerd
People can talk shit all they want about Blizzard but they know how to make some well designed fap material
>>343043705
McCree hears heels and knows Mercy is coming to heal him. She sees him clutching his hat on his abdomen and mentions it. I think it's implying he has a boner.
>>343043705
McCree has a heel fetish.
>>343043705
I don't even play overwatch nor do I have the fetish and I got it immediately. You're retarded.
>>343043817
N3opolitan#1240
I'm playing DS3 right now though. Be on tomorrow.
>>343038945
Aren't these the same?
pure
pjÊŠÉ™/
adjective
1.
not mixed or adulterated with any other substance or material.
So, interest in practicing medicine not mixed or adulterated with any morals or sympathy. Naughty.
>>343043846
It is most certainly implying that he has a boner, specifically that he has some kind of foot/heels fetish.
>>343043936
Not everyone has an obscure fetish like you.
>>343043807
Not me
>>343040804
>Mercy is Christmas Cake.
>D.Va is actual best girl
these two statements heavily contradict each other
>>343044203
I never lost control
>>343043807
Thank you.
>>343044203
>>343038990
You draw a cute Mercy, pham.
>>343037843
People like you are the reason I don't like using Mercy
>>343039510
It only hurts we can't have her beside us now, doesn't it...
Anyone got any archives to the mercy erp threads?
>Being turned on by the sounds of High Heels
I thought I was the only one. I'm so glad I'm not crazy.
>>343044695
Same, I feel weird as fuck when I play mercy because all the comments from people who are so sexually desperate go through my head.
>>343037843
>play phara everyday
I kill the stupid mercy
>>343044912
It's like an audio version of glasses: just gives off a strong "intelligent capable classy lady" vibe.
>>343044081
>you need to have a fetish to understand a joke about it
OTP
>hearing d.va get nervous or frustrated as her mech takes progressively more damage
>>343039650
Heres the sauce, now don't let me catch you doing this shit again:
http://koyoriin.tumblr.com/post/108425582310/little-mercy-sketch-i-might-draw-tracer-too-if
>>343045109
or just a whore
>>343044812
>mercy ERP thread
What?
REPOST
Overwatch is being shilled to death, betavirgins dont give a crap
Going for 3.0 k/d on reinhardt, wish me luck anons
>>343045325
90% of Mercy threads
>>343045364
So?
>>343045247
To simple people, yes.
i wonder if her healing ray works on mental wounds
>>343045230
I-I won't Anon, gratzi
>>343039517
Yes.
>>343043114
>>343043584
If anyone of you guys want to play later just add me, K?
night /v/ is always pretty chill
>>343045520
US or Europe?Or the UK?
>>343045590
US, homie
>in public
>hear clack clack clack
>instinctively look up/turn head everytime
anyone else? it's like I have no power
>>343045520
>>343045590
>>343043114
lol forgot to add my username is PKMIKE
>>343045620I could play if I use less ping-intensive characters
>>343040949
>Thinks artists have any creative freedom in a multi million dollar AAA videogame
>>343045659
How can one not attempt to gaze upon superior Mercy beauty?
>>343045681
And the number?
>Mercy is cute
>Lucio is way more fun to play
It's not fair. Wall riding is way more fun than floating.
>>343045681
>>343045751
>>343045850
#1628
Goddamn, making friends in battle.net is almost as hard as nintendo network
>>343045853
I never enjoy playing Lucio unless absolutely necessary. Flying from target to target, juggling heals and damage buffs, is way more appealing to get the most out of your utility.
In contrast, all Lucio has to do is keep a pulse and make sure his team doesn't stray too far. Wall riding provides some entertainment, but the maps never feels well designed enough to take advantage.
>all these people calling Mercy pure
look at here, you can see it in her eyes, she's a huge slut
>>343045821
Mercys boobs are big
B I G
>>343046589
can you prove that? she could be flat-chested and simply wearing booby armour
OTP or not Mercy x Phara stuff is just adorable
>>343046157
battle mercy is fun. too bad you can't play it else everyone one your team will start complaining
>you will never make Mercy a mommy
>>343046685
Did he die?
>>343045185
Dawwwwww
>>34304667176 x Mercy is better
>>343046671
Mercy and Pharah is pushed by Korra fags, it's really tiresome
They're only effective as a team because they can both fly to some extent
>>343044296
>unironically wanting Christmas Cake
You disgust me
>>343046685
Holy shit Game of Thrones is retarded
>>343046589
And perfect for lover fun times
>>343046685
I-it could still happen
>>343046671
Far better than Tracer x Widowmaker.Zarya x McCree is cute too.
>>343046926
>Not liking Christmas Cakes.
Neck yourself.
>people fawn over this creature
>>343045401
>where's our tank?
>outside 1v1 with a Tracer
>fucking spongewall can't do anything right
https://a.pomf.cat/xefkkp.webm
>>343045185
Nah still shit senpai.
>>343038945
>Tits blatantly showing off like that
naughty nurse for sure
>>343047208
Is this like a fetish or something?
>>343047286
kek
>>343047194
post tracer x widowmaker comics
>>343047194
That's a good loop, desu.
>>343047194
MORE
>>343045401
Oh you're that one retard that can't into tank.
>>343046963
He had some good reasons to jump
This last episode was pretty much the best of the series
>>343047286
>Zarya will never clumsily attempt to flirt with you with her tenuous grasp of the English language
>she will never try to act feminine around you, despite her massive frame, in a bid for your attention
>>343047194
>mercy will never ride you full force
This game has too much ass.
>>343045484
W-why though?
>>343047683
Ireland pls don't you have some cars to bomb
>>343047483
>>343047194
source?
![1467078125253[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AcgktcE.jpg "1467078125253[1].jpg")
>>343038945
Pure practitioner but naughty nurse for S76
>>343047712
Hey, don't associate him with the rest of us Irish. I'm Irish and I love me some ass, Mercy is perfect
>>343047194
>Reviving his dick
That's brutal
>>343047629
game of thrones is retarded for far more reasons than just that clip
Its a show aiming for young adult females, was never intended to be smart or complicated
>>343047629
It's been pretty shit for the past three seasons.
The cinematography in the last episode was actually pretty decent though, all things considered.
>>343047743
Explain to me the purpose of this comic, is it supposed to be sad?
>>343038718
I want literal retards to leave.
>>343047724
>>343047724
>You will never spoon Tracer
why even live brehs?
>>343047959
Mercy is sad seeing how fucked up S76 has gotten over the years after Overwatch disbanded and being recalled
>>343048051
hurts my hands
>>343048079
>>343048051TOBLERONE TIME
I need to know if Mercy is pure or not /v/
>>343047194
fuck....my dick
>>343048289
Of course she's not pure.
>That slutty as fuck armor
>37 year old "virgin"
>Crazy as fuck
mercy is a whore! whore!
>>343047194
what's that white stuff
>>343048182
Tracer has no ass
>>343048370
milk you make swiss cheese with
>>343047194
I'm pleasantly surprised that this hasn't been deleted yet
>>343047959
Not everyone is a sociopath like you, Anon.
>>343044567
Ha.
>>343048289
>>343048346
No, Mercy is pure. PURE!
>guy with 20 hp left
>shitty healslut arrives
>literally out heal your dps
>>343048565
Anon, there's one constant among all healer women. They are always healsluts. Healers love to please men and suck cocks, and Mercy is no exception.
>>343048051
FUCK SHIT
>>343048289
Of course she is
Don't listen to the cucks who say she's a slut
She is the purest waifu
I mean look at her, she's always working. She's all stressed but keeps goingShe needs someone to console her cause she's probably all sorts of fucked up too, and someone to relieve that stress
>>343048370
This guy >>343048565 gets it
>>343048705
The only thing Mercy is working is cocks.
>>343048630
Seriously though, I think Mercy is the type that's married to the job and has no time for flings. She probably spends all her time in the lab researching when not out saving lives in 3rd world countriesshe probably pleasures herself with a dildo to relieve stress though.
>>343047743
>im the medic. i have a right to choose which patient gets treated first
That's not how it works is it. Because thats kind of retarded.
>>343047743
>fancy doctor
>doesn't grasp the concept of triage
>>343048868
actually it is, it's just the most obviously savable patients are treated first usually.the seriously wounded are left to die
D.Va is best girl
>>343048915
>>343048868
>Telling a doctor that can revive people who she's allowed to treat first.
kek.
Enjoy your family members not surviving an accident.
>>343048915
What if he's the most injured one and Mercy was right?
>>343048770
B-but that's whatFareehais for.
>>343047286
Mercy will never walk up to you with a pouty lip asking you to open a jar, her face bright with amazement a you do it then giving you a kiss on the cheek and calling you her hero.
In no way is life worth living.
>>343040804
fokken midgets, man
>>343049000
D.Va a shit.
Mei > Mercy > Pharah > Widowmaker > Zarya > Tracer > D.Va > Symmetra.
>>343048868
Triage
>>343037843
Mercy is the worst character design ever. Her wings look like shit and her generic appearance is literally the same as widowmaker/Tracer etc.
And the tight suit is a copy of Samus.
>>343049342
>reading "tiny imp child" in reinhardt's voice
every time
![1467062958606[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dy2AfIx.jpg "1467062958606[1].jpg")
>>343049084
Why is daughterfu dva so adorable
>>343049342
>the balloon says rekt
funny
![1467064143800[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0CdHbRM.png "1467064143800[1].png")
>>343049451
Not adorable
A horrid wretch
Would you a Roadsow?
>>343049342
But she's so much fun
![1467064773137[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5rJYOJr.png "1467064773137[1].png")
>>343049521
>>343048705
Why did you post this image for the third fucking time
>>343037843
>>343049562
Would you a Gabrielle Reyes?
>>343049342
>Mei > Mercy > Pharah > Widowmaker > Zarya > Tracer > D.Va > Symmetra.
I can't tell if you're rating them based on attractiveness or usefulness in-game, but you're horribly wrong either way.
>>343049578
In a matter of speaking, I suppose.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS, THEY GOT OUT AGAIN.
>>343049824
Attractiveness:
>Mei > Mercy > Pharah > Widowmaker > Zarya > Tracer > D.Va > Symmetra.
Utility:
Mercy > Zarya > Widowmaker > Pharah > Tracer > Mei > Symmetra > D.Va.
This is known.
>>343049770
>>343049562
Sure, why not?
>>343049946
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>>343049770
I'd cream pie pie pie her.
>>343049946
>Mei above Mercy and Tracer
holy shit taste, batman
>>343049946
Kek wrong.
Attractiveness:
>Mercy > Widow > Zarya > Pharah > D.Va > Tracer > Mei > Symmetra
>>343050003
Fat.
>>343050025
Mercy I'll accept, but Tracer is pretty awful. She's a twig with a grating voice to boot.I don't know what Amelie sees in her.
>>343050093
t. low test beta
>>343049946
Attractiveness is more like Widowmaker > Mei = Tracer > Symmetra > Mercy > Pharah = D.va > Zarya
Usefulness is more like Zarya > Pharah > Mercy > Tracer = Widowmaker > Symmetra > Mei > D.va
>>343050131
Tracer is spunky, short hair is life, andEnglish accents get me rock hard.
>>343049770
Probably before she became an edgelord yeah
Overwatch is lacking in spicy latinas
>>343046685
>tfw no frogfu in king's landing
![Nhrn8IP[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vkYlpKA.png "Nhrn8IP[1].png")
>>343050003
thicc is large thighs without being fat (think Enji Night)
this is just straight up fat
>>343050286
>>343050182
>>343049946
>Attractiveness
Pharah > Mercy > Widowmaker > Zarya > D.va > Tracer > Symmetra > Mei
God you faggots have shit taste
>>343047743
Because.
He's not a young man anymore...
>>343050218
Soon.
>>343050286
That's not thicc. All she has is thighs.
>>343050398
>Zarya anything but last on attractiveness
Your taste makes me physically ill
>>343047660
>she will never try to act feminine around you, despite her massive frame, in a bid for your attention
nothing purer except maybe infants or other kinds of babies
>>343049770
>Gabrielle
>not the Spanish version of the name, "Gabriela"
>>343050538
>he wouldn't want a strong like mountain gf
She could definitely do without the pink hair, but she's fine otherwise.
>>343050538
fag
>>343043705
>>343038718
same retard detected
>>343047162
I really, really like this picture.
Mind if I save it?
>>343050768
I want her to protect my smile
>>343039862
fag
>>343047162
This might be the most pleb room I ever saw and it's 100% fitting for a twitch whore.
>>343050538
Jokes on you
>>343050768
She could also stand to be just a little less bulky, if we're talking about making her attractive. Or even half assed realistic. I've never seen anything but fat women coming close to her frame. Even that bleach blonde bodybuilder everyone posts doesn't look like a male bodybuilder with tits
>>343051101
>No muscle
You didn't do anything.
>make a Swiss character
>literally nothing about her is Swiss
Why fucking bother.
>>343051146
>>literally nothing about her is Swiss
She's covered in holes I'd like to put my mouth on.
>never know when's the right time to revive people
>doing it right away
>or wait
>end up dying anyway
Being Mercy is suffering.
>>343050910
Me too.
>>343051305
There's almost 0 reason to hold a rez as Mercy.
'
Like, if your entire team is being ulted on and will all be dead in 3 seconds then yeah, wait and rez the team. But otherwise it literally charges so fast that there's no reason to save it ever.
>>343051295
>>343051305
Don't worry every dog had its day
>>343037843
No, I don't get aroused that easily.
>>343049672
Is that Satsuki-sama?
Jesus Christ, what DOESN'T make you guys erect playing this game?
>>343051445
The only time I save it is if the person that died is useless and doing more harm than good.
>>343051508
>that hover hand
>>343051940
THAT FUCKING CUNT MEI
>>343051940
Is there ever a reason to NOT be erect?
http://puu.
sh/pIQJX/bac29c4a1f.mp3
Idk if there's a harder surface than the metal floors in Volskaya, maybe concrete in Numbani/Hollywood?
>>343051989
SORRY SORRY
SORRY SORRY
SORRY SORRY
SORRY SORRY
>>343051940Symmetra.
>>343038945
Blood Thirsty Executioner
>>343052821
SAUCE
>>343052935
Cedargrove on hentai foundry.
His orc women are da best.
>>343051305
>>343051445
Ehh kind of. Just using it as soon as it's ready is not the key cause rezzing often gives other characters the go ahead to use their ult like fucking GOING FOR THE TOBLESTEEN without worry.
Know your oppenents and when their ults are ready. Don't just spam your rez.
>tfw no mercy paizuri drawings yet
>>343051940
Tracer's voice
>>343053428
How can he aim with closed eyes?
>>343054096I kinda like Tracers voice.
>play winston solely to kill mercy
>dem moans when she gets grilled
>>343050006
kek
>pick mercy
>literal autistic zenny loses his shit on mic
always worth it
>>343045401
as long as you can out snipe a widow im ok with that . Saw a rein do that to a widow in the starting area on kings row.Mtahc was about 3 mins in that that point. was fucking hilarious and the widow was called out in match chat and dropped from the game 30 seconds later. could not handle the bantz I suppose
>>343047629
Too bad the rest of the season has been pretty trash. Fans have been coming up with better theories than anything the writers can do.
The idea that Arya - after she left the faceless men but before she was stabbed when she was walking around so carefree- was actually jaqen testing the waif was a neat thought
But no, it was just her being stupid and somehow managing to run through an entire city with several stab wounds to the stomach, somehow finding the one person in braavos she knew, and that person happened to have modern day surgery skills to not only save her life but to prevent any sort of infection or sterilization issues
>>343045659
I wear cowboy boots and I've grown accustomed to men turning around to check me out when I walk behind them. The look of disappointment when it isn't a cute girl always makes my day.
>>343037843
Yes Anon, yes
>>343043804
I'm proud of you anon
>>343051940
All hard, all the time.
More like Ovarywatch.
I want to marry Mercy!
>tfw girls IRL will never be as cute as these wifus
>>343051305
i only do it if it's at least 2 people.if i see 1 dead and the others critical i stop healing let them die :)
>>343055701ey sauce that shit nigga, google only gives me cartoon network
>>343037843
>Watchpoint Gibraltar
I don't care if the team consists of five Mercy's already, I'm picking her just to hear that clacking.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with that fetish.
I just wish Widowmaker had a stealth melee kill ability, so you'd never really know if the clacking behind you would end with Mercy healing you, or Widowmaker strangling you while softly whispering in your ear not to struggle.
>Think about other anons rock hard boner
>immediately get rock hard boner
I can't be the only one, right?
>>343056241
Perfectly natural.
>>343056241
It's actually biological, at least if we were in person it would be. If I have a hard on, your mind thinks I'm going to fuck something, in turn you get a hard on to compete.
>>343037843
No, but then again, I'm a shit mercy.
>>343051989
JUST DID 190 DAMAGE TO ME
>>343055701
second this >>343056058
>>343050441
He knows though:
We're all soldiers now..
>No scheduled down time today
So much for late June comp mode.
>Widowmaker will never tug at the waistline of my clearly-strained pants and sultrily whisper "come out~"
I'm not seeing a whole lot of reasons to live anymore
